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Me: *in assembly in year 5*
My brain:
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Me:
GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP ME BURNING
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I’m watching the Islanders pitch up tents up mate I want see the games where they guess who’s been slagging each other off
#loveisland
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Hi there, it’s Jake the apparent quiet one from Stoke, I’m gonna be in walkabout doing meet and greets on Monday 19th December it’s gonna goooo off
Me: *in assembly in year 5*
My brain:
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Dont sing it
Me:
GIVE ME OIL IN MY LAMP KEEP ME BURNING
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@HectorBellerin
Aup mate, fancy coming round tomorrow for a brew and a bit to eat? Let us know !
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When you’ve been speaking to a bird for 2 weeks & she starts asking “what are we”
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Mum: Curry for tea tonight :)
Me: Ah nice, which takeaway did you get it from?
Mum: It's homemade
Me:
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2017 in a nutshell
Passed my test
Got my car stolen
Turned 18
Got falsely arrested
All in all 9.3/10
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My life has changed so much in a year it's actually fucking crazy to think about
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Only I could forgot my Provisional ID for my test & not be able to take it x
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Can people please keep posting photos of empty shelves in supermarkets, they’re really interesting
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When your mum keeps shouting you down for tea & she gets to her final straw
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@JamieClay_
2017 creamfields was insane, heat wave aswell, best weekend of my life but last year was awful cause of the weather
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@jimbobthejetset
@KettyBitch
I bet you those same people would benefit massively from doing some sort of physical exercise
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No luck on parklife tickets, signed up to pre sale of signal one live & market Drayton rock and bowl . Hope I get them
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Hi
@Twhitehouse0307
‘s twitter has been hacked by someone with incredibly dead chat so can you please report the account, thanks
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& my mum was wondering why I kept coming home with red eye after my daily walk
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2 weeks into quarantine, your parents have lost there jobs & you’re forced to become a tiktok influencer
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It’s almost like..... it’s her mum
Just found this photo of my mum from when she was younger and am I going crazy or do we look so similar 😳😳
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Mans kegged himself
I thought I’d give Tinder a go but honestly, it’s fully put me off dating.
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Think you’ve got bigger fish to fry John
@Carra23
@GNev2
@LUFC
@LFC
@SkySports
@btsportfootball
@BBCMOTD
I don't believe a word
@Carra23
and
@GNev2
say. They are only saying these things as their jobs are under threat as Sky wasn't invited to the table to bid on the rights for coverage.
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Mint seeing your mates get out of a toxic situation and finally being happy
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Solid job, Mrs, sorted
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Jaffa Bosson home from Parklife in time for the Saturday 7 pm news mate you heard anything worse
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Alicia the love island producer
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Have you ever seen a Victoria Sponge curl one into the top bins from 30yrds in the 94th minute away from home? no
BBC paid 200mill to retain rights to Match of the Day: 4mill viewers mainly men. Won't pay 25mill to keep Bake-off. 15mill viewers -women
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Why do lads going on there daily run bring out a clipper & a pack of raws
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Proper ruff that is
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My brother said he had something really important tell me, he whispered this "We have Bakewell Tart at home"
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Acca let’s you down in 90th minute
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4 jagër bombs tenner
Name a better bargain than Andy Robertson for £8m.
I'll wait.
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All these Stoke rave events are upping there line-up game, you love to see it
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