Izzy Hands is slutty
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she/they. 35 years old. ♠️💕🖤 izzyhandsslut on pillowfort ACAB / pro abortion / NO MINORS profile pic by @sugashook_
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I made my own Izzy doll. I learned so much about my sewing machine! It was a great learning experience. I love him.
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Nathan: liking fan art of yourself is a bit narcissistic
Con O'Neill: what's that? I couldn't hear you over all the fan art I retweet and love.
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Yes it's very sad and all but he looks so fucking good here. The strand of hair on his cheek, the glistening eyes.
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What if Izzy's mom gave him the X because he was twins and she couldn't tell them apart.
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Please don't bierasure the old man. He's been married for a long time and he's queer but bi people exist too.
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The fandom in jokes I think will be in season two.
-Someone will say the words steady hands
-A Pina colada will be consumed
-Rizzy will get mentioned
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Izzy Hands playing with the flame when he's telling Jackie how much he hates Stede. I see you, you little liar.
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He's an older man just relishing in the fact that people are getting stupid horny for him and sometimes that means he says daddy 500 times in one hour. I love that for him.
Because awooga boioioioioing 💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆😍🤤🤠🍆💦💦🍆
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It's sad that Con can't gloat about how good he's doing.
Stupid strike
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It's just not fair. I want the small sexy old man to wreck me.
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I'm here for pirate porn and lusting after a short english man.
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How could anyone say "I loved you, best I could" is platonic. Ed did his best, he just has shit examples of love. It implies such murky history. It makes me chew my knuckles raw with how much pain he feels. 😣
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Do you want him?
Or do you want me?
Oh my god the music in this trailer....steadyhands real
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His ring has three prongs. So therefore stedyhands.
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Pirate Pocket: Sparkle Goth Beach Adventure Edition (featuring Izzy Hands)
#ourflagmeansdeath
#pollypocket
#smallestsadboy
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Izzy Hands is just so cute and I wanna make him smile.
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How long does his hair take every morning???
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More top Izzy please. I feel like I've said this before but more Izzy just railing people so hard they cry.
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Blocking people is not harassment or punishment wtaf?? It's setting a boundary with a stranger on the internet... I've blocked people for having a stupid profile picture. I don't go any further and check their bio. Some pepe frog dick doesn't get to take up my time. Ugh.
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I saw a hooters waitress Izzy!!!!! But we were on opposite escalators....
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Izzy finally understood the joys of relaxing. Too bad everyone else is having a coconut fight. 🥥🌊🛟
Thank you
@TheBunnybutts
he's perfect.
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Izzy thought it'd be harder this time around. But christ, this is ridiculous. He is tired all the time. Storms make him sicker than ever. The worst part is the coffee. 1/7
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I've never had a pillow I had to hide from my kid before. 😂
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This is what his right boob gets to see every day.
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Everyone's all Con fisting this and Con fisting that and I just think he'd be really good at hugs. I just want to hug him.
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Largest fridge or tiniest man? He can't even reach inside the freezer 🥺
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I have this picture on my table and every single time I see it I get flustered and giggly and blush. Stupid con O'Neill and his stupid Con O'Face.
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Stede has an earnest cuddle party amongst the crew, no boners, clothes required, etc.
Calico Jack barges in and yells "orgies!!!"
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"get a job"
No. I'm old enough to enjoy a life of leisure on my husband's income, you young babies. Still have to go to school... Lol
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He's got nice extra padding around the middle there.
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He kept showing his hairy belly all weekend it has to be on purpose.
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This is my favorite photo I got of me in my Izzy cosplay on Saturday.
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I found this on the sidewalk. Does anyone know what it is besides an adorable miniature cast iron pan?
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#ofmds2spoilers
Do y'think Izzy lied to Stede about dropping Ed on an island cause he couldn't face that he'd killed him? Someone had to have put that cloth over Ed's face.
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Pastry chef lady: now we're gonna do what's called docking.
Me: 😳
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Eccc was fun. I barely talked to anyone. Didn't go out at night lol. Vico made me cry. All in all amazing time.
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That's me in the background there. That's what I look like when he's around.
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"Buttons is... rather audibly upset."
is fucking hilarious.
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Blocking people is fun. Especially if you go to block and they're already blocked.
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I just finished this purse and sweater. Honk honk
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edizzy
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Thank you for all the snail content. I was sitting here sobbing from depression but now I'm sobbing from laughing and it's all just so nuts and silly and I love it so much. Thanks everyone.
🐌❤️🐌❤️
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I just found out I have her blocked 😂
I saw an amazing Mary Bonnet cosplay! Do you follow me? You looked amazing 🤩
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Cats are vicious beasts. They're witches & they've got knives in their feet. 🐈🗡️
It's my OFMD tattoo! I love it so much. The outside is black ink & gothy. The inside is full color & bright.
#OurFlagMeansDeath
#OFMDart
#ofmdtattoo
@david_jenkins__
@TaikaWaititi
@rhysiedarby
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Is this the same guy? He's got the same giant pearl necklace.
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Everyone remember to leave a bowl of warm milk out tonight for catboy Ed or we won't get a good finale.
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I blocked so many nadjas and laszlos today it's unreal.
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I am in love with this slutty little part of him.
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🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😻🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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They picked the credits song because it sounds like Con, right?
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How do people get eaten out standing up?! I just almost passed out. All the blood rushed out of my head so fast.
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There's a glory hole ghost on the Revenge. Everyone has had their own experience with them, but only Izzy thinks he recognizes that mouth.
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It's the perfect night too, new moon and all. He can make Fang help him if he has to. Fang already knows everything. Izzy'd never keep a secret from him.
Tonight. Tonight's the night. 7/7
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Vico: this turned out really good! You look like a part of the crew!
Me: and we lined up by height
Vico: *sexy eyebrow raised glare* you calling me short?!
Me: *sputters and giggles and dies*
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