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Ις Χς νίκα | Liberty-minded Lawyer @ADFlegal | Paratrooper | Tennessean | Univ of Alabama & Vermont Law School alum | I speak for me. | @F3_Gus

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Parents have a right to make medical decisions for their children.
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“Most children, even in adolescence, simply are not able to make sound judgments concerning many decisions, including their need for medical care or treatment. Parents can and must make those judgments.” Parham v. J. R., 442 U.S. 584, 603 (1979).
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A man maintains Fitness for reasons outside of himself. A High Impact Man doesn't exercise to get good at exercising. His goal is Preparedness, a far broader & deeper objective than just feeling strong & looking good on the beach. @F3Nation
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@timkaine @All100Senators If you keep it in D while driving the wrong way, well...
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@mchooyah Please don't talk about the National Guard like that.
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@libsoftiktok Afghanistan 2008
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@BarrettSallee I'll never forget being barked at by a grown woman at the 2012 SEC Championship.
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@chrisjollyhale No; I would not use that comparison for any politician I can think of.
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@natalie_allison Murder is illegal. Carrying guns at a school is illegal. Please don't fall into the news media trap of thinking you can simplify this issue by getting rid of guns. This is America. This is Tennessee. The guns are here to stay.
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"The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America." —John Adams @OldTakesExposed
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@MZHemingway I'm not saying it's a proper use. But to be fair to President Biden, this particular bit of scripture is used extensively by the U.S. military (particularly spec ops forces). I took this pic at Camp Brown in Kandahar.
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I left my wife of five weeks to be an Army spouse all on her own. I celebrated my 22nd birthday in Afghanistan. I missed my brother-in-law's wedding. I missed my sister's high school graduation.
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@conservmillen "Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand." —Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez
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My experiences were probably typical of an American soldier in the GWOT era. The end of the war in Afghanistan has offered a chance to reflect. May the country know peace. May the people know God.
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@libsoftiktok Look at the grime on that thing.
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@AlabamaFTBL Roll Tide
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There's never been a better time to get your kids out of government schools. "By severing the arbitrary relationship between zip code and school quality, school choice programs foster free market competition in education." via @RikkiSchlott @DeAngelisCorey
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@KamalaHarris @All100Senators Abortion stops a beating heart. Repent.
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@ConceptualJames A Faustian Slip
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Orange Beach at dawn @spann
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Thirteen years ago, I deployed to southern Afghanistan. I spent 8 months of my life there, which changed me in profound ways.
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@MarineMike9707 @mchooyah @PeteButtigieg He loves that awkward left-hand grip on his rifle.
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@McCormackJohn Who's the Democrat again? 🤔
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@CalebJHull @ChrisPack716 I wonder what would happen if thousands of people searched for rick wilson confederate cooler in Google. I really do wonder.
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@BowTiedRanger @DissidentClint The guy who sold me a roof last year was a Navy SEAL who got sidelined after his vax exemption request was denied—USNR orders, no promotions, no actual assignments. Dude was just chilling while possessing one of the rarest skillsets in the world.
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@ConceptualJames European police forces actually try to look like characters in dystopian movies.
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@RNCResearch Pretty gross of her to use a baby metaphor here
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@BowTiedRanger My father and maternal grandfather both escaped poverty by joining the military. It's the family business.
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@jarod_powell84 @BarrettSallee All good, man. It was a cross-cultural experience.
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I left my wife of five weeks to be an Army spouse all on her own. I celebrated my 22nd birthday in Afghanistan. I missed my brother-in-law's wedding. I missed my sister's high school graduation.
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@EddieZipperer She didn't actually answer any part of his question.
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@MiaCathell It's almost too hard to read. Thank you for reporting, and may God have mercy.
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@redsteeze @BecketAdams Feels like 2018 in here today
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Jordan Carpenter / 37 / Gus
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RHE: Abortion kills lots of minority babies, and I don't think you people want more minority babies. Me: But we want more minority babies. RHE: You deliberately misrepresented me. Me: 🤔
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@robbystarbuck In my experience, PE is useless. You might as well just drink water.
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This is an incredible claim. Social conservatives have had immense success at the ballot box and in state legislatures. Then federal judges declared those results unconstitutional with novel legal concepts. Now we're fighting on the Left's preferred battlefield—and winning.
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This point by @AdamSerwer is important. The challenge for 21st century cons was to keep pushing the GOP to be a center-right, small govt, pro natsec party. But the social cons pinned everything on Trump getting judges to force through things the GOP can't get at the ballot box.
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@tonydlaw @GovBillLee I disagree. Don't do it, Governor.
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Text at the end translated from German
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@NathanJRobinson @jessesingal Nate, your opinion about names of military bases is uninformed and smacks of elitism. This is pretty common for people who are not personally connected to the military, though, so I'll chalk it up to naïveté.
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@in_detransit It was great to meet you, Morgan. Thank you for telling your story, and remember there’s still a lot left to tell.
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@josh_hammer The State is the sovereign unit from which all political power emanates in our country. Thank goodness!
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@GovBillLee We need you to stand up for us. Now is not the time to shrink from a fight. Praying for you, Gov.
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@emeriticus In 2023, healthy marriages are revolutionary.
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@rachelbovard Secretary DeVos needs a medal for this one.
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@DailyCaller And the ASL interpreter is just standing there without a mask.
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Some firsts: I employed a shoulder-fired weapon system. I wept listening to Christmas music. I was shot at. I read my Bible all the way through. I watched a human die. I wet the bed and had to discuss with a psychologist. I cleaned out a gunshot wound & packed it with gauze.
