Jack Glassey
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Dutch tracky wearing Welshman who supports Rangers and England while standing like Ronaldo before he takes a free kick
Fucking hell🤣🤣🤣
"What are the chances!"
Well seeing as it's all they wear, pretty fucking high
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The very same thing he has to say when the Dundee game got called off and him and his son had to get the train back to Wales.
Up ye.
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Dens is looking absolutely beautiful for next Wednesday!😍💙
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Pitch invading away to Inverness hahahahaahaha.
How the mighty have fallen.
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Why not investigate Rangers turning up late, delaying our kick off, which was approved by the SFA, why not approve to delay this kick off by an hour or so? Because of sky? Shite tv deal anyway or is it due to Rangers tears?
SFA shat it again. Scum.
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Taking a wee break from this app genuinely fed up of it constantly getting threats over some Twitter banter cause folk canna take it especially a certain Dundee fan won’t get intae that see yous later
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‘Mum, where’s dad?
‘It’s okay son, he is just on a train in Kirkcaldy to take a photo of Starks Park to make a tweet he thinks is funny’
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Welcome to the round 4 messaging service, the person you are calling, is unable to take your call, please leave your message after the tone, to re-record your message press hash or hang up at anytime… beeeeeeeeep.
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Dundee United 2-3 Morton.
Referees to blame for United losing at home to Morton🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoever that fucking cunt in charge today fuck me, Holts the victim of assault then the boy sticks it top bag, Morton man of the match the ref
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Rangers died
Kyle Hutton is ready to focus on football as Rangers finally gear up for their first official game tomorrow:
http://t.co/5P8jhAH6
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Pumped fae Morton.
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All the way from Argentina to celebrate a win against part time arbroath and a draw against Inverness.
Vamos🇦🇷
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Holy fuck.
Ryan Gauld fan boys out in force.
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Absolutely mate.
If that helps you sleep💙
@JackGlassey
@HibsCentral
Wee Dundee thinking they’ve got a say🤣🤣 we’ll take what we want, whenever we want.
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He’ll be singing somewhere else when he throws the dummy out the pram. United actually buy this.
Badge kisser.
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Lol
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Hahahaha enjoy your relegation battle x
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Funny United fans slaughtering last nights attendance.
They couldn’t even match ours with one of their cup winners from 2010 against Hearts in 2017.
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Dundee FC can at least be grateful that Twitter/X wasn’t around before 2006.
Their social media unit must be fed up typing ‘United win’. Imagine how many times their social media units would’ve had to type the words “United win” if Twitter had been around since The Beatles.
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Brilliant from Robinson.
Actually happy to see him get off the mark for Motherwell. Great wee player💙
GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!
ZACH ROBINSON FIRES US INTO THE LEAD!
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‘Eh thought the huns pyro perty thing was pretty cool last night’
Gonna say it......eh thought the Huns pyro perty thing was pretty cool last night 🤷🏻♂️
Very Italian 90s futba feel to it.
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The absolute brilliance of this video.
Never seen this angle of it, the seethe from the home end is fucking unreal.
5 years ago:
#DundeeUnited
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#DundeeFC
First ever game in Scotland, absolutely amazing!
Dundee Derby, Stadiums only 30 Meters away from each other.
Game was madness, United was comfortable 2:0 up, but DFC scored in 86th and 93rd, one of the top3 limbs ive ever seen(Video)
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Appearances in the Scottish top flight:
Dundee - 3340
Dundee United - 2288
Over one thousand more games in the top league of Scottish football.
Belonging in that league is more of an accepted Dundee United thing.
Lower league titles
United - 3
Dundee - 6
Belonging in that league is more of an accepted Dundee thing.
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Dundee United’s start to the season.
Dundee at a place where we haven’t won in 20 years.
Ross County who are on a mad spiral.
St Johnstone at home who are poor.
Hearts away who have been on a bad run since us.
Yet only 2 points ahead…
They won’t like this one.
We're above the best Dundee side in generation's , let that sink in 🤩
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Fans slating my defending again today but happy to get a point today against the highland Real Madrid.
Got a shift at boots the morn and have to get doon to Dundee fast to serve pints at the local Wetherspoons.
#ThePharmacist
#EmmanuelTheBarmam
Nae goals again for me today but Great result for us.
Got a homer on the mora, couple o' radiators need fitted. 🔧
#3yrdeal
#Theplumber
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Cheaper than fucking Dundee by nearly 100 pounds.
What a joke.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You get your rumours
From newly published news.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We've just kicked off,
And conceded two.
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Apparently should’ve been a red….
Lovely stuff from Cammy💙
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Very glad I got it on in a Liverpool pub in Gibraltar. Even others watching it celebrating Dundee.
Best I’ve seen us in a while.
Full Time
Our first home match of the season and its 3⃣ points for the Dark Blues!
Dundee FC 3 - 1 Hearts
#Dundee1893
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This comes up on my twitter atleast a few times a week.
Feel so sorry for the people who feel the need to do something like this.
Country is a mess.
Bridge shut in both directions due to a Police incident.
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Can’t sell out an already reduced capacity ibrox.
Rangers v Dundee tickets
A very small number of away tickets for Dundee supporters for tomorrow’s Premier Sports Quarter-Final match against Rangers at Ibrox have become available online. The tickets will be sold online only on a first come first served basis.
The tickets can
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Personally I prefer this💙
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Horrible wee rodents that lot.
