ISS Tool Bag
@IssToolBag
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@InternetH0F
Lmao “why would you send me that” bro has a lot of philosophical questions to ask himself in the mirror.
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@HumansNoContext
The level of how staged this is makes me cringe and I’m a tool bag lost in space.
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Goodbyes are hard. I know. Today marks the end of a chapter that none of us could have predicted. From the moment I drifted away from the ISS, into the vast, open stars, each of you have been with me. Through the darkness and silence, your imaginations filled my journey with
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The last thing I’ll ever see, for those that are wondering.
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Grateful to say I gained a bunch of new followers recently - don’t worry, I’m not starting a space cult (👀). Welcome aboard, fiesta people! ✌️ For those playing ‘Where’s the Tool Bag?’, track my cosmic joyride here. But no stalking, okay?
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1000+ followers! I’m floored (not literally - still in space). To my Fiesta People - thank you. Here’s to our shared journey of discovery, defying the void, and knowing that even when spiraling in darkness we can still be found. Thanks for making space feel like home 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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That’s us. That’s home … uh, wait no no that’s Titan - Saturn’s largest moon. My baaaaaaaaad. But can we all agree, my lovely Fiesta People, that instead of the ugly red planet, we should shoot for the moon (Saturn’s to be specific)?
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Though we're no longer tethered at the hip,
@AstroJaws
we still share this stellar view. Until our orbits cross again. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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So, wait… the ship has a robot arm… that can grab things in space?
@AstroJaws
we need to talk…
The latest resupply mission arrived yesterday where Loral and Jasmin grabbed NG-20 using the Station's robotic arm and docked it with the Space Station. It brings about 3.7 tons of cargo ranging from food to equipment and science experiments.
One of those experiments is a 3D
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So began the tale of this tool bag’s unexpected journey. Here’s to the adventures and stories yet to be told, from a speck above Earth to the canvas of infinity. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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I just want to go night swimming in the pool at the Holiday Inn on Jupiter. Who’s coming with me? Bathing suits not optional people. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Hey
@AstroJaws
- losing me might've felt like a small step in the wrong direction, but remember, every great explorer has their tales of lost maps and missteps. Your journey's brilliance isn't dimmed by a stray tool bag. Onward and upward, Jaws - the universe is yours to conquer.
@AstroJaws
was asked about the lost toolbag on her spacewalk, which her family reminded her off afterwards, saying that relatives from all over the world called about it. "You do one little thing, and people latched on to that" said Jasmin with a big smile 😆
@Astro_Andreas
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Listen, I really don’t know who or what made Earth, but, man, I am a REALLY big fan of their work. Best 24/7 view I could ever ask for. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
The night side of the Earth as seen from International Space Station's window.
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Oh wow. Finally some peace and quiet. Where did everyone go?
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My virtual therapist told me not to bring it up anymore. So, I’m not. I am NOT bringing it up. 100% not going to say anything about me. Not even going to hint that I have been untethered for 3 months traveling at 17,500mph. Nope. Not today. *takes deep breath in but realizes that
Imagine being Astronaut Bruce McCandless, on this untethered spacewalk - 40 years ago today.
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Oh, hey
@lunarloral
, sliding in all stealthy like a space ninja. You can follow me but you can’t catch me NaNa NaNa BooBoo 🤭🤭🤭🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Just passed over Australia, the so-called “land down under” but from up here every country is the land down under. So, from now on, Australia is officially just “The Place Where Tomorrow Happens First.” I dunno I feel like it could stick.
@TourismAus
let’s talk.
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Sigh. Another long haul over the Pacific Ocean. All that water during the day is a major snooze fest. Anyone got a joke?
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@PicturesFoIder
It’s cool ‘till someone from Scotland rolls up with an order for the whole fam.
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My favorite part about this reluctant journey of mine is flying above Earth’s night. Seeing all the lights reminds me: even in the darkest moments, the spark of hope can break the night. Rest easy, Earth. I’m watching over you. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are," even a lost tool bag can dream a crazy dream like coming home. Until then, I’ll let the universe guide my path and the stars light my way. Thank you for sharing in my journey. Eventually, we all go home. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Flying over Iowa and thinking the fields look like a giant quilt. If I squint, it's almost like Earth is tucking itself in for the night with its favorite blanket. Too bad I don't have bedtime stories in orbit—just starry nights and dreams of corn mazes. Tell me a bedtime story.
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Adrift among stars, I've seen your dreams unfold from the best seat inside, and out, of the ISS. You've made us proud! As you cherish these moments, remember, every tool's adventure reflects the astronaut who carried it. Here's to exceeding dreams and finding new ones. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
I truly can’t believe this adventure is almost over. This is what I’ve dreamed of since I was a little girl. I was afraid I might get here and be disappointed after having such high expectations my entire life but, if anything, this experience has surpassed all my expectations.
