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New year
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@KitManRamsey Careful mate you'll have a whole continent in your replies
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@leamaric @llggeorgia Because rightism works sooooo well
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@EFCevie @JMarionell14927 How has this become a thing that you're trans is it just because you dress alternative that makes a person trans to them
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@Babyboiyoms
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For $10M, I'm the danger.
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@EFCevie @JMarionell14927 Idk how you deal with 12 year olds and their dads in your replies all day
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@CriminalCosta Back in my day you started with a team of bronzes and sniped fabios for 450 coins to resell for 800 to make a non rare gold team
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Inabber FINALLY getting cancelled after being one of those most racist awful people in the world before he became famous
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iNabber’s ex girlfriend has now come out claiming he was abusive and that he only remained friends with ImAllexx because it was beneficial to his content
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Can't you people just let people believe in things and be happy
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People die from smelling peanuts, Mary
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Genuinely die
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Memphis Depay
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Benjamin Mendy All cases dismissed. So what are we doing now? Who is going to help this brother heal? Who’s going to be Responsable for the damage on he’s name? How he’s going to have he’s career back? Many years of investment to become a professional football player…. Now
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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I've found the leader of ahahah fairs twitter
Should try picking up some mates
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People are angry at the kid, I'm angry at having Danny Ricciardo on my screen for the 47,000th time in the last week we are not the same
@F1
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One of our favourite moments from the Hungarian Grand Prix 😊 Sky Next Generation reporter Ruby was interviewing Daniel Ricciardo when Lewis Hamilton crossed the line to take pole. Her reaction is everything 🥹 🎥 @skysportformel1
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Merry Christmas
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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You really don't have to be a feminist to think rape is bad
@rumpel_irving
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Memphis Depay when it comes to doing things to irritate feminists
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Americans when you don't pour 4 tubs of dry powder on to everything
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The Sigma Female 🔆
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Brits will never recover from this
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'literally wtf are they wearing 😂'
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@_LewisLFC
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literally wtf are they wearing 😂
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Disrespectful putting lana with these
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Child massacre enthusiast in your group chat
@ffc_george
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Fucking liquidate the club
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1 years gym progress (ignore my hair pls)
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You know a British person is serious when you hear 'give your head a wobble' or 'proper odd behaviour this'
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That trossard goal
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Just been offered a paid writing role for an automotive magazine website
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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11 months
I follow some real brainboxes on instagram
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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You were literally born in TWO THOUSAND AND SIX what do you know about old football fans 😭😭
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Fit check
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Do I post a fit check tomorrow
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@jyotisinterlude If american Christians actually read the bible they'd realise the bible is extremely left wing
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Soon as I see the words 'grafted' 'beers' or 'pints' in a tweet about football away days I instantly switch off
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𝕾𝕬𝕹𝕺𝕺𝕵🃏
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Young lads who’ve probably grafted the thick end of a 45 hour week like we all do to afford following their club, having a few beers going to watch their team and getting slated, absolutely no impact on anyone else’s existence leave them to enjoy themselves 👍🏿
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You're 28 and tagging did not happen of the year
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Why is the admin of the oldest cup competition in world football tweeting like some cringe 17 year old
@EmiratesFACup
Emirates FA Cup
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Fair play to Kobbie Mainoo man went from chilling in Manchester United's Academy to kicking ball and scoring goals with the first team at Wembley in the FA Cup Final genuinely sound geezer as well #EmiratesFACup
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Bro delete this immediately RT" @whyamisosilly : No face no case arsenal kit is too cold styll🥶🥶"
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Found him
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@l3uckley
charley buckley
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Your vermin you little ugly goth, country don’t need them people in it anyway
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Colonel
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Left him unattended for like 10 seconds
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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This is a list for people who have only seen these films
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Film Twitter Do You Agree?
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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-Listen to Drake -Drive a G-Wagen/Urus -Dress exactly the same -Have a skin fade haircut
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almost every footballer is the same person. the only notable exception i can think of is hector bellerin
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@rumpel_irving Yeah that's my point he isn't just irritating feminists he's just straight up being a bad person lol
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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People that go to raves are the most embarrassing cringe people in the world
@Rave_Joker
Rave Joker
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They need to invent a dating app for ravers 😂 I have nothing in common with these people on Hinge 😂🤦‍♂️ imagine filtering it to what genre you like , DJs you like, nightclubs , festivals ECT.
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@EFCevie What is it about Conservative men who's whole personalities are about being super straight and hating lgbtq+ people making their whole personality about how much they hate women
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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NOOOOO EFCEVIE DOING AN APRIL FOOLS AFTER MIDDAY MAKES YOU THE FOOL
@EFCevie
Evie ♡
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listened to you guys so i’ve got a surprise for everyone in my linktree ;)
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This guy is the biggest incel in the world
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Acne
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belles
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4 letter word, beginning with a…
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@anyachappellxx
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this is an absolutely fucking ridiculous take btw
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Go on get the selfie in there
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I walk past an old couple and the man breaks his neck to stare at me and the woman looks at him and I can't help but despise my youth being the only thing that keeps me from being her
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Waiting for the essay @Memphis !!
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Santi Mina has been condemned to four years in prison, after his appeal against sexual abuse charges was rejected.
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I don't think disabled women's footballers would be a very good option mate
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i wouldn’t even mind this if there was a disable women football option on the game, but there’s not because YOU MUST LIKE AND CONSUME womens football
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@EFCevie
Evie ♡
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im kitten maxing rn
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@tomsrhinoplsty
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Does anyone reckon this guy got sued by laurence fox because I wish he'd tweet about laurence fox sometimes
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This aged well.
