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Medium funny. @nandosuk ambassador.

Probably at a rave…
Joined August 2010
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Declan Rice when it’s not the Premier League
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@sspencerukk NOTHING and I mean NOTHING will ever top this…
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English media: “Well done Lampard. Could easily have been 12-0 over the two legs. Very encouraging and astute management”.
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This has absolutely killed me. The stare down and all 🤣🤣🤣
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Fat girls should not be allowed at the rave unless they pay x3 worth of final release tickets the fucking rhinos
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@ash_dhd Ain’t no bird that
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“My mate died in Ibiza today” IbizaBalloons: “🎈👀👌🏽”
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The Papa J “Best Video of 2023” award brought to you by @NandosUK goes to…
Never seen so much fear in a man’s eyes
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My good friend Donald has confirmed Bruno Fernandes will be having #manutd medical on Monday. More to follow on @Amargaofutebol
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Donald J. Trump
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به مردم شجاع و رنج کشیده ایران: من از ابتدای دوره ریاست جمهوریم با شما ایستاده‌ام و دولت من همچنان با شما خواهد ایستاد. ما اعتراضات شما را از نزدیک دنبال می کنیم. شجاعت شما الهام بخش است.
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How can Zlatan say "I come to win. I don't come to West Ham..." 😂
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Football heritage!
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José Mourinho and his staff celebrate a sixth-place @PremierLeague finish to qualify for Europe. | @footballdaily
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If Carlsberg did tech house final boss…
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This sums up Lukaku perfectly (1/2)
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@reneeclarkson7 Somehow managing to get to work a couple hours later is the most baffling part
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Man Utd v Real Madrid should be a Netflix Original show.
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@sspencerukk If them donuts actually put energy into causing disruption to infrastructure therefore effecting the economy to put pressure on gov to intervene in some capacity fair play but instead they think boycotting McNuggets and doing hashtags is job done
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Cheers, song ruined
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@RiZzyUTD @ManUtd @DHLManUtd Bro, don’t even think 3 goal lead within 10 mins would settle the nerves 🤣
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Hahahahahahahahaha, you could not make it up. Pretty much said the same after losing vs Sevilla. He’s finished.
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Mourinho current injury crisis lament: ‘All the players on the Leipzig bench would play in my team [with current injuries]. Forsberg would play, Poulsen would play’
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@TheEuropeanLad Twitter will meme him but I’m delighted for him. Top coach.
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@charlieINTEL Good, fuck loot boxes
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@sspencerukk Just have to nod politely instead of getting involved I swear
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@GameAkhtarStyle @sophiem8x @Arsenal Think Jose was trying to give them both their moment. Class all round.
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@SJA_10z Spineless rats. The lot of them.
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1 year
New manager is a freak messaging me about work at this time you know 💀
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Starting new job so only fair I told my boss first…
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@sspencerukk Couldn't finish a packet of crisp despite the hattrick
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Rooney becomes the top goal scorer and couldn't care less about celebrating. Giroud on the other hand does a donkey celebration 😂
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@JackNile6 @ESPNFC How much a player costs is not a indicator of how good the player is. Every deal has it’s unique circumstances that dictate negotiating leverage and ultimately the final fee paid.
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@AdamMcKola @TheoGriezmann must be so much fun being @AntoGriezmann 's brother 😂
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@sspencerukk Genuinely despise your entire existence
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Not even Lagos Twitter can defend him anymore
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Eh Greenwood les vidéos qui tombent sur lui c'est pas possible
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@SmnLlyd5 This triggers me till this day. Scammed a PL title ffs.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Operation Dybala to Manchester OFF. Player’s lungs filled with smoke following meeting with Mr Sarri. Lung replacement required. [Pablo Fútbol]
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@eggontoast5555 @SJA_10z If it’s people scrapping I might let it slide. Women being vulnerable? Absolutely no, like I’ve done twice before. Grow a pair.
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@sspencerukk @Gs20395 He’s obviously referring to it from the point of view of the fans. Just looks weird in text format.
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@SoleOfJohn @SawyerHartman @PhillyD @YourselfSuit And they think saying their videos are fake will fool anyone with few brain cells 🙄 Been called out and now don't want their kids taken away
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@utdreport @maisfutebol Give DDG’s wages imo
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@SundaySupp “...strive for accuracy...” yet “Sky Sources” has become a parody of its former self in last 5 years or so. All about them sweet clicks though 😴
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(2/2)
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People really complain about everything on this app
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Pilates and matcha as topics of conversation? Why do some of you behave like you’ve been lobotomised?
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@AdamMcKola It's actually scary how similar his stints are at Chelsea, Utd and now Spurs (well minus the trophies for Spurs). - Charm offensive - Start half decent - Find a player to bitch about - Start playing to the fans for support when he's desperate - Split in the fanbase re him
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@Malachians @smoovester72 But is he reliable?
