John Morris
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Somewhat useful idiot. Aging rapidly. Rabid Fighting Illini, Chicago White Sox and Chicago Bears follower. Reformed Twitter addict
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I should be ready to retire, but I realize that what should be my retirement savings is now in the hands of strippers, bar owners, bartenders, bar maids, bookies and the money boxes below craps table. And now I’ll have to work until I’m 90.
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@SwansonDia532
Viewing an amazing pic like this is a great way to get a Monday off and running!
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@whitesox
I’m a near 60-yo lifelong Sox fan, and my attitudes have evolved over time. I can’t help but admire the courage this young man has shown, and, as a Sox fan, I hope his life - and his game - can improve as he no longer feels he needs to hide an important part of his life
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@femalebodybuil6
That’s not a fair question. It’s akin to asking what’s your favorite part of a filet mignon.
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@femalebodybuil6
You look incredible. Saying you’re “pretty” is akin to saying Aaron Judge is a “decent hitter”.
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@northstargirl_
Just Amazing. For your own protection, Canada should pass a law forbidding you from wearing black.
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@JovankaKylie
I certainly qualify as old, but since I’m
still breathing, I damn sure am interested.
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@northstargirl_
Gonna be hard to have a better moment than the one I experienced seeing this pic. You’re amazing
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@annaisapeach
Annabelle - I’m a lifelong White Sox fan. Please don’t try to make me feel bad for you because both of your teams are in the playoffs. Lol
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@northstargirl_
No Bra Club, Bra Club… hell, any club you belong to Lady Thalie is a club most of us would pay a fortune to join. You look particularly incredible in this pic, and I fully acknowledge it’s hard to top all your other pics!
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@redheadlenaa
Let’s assume about 60% of the men in the U.S. are over 30. About 90% of the men over 30 have Dad bods. And you can easily assume that 99.9% of those lust after a tiny redhead. Therefore, Lena, over 50% of all men in the US are nuts about you.
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@northstargirl_
One thing is for sure: I couldn’t be your workout partner. I’d be too busy picking my jaw up from the floor.
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@KateMonogamish
You’re the kind of wife that would make your husband one of the most fortunate men on the face of the earth.
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@Abby_Velazq
If Quantas Airlines used this as a marketing pic, 75% of the US male population would want to visit Australia.
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The critical Nielsen category of Men ages 16-105 recognizes that Saturdays and Sundays always start off best when the Dream Team of
@TisiaMuzinga
and
@wxkyliecapps
are back together and helming the Good Day desk
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My faith in the election system will be restored when I see my write-in vote for Texas Gov shows to be counted:“
@MrDelicious13
< 1%”. You ran a hell of good, positive campaign, sir, particularly for an undeclared, out of state candidate.
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No need for alarm clocks this morning in the DFW Metroplex. Hope everyone is okay
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@annaisapeach
@trisberrybliss
I volunteer to allow the loser to take all her frustrations out on me.
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@mrsandiofficial
They say nothing in this world is truly perfect, but you sure do test that axiom.
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@MrDelicious13
While downstate IL isn’t a hotbed of Sox fandom,
@MrDelicious13
, I received this text last night from a friend who lives near Champaign-Urbana (CU). This is just sad and a testament to how bad it’s gotten.
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@annaisapeach
If AJ Preller used this pic as a selling point, I doubt he’d have to pay near as much to attract top free agents.
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@Super70sSports
How can it be that Shirley Partridge could be overlooked within this string???
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@Chicago_History
When I lived in the Chicago area 40+ years ago, it was Paul Bunyan’s in Cicero. Unfortunately, I understand it’s long gone. A beef (or two) there went a long way towards taking the sting out of a bad day at Sportsman’s or Hawthorne.
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@CleBuckeye23
I honestly hope Bret didn’t say that. If he did, I hope they consider all he’s going through personally before they decide to fine him. Disclaimer: I don’t disagree with anything he said, but I’m just an Illini alum who’s drunk
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@BretBielema
Coach Bielema - We are all so goddamn proud of the effort you and our Illini gave on the home field of the nations 3rd ranked team. Reminds me so much of Illini BB game against Kentucky in the NCAA tourney in 1984. GREAT DAYS AHEAD!!!
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@femalebodybuil6
Done. And I think DJT would be thrilled to know you are backing him. He’s known for appreciating the company of gorgeous women.
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@OnlyKateBackup
I consider myself Kate-smart, because I’m smart enough to know that you are an incredible lady.
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Why did God see fit to make me a White Sox, Illini and Bears fan? Is this actually Hell?
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@northstargirl_
I leave the house for 4 hr., and I look like hammered crap. You go on the road for 55 days, and you still look absolutely incredible.
