Spookie Gilcrest
@JackieGilcrest
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Fully booked:
Oct 1, 3, 6, 10, 12, 16, 26-28,
Limited:
Oct 4, 7, 14-15, 20, 22, 24
Flexible:
Oct 2, 5, 8-9, 11, 13, 17-19, 21, 23, 30
Date ideas:
• Haunted walk
• Pumpkin carving
• Spa date
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The spa with a certain birthday boy was amazing 🧖🏻♀️
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We had an amazing time at cirque du soleil!
It really made your head spin 😉
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Meeting someone for first time in their living room can be awkward…
So I made some conversation cards! I was unsure if they’d actually facilitate better quality connections but figured they couldn’t hurt. My guy last night asked me if we could try them & they totally did 🤗
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Why did I agree to go camping? I am going to miss Starbucks and the toilet.
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@lavendricecream
No, I’m afraid the damage is permanent. In severe cases, with enough repeated use, it turns into a volatile black hole, swallows one final man whole.
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@fesshole
So? Grow up. They are called ho-tels, not family-tels. Besides, we typically leave way bigger tips than the Brady bunch ever would 🥱
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Clients whenever I complain cryptically on twitter:
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10’s of 1000s of you have no problem consuming our boner-ific content, but
less than 1% of you take the time to even click the “like” button… Lame!
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Perfect day to bake chocolate raspberry cheesecake ☺️
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@lavendricecream
He didn’t stipulate if it was $3 cup of Joe, or a fancy large, non-dairy PSL so that’s the real reason I have my reservations lol
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I want whatever devices are used in those singing bday cards, except it yells, “CLOSE THE DOOR U NOSY BITCH,” whenever clients try opening my cabinet and closet doors.
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@NateLDogg
Anything that starts with “jUsT tO pLaY dEViL’s aDvCoTe” is usually uninsightful “advice”. I’m emotionally intelligent enough to realize there are many reasons why someone might want to be “first”. The motivations however, almost always come form a place of misogyny.
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Before listing a provider as a reference…
Be sure to put your theory of mind thinking hat on, so that you know to include the email/# you used to book that provider…
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@EsmeeLaurent
Having the nerve to scratch my labia for 20 seconds and then ask if I came 😂
Thankfully I’ve learned how to teach men what I do/don’t like now lol
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In the mood to fog up the car windows… with a rotisserie chicken 🥵
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I’ve trapped all of you with 7 years worth of thirst traps.
I have MORE than paid my dues… And now I plan mercilessly unleashing my wack-ass sense of humour on you. And you HAVE to stay bc you don’t know when the next thirst trap is dropping 🥰
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I had a dream I was at the dog park, and someone came up to me to tell me I had cum in my hair.
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To any SW’s who are newer:
Remember that sex work is a business just like any other! It takes time to build. Do work your socials, but don’t let it fool you into believing that you’re “less than,” for reasons X, Y, or Z 🫶
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@MegansTouch
@exavierpope
@UberEats
@Uber_Support
Yeah… maybe I’m on glue, but I really can’t relate to someone who considers poor customer service a, “harrowing experience.”
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@RMarsonet
@evabenzofficial
Protecting your community by sharing a violent offender’s identity is unequivocally NOT worse than being a violent offender ☺️
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I’m making some coffee table ice breaker cards to facilitate good conversation! I’ve already thought of 45 mostly open-ended questions and would like to have 100.
Please drop a good ice breaker question below!
I’ll add my favourites to the box 😘
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@playwithsadie
Not this discourse again…. Men like it ALL: The pure, the impure, and even the inanimate. They’ll taint a warm apple pie if you leave it sitting on the counter for too long.
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@MegansTouch
100% agree. I always found that term so manipulative.
Ironically, there’s a small subset of clients who are the real clockwaters: they regularly glance over at the clock while pumping away to make sure they don’t “waste” any of their time 🥲
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Feeling like such a good girl for waiting to have my first coffee until after 9am 😇
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REMINDER… include ALL the following items in your inquiry:
- date
- time
- duration
- method of screening you’d like to use
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Ottawa: I have some availability Thursday, Friday , and Sunday. My availability otherwise is limited 💋
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Wooo! Got my little turkey to fall asleep in his crate 🐶🥳
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Almost twenty years later, and 40 Year-Old Virgin is still hilarious.
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@sapiotextual
Not sure I agree it’s truly “ethical” unless the partner consents. I do agree however that it’s understandable. It’s totally unrealistic to expect one person to fulfill all of our emotional & sexual needs “till death to us part” ♥️
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@DaveDaveFlyer
- Play around with the lighting to make it well-lit & cozy; not too harsh!
- TV off
- envelope in sight
- allow yourself time to get comfortable before meeting
- ask her if there r any snacks or drinks she’d like (sealed)
- a treat from their wishlist if you’re able to
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@haileyamana
Lol right? He seems to be labouring under the illusion that I’m a non-profit philanthropist👩💼
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@MischaYork
YES.
At 2-3 h, I provide drinks & a charcuterie board or something similar w drinks - PLENTY of social time to open up with. It’s not reasonable to expect more than ~1h of time in the bedroom… To be perfectly candid, multi-hours are not pound-a-thons.
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This has less to do with nerves & social anxiety & more to do with social desire and skill devlpmnt. I’ve met so many amazing shy guys who make the best conversational effort in spite of their nerves. I see & appreciate their efforts, and deeply value them as clients ❤️
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@flywithleigh
Comfortably saving for retirement, buying healthy groceries, being able to explore meaningful new hobbies that I’m passionate about, and taking courses on the side to build up other skill sets 🥰
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Finally on the upswing! This past week was brutal:
The flu, precipitated by a 3-day migraine, a super painful sinus infection, and finally, a mild case of food poisoning… I’m so excited for a good night’s sleep!!
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