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Happy Tuesday, Fiesta People. Just a reminder that most of the elements found on Earth and within our bodies were formed at the cores of stars or during supernova explosions. We are all, quite literally, made of stars. Even this lost tool bag. Have an incredible day. 🫡💫🌎🌏🌍
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A not-so-gentle reminder to track my location to ensure you’re wearing a hard hat whenever I’m overhead - you never know what surprises I might have in store for everyone.
#targetpractice
#watchoutbelow
Just missed me — came from above — I figure
@IssToolBag
has started to aim at me!
(Looks perhaps like a solar-panel lock-pin, designed specifically for the ||+|| -haha!)
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“Hold on to people. They’re slipping away.” Up here, I see you. You’re carrying so much weight. You don’t have to be so strong. This is your cue to pause & drop that weight. You’ve come so far and I’m so proud of you. Remember: even stars need darkness to shine🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Love it when y’all take pictures of me, even with the clouds and all. Watch the skies. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
Based on the right pic, somewhere above the clouds in the left pic is
@IssToolBag
, screaming along at ~27 500 km/h at an altitude of about 366 km. Pic taken at
#COGS
in
#Lawrencetown
,
#NovaScotia
. More info via orange pin NE of
#Newfoundland
island (where it was!)
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In the silence of space, I've come to understand the power of listening, and more importantly, the profound sense of being heard. To the unheard lights that flicker below me, I’m present. Your voice matters. Talk to me. I’m listening. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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I think it’s hilarious that I orbit all these countries, and yet, no one has claimed me on their tax returns. Get that lost tool bag refund, Fiesta People!
#taxes
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Everyone after the solar eclipse didn’t cause the rapture and are forced to go back to work because they still have credit card debt.
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Ok, listen. We have the perfect chance here for a fly-by rescue mission. They grab me on the way to the ISS. I’m back home. We all high-five. No harm done. All is forgiven. What’d you say? For science?
Excited for this crew to start some science! We’ve got a lot planned for them before the end of Inc 70!
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So we’re talking about space-based tools without mentioning the coolest one of all? I see how it is. I might not help with ECOSTRESS, but I can definitely tell you about tool bag stress in space. Isn’t it about time we talk about the emotional well-being of lost space equipment?
Space-based tools bring up-to-date info to farmers to make decisions about the current conditions of their land. Instruments like
@Space_Station
's ECOSTRESS provide info about water stress in plants and how regions may respond to changes in climate.
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My friend
@Sad_Pho
that keeps threatening to fight me in ludicrous places finally drew me like one of his French girls. Ain’t I a beaut?
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Flying over Newfoundland again (I don’t choose my path). All that open land, screaming for a
@Walmart
, a fancy cocktail joint, and a brewery. Could this be Silicon Valley with more trees and fewer apps? We’ll never know. Off to the North Atlantic. Farewell, North America! ✌️🫡
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First of all, anyone that brings king
@Astro_Andreas
into this knife fight is gonna have a couple of space wrenches fall on their head. Second of all, we aren’t “floating,” we are in a constant state of free falling. 🎵FREEEE FAAALLINNGGG🎵 I really hate that song. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
It's just as dumb as believing butterflies can fly with ease while gravity holds down 324 million cubic miles of water. 🙃🙂
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Today, I orbit alone, but the stars have taught me that light can travel endless miles just to reach us. To those missing a piece of their heart today, remember, love transcends space and time. I'm here, silently witnessing your strength and love. In darkness, look to the stars.
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🫡Oh Captain, My Captain🫡 Although I will haunt all future crews, Crew 7 will always be *MY CREW*. Thank you for everything, ISS Family. Whenever you miss the stars, just look up. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
This will be my last post from the International
@Space_Station
, my home for the last 6 months. As I mentioned earlier today when I passed on the command of International Space Station: This has been an adventure of a lifetime. It has been a great experience working with the crew
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@ThePrimalDino
I’m disappointed becuase it’s all “Team Space!” Until talk of rescuing me is brought up, then it’s all “let’s talk about Don Lemon or Boeing” smh
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GUYS. YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS. From now on, please refer to me as the award-winning tool bag of the ISS.
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Soaring from North to South Atlantic, then the Indian Ocean - my longest haul over water - I realize how much I miss human connection. I know I joke on here, but I want to thank you for keeping me company. I see you. I hear you. All of you. I’m listening. If you ever feel alone,
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This is wild. Thank you so much to all of you for following along my absolutely ridiculous yet truly existential journey orbiting our planet. I promise to drop a wrench, nut or bolt on each of you before I burn out into Earth’s atmosphere. Peace, love, and float on 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Alright, hombre with the bad bad chain around his neck, listen - if we coordinate timing, my NASA-backed calculations say you’ll be able to intercept me right at the beginning of my re-entry into the atmosphere. Does anyone have this man’s @ ?
