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Just another global warming victim with 88 known bad habits. Posts are done by my Manager, Trainer, Chef, Gardener, Driver, Maid & sometimes my Cat himself.

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1 year
Samson starts every IPL with people asking why is he not in the Indian team. Then he answers the question himself in the 2nd half.
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Axar is the most disrespected member in the XI man when you needed safety you sent him at 4 vs Pakistan and he delivered but then when you are in a good position you send him down at 8, but he still delivers
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The curator should be awarded ,,he made such a sexy pitch. Neither bowler not batter and commentators has any clue ..such element of surprise and excitement..!!
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The classic Bairstow 39(30) incoming
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2 years
RR have given more respect to Yuzvendra chahal than RCB.
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5 months
Bashir gave a stare to Jaiswal and acted as if he'll throw the ball towards him. Jaiswal has a huge ego which is his strength and weakness. Bro just launched him into the stands thrice in the next 4 balls. Don't fuck with him. Not rn.
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Rahane has single-handedly fucked CSK out of this IPL.
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JioCinema - where ads will stream perfectly at 4k but the actual game will barely stream
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Do people realise that both of these guys are hot heads and have had issues in domestic cricket. Rahane to send Jaiswal out of the field once for excessive sledging.
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1 year
Kohli steps up 8 out of 10 times and criticized by Indians for the 2 times he fails Rohit steps up 2 out of 10 times and is praised for the 2 times he steps up. Crazy world we live in.
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2 years
Good evening only to those who protests for Sanju Samson 👏
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1 year
Remembering Plunkett.. Plunkett was unfairly betrayed, so good in the 2019wc, he took 3 in the final which was his last England game. Also won you the game vs India by dismissing Kohli and Rohit when both were looking set to take the game deeper.
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2 years
Remove ODI uncles from this T20 side. Look forward to the upcoming WC. Give Sanju Samson a permanent spot. India have much more high degree T20 players, put them in.. Shuffle things.. Better days are coming.. #INDvsENG
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2 months
Everytime Kohli speaks in post match presentations I get a feel he is lurking on cricket twitter. Pretty sure he has an alt account where he defends Thala, AB and Ronaldo all day
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2 years
Even if he had scored that century against Ireland and won that IPL final, the BCCI would have executed the same script on Sanju samson.
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Sunny G when Kohli hits a 68 meter six - AHHHHH AHHH AHHH SO GOOD AHHHH WHAATAA PLAYAA MASTER AHHHH Sunny G when v iyer hits a 106 meter six - good shot. He's a good player. Good one yes.
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2 months
There's only one team that needs a WK, opener and a captain next season RCB I see KL land up there
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5 months
Barring Jaiswal ,Gill is easily the most improved player in this series. The patience and discipline to curb his instincts and not hit a single 4 until the game is sealed, showed that he has matured quite a bit.
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2 months
I swear to god Compared to Ahmadabad ,Chennai crowd is so boring when it's a neutral match.
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1 year
Someone should talk some sense into Sanju Samson and convince him to play for Ireland. He'll finally get to play T20 world cups and will have access to T20 leagues all over the world. Plus he can still play in IPL as an overseas player.
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5 months
Got to give credit to commitment of England fans Spending so much money and coming to dharmashala despite loss of series and bad performance from England team, Even Indian fans won't do the same anywhere.
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Abhishek should get a precedence over Jaiswal soon after T20WC. I love Jaiswal but Sharma is just a really good T20 ball hitter man
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GT Spent 27 cr on shahrukh khan, Umesh Yadav, Spencer Johnson, Robin Minz. They lost this season right from that auction table .
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10 months
Even seeing Vettori sitting in the dugout sweating, you can guess how hot Chennai is now. That's where Kohli's fitness comes out, and Rahul's fitness as well.. been wicketkeeper for four hours and showing this temperament.. Brilliant !!
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Travis shouldn’t be retained over klassen, I said what I said.
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4 months
Ashwin here to take revenge of this.!
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Padikkal with First Class avg of 81, and bradman from bombay is yet to come England and Jaiswal missed a lot here, it was almost a batting paradise if played sensibly.
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Fun Fact- Abhishek has not played more than 30 balls in an innings and yet scored 450+ runs!!!! Highest number of balls faced- 28, he scored 75 that day.
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PBKS gonna drop gabbar tomorrow by saying some cramp issues or whatever and Jio still unnecessarily showing him on their promos.
