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@king26_sk
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3 months
your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"
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@king26_sk
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all dua lipa songs are about how she's been dancing for a while and how she wants to continue to dance and ohhhh noooO she's been hurt by a Man who doesn't know what he's doing but WAIT wait wait guys it's ok she's totally over it because she's going to dance tonight
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@king26_sk
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2 months
they should make a post college coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life
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@king26_sk
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8 months
wtf is a situationship just tell me that I've been shortlisted for Phase-1 of the admission process
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@king26_sk
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8 months
Accidentally mentioned how cold it is in mumbai to a delhi person and they shot me in the leg
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@king26_sk
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4 months
bangers all of them
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@king26_sk
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3 months
those 3 hours of youtube after 11pm will fix you btw
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@king26_sk
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9 months
he was so real for this
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@king26_sk
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3 months
@DKizzle902 so will I once I've had some breakfast
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@king26_sk
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3 months
chai me protein hota to kitna maza aata
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@king26_sk
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9 months
the club isn't the best place to find a lover so my nearest dmart is where I go
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@king26_sk
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8 months
Me : Hey I need this suit dry cleaned Soni : Sure man I'll get it done Me : Thanks btw I'm really hungry do you know a good sandwich place around here? Soni : You're not going to believe this
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@king26_sk
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1 year
me and my dual degree just noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any job opportunities
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@king26_sk
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4 months
Booked an Uber in Mumbai and this guy showed up wtf do I do
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@king26_sk
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10 months
unfollowing everyone who's going to a diwali party i thought we were in this together
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@king26_sk
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28 days
only doing incredibly well in an exam can fix me
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@king26_sk
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2 years
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@king26_sk
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3 months
and for my next trick, I will accept it for what it is
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@king26_sk
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1 year
@EPM106 should have been at least 800M+ but they botched the release date so badly
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@king26_sk
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3 years
Just got the biggest dose of imposter syndrome after talking to a first year who founded a startup, published a research paper and did a legit internship. Before coming to college.
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@king26_sk
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2 years
students who work for fests need to get paid
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@king26_sk
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1 month
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of an engineering degree, must be in want of an MBA degree
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@king26_sk
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1 year
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my resume, so hire me maybe
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@king26_sk
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3 years
the bits hoodie stays ON during sex
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@king26_sk
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9 months
I think the secret is to keep giving exams at a high enough frequency so that you forget about your core problems
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@king26_sk
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2 years
one academically successful semester can fix me
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@king26_sk
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2 months
@mainepucha most expensive netflix subscription ever
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@king26_sk
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1 month
this is like if they changed the constitution to allow barack obama to run for a 3rd term but he decides to do it as a republican
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@king26_sk
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2 years
@BillyM2k reminded me of this
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@king26_sk
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6 months
happy 4 year anniversary to the day we all left campus for 15 days and came back after 1.5 years
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@king26_sk
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7 months
don't let having a job stop you from feeling jobless
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@king26_sk
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8 months
if the world was ending you'd come over and attend this pre placement talk right
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@king26_sk
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3 years
Startup folks should hire me as an external consultant. I will create new problems which can then be solved with their products.
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@king26_sk
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7 months
whoever rebranded daydreaming to manifestation must have put some serious thought into it
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@king26_sk
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2 months
excited for oscar-winning mighty raju biopic
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Timothee Chalmet reveals new bald look to "mixed " reactions
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@king26_sk
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1 year
guys I think I downloaded the wrong John Wick
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@king26_sk
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2 years
stoner techbros be like hash include
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@king26_sk
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3 years
the dualite urge to drop both your degrees
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@king26_sk
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11 days
double-texting? I'm doing 10 triple doubles every night bro I'm getting seen-zoned on 4 different groups at the same time I'm the lebron james of lowest reply times I'm doing it on all available platforms I'm talking sms gpay and google forms bro
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@king26_sk
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1 year
it takes a lot of courage to be the first person to leave an exam room
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@king26_sk
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2 years
me and who
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@king26_sk
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jaldi uth kar bhi late hone wale ko baazigar kehte hai
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@king26_sk
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2 years
It's tragic. With $44 billion, Elon Musk could have paid the entire college fees for at least 420 BITSians and then have $0 left. Why are we not talking about this
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@king26_sk
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2 years
if you aren't happy at av-20, you won't be happy at av+20. happiness comes from delusion and not academic success
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@king26_sk
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8 months
you either wake up a hero at 7am or miss your alarms and wake up a villain at 11am
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@king26_sk
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2 years
in light of recent events, DLE has announced that they will not be inviting Kanye West for Oasis '22
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@king26_sk
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6 months
hey there, sharing this email template that you can use to ask professors for a research project. cfbr. hope this helps!
