Samantha Bobes
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In Hollywood Lily Collins is known as the poor man’s Jemima Kunte, like when you can’t afford me here’s the cheap knockoff
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They should do kiss cams before the movie starts at AMC
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“We as gay people get to choose our family”
The family we choose:
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Half-jewish
Is there a specific word for this type of hot educated American aesthetic… we definitely don’t have these in the UK 😭
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i did this even when you could see likes i just like when people say things
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The Sprite in the vending machine waiting for me to order it
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@missplacenta
You need to reveal that you’re still going to see it with like 10 people tomorrow and we’re really excited
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Rat boyfriend and fruity/gay little boyfriend both obviously just meaning physically/culturally jewish
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In some cultures “Hey, It’s Che Diaz” is an informal greeting, while in others it’s a direct threat.
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people be like i have generalized anxiety disorder bitch you worried
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Deleting all dating apps and not dressing slutty for two weeks
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You’re in an arena with:
- 50 twinks
- 10 surged up transexuals
- 3 bears
- 15 tboys
- 1 nb w/ rifle
- 7 old drag queens
- 10,000 gay babies
- 5 hey mamas lesbians
- 4 roid gays
Pick 2 to defend you. The others attack you. Goal is to survive 1 hour.
Who do you pick and why?
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This is just how it feels every time you go to the Grove
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This low quality black and white scan i accidentally took of my id at the library is so cunt
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Does anyone at JFK wanna hang out rn? I’m down for anything! Except for Baked By Melissa of course
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LET'S SEE SOME FROTTING THIS TIME
announce a Red, White & Royal Blue sequel is in the works? ok.
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Tonight, I lay to rest my 36A Victoria Secret Double Push Up Bra. I wore you nearly every single day for over a year. You had people asking if I had a boob job. And now… the time has actually come. Thank you for holding me up when I needed it most ❤️
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Packing as a drag queen is so embarrassing… like im really saying these things need to come with me
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how do i explain that im stunningly gorgeous on a resume
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guess who's diagnosed bitch ✨
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*Benoit Blanc clocking you* It would appeayuh to the unturained eye that this poysun befow us is a fine young lady like any othuh, possessin the kooalayties and buyowlogee one would ayckspect from the fairer sex. But by the hayer on her chinny-chin-chin -
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@mitskileaks
i want this to be my grad sash but it’s $483 with customization will you buy it for me
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if you see me liking contradictory takes on an issue it is not because i can see both sides with nuance but because i like hyping up drama
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Eataly
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Twink is an ephemeral gender. You get kicked out of twinkhood at 25. The aging twink must find a new more stable gender that is still sexually desirable after youth has faded. He has two choices: protein powder or estrogen. Choose wisely.
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You come to the reference desk at the library and she’s the library technician: wyd?
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They took all the trees, put 'em in a tree museum... And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em!
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they did a pronoun check at the door for 100 gecs show 😳
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i love the concept of happy hours because i too am only happy one hour a day
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This was so shocking to read because i cant even begin imagine a world without it, like that’s not an option
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Marked Safe - from the 5 week Season 20 Family Guy Hiatus
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Me accepting the Nobel Peace Prize after I rim all the world’s leaders into instating global peace: This one is for the boys with the booming systems...
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Im the one making him laugh just out of frame
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ISO Bisexual Male bartender for my friends Halloween party and also as a life partner. LA based. DMs open.
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An unexpected Instagram follow can really turn your whole life around
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I heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true?
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mom: I met the most handsome man at the grocery. And you’ll never guess: he’s a chaser! I showed him your pictures and he said he wants you to make him into your sissy slut!
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Grandpa said he knew i was a woman from when he tried to teach me how to drive
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im gonna tell my grandkids that this is Lena Dunham’s break out HBO hit Girls
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There are now four (4) mentions of Bethenny Frankel in Family Guy and zero of any other Real Housewives. Just something to consider when talking about either.
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Gay guys are the best at watching music videos, you go guys!!
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Drag anti-comedy/awkward/cringe and lazy drag (sneakers/jeans) feel rebellious and fun in a bar because youre playing with your power/expectations over the audience, but it doesnt read on the show where you are not in power over ur audience (rupaul)
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Can somebody ship like 20-30 new vaguely bi guys to LA i cant do this anymore
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I have been entrusted with precious cargo (a single large cannoli)
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This is blasphemous slop for total idiots
"Jeopardy!" is getting a spinoff on Amazon Prime Video titled "Pop Culture Jeopardy!" The game show will focus on music, film, TV, stage, sports and more.
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To All The Jewish Boys I Thought Were Gay But Were Just Jewish
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Official Family Guy account retweeted me this is the best day of my life
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I did btw
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Invention idea: the Be Normal Ray. It’s a ray gun that makes you be normal for 10 minutes, to use on others and myself
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Got sent a dick pic with Family Guy on in the background
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Trans world is so small that Chatham replied to my reddit post yesterday and we just realized it was us today
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My boyfriend’s back… And he’s cooler than ever 😈
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I saw my primary care doctor at the gay club, yeah im probably gonna die
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omg ma just invited me to a pride party in her basement! she said invite all the lgbtqs
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Omg did you guys feel that??? My plates fell out of the pantry!! (Let’s all pretend there was a bigger earthquake in LA today)
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If we teach fuck boys what aromantic means they would be unstoppable…
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Pro Bi Guys tweets may resume.
Pro Bi Guys tweets are on hiatus until he texts me back. No further questions.
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Here is my greatest contribution to humanity (a thread):
Bodak Me By Your Yellow
@CardiB
@CMBYNmovie
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Okay yeah came someone draw this with quagmire lois and peter
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@Business_Trans
people have decided that the very exaggerated way she uses breasts in drag is "making fun" of women's bodies rather than like "celebrating" them, kind of classic terf reading of drag, ignited by a v*ctoria sc*ne tweet but a growing sentiment before that
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a shy 14 year old boy should host the oscars so he can learn to open up a little bit
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