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I come back from every date and wonder, did I enjoy his company or did I just enjoy seeing someone laugh at my jokes?? Like the date wasn’t fun, I MADE IT FUN, U AINT EVEN HOT NOR R U FUNNY
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“I want a man in finance” No. Why. Take me. Take woman in finance. I’m literate AND smart. AND I listen well. Become a girl kisser and go on a killing spree with me to eradicate the world of men. Why man. What’s the need.
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I GOT LIKED BY A GIRL ON HINGE I GOT LIKED BY A GIRL I GOT LIKED BY A GIRL I GOT LIKED BY GIRL IM HYPERVENTILATING I CANT A GIRL LIKED ME A HUMAN WOMAN LIKED ME BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT OHMYGOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE A HUMAN WOMAN LIKED ME
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THE WAY THE SAME GUY SENT ME THE EXACC SAME MESSAGE LMFAAOOO
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Where are all the drones delivering weed to Ashoka? Can they also deliver some asian food from gk2?
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men think the highest level of intimacy is showing you their whole gallery while you’re sitting there like 👁️👄👁️
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One of my profs during class, “Freud used to be high on cocaine all the bloody time just like Sanjeev Bikhchandani was when making that tweet.”
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Today at Fuelzone:
“Bhaiya isko garam nahi kar sakte?”
“Kahiye madaam aag laga denge”
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As someone who works with men who trade stocks, there is zero difference between them and lil boys who trade Pokémon cards.
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My FAVOURITE genre of tweets has to be non-Ashokans complaining about the amount of Ashoka TMI on twt simply coz none of us Ashonks know how to stfu
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oh this has to be the top ten interactions I’ve seen on Instagram
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Spotify thinks I listen to the same music as Noida peeps and idk how to feel about myself now
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Air India flight delayed GASP WHO WOULD’VE KNOWN WHAT AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST
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My younger sibling trait of asking my elder sibling nonsense questions shall never die
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“oh the market’s really bad for academics. They are no jobs and everyone’s super racist.”
“Oh the corporate world is doing so badly rn. They are no jobs and everyone’s super racist”
“Oh the market’s really bad for artists—”
WHAT DO I DO. NO, LITERALLY. WTF. DO. I. DO.
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the way I can track my situationship-breakup-another situationship cycle through the peak listening month things,,,
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Love how come October and you can immediately tell who’s a North Indian and who isn’t because the non-North Indians start dressing like
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so just learned that the library of Alexandria never burned down??? It just got destroyed over time coz it wasn’t well-kept. WE WERE MOURNING SOME NONSENSE OUT HERE 😭
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hinge is so hilarious coz you can just change your location to anywhere in the world FOR FREEE and realise that men are horrible across the globe
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Why does he talk like this in the family group what is wrong with him
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There’s a girl sitting in front of me in the flight, annotating a PDF and the way she’s highlighting that pdf?? That’s an Ashoka girlie fs fs
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doing relative dating (the archaeology kind, not the Muslim kind)
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I wake up, get attacked and go back to sleep bas yahi hai zindagi
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my professor just left class coz his (obviously orange) cat wrapped itself in toilet paper and I,, just 😭😭😩
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Other people’s NRI siblings get them fun snacks from the states and mine got me a diy cardboard whale that looks like it has 0 braincells
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The desi experience is watching the most Cinderella ass shoes being thrown from the hole in the ceiling of the most random shoe store
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three girls are walking in front of me with the exact same white cropped puffed jacket outfit like 😭😭 we all buy our clothes from same 5 brands, don’t we?
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Saw this dude make a map of all the raccoon sightings across his college,,, CS KIDS MAKE ONE FOR THE RATS IN ASHOKA
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not one of my courses literally having Pakistani serials in the suggesting readings hahahah I love being a liberal arts student
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I drunk emailed prof Amit Julka the most wholesome email and I do not regret it
Ashoka profs ftw
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How do I explain to the people around that we, a gathering of 16 Muslims, are NOT celebrating the 22nd anniversary of 9/11, but the 22nd anniversary of my sister’s birth, who is, in fact, a 9/11 baby?
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I have developed an odd habit of saying “Haye Bhagwan” and “Haye Ram”. WHO ARE THese sinister Sanghi forces which are trying to convert me?
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Nothing pissed me off more than Hindus using Purani Dilli, Jama Masjid & biryani as a “vlog aesthetic” while also ignoring the state of Indian Muslims wrt the state. The audacity to profit off a section of society while BLATANTLY ignoring the threats they’re facing like fuck off
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I wanna hug the guy who walked past AC02 101 saying hatt behenchod in the loudest voice possible and made our entire archaeo class giggle like children
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my ambition with my new found Twitter micro-fame is to one day come up with a tweet that goes so viral that it gets stolen by one of those insta pages and then my ex sees it and then he breaks no-contact coz he realises how funny and cool I am and THEN I GET TO REJECT HIM
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Indians making fun of the Pakistani elections,,, guys humare saath bhi yahi hoga shush
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@AneesHassanKhan
The mughal empire operated on a basic “you give tax, we give protection” philosophy that allowed people’s local cultures and religions to flourish while the British empire was primarily exploitative in nature and solely existed for the benefit of the English men but smh twt smh
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bhai the way I keep getting ghosted after telling people I live in Kharghar YAAR
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Arshad Nadeem’s story IS inspiring, but I find it to be mostly sad. All I wish is that we never have another Arshad Nadeem. I wish that the rest of the wins we have from South Asia are expected wins from athletes who have state-sponsored facilities and all the support they need.
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Me in class: “… all the women want to sleep with him even though he’s just a random professor.”
My professor: “HEY! We deserve to be slept with.”
