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@JakeMarv

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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@SuppressedSikh Worked with this guy who bullshits 24/7 says he was about to settle down with 2 twins he’s been shagging
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@JakeMarv
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@SuppressedSikh This is the guy.
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@SuppressedSikh Also says he keeps record of the people he’s slept with in a book
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3 years
@JakeeBurt @SuppressedSikh He also wears cowboy boots
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
Be careful out on the roads folks my good friend is lucky to be alive after he crashed trying to retrieve a scotch egg from his passenger footwell, wishing him a speedy recovery!
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@_Dillon_91 @SuppressedSikh 😂 He told me he has 5 Xbox’s and goes through £420 of cannabis a week this could genuinely be him
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@JakeMarv
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3 years
@jordanharding5 @CharleyMac6 You’re keeping them afloat when you keep going in and buying these
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@JakeMarv
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@joshHarris01 threw a full pint over some ginger kid when England scored, apologised to his mother then did it again for the second goal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
Happy birthday @cw96__ have a stupendous day 🎂🎉
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@JakeMarv
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2 years
@JordTurner19 Okay bossman
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
2 years
@ajs1697_ @Jared_Phillips_ That video of him with his corey hanging out his shorts while he’s got the virtual reality headset on is by far the scariest thing I’ve seen
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@JakeMarv
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3 years
@JordTurner19 Work harder or you’ll end up on JSA like @CharleyMac6
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@JakeMarv
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@jordanharding5 Listen here tooth pick
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@TheAydenBentley Your parents are going to face another winter having a nerd with purple hair for a son, they are the real ones suffering
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@JakeMarv
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3 years
@joshHarris01 Lisa’s lips
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@Jared_Phillips_ I’ve called NG your lift home is on its way
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@Jared_Phillips_ @cw96__ Can’t be having that
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3 years
@Jared_Phillips_ @simon_robbo42 @cw96__ Sold all mine 8 days before it all blew up, pain.
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@Jared_Phillips_ @JordTurner19 @CharleyMac6 @JordB95 Charley when we’d done all the regular farmers then the boss level farmer came out
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
2 years
@Jared_Phillips_ What about if it’s my old English teacher who sneezed on me infront of everyone in year 3?
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@cw96__ @clarkecfc97 @Morrisons @jsa @Morrisons your employee Tom Clarke has been stealing frozen Yorkshire puddings for the last year sack him immediately!!
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3 years
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@JakeMarv
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2 years
@connorwilkess Get that fookin cooker on
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@JakeMarv
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3 years
@nicolelouisebr @clarkecfc97 No wonder the roads round here are bad
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3 years
@ajs1697_ @wynn_____ I’m going to do an audio book with them all on watch this space
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@jordanharding5 You’re not going to hear the end of this @howitt_97
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Jake Marv
3 years
@howitt_97 Disagree. Nothing like chucking the urinal soap over the cubicle while @C_clark97 has got his pants round his ankles in wellies
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@jordanharding5 Flight to turkey for a hair transplant to get rid of that sharnet?
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@cw96__ @clarkecfc97 Hi @Morrisons Tom Clarke won’t be coming in Sunday as he is ill, kind regards
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
2 years
@simon_robbo42 I’m on the next flight
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@Jared_Phillips_ Me claiming the smell of the taxi driver was the reason I was sick and not the wine
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@JordB95 @Jared_Phillips_ @Dominos_UK Now tell the part where you locked yourself in the cold storage over night to scran all the ham pieces
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@JakeMarv
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3 years
@nicolelouisebr @joshHarris01 6 or 7 shags a day easy
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
3 years
@connorwilkess @Jared_Phillips_ @clarkecfc97 You two deffo used to ask for a plain pasta king then attack the tikka masala at the school canteen
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@JakeMarv
Jake Marv
2 years
@howitt_97 @shaqshah_ What a horny guy, this is worse than that phase he went through where we’d catch him in the strip club on grand theft auto on the PlayStation every night without fail
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@JakeMarv
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@Jared_Phillips_ The nightmare in winthorpe
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