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Writer•Dreamer•Empath•Artist•Optimist•5% Psychic•Old-Fashioned🖤Black & White🖤Record Players
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Pumpkin hasn’t been responding to the current prescription eye drops/meds for her newest corneal ulcer. Vet wants to have her eye removed. It is a pricey operation. If anyone can help out Autumn (my first born) it would be appreciated. Please share too 🙏
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Who bakes bread at 2 in the morning? I do. I bake bread at 2 in the morning.
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Things Men Know About Women
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Day 1,858 with no sex. Why didn’t I give up breathing instead? 😂
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My neighbor cut off all the lower branches of my blueberries tree. It is on my property. 🤬🤬🤬 It was as tall as the house. I screamed.
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Validate or don’t… but please stop telling people what they can’t post on their Twitter.
#ValidateMe
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I really hate when my mom belittles my social anxiety. “Just get over it.” Yeah, never tried that before. 🤦♀️😢
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Is there anything left in this world that doesn’t offend someone?
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I really like being single. I think I will remain single for life.
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I did it. I called The FBI. Now I wait for a Philly detective & an FBI agent to contact me. Not sure what I’m talking about- check my profile, you can catch up. I also called Luke’s school. They are alerting their school officers of the threat & I can keep Luke home for a bit.
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New black kitty in the yard. He’s a boy, but he needs a name. Any suggestions?
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@kerry_wth
@Janabw81
@YahooNews
Good- but the fact that his history didn’t come up at custody hearings is screwed up. How did they leave that out?!?!
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Have we lost our humanity? Why would anyone want to criminalize homelessness?
Supreme Court to debate whether cities can punish people who are homeless | CNN Politics
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Breakfast is served. If you doubt cheesecake is a breakfast food, there are 4 eggs in the recipe and cream cheese. It literally screams breakfast 😋
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When you have small titties so you stuff with kitties… 😂
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I think people should be able to pass an IQ test in order to vote.
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Feeling generous- an after pool pic. And I will even do it in color. :)
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I’ve been boosted. Pfizer
#3
is done… and the best part was they didn’t make me sit for 15 minutes after. I was allowed to walk around- which I did for a full minute before bolting. I did run across the street to pick up milk for Connor at the Russian Market before coming home😜
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I’m gonna be MIA for a while. Obi passed this morning in her sleep. I knew it was coming but it broke me anyway. I loved her since the moment she came into my life. I can’t believe she’s gone... Funeral services will be in the back garden tomorrow after the rain. 10/2000-2/2021
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I am thinking about leaving Twitter.
Friends are being harassed, stalked, doxxed, & intimidated all too often.
There is so much hate, racism, ignorance & misinformation on here.
Why are we giving life to this platform?
F*ck M*sk!
There are so many of you that I will miss…😞
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Have you ever won a sweepstakes, lottery, or radio station contest?
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One of my daughters friends showed up, a bit out of breath, a little while ago. She got in the car with a stranger that offered her a ride. When he propositioned her, she got out and came here. She kept apologizing for showing up unannounced… I told her my home is always open!
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😳I just got my first unsolicited nude pic... and it wasn’t from a guy... I didn’t even get small talk first.
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ROLE PLAY GAME
[Role of teacher played by yours truly, role of student played by imaginary Bobby]
Me: Good morning class... My lesson today is about boundaries. Can anyone tell me the meaning of 🚫DMs in a my Twitter Profile?
*Bobby raises his hand*
Me: Yes Bobby.
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It’s fantastic that my privacy out back is gone. My boobs (small as they are), managed to pop out while I was cleaning the pool. And my neighbors 4 houses down, who are outside having a bbq w/kids probably saw them… took me 5 minutes to realize it. I turned 50 shades of red. 🤦♀️
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Are you ever afraid that you won’t live up to other people’s expectations of you?
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#DontLookYourAgeChallenge
I failed this challenge. I definitely look 42 years, 4 months, and 16 days old. But like a fine wine, I’m getting better with age and I embrace that! 🍷
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Is it legal to set of fireworks in a residential neighborhood? Asking for my cats who are freaked the F out :/
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Did I hear it was Thirsty Thursday? Here’s a throwback… never Tweeted it on my page, used it once as a comment on a post about gratuitous boobs (which I obviously don’t have). Enjoy ☺️
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@elonmusk
Can’t you just create your own social media platform and make it the way you want? Or is taking someone else’s concepts and manipulating it to please you just something you always do?