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@GE0RGINIO But I want another icon position swap player of the day flashback futmas squad builder 99 rated flashforward future stars goalkeeper messi promo?
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Hello I am 23
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Galvanised Square steel and screws borrowed from your aunt
@YellowAngiru
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please help… the fuck do I do with TWO of these spaces??
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Got it btw
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I hope I get this asda delivery driver job
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@cfcputin
𝐜𝐟𝐜𝐩✩
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@FelixJohnston_ Palmer & Greenwood > Saka & Foden
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Deciding what to order at the chippy
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Time for
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An Israeli soldier gave this to me. He found it in Gaza, in a random house
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Douglas Murray
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An Israeli soldier just gave me this. He found it in Gaza, in a random house.
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I don't know what this genre of person is called, but they never know the difference between there, their, or they're
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pdb
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TikTok is not real
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This one.
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Me when I get my icon future star position swap in form flashback hero winter special team of the hour 999 rated Neymar and it only takes me 30000 fifa points
@Fut_scoreboard
Fut Scoreboard
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🚨 ICONS are coming as part of the Future Stars Promo 🚨 This is the official design ✅ Follow @Fut_scoreboard , @AsyFutTrader and @WetDesignFUT for more 🤝
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It's annoying to me that everyone thinks the eboue tweets were real when they were just a really early parody account
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The Funniest or Best tweets by footballers A thread:
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@emysbill
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name a celebrity with an insane face card
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'Limbs' discourse is the funniest thing ever on inbetweeners ahaha fairs away days twitter
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Such forced limbs, no one reacts to a goal like that in the 2nd minute
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Pov: You're about to be sniffed
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Not one single thought in that head
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Hail the queen!!
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My ex found my twitter and posted a screenshot of one of my tweets
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I think punching down comedy on transgender people is lazy and boring
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@Davidmo85636956
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@dobby457 When the offensive adult show has offensive adult jokes
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When you wrongly remember the name of Eminiems rap group in the 90s
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He has got dusty paw prints all over my trousers
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What is funny about that
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afcsphere
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Kai Havertz traveled to Munich with his Nintendo Switch. What a guy. 🤣❤️
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This tweet is so bad it ironically made me laugh
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"That'll teach you Gordon," said the Stunning and Brave Controller. "You don't run the Bakerloo Line anymore. It's The George Floyd Bottom Surgery Hamas Line now."
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Aidrianoo I love you and miss you
@_aarava
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Liverpool just drew to Wost Brem.......unreal scenes
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Why do 'the lads 🍻🍻🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍋' twitter have a weird thing about calling people goths as if it's a bad thing
@EFCevie
Evie ♡
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im sorry but this is so fucking weird..
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It's crazy that every member of this band is an absolute weirdo and everyone forgets flea is a sex offender
@SomeTweeter420
Yo Gabapentin
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“Can’t stop addicted to the shindig”
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@FuckOffLucas Always thought he looks just like trippier
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I've always wondered why do 99% of bots have indian/nigerian screen names because surely they're not actually Indian or nigerian they're just bots
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The war in question
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Everyone when Newton told them an apple dropped on his head
@1892Ben
ben🚩
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oh isak you are absolutely unbelievable
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Max Verstappen has lost the plot
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It wasn't south park has been pretty crap for the last 10 seasons the episode was just transphobic to be edgy
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He's sitting across the room stating at me
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@RaulOnDaRun
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What’s the biggest “I’m not him” performance ever?
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There's a fucking genocide going on you fucking ghoul
@awolfsquared
Aaron 🐺 🇵🇸
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Me liking every Palestinian Miku art so the Israeli Miku keeps getting ratioed
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2017 vs now
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@EFCevie
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me in 2017 😔
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Colonel just punched me in the face because I rubbed my head where he'd just marked his scent
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ENOUGH
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I just know this guy wears nike tech fleeces and thinks its the height of fashion
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Of course his sympathisers are people that don't know the difference between generally and genuinely
@rbnmc26
ROBYN 🪩🤍🍒⚡️
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"technically it was community service" 😭😭
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Mykolenko you've lost the plot lad
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@abbythelibb_ If that’s true then why do women hit on me every time I leave the house?
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@EFCevie Deulofeu mentioned <333
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You should kys
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@MlCHAEL___ Playing up for the Indian football respect comp makers
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Would HAVE how are English people so bad at their own language ffs
Worse part is if it wasn't for that shambles penalty Bayern got it would of been 3-3🤣 Positives: - Hojlund scoring of the very little chances he gets. - Martial looked good. - First 20 mins #mufc
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@UgoOsinobi
𝚄𝙶𝙾𝙲𝙷𝚄𝙺𝚆𝚄⚡️
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Who’s your favorite LaLiga player that DOESN’T play for Barça, Real Madrid or Atlético? 🤔 Mine is this baller - Oihan Sancet! 🦁
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I just know this is gonna get a million likes when and indian or Turkish account reposts this on insta
@CarsUnitedX
Cars United 𝕏
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Mercedes vs BMW Gang 💀
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Comfy
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Let me eat my chocolate
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Troll football memes in 2024
@Sarasamu18
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mia san mia
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It's funny how thr homophobes actually don't care about children and are pretty open about supporting paedos
@PSGINT_
𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓
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@KayOd1520 i would say in the western world its abnormal. but that dosent mean its wrong or that he is a p%do
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His name is literally steiner he speaks German obviously you'd think he's German why does this have 9k likes
@OCONOGRAPHY31
char☆彡🍉 🦁🏆³¹ ²⁰
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When I first started watching f1 I thought Steiner was German not Italian idk why but that man gives big German energy
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