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just got explained how the stock market works. wishing I was Jared, 19.
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A very pretty girl looked at me. I think she was actually just zoning out but she zoned out while LOOKING AT ME, OKAY? she down bad fr fr
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I CAN HEAR HIM SAY THIS IN HIS VOICE 😭😭 im down bad ok
gave him a bracelet & he was like "a bracelet?? for me???" LIKE YES MY SILLY GOOSE I MADE IT FOR YOU!!! 😭
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“Liberal arts is neither liberal nor arts”
We know, Mr. olivelle, we know
Live tweeting from the inspire lecture 👍👍
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Who allows men to go out in such slutty girlypop shorts? Won’t they get raped if they keep wearing clothes like these?
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bhai this dude just confessed to hit and run while talking to me on hinge???? 😭😭
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found a hot Muslim man and now he’s tryna make me religious like girl we not about that vibe
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turns out the Ottoman Empire used to have the grandest fanciest festivals to celebrate the princes’ circumcision 💀💀
this is exactly why I’m a history major
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“Well, what happened to the econ dept?” - Prof Ali Khan, at 8:35am, 5mins into class
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my lover (my friend) is never coming back from war (has delayed dinner from 8:30 to 9:30) so I’m going to starve myself to death in sorrow (am rotting in bed until she replies)
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👏AS👏THEY👏SHOULD👏
Accidentally mentioned how cold it is in mumbai to a delhi person and they shot me in the leg
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was talking to my brother and an accidental “bhaaaya” slipped out instead of bhaijaan and I think I’m gonna hide in my room for the next 5768934 days
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HANK! GREEN! IS! MOSTLY! CANCER-FREE! WE MUST REJOICE!!!!
Had my first post-treatment follow-up with my oncologist today and, as of right now, I am officially in complete remission.
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If I had a nickel for every time a first year said “Just to be the devil’s advocate” today, I would’ve two nickels but it’s weird it happened twice
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My 55 yr old father who has the strictest daily routine, eats the same food everyday, hates new people, has the oddest, most niche interests: “Ah, I had no idea I was neurodivergent!”
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The sexual tension between me and anyone who says “building on Isma’s point” in class>>>>
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?!?! Major fangirling is happening AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@IsmaBaig2
Hello Isma, that’s very sweet of you - although the office only has a very limited collection - you are welcome to drop by and peruse - I am usually on campus on Mondays and Wednesdays
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had an amazing conversation with a man about how being SA’ed makes me view any sexual interaction initiated by the opp party as non-consensual so I would like to be the one initiating anything so that I feel more in control and his reply was “sO whAt I fEeL dOeSn’T mAtTeR” 🤩🤩
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I went thru all stages of grief during the registration. Pehle I was praying to my god, then I was praying to your god and at some point I was just screaming abey chut at the screen. Love the sides of myself I discover during course reg
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There are two kids in one of my class and exactly 20mins before class ends the dude walks out and then so does the girl and then they return 2 mins before class ends. WHY TF ARE THEY DOING THIS 😭
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am chilling in Sanghvi library, full sofe pe let kar and prof Lahiri walked past in the most amazing outfit ever I want to kms
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Wore a bright red lipstick for the first time in my life and the didi at the gate said, “aww beta aap kitne achhe lag rahe ho.” my heart is full rn
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Who is Professor Amit Jhulka and why does he have such a great book collection? Can I steal his books? How do I become friends with him?
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I just remembered cancelling on the Kanan Gill show coz of an ex-frnd and I’m mad all over again.
Lesson: NEVER. EVER. cancel on Kanan. Not even for qayamat.
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I have shaved my legs so fast for the winter ball that my legs now look like I came from a battlefield
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I NEED to stop listening to the local train omw to college I start feeling like some main character leaving home forever
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started this year with the most terrible nauseating dizzying migraine which feels like an omen to what this next year is gonna be: a fucking pain
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All of y’all who have Mitski as your top artist ik y’all didn’t survive the 2023 breakup season
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They are like a couple of roommates in my class and like it’s so weird seeing them in online class coz I can see both of them in the other’s video lolol
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Part 7 of Dating App Chronicles: I TRIED THE LYRICS ONLY CHALLENGE USING PAPER RINGS IT WAS SO FUN HAHAHAH
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when will I be funny enough for
@HerCampusAshoka
to post me on their Twitter round-up like I have some banger tweets pls acknowledge my existence
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desi establishments play the weirdest music like why am I hearing TURN DOWN FOR WHAT so aggressively in a bridal store 😭
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coz they can’t legally enslave and exploit people of colour anymore
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Part 8: We’re um backkkkk
Part 7 of Dating App Chronicles: I TRIED THE LYRICS ONLY CHALLENGE USING PAPER RINGS IT WAS SO FUN HAHAHAH
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this tweet solely exists to inform everyone that my new Twitter aesthetic is Evelyn-Hugo-green
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This has 1.8 million views and ten thousand likes. There are ten thousand of y’all who can read and write and are educated enough to understand her and still agree with the bullshit she’s on. Y’all should be thrown to the wolves.
In Bengaluru, my father always calls Anwar the electrician when needed for works in the house. It has been decades. Earlier, Anwar dressed like any other person but slowly changed to skull cap & short pajama (to enable feet-washing before going to pray). What's more, there was no
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Part 5: Man I am enjoying sm
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- tujhe aqsa bich ghuma doon, aa chalti kya?
- aae, haee, aae haee haee; haee, haee, haee haee haee
- chacha ki chai pila doon, aa chalti kya?
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me: *stops in the middle of a rant*
*breathes in* okay no I’m working on being a better person
him: bullshit, karo aaram se rant
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