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@i_am_poni @UtdCathal @utdreport @EmiratesFACup Lol, these clowns judge based on short clips. Even if none of them reacted doesn’t mean they aren’t annoyed etc. and will address it at another time.
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@PraveenRawat178 @sspencerukk Excuse me! It was the “Special Olympics”!
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Come see the Special Olympic Games. Because every great performance deserves a great audience. http://t.co/e2nw8wuBQa
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@Drift0r @TheXclusiveAce Guaranteed conclusion: you both will be getting a lot of hate regardless of your conclusion.
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@carbdiem They blocked you because you’re on light mode not this
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Oh my days I’ve never needed a ID this badly. Latmun always supplying serious heat! @IDTHATTRACK @RaveFootage @_earwaxx
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@MinoRaiola @EASPORTS Don’t play dumb. Zlatan and you know he has been featured in many FIFA titles. There was no issue until you saw Beckham’s deal.
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@RaveFootage Soon as I saw “TikTok views” as a metric 😴
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@sspencerukk “I coulda made it pro if I didn’t have a knob 🥲”
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@sspencerukk Sounds like something someone that has would say
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@sspencerukk Account on private already. Even the dad can’t handle the heat never mind the kid hahahaha
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This picture though http://t.co/XJflGEGBK7
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@stairwave @zodgotdreams @MKBHD Not gonna lie I just wanted to see if someone would try peel their window.
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@BeardedZaak_ 1. No he’s not. 2. This fetishisation from Muslims to try and convert every single person to Islam needs to stop. This coming from someone that was born Muslim and whose mum (Portuguese) converted to Islam. Show some respect.
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@sspencerukk “Pooh” gave me PTSD after your recent nonsense
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@ltsDann @charlieINTEL COD4 in bottom tier. That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever seen on
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@AdamMcKola Falcao, Rooney, RvP and Di Maria #SayItAgain
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@DanaSchwartzzz @AdamMcKola that's enough internet for the day.
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@wesley4rbes @GameAkhtarStyle @sophiem8x @Arsenal Well it’s a unique scenario considering Wenger & Fergie spent more than two decades at their respective clubs.
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@Muppetiers Classic cryptic tweet for e-likes klaxon
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@arjunality @VikrantRaj7716 Don’t back track kid
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@sspencerukk Every clock, lion & compass person right now…
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@AdamCrafton_ I’m surprised you’re not on board considering you’re triggered by everything
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@GFFN Wow, his sisters birthday came early this year
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@sspencerukk Just man up
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Wow the banner for George Best by Roma fans is class. http://t.co/8i2YO55Y
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What is it with Muslims loving to convert people lol
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CR7 will take Shahada soon. 100%
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@AndyMitten Class but what in the doctor’s handwriting is that?
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@TheGamingRevoYT You do know some people are actually enjoying the game right?
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@SJA_10z Weak society full of people that aren’t willing to make sacrifices and/or stick up for others. Sad.
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@AcademyScoop This is exactly what Madrid do perfectly. They’ll pay premium fees for the right player if needed. Penny pinching costs more in long run when needing to replace sub par players. Win on the pitch like they do and resale value is sky high too
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@brfootball He'd rip his hamstring first
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Solo raving is just as good as raving with mates
@RaveFootage
Rave Footage
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What rave opinion will you defend like this?
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That last sentence. Good guy Zlatan 🔥
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@utdreport Umm that’s not how it works. Wtf.
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Herrera > Gerrard
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@GFFN Scumbag/s. That’s everyone’s guy ffs.
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@AdamMcKola @TheoGriezmann @AntoGriezmann wait what? Or is this a joke? I'm so confused right now
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@TheGamingRevoYT “Hellooooooo guyssssss”
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@_cs516 Every person behind the camera at these type of events is an obnoxious poser. The type of person that’d ask you “how’s your weekend” at work and you question what the purpose of life is. *and breathes*
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Legit get a tattoo of Eder if he fucking scores
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@ShaunlfcT @MStizzy3 Manager learns from another manager. Imagine.
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@sspencerukk Congrats on coming out queen
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DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY. DEATH PENALTY.
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BREAKING: Court documents allege sex tapes taken of Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton and Sir Richard Branson by Jeffrey Epstein Read more ⬇️
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@LUFCJohn_ I know you think this is edgy but come on man. Just delete and leave them in peace.
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@UtdMarxiaI @Squawka Yeah because he would be happy doing that
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Why have you deleted this? @samuelluckhurst
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@InfinityWard Stop changing game modes pls
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@JanAageFjortoft myth that Mourinho plays boring football though. He just knows when to mix it up.
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@jahovaswitniss can’t wait until MW2 remastered and the crew start the skits again like selling the plane on Afghan. The real OG’s know 😂😂
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