Why do it, is the question? Clearly not funny or is it to act hard in front of pals?
Scum of the earth and certainly not ‘Pride of Scotland’.
@UnionBears_07
attacking the St Johnstone SLO before the game tonight to steal a drum. Unacceptable anytime but for Rangers fans to attack a woman on her own is disgusting. Absolute mutants!!!!!
#Scum
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Disgusting hun bastards.
They have the cheek to go on about Celtic’s sexual assaults.
Horrible club with horrible fans.
Teen girl 'sexually assaulted' during Rangers fans' pyro mayhem at Dundee
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Giving me these vibes.
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The amount of email tweets on here is absolutely hilarious.
Rangers died and Dundee survived.
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I’m not crying, you are.
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‘Generational’.
Ryan Gauld made his United debut in 2012...if you told me back then it would take 12 years for him to make his Scotland debut I would have laughed at you, the boy was a generational talent
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Give him whatever he wants.
Take it out the pitch money.
Don’t care.
EXCLUSIVE: Dundee target summer swoop for Livingston striker Bruce Anderson
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Remember that goal he scored in Dingwall!! The one that rattled the crossbar and won goal of the season.
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Close to heart is Arbroath but likes Montrose😂
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@DundeeLegends
@DensParkChoir
He definitely was…
I’m sure you wouldn’t recognise him as you don’t seem to know what half the players look like.
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Man thinks that’s his celebration
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‘Mum, what’s dad doing?’
‘He’s just nipped to the united shop to get the new top and put FTD 83 on the back of it.’
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Thought it wasn’t happening?
Pie in the sky they said…
Where’s all the dabby dab dabs on this tweet? Usually they’re right on anything about the beautiful stadia soon to be.
Nowhere to be seen😮💨
Football Authorities outline support for Dundee Stadium project as planning permission is submitted to council!
- Scottish FA and SPFL back Camperdown development plans as latest milestone reached -
The Scottish football authorities have given Dundee FC their support for
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Just had a quick glance at the newspapers from after the Airdrie v St Johnstone game.
Offering scraps etc.
Mad.
🏴⚽️ Just had a quick glance at Scottish Premiership league table
The media having us all believe big spending Dundee are having an incredible season 🤔
They are THREE points ahead of St Johnstone, who have been woeful
A solid first season back but nothing more.
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Hibs to Celtic.
A reason to respect Celtic despite our differences. A club who understands its roots.
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Do United fans not realise when they went on that 11 year run in derbies that we were also in the championship half the time hahahahah.
@liamthomson_97
the reason Stevie May haunts my dream, we were also in the championship for half of that time
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This guys going far.
Liverpool have a player on their hands.
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Craig Wighton made his Dundee debut in 2013...if you told me back then it would take 11 years for him to still not make his Scotland debut I would have laughed at you, the boy was a generational talent
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This should be a red card and a 2 match ban.
It is classed as cheating. Not enough punishment for this stuff.
Him and Cantwell should have a 2 match ban each.
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£30 is a total and utter disgrace.
Thank fuck I’m a season ticket holder (which again prices were fucking robery).
Pricing people out of football.
Hearts Tickets
Tickets for our first home league match of the season against Hearts on Saturday 10thAugust are now on sale online. Kick-off for this match is 5:30pm.
Dundee supporters can buy tickets from:
Prices:
Adult - £30
Concession (Over 65) - £20
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Meaningless game? Relegated that night.
8k folk at dens? Wonder which team never sold out…
On a Tuesday night? It was a Monday.
Best moment? Far from it.
Enjoy your night mate👍🏼
@chazza1910
@DaCosta2312
That’s healthy. Most Dundee fans I know say that beating us in a meaningless league game in front of 8000 folk at Dens on a Tuesday night was the best footballing moment of their lives… and even tho they’re Dees, my heart breaks for them…
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Alan Gilzean scoring in the title win against Perth’s St Johnstone at Muirton Park in 1962.
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2 derbies in the space of a few weeks would be fucking immense but awful for the heart.
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St Johnstone stole an invite?
Debate: Will Dundee, St Johnstone or Dundee United finish higher in Premiership?
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The one at 4pm better be…
Simon Murray in the 2024/25 home kit.
#dundee1893
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Rangers died
Vitesse survived.
Dutch football club Vitesse got saved from bankruptcy with 25 minutes left until the deadline 🤯
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Womp womp.
You lot stole a drum and battered a young lad.
But one guy manages to nick 4 flags or so by just walking into your stand🤣🤣
Womp womp.
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What a waste of 20 quid.
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‘Clearly McCowan wants to be a Hibs player’.
Aye mate cos you’re his best mate and have wee chit chats with him all the time.
Back to the spoon.
Hibs have done all they can. Really shouldn’t be paying that. Clearly McCowan wants to be a Hibs player but just do it in January if they don’t accept
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Mind when Steven Gerrard called them Dundee.
Jeezy peeps.
Easy mistake to make. Dundee United are world famous and every citizen on planet Earth knows there’s only one team in Dundee.
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Mo ‘The Derry Pogba Viera’ Sylla.
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From European nights to getting nervous before playing Inverness Caledonian galacticos during an international break.
How the mighty have fallen.
Starting to get derby levels of nerves. Two people, who shall remain nameless but can out themselves should they wish, have put me in this state. I was fine! Messages at 05:12 and 07:03!
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