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Are you an open book or do you have hidden chapters?
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Curiosity will be my downfall… I created a truth social account.😱
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The Ford was… cheesed? Who TF cheeses a car? Ugh. 🤦♀️
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It’s finally finished… and still cold enough to use it ☺️
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Never fails, if I bend over someone jumps up on me. Tonight it was Odin… wait, I don’t think I was even bending over… he used me to get off the fridge. 😂🤣😂
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This hurts… I was vacuuming the vent in the hallway, Grim got spooked and decided to run and launch off my back. I don’t like chores anymore 😞
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What in the actual f*ck?!?! The neighbor tore down my flowering vines on my side of the fence! 😡🤬😭I hate people. I really do.
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I’m officially back I guess. Still working out the kinks in my ground rules, so please be patient. I would like to state that I am not taking part in an Twitter drama- past, present or future. I did not come here to relive high school. I also will not be responding to DM’s.
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Is it me, or is there not one good looking Proud Boy? I have yet to come across any in videos or images that make me think ‘What a shame, he’s kinda hot’.
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If I don’t look happy, it’s because it’s officially winter coat weather. 🥶
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Not my best moon photos, the telephone lines are in the way. But it’s still mesmerizing. ☺️
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Best day ever! Apparently, asking a woman her age is a no-no.
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Do you follow proper grammar rules when you tweet? Or do they get tossed out of the window because of the limit of characters at your disposal? Or because shortcuts are just more efficient?
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Spied this little fella when I was returning the hose. He’s cute ☺️
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One Ouchie Fauci down, one to go. Little sore at the injection sight and maybe a little tired- but that’s probably because the excitement wore off.
#GetVaccinated
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Black & White or Color? I am leaning towards color (just this once) since green is my favorite.
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Does anyone else get super horny when high? Asking for an imaginary friend. 😉
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@TeamTrump
@realDonaldTrump
Maybe it’s simply because more people voted for Biden... could explain how he won the popular & electoral votes.
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Three of my favorite words are bereft, facetious, and epitome. Can anyone use all three in a single sentence?
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To bang or not to bang, that is the question. I’ve been thinking about cutting my bangs again, and covering the scratch would do wonders for my self-esteem, especially if it scars. What do you all think?
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If someone tells you to block another, do you follow blindly and do it?
I will not. I’m capable of deciding (on my own) who I want to follow or not.
If you demand this of others, I don’t want to follow you. If I see you doing this, I will block you.
Grow up. Be adults.☮️
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My dad left this morning on his solo road trip to South Dakota. He’ll be gone 10 days. This was a trip he was supposed to do by motorcycle in 1986, but opted to marry my stepmom instead. She passed in 2018 from stage 4 stomach cancer. I hope he has a safe trip, I worry…
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$450 dollars later… but woohoo showers and baths are possible again ☺️
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Just sitting outside on the porch watching the lightning and listening to the thunder. Nice breeze too. I do like summer storms. ☺️
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I think Wily is part parrot. He climbed my body to get to his perch. Oh he turned 31 weeks yesterday!!! ❤️
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If we could completely eradicate religion, I think we’d be okay.
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Mankind’s greatest debate since 1857... How do you hang your toilet paper, under or over?
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@hwinkler4real
You are truly awesome… but the reason he should get it is for everyone he cares about. That’s why I am, not for me but my parents, children, elderly extended family as well as all the people I cross paths with. I didn’t want to be the reason anyone got sick or lost a loved one.
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Brand new gallon of organic milk is sour. Do I dump it or return it?
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Why are people still not masking?!?!? FFS Grow up and do the right thing!!!
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at least for me.
Bobby: I might be out of line, Miss Paradox, but you’re the biggest dork I have ever met. Me: I know Bobby, I know... Wait, did you call your teacher a chickenshit? DETENTION!
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None of the cats have accepted this little guy yet. He just wants love and cuddles… and Wily hisses at him a lot. Was hoping he’d be a good big brother.
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Grim walked over, sat down and just started staring at me. It’s been about 5 minutes. Starting to creep me out a little. 😳
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