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Hi
@TisiaMuzinga
. Sounds like
@wxkyliecapps
is upset about her Sooners. Please explain to her that she will never know pain and anguish like that suffered regularly by Fighting Illini fans.
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@AndyGriffithShw
Big Maude reformed her ways later on, changed her name, and became Barney’s singing coach, Eleanora Poultice.
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@CST_soxvan
Here’s hoping he goes “perform” somewhere else by the end of the day, August 1st.
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@northstargirl_
Referring to your incredible shape as “decent” is akin to calling the Grand Canyon “picture-worthy”
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@Super70sSports
I think Washington followed up Sonny with an even more overweight Billy Kilmer. George Allen apparently appreciated bulk at the QB position
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What the hell is going on with Gus Johnson? Been calling Isaiah Williams “Washington” and now he calls Altmyer “Luke Altman”.
#illini
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@BGOnTheScene
@GreatlakesladyM
What a proud day for the University of Michigan! First, more dirt piles up on its football program, and now this hideous display.
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@northstargirl_
There’s a good and valid reason (actually two reasons) why that fortunate man will likely require plastic surgery to remove the smile on his face!
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@KennyBattle33
I’m thinking Lou was even more happy the day you announced you were transferring to UI from NIU. That was a significant day in Illini basketball history. The Flying Illini never would have happened had you remained in DeKalb.
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@northstargirl_
@KMonogamish
I didn’t know it would be possible,
@northstargirl_
, for you to be more stunning, but you sure do crank it up about 50 notches when you wear black.
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@OfficialMrsAndi
@mrsandiofficial
As stunning as you are, I wish you’d celebrate National Bikini Day 365 days a year.
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@BretBielema
Coach Bielema - You are the best thing that’s happened to Illini football in my lifetime, and I’m damn near 60 years old! Bob Blackman, Mike White and John Mackovic couldn’t carry your dirty laundry, and they were all great!
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@JonahDispatch
I joined The Dispatch because I’ve always enjoyed reading your insights. I still do, and will remain a follower of yours. However, I have cancelled my subscription to The Dispatch. It just feels like it’s shifting away from even non-MAGA conservatives. Jmo
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@northstargirl_
@twetsfyp
I think you should have saved this pic for when someone requested “absolutely phenomenal booty thread”.
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@OnlyKateBackup
I would not… but only because my hideous appearance would scare away all the other beachcombers, including you, beautiful Kate.
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@northstargirl_
I’d drive from Texas to Canada TODAY to spend time at the pool with you! Unfortunately, after you saw me in a bathing suit, you’d probably want to tell me to go back home (though I believe you’re way too nice a person to do so! Lol)
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@SteelerChris
@greg_price11
@Plano_Schools
I spent a good portion of my day in and around Plano, and I was about to tweet the same exact thing.
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@SwansonDia532
On behalf of every person fortunate enough to have received this pic: THANKS!!!!
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@AndyGriffithShw
The more iconic of the two fun girls was when the other would say “Shut up, Bernie.. just SHUT UP!”
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@Abby_Velazq
Do t be so sure! I can assure you that we would certainly miss pics of you, Miss Abby!
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@TexasWildrose
@stillgray
Respectfully, Dr Nichols, there may be a “third” Tyreek: The one who beat the living shit out of his pregnant girlfriend, the one investigated for his child abuse, and the one who beat up some commoner who worked at a marina last year. This is not a good guy.
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@scottmerkin
I couldn’t agree more, Yoan. Let’s start with you preparing for next season as part of a different team.
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@northstargirl_
The only reason to look forward to Wednesdays is to see
@northstargirl_
humpday pic. She seems to get more gorgeous by the minute.
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@thomassanford_
Well, on the upside, think about all the really interesting and famous people we’re going to meet in Hell. So we’ve got that going for us.
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@northstargirl_
A strong argument could be made that wherever you happen to be could immediately be considered as paradise, at least to your many fans.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Isn’t amazing how the jackwagons who declared themselves “sanctuaries” are the ones least willing to accept the illegals in their locales? Almost like the climate activists who fly all over on private jets.
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@northstargirl_
I presume one of the most fortunate men in the world (read: your husband) is taking this picture. If that’s the case, no doubt he is about to have the happiest hump day of us all.
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@NEWSMAX
As a fallen Catholic, I guess it would be highly hypocritical of me to point out that our self-described “devout” Catholic president is in direct conflict with the Holy See on these social issues.
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@VanshayM
As tremendous as her basketball skills are, Caitlin Clark has a tremendous career waiting on her post-basketball: Public relations. She could teach a college course in it today. Pure class.
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@northstargirl_
And if the Packers beat the Cowboys this afternoon, the atmosphere down here is going to get even more chilly
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@northstargirl_
I need to purchase a thesaurus in order to find complimentary words I haven’t used before in describing you. The word for these pics is “breathtaking”
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