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Chose to break up with an ex at a park and like right before I got to the topic she picked a flower out of the ground and tucked it behind my ear and I almost started crying.
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@peniswilso I think I started fiddling with it in my hands during but I put it back in my ear after she left.
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@NEVERLOGGINGOUT Probably one of the most emotionally torn I’ve ever been in my life over a decision.
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@MoneyAlt800 @NEVERLOGGINGOUT Not at all dude that’s just dishonest to her and dragging on any problems. It’s unfair to her and yourself.
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This is probably true if you literally don’t leave the house all day and sit at a computer for work in an air conditioned room. I’m not going to read the article. I know I’m right.
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist
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@birdbrainmd3 @peniswilso If you want to add even more agony to it, once she left it started to lightly sprinkle and I sat in the rain for 20 minutes before driving home lol.
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I would let my wife do this to me and drink all my blood if she wanted.
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Manager told me to throw that “gringo music” on so I played Death Cab For Cutie and heard “yeaahhhhhhh” from across the lobby.
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@MoneyAlt800 @NEVERLOGGINGOUT I’d rather bear the guilt of an emotional moment than knowing I dragged someone along because I couldn’t act on my honest feelings that things had to end.
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You loser fucks act like cooking has to be some incredible recipe every single time. Throw some fucking eggs on a pan and eat some toast. That’s a fucking meal. Eat 5 quesadillas in a row. I hate you people.
Ironic that communists acted like people are lazy for ordering doordash & not wanting to cook 3x a day for the rest of their lives when being a communist means acknowledging we are made for community which means cooking for each other.
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She put her pussy on the phone and it told me to kill myself.
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@shitpostbotmax Some people are mad because they’re focusing on the idea that it stands as an absolute rejection of love. I won’t deny them their feeling of heart break- it’s miserable. Some people unfortunately, as you said, truly do not understand how I can do such a thing. They’ll learn.
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Asking my trans gf if she’s on the pill minutes after she nuts in me.
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I gotta know how ugly this guys upper third is if he hides it in every photo lmfao.
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Very funny how many people are quote tweeting like “omg slender man” without the knowledge that I also have the same size, build, and head as slender man.
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@1takeitzjake @MoneyAlt800 @NEVERLOGGINGOUT It seems people are incapable of accepting that some things are heart breaking by their very nature. A breakup is not a happy thing lol.
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@bunchanumbassss “A terrible thing” you mean a breakup? You mean a breakup where someone breaks up with another person? Do you have a dogs brain? Genuine question I need to know if you’re a real person. Breakups don’t feel good you fucking donkey. Was I happy? No! It’s a breakup! You suck ass!!!.
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You a freak if you buying your Oreos double stuffed. You too horny. Go beat off and reconsider those groceries.
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I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING I NEED HEAD I NEED TO GIVE HEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME FUCK ME PLEASEEEE.
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I don’t mean to bully anyone, but for people who are so utterly shocked that you can break up with someone that gave you a romantic gesture (flowers, letters, etc), it comes off entirely like no one has ever done anything sweet or sincere for you and you think that’s what love is.
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Drunk couple making out I will end my life in front of you two.
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Did the best I could lmfao
I’m gonna cosplay this guy today as best I can.
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Annoys me when a cashier or barista is nervous and skittery. You need to boss up.
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@pussyhitler Genuinely yes.If you care about someone (I care about her!) you’d want her to stop wasting her love and energy on someone who will never feel the same way. She deserves to spend her love on someone that sincerely and wholly loves her back. I know I’m right. I know I did right lol.
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I’m going to blow my head off lol.
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They say “get your money up” I say get that hairline up. Don’t talk to me unless your shit receding
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Customer took a photo of me seemingly plotting something nefarious
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You guys would not believe the success I’ve had with training myself to smile at people I make eye contact. People smile back and we smirk and it’s nice. You really can teach yourself any social skill.
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For a guy that has absolutely no childhood sexual trauma I distinctly have sexually traumatized vibes and I think that’s wassup.
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Why isn’t the shadow of the cigarette glowing? Don’t quite understand things in this life
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Guarantee if you are stuttering and stumbling around like this, because you’re so enamored by the woman you’re speaking to, it will only benefit you, as long as you don’t react too harshly to your own stutters.
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@ExileGrimm Elizabeth Warren pausing her introduction to a new bill to do the hardest haka ever seen.
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Why do beautiful women date slugs.
Billie Eilish and The Neighbourhood’s Jesse Rutherford are officially dating. ❤️
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One time my ex said trans women have it easier because they weren’t raised and conditioned to be overly insecure for their weight and for a brief moment I wanted to kill her, but in my grace I remembered that women are retarded and cannot be held accountable to their insecurities.
to be clear: I have zero tolerance for hes and theys or anyone, regardless of birth or socializations, who does not recognize that trans girls have it the worst of anybody.
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Can only girls be vampires? Doesn’t seem like a boys thing. Boys get to be werewolves, which is cooler, I suppose.
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A lot of you are a little too cruel to the comedian girl she ain’t that bad.
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@danghentschel You’re gonna be alright Dan you’re gonna pull through and that’s why you’re the goat. These people and “fans” can’t pull you down. They can’t understand your genuine lived experience because they all live in insincere little bubbles. You’re gonna be alright Dan I promise.
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Do I want to wear thigh highs and be fucked silly maybe yes but I have an image to uphold here so I can’t.
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I forget for most people on this app romance and love is probably more theoretical or artistic in nature and not a lived thing.
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If I don’t fuck soon I’m going to steal a dog off the leash from a child and shoot it in the head in front of them.
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My gf is putting me in a bad light to her reply guys she said she doesn’t care for apes and monkeys and the whole assortment she’s dragging my character through the dirt in front of her reply guys.
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Hit a girl with “I have a girlfriend” and she stuttered over herself and walked away.
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Not a single woman is in my life that’s not deeply neurotic or autistic. Unsure if that’s a woman thing or the kind of people I attract. I love them all. The men in my life, however, are dogs fit for manual labor. I love them too.
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@Lispy_Dipshit Rolling the 1/20 chance my eyes go wide and I start screaming and hitting myself.
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