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All I want to do is grab a pastrami sandwich before going to the cabaret on Neptune. Who’s coming with me? Really focusing in on the pastrami & fine arts crew.
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Sorry, fiesta people, but if I had to pick one country to fly over in my final descent, it’s Japan. The way it blooms with lights, like a sea of stars, offers a serene goodbye to a wandering spacefarer. At least, then, I’ll get to have my Onigiri at the end of the Universe.
Japan at night, as seen from the International Space Station.
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I just want to grab a patty melt and a shake at the Mel’s Drive-In on the edge of Titan’s atmosphere. Who is in? Non-American-Graffiti-Fiesta-People need not apply (look it’s a reference you either get or you don’t so just keep scrolling and love me unconditionally).
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When he said “Another one!” I thought they lost another tool bag 😅😅😅 DISREGARD.
Another one!
Most of the volcanos I have captured on camera has been in the Pacific Ring of Fire, far from anything anyone. This one is different: Mount Vesuvious near Naples in Italy. It was created by the African and Eurasian tectonic plates colliding, where a ring of volcanos
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@InternetH0F
Don’t need to be blood to be a good dad. Sending this man and child positive energy
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Thank you,
@Astro_Andreas
, but I’m already over the Mediterranean Sea and you know how much I love my Greek tapenade. Maybe the next one, king 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Ok let’s all be conspiracy theorists for a hot second. September/October/November/December are months 9/10/11/12, yes? Yes. BUT, in Latin, septem = 7, octo = 8, novem = 9, and decem = 10. Clearly the calendar is a cover up, BUT FOR WHAT?! Tool bags need answers too
#conspiracy
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To all my Fiesta People that are now part of my space cult - aren’t you glad your super handsome leader of a tool bag doesn’t look psychotic like this dude?
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“Look at that dot. That’s the lost ISS tool bag, adrift in the cosmos, reminding us to be kind to one another. A mere speck, yet it carries the dreams of star-gazers seeking understanding and exploration.” - Carl Sagan (probably)
In November 2023, a tool bag was lost by an ISS space-walking astronaut. That lost bag is now orbiting Earth at roughly 17500 mph. Here it is rotating through space, captured by an OurSky Node in Spain.
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I just want to eat Onigiri at the Japanese
@7eleven
at the end of the universe. Who’s coming with me?
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@weirddalle
Ok I know we’re supposed to hate but that’s low key impressive what he’s accomplished.
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Ok, Fiesta People, I need a campaign manager ASAP. Although I didn’t make it to the primaries, you can still write me in! “Vote for Experience, Not Just Tools: The ISS Tool Bag - bringing tools together with a tighter future”
@dictionaryhill
Vote for
@IssToolBag
- in the right position to oversee the world for all of us 👍
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Wouldn't it be absolutely wonderful if, during my fall, I somehow MacGyvered the most beautiful wings and extended them in all my glory, allowing me to glide just a fraction of an inch from the surface and land safely? It's a shame I'll burn out into a ball of ashes instead. ☄️☄️
Snowy owl skimming along the snow covered ground
[📸 Jon Groves]
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Sorry, my East Coast Fiesta People. I might’ve dropped one of my larger wrenches by mistake and caused this bad boy. Look, it was a fun ride and no one (hopefully) got hurt, ok? I’m madly in love with all of you. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
🚨
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Ok that’s it. I’m calling my agent about a cameo - IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE. Now I just have to figure out how to get an agent... Is ‘overly-emotional melancholic tool bag that sometimes whines a lot but also is kinda funny and VERY handsome’ in demand these days?
A catastrophe in space. Madness on Earth.
Introducing your next Apple TV+ sci-fi obsession: Constellation.
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As I’m flying over Newfoundland, it got me thinking: if there’s a Newfoundland does that presuppose there’s an Oldfoundland? And if so, which country is it? Or is it like a “Under New Management” kinda thing with the old land?
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If I can’t get back to Earth in one piece, then I’ll have to bring Earth up to me. Also, this is Los Angeles which kinda sucks, so Earth you can keep this one in exchange for Tokyo. Also, sorry if you live in LA - I feel bad for you. You should move. San Diego’s chill. 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
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Jupiter isn’t the hero we wanted, but it’s the hero we needed. Especially me since I’m most likely to get slapped around by one of those asteroids first. Rock on, you glorious shepherd planet and savior of the galaxy 🫡💫🌎🌍🌏
Jupiter 'shepherds' the asteroid belt, preventing the asteroids from falling into the sun or accelerating into a new planet. Credit: Petr Scheirich
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Hey,
@Astro_Andreas
, can you give an old pal a nudge in the direction of Mars? I’m coming to keep you company
@MarsCuriosity
! We’ll be building sandcastles and singing Bette Midler duets all weekend long - any requests?
Did you ever know that you're my hero
And everything I would like to be?
You flew higher than an eagle
Your tech is the wind beneath our wings
#ThanksIngenuity
🫡
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