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Researcher at The Lace Front Institute of Technology. 72 inches above sea level. Went to medical school for funsies. BEYologist. #Chemist #Zeta #BlackinSTEM ♌️

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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 years
"This black body of mine cannot be furtive. It prevents me from blending in. I cannot observe without being observed."
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I'm never deleting this app.
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Not Maya Harris' husband in the comments!
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@IpheliaPaine
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3 years
*screams*
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 months
They knew better than to get Gatorade on Dawn's good Gucci.
@GamecockWBB
South Carolina Women's Basketball
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HOW BOUT A CONFETTI BATH 🎉
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
LOOK AT MS. CICELY TYSON'S WIG. BABBBBBYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Andrea Mandell
5 years
Denzel in the house! Julia Roberts is at his head table, along with Cicely Tyson and Spike Lee #AFILife
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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Yall, help. This app is hell.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
And just like that, all of your grandma's recipes come into fruition.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
Me, stepping into my 2019 blessings.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 years
DID SHE JUST MAKE THIS WHOLE ALBUM TO TROLL US WITH TIFFANY ADS?!?!?!
@parkwood
Parkwood Entertainment
2 years
Beyoncé for Tiffany & Co. #LOSEYOURSELFINLOVE
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 years
Ms Tina confirming the facts. I stan a legend. #Beychella #Beyonce
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@IpheliaPaine
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3 years
I don't have shit to promote but as a scientist, I'm gonna tell yall to get vaccinated.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 months
According to Rolling Stone and Mack’s death certificate, the cause of his death was related to HIV/AIDS and he “refused to seek treatment.” The outlet noted that it was Mack’s family who “honored his wishes and repeated his assertion that he had congestive heart failure.” JFC
@VibeMagazine
VIBE Magazine
2 months
Craig Mack’s Cause Of Death Wasn’t Congestive Heart Failure, Report Says
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Live footage of me paying the minimum payment on my student loans.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 months
Don't touch @BigEllieLiberty 's braid honey. She got it.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 months
*screams* Boo said what she said!
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
So, let me get this right... The WH Staff can't reach, *checks notes* the president in an emergency?!?!?! For three WHOLE hours?!?!
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
4 years
Trump’s “white power” retweet reportedly stayed up for hours because his aides couldn’t reach him while he was at his golf club
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
Come THROUGH Belcalis.
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4 years
@arieella_ And she responds... Like...
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
@crissles Had the cure in her hand and was like nahhh lemme see what these potato-laced socks do.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
@crissles Came through with an appropriate drag!
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
@Polowavyy2 @AmeriKraut Listen. I got this dress off Shein and I've been SOLD ever since.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@crissles Listen, and I'm nearly 6 feet tall. And she treats me so well. I just tried to channel whatever Niecy Nash put in her greens.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
Me, walking down the street right now listening to Teyana Taylor × WTP
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
The internet is a wonderfully horrible place. 😂😂😂😂
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
10 years
Woolite...you chose a lovely chocolate sister for this but the tag line is "For the love of darks?" Umm. http://t.co/YXvwAdVFOy
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
@crissles Also the dude who wrote that thinkpiece on, "Where are the Condoms on Insecure?"
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
@NotBisut @thebaddiegalore Not him slapping that tacky logo on this and selling it.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
Sometimes, it be your own patriarchy.
@NaijaFlyingDr
Dr Ola Brown
6 years
Finding a wife in China is extremely difficult for men as there are nearly 35 million more men than women. Learn how they are improving their chances
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
Went out with my boo last night. Wore almost 4 in heels and I was still the short one.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Here is a link for purchase. Mini Stainless Steel Measuring Spoons Set
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Imagine ending up on CNN for this. Ew. Face should sue Teddy for this.
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@IpheliaPaine
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Rolling Stone did an article last week on him and the doomsday community he was involved in. The community was part of the blame for him not seeking treatment.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
A mass casualty event and not a blip on the national radar. A teenaged boy died and other teenagers shot. Like...what?!?!
@baltimoresun
The Baltimore Sun
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Updated: A 13-year-old boy was fatally shot and several others – four children and a 19-year-old man – were injured during a shooting at a Rosedale shopping center, Baltimore County police said Sunday.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@chocbrownie21 Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
...nah that was his going away party.
