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@JadoreDenae
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What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
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An Uber from the airport $45 … you’re down to $155 in the first 5 mins … good luck.
Is Miami really that expensive. Cause $200 is a lot for 5 days. Maybe I’m just frugal. Idk. 😂.
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@DontWorryBoutB @MsMartieBabyy I really don’t know why ppl are acting like what he’s saying is so far out the way when the same ppl have had this conversation about being the first financial stable person in their family and feeling the need to take care of them.
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When you don't have an ass and your man on Twitter looking at ass
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Coming back to the day party after you threw up in the bathroom
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Because the shit he pulled on this app during election season is completely unacceptable.
Regardless of what happens this election, we’ve GOTTA figure out what we’re gonna do about this nigga Elon.
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Y’all gotta let summer 16 go lol.
Describe summer 2016 with one song.
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And that’s why I’m always confused when they say the booty isn’t real.
My sis had the THUMPER.
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Nah man this really gonna be in someone’s history book . I’m screaming 😭.
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Now if they get BBLs and start an OF y’all complain…. Is it oochie Wally or one mic.
not y’all getting BBLs just to push a pallet jack at Amazon 😩😩😒.
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Y’all friend started Kindergarten today! Send it up for him!!
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Frens … this a safe space?
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Lord the teachers were never this fine growing up 😭.
Summer came and it went. I know you had a lot of fun, but we’re going to have even more in Mr. Myles’ eighth grade English class. 😁. Tell your little brothers, sisters, cousins, nieces and nephews that they’re in good hands.
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They say I’m stuck in my ways, I say I’ve been getting paid! 👑🐬. Happy 6th Birthday to a young god!
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Ty Ty jumped over nggas… he like 5’6. Got the heart of a Giant don’t you ever forget.
JAY-Z rapping about his bestfriend Ty-Ty throughout the years. Which bar is your favorite?
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Will be in rotation today . but really it never leaves rotation.
6 years ago today, Drake released ‘if you're reading this it's too late’
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I also start my new job today! Very excited for this new chapter. Very blessed 😇.
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@B8kOfELo Yea I was just on the website and seen it said family owned business. I’m gonna have to check it out for sure.
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Obviously Thor.
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Let me brag on this kid! He had AMAZING game to end the season! He was the teams number 1 defender this season! Overall he’s had 3 goals and several assists. So proud of him 😍😍
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This was my photo of the day. Wow, I can’t believe I’ve birthed such an amazing, incredibly intelligent, gentle, loving human being! He really makes my heart smile every single day. I know he’s destined for great things ❤️ #mommymoment
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Reasons I refuse to argue about Beyoncé… ever.
It was just another day of Beyoncé being Beyoncé . Getting the arrangement of Moon River in one day, rehearsing it while doing her make up cos she wanted to play it while they recorded live.
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Chick-fil-A being closed on Sundays still irritate me 😡.
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Got my son a bike and he’s complaining about not having a helmet . oh boy what a loser.
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@JustZayy So per Walmarts policy employees cannot stop customers even if they think they are stealing. They can’t even force you to show a receipt. That’s why they hire loss prevention and they are supposed to deal with it. The employee can actually be fired for this.
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I actually really love this song.
chris brown and lil dicky really made one of the most fun and creative music videos I’ve seen 😭
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@NetflixFunny !!!! That bad how easily white ppl are able to swindle big investment firms and banks for loans with little to no proof of income ex) inventing Anna and the dropout on Hulu.
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Black ppl naming The House of the Dragon #DemDragons is the reason I keep these social platforms.
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Pls know if I fuck with you. your name is always mentioned in opportunities I see fit. I try to keep y’all put on.
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Back with a small win but I did it ❤️.
I will be working in an ER or ICU by winter of 2021. #manifesting.
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When you gone off the quila and he tell you come get this dick
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Dating.
What’s the last game you played that you lost on the first level?.
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Brittani crying cuz bow wow just came out . pls help.
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Y’all be having problems with y’all BDs from week 1 and still decide to keep the child .
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I really don’t find the funny in ppl being intentionally rude and disrespectful to teachers.
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Sure!
If ya nails is done and kinda fly can I see em.
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Happy 4th Birthday to the coolest. and I mean coolest kid on this planet!! Wish my baby a Happy Birthday 🎈
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Been making it look easy since 2015. Shout out to my jit ❤️🫶🏿
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Oh yea forgot to to tell y’all I got a 200/200 on my exam! I’m kinda killing shit. idk.
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Ego and arrogance is the sole reason Tory is in jail and facing 10.
Tory Lanez spent Millions on Lawyers to blow trial and get 10 years in Jail. When he coulda just listened to this 20 sec clip from Tony Yayo took a plea and been home in 27 months: 😂🫠
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@_dirty_diana88_ I def discussed it with my child’s dad. But at the end of the day it was my choice.
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Lizzo was never ugly. That’s a fact.
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Tyler perry shaking right now he couldn’t write a better villain.
Not Derrick Jaxn reacting to his own cheating confession video, making fun of his wife again, and speaking in third person 🤡🤡🤡
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Twitter needs a close friends . cuz I always have the wildest things to tweet but y’all sensitive.
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I simply wouldn’t leave, Ben.
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She might quit podcasting if she comes across his ass.
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I’m tryna put a ngga in them Nike shorts . wassup.
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I can not believe we’re about to have All Star and our downtown mall looks like Washington Square and Lafayette had a baby 🥲.
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Actually once black ppl hit 30+ they definitely unlock a different level of fine and moisturized.
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