JadeyLady
@Jad3yLady
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25| hpool | insta: jad3ylady_
england
Joined March 2013
What’s the worse thing to happen to you after a breakup? Mine was when my ex posted a pic with his new lass and his nana commented “she’s better than the last one”.I’ve never recovered since.
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It’s pancake day and we have established another year later that the itty bitty titty committee have yet to come up with better crack about there lil tittys.
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Took me 21 years and four serious boyfriends before any man ever bought me flowers, I’ve been dating a lass for not even a month and just had flowers sent to me door during lockdown, I’m telling you now if men keep letting you down, switch sides ladies 😂😂.
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Men think sayin “I would 👀👀” is a compliment asif we aren’t aware they would literally shag a dead raccoon if it still had some warmth to it.
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Anyone who has the CHEEK to demand a white doctor due to there own ugly ignorance should be refused surgery 🤣 go home and fix urself u racist pig.
This is heartbreaking. A specialist who has dedicated his life to the NHS is reduced to tears because of racist abuse he has faced. This country is a shambles. We’ve pandered to racists for so long, why should any of us want to stay?
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Sex is mad innit u like let a human put an organ inside of ur organ and then never speak again like we just tickled organs why aren’t we sayin hi.
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This right here is a clear example of if a man does something wrong the girl is ALWAYS gonna be to blame😂 DO NOT KIDNAP AND KILL PEOPLE!!! Why are we blaming the friends?! Women should be able to walk the streets alone without MEN taking advantage and murdering us?👌🏼✌🏻.
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Yknow wa I hate about hpool is people will sit back watching you get cheated on and slinked on but no one will say fuck alllllllll then you come to the realisation everyone around you was just laughing at u ur entire relationship 😂 nor honestly thanks everyone x.
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Yknow that like one lass from your home town that you abso envy!!! like you wish you could just be her have her face and body and she probs jsut thinks she’s nowt special, living her everyday life yet you sit looking at her socials like 🥺🥺Id actually die to look like you.
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@jaassmmiine @shannon000001 @amber_oliphant Went on me hols, got dumped, made me dad cry, came back stronger ✌🏻.
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Every negative comment about admire me on my last tweet is made by grown ass men with twitter accounts dedicated to football teams hahaha 😭 that’s all I have to say on that subject.
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Literally ANY carol peletier moment beyond the prison, but returning and saving the group from terminus is up there with one of the best scenes in twd 🙌🏻.U have my heart xoxo
Fuck an “I’m Him” moment… what’s your fave “I’m Her” moment that a female character has given us? 👀.
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Any former goth knows the confusion u be feelin when someone uses MCR As a shortened way of saying Manchester 😂 like? Why you bringing Gerard into this??.
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Closer it gets to lockdown ending the more I worry about my weight 🤢.
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Not living with ur parents is mad like I can do anything I want? Literally anything? I could sit in my living room right now and do crack. What they gonna do? Kick me out? It’s a whole other level of freedom and it’s going to bloody wastes.
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Hartlepool smackheads complimenting you is the exact confidence boost U need on a morning like this 🥰😭.
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Proper annoys me tha if I died rn a load of cunts I canni stand would rock up to me funeral and I won’t be able to do nowt about it gonna write me will n get them barred from the service.
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Have you ever avoided plans or feared them due to the fact you’ll be the fattest one there or are you living a happy normal life ??? 😗✌🏼.
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Imagine ur cat being missing for five month, then in the space of 24 hours there’s a sighting in asda car park and then ur best mate just bumps into ur cat in said car park and returns him safe and sound?.
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Ah yes that kinda weather where you try everything on realise your still to fat to do summer again this year so u just sit your arse back down on ur bed and cry x.
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As a person who’s struggled with mental health since the age of 12, not receiving the help I needed till the age of 15, I spent those years battling self harm and suicidal thoughts when I should have been enjoying the “best years of my life” . .
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Men don’t understand the consensual side to why leaking nudes without said permission is wrong because men simply don’t understand ✨consent ✨.