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I grew a beard. I got promoted. I drove awesome vehicles. I saw some amazing things.
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@DKThomp @AlanMCole 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
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@MSNBC Is this a joke?
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@WokePreacherTV "I have principles until they become inconvenient."
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Today is the day. I humbly ask for your vote to be the next Shelby County Commissioner for District 4. #CarpenterforCommissioner #PrincipledConservative #AuthenticRepublican
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@chrisjollyhale All the saints are "predestined to be conformed to the image of [Jesus]." I'm just not sure any of us are there yet. One day! Called ➡️ Justified ➡️ Glorified
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@DrLeanaWen @BilldeBlasio @VictorBlackwell "Cloth masks are little more than facial decorations." —Dr. Leana Wen
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@ostrachan And dishonoring your father, which is a very bad thing, biblically speaking
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@LivingGodsTruth "God made man in his own image." Gen. 9:6 "[Man] is the image and glory of God, but woman is the glory of man." 1 Cor. 11:7 "[With our tongue] we curse people who are made in the likeness of God." James 3:9
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I saw violence. I used violence. I lived violence.
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@tomselliott @oneunderscore__ Does @oneunderscore__ believe in Jesus's redemptive work, or is he flippantly invoking Christ's name?
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@RMConservative Did you crawl inside my brain? Ten years ago, I was working to dismantle this network of terrorists. Killing this murderer was the right move then, and it was the right move now. Excellent piece!
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We will not solve our problems by elevating one ethnic group over all others under the color of law. Shelby County's plan to establish and implement race-based benefits is immoral. We won't right past wrongs by engaging in injustice.
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@databyler There is 0% chance that someone who isn't firmly anti-abortion gets the GOP nomination moving forward. The pro-life cause is finally banking some wins, and we won't look back.
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@FOXSportsBraves @Braves I know you gotta pinch-run for Klesko in the 9th.
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@ConceptualJames All the parts are true, James.
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@ChrisMurphyCT @All100Senators Pearson and Jones are clowns that don't even have the respect of their own state and local parties.
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I worked with coalition forces from all over the world, including Brits, Danes, Emiratis, and, of course, Afghans.
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I got to work with some great people on some incredible missions.
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I supported the government of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan.
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@chiproytx . @timburchett is quickly becoming one of my favorite congressmen. (That list is pretty short.)
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. @HawleyMO : "The current [economic/foreign policy order] favors a particular class of people. ... It favors people who have the credentials in the hyper-globalist economy that we have. ... Who does it not favor? The people who fight our wars, working class people."
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@aaron_renn I've argued for years that Millennials must be the next Greatest Generation. The challenge is here; the task is ours.
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@greg_price11 @DissidentClint This is true. I was threatened with disciplinary action for wanting to leave a FEW HOURS early in advance of pre-deployment block leave. No matter that I was getting married in two days...
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Meet my family. I'm running for the Shelby County Commission's District 4 because I want my kids and your kids to grow up in a safe and prosperous Shelby County. #CarpenterforCommissioner #PrincipledConservative #AuthenticRepublican
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Ten years ago today, I received my first law school acceptance letter. There was still a lot of work to do, but I knew on that day that I would one day be a lawyer. The road has been different than I expected it to be, but I am grateful.
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@pklinkne @lawprofblawg I unknowingly asked my law school advisor to write a letter of recommendation for me as I applied for a fellowship at an org he had spent his career working against. He sent a gracious letter & shared his concerns with me only afterward. I'll never forget that act of kindness.
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Sure, rolling blackouts *seem* bad, but TVA "focused on equity, launching an internal environmental justice core team" in FY 2021. That seems more important than having reliable electricity! Please feel free to warm yourself with all of this equity and environmental justice.
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Due to continued unprecedented cold temps resulting in high power demand, TVA has directed local power companies to reduce load. Planned intermittent interruptions support system reliability. We appreciate everyone's patience and support as we manage this unprecedented demand.
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I am a blessed man.
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Four fans, zero votes
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Hold the line, y'all. Don't betray us. @GovBillLee @JeremyFaison4TN @JasonZacharyTN
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@janthonylong @benshapiro Your first accusation is libelous. Your second assumes that asking questions often aids the argument, a theory that Justice Thomas has addressed repeatedly with intelligence and nuance. Otherwise, this was a great tweet, John!
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@seanmdav It's a particularly bad day to be a Beta Republican.
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This is a pleasant surprise. I'm looking forward to digging into _Mere Christendom_ by @douglaswils .
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@RNCResearch Weakness is toxic.
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@mkraju Incredible courage from @SenTuberville !
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@DDFStrand We are all Mike Johnson.
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Coach Heinz altered the trajectory of my life. He was that important.
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Sad news to report this evening. Longtime ECS football coach Jim Heinz has passed away. Won four state titles with the Eagles and was a valuable staff member on this year’s title team. Thoughts and prayers to his family and many friends. RIP coach.
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@William_E_Wolfe A nugget from @douglaswils that I'll never forget:
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@JimLaPorta @USNavy Every sailor wants to be a soldier.
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One year ago, I lost a primary election by 138 votes. It was one of the biggest disappointments of my life, mainly because I felt I had let down the people who had supported me along the way. But I'm here to tell you: In that losing effort, I gained so much.
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Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.
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@Timcast I won't boycott, but they're just another fast food joint now.
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@tomselliott Imagine crying about not killing babies.
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