your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

📍Indiranagar

RT @h3xenbrenner2: (coach sponging down a boxer in the middle of the world heavyweight title fight) why is that guy hitting you

are you all seeing this???? this is why he's the greatest

RT @wiesburden: my milchik brings all the boys to the severed floor

many times at KG mess too for that matter. good meals, all of them

RT @clonehumor:

questions to ask if the convo dies - enough about me, let's talk about you. what do you think about me?

@fast_nd_curious that's when the fun and games begin

What's that bias called which is like "I don't have any biases"? I have that one. Which would be true if not for the fact that I don't have any biases

RT @phokarlsson: "a blog is a tiny internet house where . . . everything you think is funny is funny"

kya aap authenticator app se tez hai

mom can you pls pick me up they're enriching my gorilla glass with onion extracts

@singh__medhavi 😭😭😭😭

RT @DylanoA4: what's wrong bro you've hardly touched your hero's journey

@WhysBlud crying

@keylimepie2000 not as badly as this