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Ere tinder actually takes the pure rip out of me, I’ve accepted I’m gonna be alone but this is just to good to let go
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I have made the consecutive decision to go into 2022 as a straight woman, the past two years of my life never happened, my dad was right it was a phase please don’t mention it again Thankyou all for the support x.
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Imagine ur ex accusing u 24/7 while theres dead evidence they cheated,lied and manipulate you. then started fucking ur brothers ex a week into the breakup. “dodged a bullet” but u still blow my phone up at 5:30? Please 🥴.
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If ur 25, can’t hold a job down for longer than 3 month, jump from friendship group to friendship group, cheat repeatedly on every partner you’ve ever had, steal, lie and have to move out of ur parents home cause even they can’t stand ur existence…you aren’t “better” than anyone.
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Each maccies around town has its downfalls but marina maccies is truly ran by the deaf and blind.
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lads who have their girlfriend in their profile pic and bio but still reply to your story’s with heart eyes and “where u from xx” are the scariest creatures amongst us, no fear what so ever 🤣.
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Idk I just feel like since Yates shut my life’s been spinning out of control and I can’t seem to get it together.
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It’s not “stubborn” to have boundaries that require NOT accepting apologies because people knew what they where doing when they did you like that‼️ they did what they did and they are who they are❌.
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Livvy got caught In the boys toilets with josh so josh told the bouncer that she was in the middle transitioning female to male and was to embarassmed to tell anyone and he let them off 😭😭 wtf.
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Everytime I listen to I fall apart I just sit and think how on earth could anyone break post malones heart 😭😭.
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Have you ever sat and thought about the people you’ve dated in the past and thought what the literal FUCK, not even looks wise cause I’m not shallow or one to talk but like just the shit you let slide or what you put yourself through? What the fuck was I doing!!!🤣🤣.
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When I essentially “came out” it was literally a case of telling my friends and family I’m talking to a lass and there was no questioning and no disagreement, It was just accepted the same as if I said I was dating a man. it’s so sad to think people don’t have it that easy. .
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Half midnight and some random 40 odd year old man just helped himself into our house, walked into the living room like 😊😊 . What the actual fuck😐😐😐.
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It's actually in lads genes to just lie lie lie they physically cannot help themselves I'm convinced they don't even know they're doing it.
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Rape/ sexual assault is so common and happens on the regular for young girls and it’s goes to show you honeslty can’t trust ANYONE with your kids, not there uncles, there brothers, even there own fathers sometimes🤨 it’s actually terrifying.
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Seen something the other day about how Apple dont allow villains in movies etc to use Apple products on screen, so if ur trying to scope out the bad guy in a series or something, it’ll be the one with a shady af phone, that’s a big fat spoiler for u all good luck.
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Since the Jeffrey Epstein case came about I’ve been fully convinced every powerfull rich man is a dirty nonce, nothing will ever change my mind.
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Wa advice do u give an 11 year old that’s going through a breakup cause telling them to go out n start shaggin nines and snorting lines doesn’t seem like the best option if I’m honest.
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Some people always have to be worse off don’t they😂 could tell them me entire fam has been murdered and they’d give it “well Atleast you have matching socks I don’t ” fuck off.
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The FEs finest before and after an hour kip n cold kebab for breakfast xx
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"You deserve better" is such bullshit, if ya loved someone you would be better for them x bye x.
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It seems at a big age people still don’t know the true definition of self respect, there’s a very big big bigggg difference between self respect and the idea that we have to reserve our body (or give it for FREE!!) because for generations we’ve been known and treat as property.
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And at that point you follow him back and start liking his posts 😚✌🏼.
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Don't go to digi Monday you'll get attacked with planks of wood and spend an entire day waiting for surgery
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How are kids getting guns into school when I couldn't even sneak a brownie out the dinner hall.
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Martyrs was defo ran by nonces cause we had a rule we weren’t aloud shorts under our skirts 😍😂.
