Jack Dailey Barnes
@JDBJDBJDB_
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I’ve seen the brightest minds of my generation fall for a Poo Crave tweet.
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The thing about romanticizing sitcom friend group hangouts (Eric’s basement, Central Perk) is that they don’t exist anymore. The epicenter of friendship is no longer physical, it’s in your groupchat called “cunty little babies 👶🏼” or something like that.
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I’ve saved this photo so many times that my camera roll thinks they’re my friends
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people on facebook marketplace think mid century modern means its made of wood.
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Maybe if Billy E*chner was not kind of mean to my friend Isabel and I in line for the Akbar bathroom in 2019 then his little gay movie would be doing well !!!.
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There’s a breed of Midwest Girl that had a fake ID at 15 and smoked so much that her voice was an octave deeper. They were all 5 foot blondes that lived so much debauchery by 18 that they’re in bed by 9 now and only post about being a pitbull mama. We need one in the White House.
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Someone at the Gay Bar last night pickpocketed my Invisalign case
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it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
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Honestly feels like they built a backstage set and just shot these to make it seem campier than it was. They’re trying to fake the moon landing.
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Love them so much … you can tell they worked hard at this and their chemistry is insane
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When a movie cuts from someone screaming to a whistling tea kettle
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Your Kramer friend isn’t barging through the front door, they’re texting non sequiturs about how they just saw a Haim sister at Erewhon.
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The caged bird, because of what she’s been through and she’s still singing.
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me screaming "jojo siwa came out" to every person at work over 40 that is clearly busy
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@gracecamille_ Wrote a whole ass book about how if you practice at something you get better at it.
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In an episode of Girls that aired 11 years earlier Shoshanna said Jessa looked cunt as she attempted to wear a sheer dress to a babysitting gig. While I do not believe that the origins of this accolade are that recent, I do believe she was ahead of her time in a notable way.
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It’s not Cookie Monster Pajama Pants Girls, although they were cool with each other.
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Lady Gaga after saying put your fucking hands up for the 17th time in an hour
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@officialpiesam My label would like me to reveal that I am seeing it tomorrow with 10 people and I am somewhat excited.
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I was in the clinic bathroom doing a urine sample and I just completely forgot why I was there and peed in the toilet like normal. Had to go back to the waiting room like this to ask for water so I could reload
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When gay guys take a photo together and post it to their story and tag each other and then they all repost it so you see the photo 8 times in succession, that can be a form of world building.
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They’re checking your Spotify wrapped in the monkey pox vax line.
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you gon suck whatever I pull out of these Brooks Marks sweatpants.
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@danieljosefchak I don’t think the type of girl I’m describing had her own car, she had a rotating cabal of boys that would drive her around.
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When I’m having a manic episode I talk like the Dr. Bronner’s bottle.
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Gay guys love playing mall pop at a volume that is not conducive to conversation when there’s only like 4 of you standing around a kitchen island.
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You’ll never guess which one of us might have kitty asthma
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How you sound
This is so much the difference between New York and LA. Angelenos flex by emphasizing their breeziness, New Yorkers always flex by asserting their substance.
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Was thinking too hard about misogyny and got a bloody nose
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We need to figure out what is happening to pop girl album covers asap.
Ariana Grande unveils the cover art for the Tenth Anniversary edition of her debut album ‘Yours Truly.’
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In an episode of Girls that aired 11 years earlier Shoshanna said Jessa looked cunt as she attempted to wear a sheer dress to a babysitting gig. While I do not believe that the origins of this accolade are that recent, I do believe she was ahead of her time in a notable way.
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That’s not what I meant omg.
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I am also no longer being managed by Scooter Braun, pic unrelated
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@savion_blanc I think he thought we were doing c*ke in the bathroom and we weren’t, we were just being stupid in the bathroom.
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Under the Banner of Heaven is a profound exploration into one of society’s most deceiving and dangerous cults (chiropractors).
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Seeing he had a portrait in the National Portrait Gallery was one of the darkest moments of my life
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The Last of Us is a profound meditation on human perseverance in the face of one of the most harrowing apocalyptic threats to our survival that has ever been imagined: the city of Boston.
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I love having people over because they find places to leave cups that you never would have thought of.
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“I live in LA now”: .-boring.-pretentious, coastal elite.-you moved from the Midwest to California? How unique. “I settled out west”:.-rustic.-Manifest Destiny.-the land is my home.
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Flew to STL to surprise my cousin for her engagement party and she was standing in the driveway for 10 minutes not saying anything to me because she thought I was some lesbian my mom hired to power wash the patio
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Dune and Dear Evan Hansen are the same movie in that they’re about what happens when you put your neurotic gay son in voice lessons: you either create the Messiah or Ben Platt.
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Thinking about when they’d do A24 screenings at USC and people would applaud when they showed the logo like if they clapped hard enough they’d get a job 😭.
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When my ex boyfriend signed me up for vocal lessons after we broke up and wrote “does not respond well to criticism” in the additional info section.
What’s an insult you’ll never forget?.
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Finsta was a very dark time of self mythologizing that we still haven’t healed from.
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This is basically the exact outfit my character wore in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 and I thought it was the pinnacle of like “cool boy”
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Being he/they when I crush up the coke with my jade face roller.
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I spend like 39 hours a week editing footage of The R*ck at work and it is aging me fr
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Ex bf moved on but we still share an Adobe suite login
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Gay guys flipping through a Rolodex of reaction videos culled from disparate sources to comment on the fact that there is a tunnel under ocean blvd.
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