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4 months
Problem is most powerplay bowlers can't bowl at the death. Most death over bowlers can't bowl at the powerplay. Then there's Bumrah.
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2 years
@BCCI What's wrong they found in Ravi Ashwin & Sanju Samson. Bloody politics inside BCCI ruining everything.
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4 months
Just remembered when Amla scored 106 off 60 balls commentators called it slow and Punjab didn't even retain him even after scoring 2 centuries in one season
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Even though Rohit has been successful in his career so far, you still think he's underachieved with the amount of talent he has
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If SRH has 100 fans I'm one of them If SRH has 1 fan it's me If SRH has 0 fans it means they sold Bhuvi.
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1 year
Who verifies if BCCI is keeping their promise of the trees being planted?
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The reason behind 5 MI trophy was Pollard men, I have seen him dragging matches from deathbed. He is the true goat of IPL, Tim can never replace him.
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I see Cummins has graduated from the Hardik Pandya school of captaincy. Bowl yourself out before the death overs so your figures look better in comparison.
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We all thought it was Pandya that was reason for GT success. It was Nehra.. lol. That’s why they gave him away without any issues
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Anderson should be celebrated the same way Sachin was for his longevity. It's much harder to be at this level at 41. Truly once in a generation player.
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Literally Dhoni and Wankhede cameraman
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Star sports should understand the law of diminishing returns yes we love Virat and he is the biggest superstar but if they keep focusing on him at cost of others players fans at some will start feeling agitated ... It's should be about team India🇮🇳
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Jurel's this innings > KS Bharat's entire existence When Pant is back, I propose Jurel keep from one end and Pant from the other🫣
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Wonder when Root will try to reverse scoop Bumrah
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Is KL guaranteed a spot in the team with these performances from the replacements?
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3 months
Random thought - Ishan Kishan is basically 'Ishan Ishan' with an extra 'K'.
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2 years
Both Yusuf Pathan and Sanju Samson hit straight sixes with much ease than anybody . Masters in hitting straight sixers .
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That RR boy justifying his franchise captain's belief in list A matches also. #SanjuSamson #kuldeepsen #indAvsnzA
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Well done Dravid. 🤌 You not only fucked Indian opening slot but sacrificed that prestigious 3rd spot too. !! Sanju Samson curse is gonna haunt you hereafter.!
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Idk if Dharmashala deserves a test match every season/series,,, but this DJ definitely does!!
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There are those who said Jadeja and Axar will never play together for India, but that's happening now.. If Sanju replaces Iyer in the ODI playing XI, it will surely be considered as a second birth for Sanju. Let Sanju Samson do what Akshar did replacing injured Jadeja.
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Arguably a new trend can be seen while comparing the number of online viewers of the matches in which Sanju Samson plays and the number of viewers of the matches in which Sanju doesn't play. #BCCI
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Dad removed all the overconfidence from gill it seems, now gill is serious again and rising. So good to watch when he's in flow. Pre dengue Gill is getting back!!
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Cricket was born in England, died in India (IPL) and buried in USA
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PBKS is exactly how India gonna perform in june world cup
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I said this before, Pak will be missing Imad Wasim a lot. Far more superior than Nawaz, can bowl at any stage of the match, good with the bat and also a good fielder.
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Sanju Samson has been the best prospect to watch Indian cricket in the last seven months. He will be in the WC squad and he should be..
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RIP to all clowns who described going after Head and Cummins for that huge as dumb thing that day. Kavya Maran was clearly winning everything right from that auction table tbh. Time to appreaciate Vettori too. RCB served as the best university for Nehra's and Vettori's success.
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Finally that day arrived.!
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Those Riyan Parag orange cap predictions might not be a meme anymore.
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Unpopular opinion : Axar has been the most clutch batter for India across formats this year.
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I don't know what Bishnoi did wrong, the guy was performing better than Chahal-Kuldeep in whatever chances he got, instead of backing him, they just axed him from T20 WC and haven't picked him regular again since.
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KL isn't striking high on highways btw. He's doing it on 160 -180 wickets.
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None of the Indian bowlers have tried to replicate bumrah's bowling action. Whereas there is mini malingas in every gully in SL
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Don't think Gayle gets enough credit, he was a brilliant batter with a tripple hundred in tests, double hundred in ODIs and T20 legend. Who else can boast of this?
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Ian bishop knows more about the domestic cricket in india then indian ex-cricketers themselves.