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@king26_sk bhaiya how to get sop when you hate studies, orientations and projects
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@king26_sk
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2 years
when you have to fight crime but it's cold outside
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@king26_sk
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9 months
do not be sad that it ended, be happy that you didn't learn anything from it and therefore it will happen again
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@king26_sk
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2 years
man's playing both sides
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@king26_sk
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1 year
my academic downfall era will end only because my academic era is about to end
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@king26_sk
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2 years
Watched a one-hour lecture recording, so I will reward myself with a 3-hour movie.
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@king26_sk
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7 months
you're never really prepared to explain what a situationship is to your dad
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@king26_sk
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2 years
@epc_bitspilani I hope that they apologize for the lamba delay
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@king26_sk
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2 years
if everyone could just stop starting new positions on LinkedIn then that would be great
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@king26_sk
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20 days
i'd be unstoppable if i could focus on multiple things at once. maybe just two. even one is fine really
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@king26_sk
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2 months
going on a digital detox (uninstalled microsoft teams, outlook, authenticator, slack)
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@king26_sk
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2 years
first compre to trial ball hoti hai
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@king26_sk
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1 year
Just gave the last paper of my college life
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2 years
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@king26_sk
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3 years
once I develop "structured thinking" and "problem-solving skills", it's over for you bitches
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@king26_sk
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4 months
@latinarvkr dua if you see this I'm 6ft tall
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2 years
Concept Art for GTA Pilani
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@king26_sk
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1 month
that gap in my resume is from when I was typing up this resume. yeah it did take that long. have you seen the spacing on this mf
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@king26_sk
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2 years
there needs to be a cool-down period after fests before professors can start taking tests
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@king26_sk
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3 months
sachhi ghatnao par aadharit
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@king26_sk
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23 days
every time someone likes my tweet i say a silent thank you to them
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@king26_sk
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2 years
mfs start studying finance courses and then be like "yeah my cg will drop by 500 basis points this sem"
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@king26_sk
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3 years
LinkedIn should be blocked on BITS Wi-Fi
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@king26_sk
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7 months
liking my own messages on whatsapp because I be saying some real shit
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@king26_sk
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2 years
in my dark academia era (bijli chali gayi college me)
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@king26_sk
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1 year
elon musk has taken it upon himself to cure my twitter addiction by simply shutting down the app
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1 year
@dril first guy to pay $8 to NOT get a checkmark
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@king26_sk
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8 months
ever since I was a little boy all I've wanted to do is to become an analyst
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@king26_sk
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3 years
nice iit degree bro lekin mai to omelette khaunga
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@king26_sk
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1 year
hum course drop kar chuke sanam
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@king26_sk
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biden stepping down reminds me of how i should have stepped up when things were going down. u dont have to respond just want u to know that. say hi to mom for me
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@king26_sk
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3 years
I would have studied my courses if I didn't have to
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3 years
every sem can be a psenti-sem if you're thinking of dropping out all the time
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2 years
the intimacy of following someone on spotify
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1 year
who called it sugar baby and not financed minor
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2 years
how do accountants still have jobs now that splitwise exists
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@king26_sk
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1 year
@shibhhuu nahi hai bhai underrated sabko pata hai
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@king26_sk
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2 years
men have only one coping mechanism for everything and it's called going to the gym
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@king26_sk
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3 years
Indian people in the blockchain world are DeSi
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2 years
who called it maternity leave and not offspring break
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@king26_sk
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friendship band? nahi bhai allowed hai
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@king26_sk
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1 year
Gmail can't figure out that I want to write "Madam" and assumed that I can only be referring to the Madagascar Team, obviously
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@king26_sk
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6 months
dune 2? yeah bro I'm dune 2 degrees at once
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@king26_sk
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3 years
Just roasted someone in an elevator. It was insulting on so many levels.
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@king26_sk
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8 months
u know a mf had a bad year when his end of year post on instagram is just landscapes and stuff
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@king26_sk
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2 years
I miss being prepared for tests.
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@king26_sk
Soham
1 year
Shahi Tukda at the mess isn't just some dessert, it’s a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to live, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves, it’s art, it's a hug from a loved one, it's everything you ever wanted
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@king26_sk
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1 year
placement unit agar job ke saath ek zindagi ka purpose bhi dede to bohot meherbaani hogi
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@king26_sk
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2 years
every first year sounds like an NPC
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@king26_sk
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1 year
about to do a face reveal to my sop prof soon, wish me luck
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