Teacher Teezus 🍎
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Kimetsu No Yaiba ⚔️ Expert of Santōryū | 2021 Jet Magazine Man of the Year 👔
The City that Always Sleeps
Joined May 2019
Trying to show you the world when you’re ready. 🙇🏾♂️. Accra, Ghana 📍
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Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa Juan’s. 🙏🏾.
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Summer came and it went. I know you had a lot of fun, but we’re going to have even more in Mr. Myles’ eighth grade English class. 😁. Tell your little brothers, sisters, cousins, nieces and nephews that they’re in good hands.
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Why black people always tryna keep something a secret? Somebody will tweet “where can I get good wings” and folks be like “Ima DM you.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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I disagree. If it ain’t taught in schools today (personally) and for dang sure wasn’t taught when my parents were in school (60s/70s) why not just enlighten our peers instead of shaming them?.
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@normalguycaruso Dewey was getting bullied for carrying a purse around. So instead of not rocking the purse anymore he put a brick inside and swung on them 😭😭😭.
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@coldestwinters By the time we went to Jamaica… we still couldn’t swim. I’m sorry but I hollered 🤣🤣.
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If you ain’t vote, be ashamed. BE VERY ASHAMED!.
Stop shamming people for not voting that shit so lame dog.
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Baby puttin’ on for the city. Baby he the realest. 😏🍎
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It takes a certain type of man to teach. To be far from hood, but understand the streets. 🙇🏾♂️
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When I got to IU and folks were saying they were from “the Ville” and come to find meant EVANSVILLE, I realized what kinda foolery I was in store for. 🤣🤣🤣.
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@idkthreat @miamor_tiaa “I thought a sinner that watch what I do but can’t get a blessing back said sumn”.
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The bell rings at 8:40. *8:42am* “Where is my super suit!? Haaaa you know where that’s from Mr. Myles?” . So I guess I’m Frozone for Halloween. 😂🤷🏾♂️
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When I’m driving too slow and a car switches lanes to get around me but that lane is going even slower so they have to get back behind me. Welcome back 🤣👋🏾
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I’ll probably never ask, but you should still offer if you know you’re in need of an inconvenient ride.🤷🏾♂️.
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Everybody doesn’t need a “got it out the mud” story. It’s okay to say you had proper resources to get where you are. It’s okay to say you had folks in yo corner pushing you. 🙇🏾♂️.
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This is when I truly realized how differently we were raised. Something as simple as washing dishes and throwing away trash. 🤦🏾♂️.
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Don’t ever try to throw in my face something you did for me because on everything I would’ve/could’ve made sumn happen without you 😤.
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@milantheebarbie @likenokiari Not the way y’all be stealing. Every one I walk in got surveillance pictures asking if we know y’all homegirls 😭😭.
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It’s truly disrespectful how fast the weekends go by. 😓.
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Because this water drowned my family, this water mixed with blood. This water tells my story, this water knows it all. Cape Coast 📍🙇🏾♂️📖
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I’m sure we’ve all had days feeling like the bear on my shirt, but s/o to all of us for pushing through. Special s/o to my students for putting up with their new teacher and grinding through the semester. Hopefully you all learned as much from me as I did y’all. #TeacherDrip 😌
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Low down, dirty, shameful, crazy. I need to know how the new guy you got does the same thing I do for a living, but it’s way less wavy. 😎
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*Sitting here minding my business, just tryna get through my shift*. Random person: “Hey, working hard or hardly working? Ha ha😄”. Me:
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“I know you probably plan on leaving me in 2019 and I can’t do anything but respect that. However, just to clear the air I wanna apologize how things played out. My intentions were never to hurt you. Ps tell your little bro he still can’t beat me in 2K. Ha ha. Stay blessed love.”
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🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Quote this with a random video of you.
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Only seven years. That’s not that long, right? 😅
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I don’t know who needs it, but if you’re reading this just know that up to this point you’ve survived 100% of your worst days. Keep pushing. 🙏🏾.
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Started the Bernie Mac Show over and I’m already weak. This homeless dude ran up to his car talking about “You Bernie Mac! I ain’t ate in 2 weeks brutha. Been so long I forgot what food taste like” and Bernie gon say “I wouldn’t even worry about it, cuz it still taste the same”😭.
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Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!! Shoutout to all those who are dedicated to uplifting the youth and molding them to be leaders in the future. 🙏🏾😁
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I really admire oomf’s confidence because she swear she Megan Thee Stallion and she really Wendy Thee Williams. 😌.
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I asked God to help me save money and I lost my debit card. 🥴.
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My mom: “Stay with the cart I forgot to grab something.”. When it’s time to pay and she still ain’t back. 😭😭.
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@KH4LDR0G0SWCW Ain’t no way you just used a word and said don’t interpret it for what the word mean. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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All this social distancing got you acting different 🙇🏾♂️
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Stop quoting this talking about “I love too hard 🙃” “I’m too trusting 🥺” Instead of mentioning you’re a manipulator, hypocrite, moocher, ugly but think you’re cold.
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A couple of my students said if my girlfriend cheat on me they gonna jump her. Then they start singing “Walk her like a dog.” 🤣🤣🤣.
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Don’t believe the hype!! Going viral is a scam. I had to turn my notifications for twitter OFF and every time I opened Twitter the comments made me feel like:
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And correct their error after apologizing. ☝🏾.
Date men who communicate and apologize.
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Having bread leftover from your paycheck after you pay bills is NOT sumn to take for granted. Shiddd even having money to pay bills is reason to be thankful. God is good all the time. 🙏🏾.