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One thing i have learnt after watching Rohit bat for years is that i never judge quality of the pitch on the basis of how Rohit played. That guy is bit of an anomaly
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South Africa team is the embodiment of diversity, they have black guys, white guys, ginger guys, brown guys. Bearded guys, shaved guys, tall guys, short guys. From 6'8" Jansen to 5'2" Bavuma. What a range!
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Ngl, can't get this much variety hair designs even in EA sports.
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PBKS is that team , i repeat that only team which has wide variety in hair colour and hair styles .
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Rain affected matches should be taken seriously by BCCI, its not a silly matter ..Stadiums should allow re-entry at least while it's Raining Fans will go to a Restaurant and eat there rather than whatever the Crap they serve it in Stadiums
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Sanju Samson's rise and Virat Kohli's decline can be seen as an indication, another promising era of Indian cricket is about to begin.
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It's high time that cricket viewers get the option of selecting which commentators to subscribe to with some additional amount.
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Daryl Mitchell the only player to score a 100 against India this WC was being criticized for being slow Lmao😂
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I was among those who thought Bazball will die during this Indian tour of England, got to put my hand up and admit I was wrong. No matter what happens in the rest of the series, got to admit that this philosophy is alive and impressive, and thriving ..Mind blowing
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Lmao Chahal took wickets in a ground like this. Man the management didn't even bid a single time for Chahal. They deserve this spanking.
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If Lucknow's performance in a match had triggered Goenka's mental conditions, what kind of psychotic frenzy must have felt for Preity , who had been watching these Punjab's clown performances for years.
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Your favorite one season wonder? Mine is paul valthaty.
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Sandy Sharma legacy deniers are crazy, post covid kids shouldn't be allowed to share their opinions😂
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Looking at English spin bowling I wonder why Swann retired kinda early. They haven’t been able to produce anyone close to his pedigree ever since
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I have seen Butler smack the shit out of Pat Cummins, Starc, Bumrah, Rabada in both ODIs and T20s. He is as close to ABD as they come in white ball cricket.
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Kohler's few miss hits are a clear proof of how important even a wheel chaired Butler is to this Rajasthan batting scenario.
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Calling this innings slow is bad knowledge of cricket. We saw everyone lose wickets. Jaddu is our last batter. Imagine Kohli got out in 37th over. We have enough given our bowling. Well done Virat Kohli🙏
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I have been following cricket for thirty years. Even after such a bad form, I have never seen anyone else in Indian cricket being protected like Rishabh Pant by the team management.
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Sanju Samson didn't get a place in playing XI despite being in squad in match vs WI held in his native Trivandrum,is now assured of a clear slot in the match vs SA at the same venue,being the local boy can anyone imagine how the stadium crowd gonna explode chanting"Sanju Sanju"🥳
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Gill and Iyer will be lambasted rn. Then IPL will come around and they will bash some Yash Dayal type bowlers and people will clamor to have them be all format players.
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It's scary to see Akash Chopra praising Sanju Samson suddenly
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The fact that Sky and Bharat debuted before Sarfu and Jurel is a joke. Time has proved that !
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There doesn't seem to be much room in the Indian team for Ranji Trophy talents,Be it in ODIs,Tests or T20Is,clear that BCCI now opted the IPL as the benchmark for bowling spots, batting spots, some far even that WK spot. Proven ability in front of blind selectors #sarfarazkhan
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If Russell played for Hyderabad he'd be Andhra Russell
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This Dharamsala match has already shown me more angles of the mountains than a documentary would
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I know it’s early but Rohit is not the sort of captain to face Bazball and change tactics on the fly. He relies more on great individual performances. #INDvsENG
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Surely this is the end of Bairstow ? Or will he make it to 150 tests somehow. After 57 tests Jos Butler having 32 average while after 98 tests Johny with 36 average . Jos was better than this Baz pet !
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All this Hardik hate talks are temporary. He wins this, he's a hero. He performs in the World Cup, he's even bigger hero. Beckham was booed at 19 grounds after 1998 World Cup. He was loved everywhere soon.
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What an irony would it be, if all teams except England become better at Bazball and be successful. Well, it would just be like the game itself
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Rohit has put me, a skeptical die-hard Indian fan with 2019 trauma, at ease. I cannot imagine how much ease and calm he must be putting other team members at with his batting and leadership. Regardless of the result of this campaign, huge respect for him
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This is not even fluke hitting or anything. Narine's literally striking the ball better than most batters. This shouldn't be legal.
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Imagine Bharat batting instead of Jurel.... Well, you can't because he would have been out yesterday itself.
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