Listen, that MAN can pry twitter from my cold dead hands, I will be here until the very end, to put the chairs on the table and turn out the lights BUT @JacksonEflin on Instagram

@alittlevillainy Wow I’m gay

@MoiraDonegan Right? “I should have unfettered access to whatever I want; the people who are not like me should have as little access to things as possible.” The problem is not the accessing, but who is doing the accessing.

@gwenstacying Oh shit that Rips.

@martina_cantaro @SketchesbyBoze But also I feel like I know what beavers SHOULD sound like, you know? Or, not necessarily the sound itself, but the vibe of the sound. Like if gave me a series of two clips of people talking I could easily tell you which of them is more like a beaver than the other.

@jaysongayhill @theobromic_ I know exactly three practicing Hellenic pagans and I’ve had gay sex with all three of them.

@aceystacyyy @milfmisaki When he has beef with Hot Captain Ahab and it’s like “sure. Why not at this point. Fuck it.”

RT @jblacksomething: We REALLY do have to be taking very serious note on how film and TV productions still utilize Covid protocols while th…

@Bl4M3TH3M0VI3S Oh BOY

@fictionalwoes Ahhhh Nettle and Bone!!! Kid me would have been obsessed with it.

@milfmisaki I’ll admit that’s pretty normal for me, I’m a very slow reader. I wish I wasn’t! I would love to churn through books, but I can’t.

They also treat the reader as SURELY knowing a bunch of lore AND relevant terms from whatever game system this is. It honestly feels like reading some obscure manuscript from a 12th century monk debating the next monastery over. THIS is what the internet was made for.

@jazzghost_pm @fatstevebuscemi “I just bought a SECOND accordion” excellent

@fatstevebuscemi I was an extremely classic example Gifted Kid and was literally talking to a coworker about being burnt out this week; then I came home and sewed an apron and baked a quiche and scones and this morning I’m relaxed and ready for the work week. Active Rest is so important!

RT @isaiah_bb: A new American concentration camp, built on the ground the Democrats have been saying they would shut down for the last 20 y…

@HubPointless Tanning booth / graves…Buster Keaton is smiling down on them.

If Disney's Sword in the Stone came out today there would be so much Old Man Yaoi fanart of Merlin and Sir Ector.

RT @winterduck04: I love you. I love you. I love you. I'll write it in waves. In skies. In my heart. You'll never see, but you will know. I…

I’m seeing a dress…?

Put on Sleeping Beauty for research reasons and it’s reaffirming my faith that “Fuck Maleficent (2024)”