Schools are telling girls to wear shorts under skirts to stop 'upskirting'.
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How the fuck am I gonna be living in a house for nearly 2 years, had multiple gas checks and they’re only now wanting to tell me I’ve had a ongoing gas leak for the entirety of my tenancy here 😀 Been cheating death accidentally what’s that all about.
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Err I always had trust issues about being with someone n them going on a lads holiday and then it came to it and I had so much trust tha I didn’t even care but he returned home n decided he liked the freedom of shagging scruffs in nightclubs instead so x trust has left the chat x.
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Our bathroom has been getting renovated and there was a floorboard missing and it’s been my cats fav place to hide, so the workmen come in this morning and put a new floorboard in, hammered the cunt down only to realise me fuckin cat was still in there.
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Wish these fake company’s asking to collaborate in my insta dms would fuck off🙃🙂🙃.
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Omg imagine looking forward to ur holiday all year, buying everything being fully ready and packed for it to be cancled and then have to listen to cunts tell u to get over it cause “other people have lost there job” fuck off Elizabeth everyone has the right to be upset u cunt.
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I mean there’s a few but maybe that time I ended up in hospital for two days awaiting surgery on a broken elbow after a random man ran at me and smacked me with a plank of wood from behind, so hard that it snapped in half x then ran off 😚✌🏼.
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Mad we poison our bodies with alcohol every week to have s good time that we don’t even remember I love that me.
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Anything on tv without subtitles is Literally gibberish to me I have no idea what anyone is saying.
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Mine told me she was going to blue dolphin with her fam but actually went with another lass 😭 happens to the best of us hahahaha.
Hahahaha my ex told me he had taken time off work for his mental health and really had gone the lakes with another girl 😂😂 can’t write it.
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Every single thing I've had bad gut feelings about has been 100% correct I swear I'm psychic as fuck.
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Gives me the abso fear seeing proper young kids out on there own? Like 7 year old walking the dog? Literally what the fuck.
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I had a new bed being delivered, the truck was round Jutland road why he was delivering something and someone's stole my mattress :)))).
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No matter who u are ur always considered a slag in someone’s eyes so how is that even an insult anymore like we’re all slags really aren’t we.
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It’s nice to be nice BUT it’s even better to be a nasty cunt where it counts, do everyone exactlyyyyy how they do you, call people out on there bullshit and cut ties with anyone that crosses your boundaries. Ur world will be so peaceful once u put ur best interests at heart✌🏼.
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Taking the opportunity to show ya what a year did for my skin x love it
Quote this with a picture of you from the beginning of the year and now
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Swear it’s easier to get into Area 51 than it is to get into your own GP ????.
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Why is meeting new people so scary man I’m sat here at 9:20 practicing how to say hello cba.
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Why am I a target for boring old people to tell me they don’t like my piercings or tattoos 🤣🤣 well I don’t like ur perm either now leave me alone.
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People that take the time to get to know me and form there own opinion on me instead of following and believing shit other people say I will genuinely always have the utmost respect for😇 not about childish rumours and deciding u dislike someone cause of what someone else said 🤨.
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Ere I hope the lockdown gets lifted but we get another cheeky week to catch up with family, friends and alcohol before we get sent back to work. I know it won’t happen but it’s needed.
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Is there actually a point where u can trust ppl again after you’ve been done wrong every time or am I just inevitably fucked in the head for the rest of my life ?? Xx.
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Imagine your lad deciding he doesn’t want to be with you cause he wants his freedom that I’ve never took away from him? Sick af 😂😂😂 get me on it.
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People proper getting there backs up about these Icks man🤣 I’ve spent all night going down both threads proper tickled it’s honestly not that deep.
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This onlyfans business ain’t to bad is it, just payed me rent in less than 24hours hahaha.
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No chance have two lads just shouted out of there van “ur gorgeous you!!” So I awkwardly looked away and another lass turned to look and one of them went “fucking hell not you”.😭😭😭abso awful wish the floor would just swollow me up 😂🤣 that poor lass.
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