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Move the rock like Russell Westbrook, triple-double the whole season. 😳⛹🏾♂️
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Girls after saying “I said what I said,” in an argument.
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We wearing Old Navy, it felt like Christian Dior. Was dead broke but rich in soul, was we really that poor? 🤨
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Checking my bank account over and over seeing the money from last check chillin with the money from this check. 😭😭
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Last class before MLK Day. You know what time it is. 🤣 IYKYK
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Y’all be wearing the same mask every time you leave the house and touching your face with your gloves 🥴😭.
People really outside with no masks or gloves raw doggin the outside. Crazy
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Money, loyalty, and love, in the dream we trust. 🙏🏾 You'll be switchin' up the players on your team too much. #BSB 🤮🐍. 📸 // @ITS_TH3_GOAT
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Working here at the fair. This older guy’s life alert necklace is going off. The operator kept saying “This is (something something) do you need help?” I’m thinking he didn’t hear it so I say I think folks calling. He says “I push it sometimes to give em a lil spook” WHAT!? 🤣🤣.
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“iTz nOt ä sCaM” .“sCarED mOnEy dOnT maKE nO MoNey”.😭😭😭
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Me: “Excuse me, can you back up?”. Random guy: “It’s okay, I’m vaccinated.”. Me:
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@Melanie40773538 @TrueSweden @MoonTheLoki @syllium6 @ghettobouji Dang girl you the Riddler or sumn? Say what you mean. 🤣🤣.
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My youngin played his last game of the season today. 10 TDs in 6 games on an undefeated season. 💪🏾
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Don’t be afraid to tell someone “no,” when you have too much on your plate. Anybody that cares about you will let you focus on yourself when necessary. Also, if you burn out you won’t be help to anyone at all, so don’t stretch yourself thin. 🤷🏾♂️.
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It’s lowkey always someone else that brings them up. You don’t even be thinking bout em then *boom* somebody got a report or asking what y’all been on. 😂.
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Take ya boy to meet moms, she gon say “Girl, he the one.”
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Nobody:. Joe Biden:.
Lying to niggas >>>.
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Getting older and learning that America isn’t in fact the best country. Lowkey not even top 5 🙃.
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Why Indiana love waiting till the last minute to throw salt down in the street. They’ll wait for 2 inches, three accidents and some backed up traffic before doing anything. 😒.
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Am I the only one that has a email checking anxiety? Like I’m scared to check it because I might have a bunch of responsibilities but I know I need to make sure I don’t have anything to do 🥴🤣.
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Having friends that know how and when to check you is very important. ☝🏾.
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COVID out here spitting the Greek Alphabet and everybody talking about we made it through the Pandemic 😭.
Texas hospital reports its 1st case of lambda COVID-19 variant - ABC News -
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This young lady told me if I deleted my Twitter then we could be together. Well 😅
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If yo parents used to say they were holding your money and you never saw it again, you deserve first dibs on the $2000 stimmy. 😭.
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I got off the plane and everybody kept saying “Merry Christmas,” had me confused. Trip was so long I lost track of time. Merry Christmas from Ghana tho 🥳.
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Have y’all received your blessing today? I have. Amen 😌
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Y’all tweet about some Ari drama all day everyday but we can’t be upset about losing someone who inspired us since we were young. Y’all kill me 🙄.
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To top off our memoir unit I had students construct 6 word memoirs relating to life, dreams, beliefs etc, and they came up with some great things. It’s only right that I display their work. Barely wanted to be at work but the excitement they had to see their efforts posted >>>
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Fellas. I don’t care how heavy she’s flirting, the first time she curves you when you try to link, just know she was bored. Move on with your life. 😂😂.
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Some people work behind the scenes. Some people wanna be out in the field. Some wanna donate. It takes all the working parts to run a show. Stop telling folks how they should support, ESPECIALLY if you haven’t done much.
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Whoever’s idea it was to work 5 days out the week and have two days “off” needs to come see me because. 😤.
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Hey God, if you put a young lady in my life for me and I ain’t recognize/appreciate it at the time, RUN THAT BACK. I’m sorry 😭🤣🤣.
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One of my students came up to me and said “Aye Mr. Myles you did it! My NWEA Reading score ain’t ever went up till now.”.I was like “I can’t even take credit for it man. Good job.” Just glad he excited to see his academics going in the right direction. 🙏🏾.
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One of my students had some missing work and emailed me “I’m sorry, I know I’ve been struggling, but a lot has been going on.” I was like “You don’t even have to explain. When can you get it to me?” Because life literally just be happening sometimes! 🤷🏾♂️.
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It’s actually both. Yes a lot of teachers are disrespected, but they will also say that the money isn’t worth what they put up with. 🤣🤣 Nobody tryna get cussed out by a kid for 45k.
Teachers aren’t quitting because of pay. They’re quitting because behavior is off the chain and administration refuses to support them.
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I went to this nice little restaurant near Carmel to eat lunch. I guess I’m used to the rat life because I was shook when they threw parsley on my hot wing appetizer and then brought out a STEAMED TOWEL for my hands. 🤣🤣🤣.
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Watching all these people fall out walking up these crates make me think about how I tried to walk all over you and we fell out. Nobody deserves to be treated like a staircase but I wish we could have made it to the top together. You don’t have to respond just tell mom I said hi
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Judge: You’re still looking at 20 years. Terriyaki: These club promoters be letting in high school girls!!
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Mittens, Twitter. Twitter, Mittens. 😇🐶 She’s still a little puppy, but she’s growing fast.
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