@TMZ
TMZ
5 years
Tom Steyer brought Juvenile to South Carolina in a last-ditch effort to appeal to black voters.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Also how I imagine Queen Latifah showing up to my house when I text her at 3 AM.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
8 years
Ellen standing there with $40 bucks is me.
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@IpheliaPaine
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5 years
I like a Jacquees song. I need to talk to my therapist about this...this change of life.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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Keith Lee gave them very constructive feedback and they still ain't get it.
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@thelettrk
META K 👾
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Not the restaurant outted themselves 😭😭😭 I’m holleringgggg
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@IpheliaPaine
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3 years
Oh she getting tour ready. Let me do the same.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Megan Rapinoe really out here determined to make us stan. Okay then.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
My homosexuality.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
If you say his name in Popeyes, there isn't a wait on spicy.
@CerromeRussell
MonsterKing
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Anthony Hamilton will go down as one of the greats
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 years
@jimsciutto @jeffzeleny I don't like Nikki Haley but...
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
@crissles YES. Made a whole career of it and following on here.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
That's why it was leaked then. Someone had it internally and smelled a cover up.
@Yamiche
Yamiche Alcindor
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. @MeritLaw said public outcry led to the arrests in the killing of Ahmaud Arbery. "I don’t think there would have been an arrest if there wasn’t outcry," he said. "The video was already in the hands of investigators...Those who raised their voices...That was the turning point."
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
@crissles I YELLED. When she said the part about Sunkist expecting people to round his words up to the nearest understanding. 🥴😂
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
9 years
She might as well add 'fired by Black Twitter' on her resume.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
Spoiler alert -- they don't.
@Rude_Astrology
Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has.
3 years
this is not a food joke before Taurus get all like "we have other traits"
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
8 months
@crissles Now you know our good sister does not wear clothes out the women's section. 😏
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 years
IT MEANS THEM LOANS IS THE LORD'S!
@NBCNews
NBC News
2 years
Supreme Court likely to rule that Biden student loan plan is illegal, experts say. Here’s what that means for borrowers. - @CNBC
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
I just wanna buy cute shoes that I'm not gonna wear this year. This is the struggle of having a size 12 foot.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
@crissles Okay?! I hear her singing, "get it together bitch," in my head and then Pick Up Your feelings starts right after. Whew gawd.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 years
@CerromeRussell I'm about as straight as a circle but MM scenes are sooooo believable. Unlike woman + woman. Some of those chicks look like they trying to hail a cab but calling it foreplay.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@theferocity The money is getting cut off.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
1 year
And it continued the entire show! Gagged.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
. @rgay is shaking the table tonight!!!
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
The alarming accuracy.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
Good afternoon dolls, got accepted into my doctoral program at [redacted] medical school.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
🗣no more broke dck!!!
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
3 years
it was a lot going on last night on CNN
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
ABSURD. ABSURD. WTF. WTF. WTF. Hogan had to HIDE the shipment of test kits from the Federal government. Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan said his state's National Guard is watching thousands of COVID-19 tests his state bought from South Korea.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
2021 Dating Mood
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
To be fair you can do it ONCE. Then natural selection enters the chat.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 years
@pettyblackboy She been reading our tweets.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Tonight's conversation with my Nana: "My kids call me all day long. I know they are retired but I wish they would get a hobby and leave me alone. I mean I have a life too, I'm 83." Me:
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
@Luvvie Prince gave him his songs to sing. Nope. Nope. Nope.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
@thebaddiegalore She probably take that wig off and go to worrrrkkkk.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
The way Issa is glowing. Stunning. 😍
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@crissles She really could have taken the time with her pointer finger to reread what she said... But nope, she really wanted to let everyone know she was in the kindergarten reading group at age 9.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
My then boss hired a girl that worked at Sheetz who never completed college to work on my CHEMICAL defense team. I trained her. I had stellar performance reviews. She got promoted over me for reasons unknown. And yes, she was. I left the company shortly thereafter.
@ReaganGomez
Reagan Gomez
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Report: Black women less likely to be promoted, supported by their managers | PBS NewsHour
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Somebody on here said they were short stud/tall femme goals and I can't unsee it.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
@Luvvie This ain't a take.
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@crissles Smh @ the responses...But on another note, I didn't realize I/we were so starved to see relationships/interactions like this on TV. My heart is so full.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
9 months
The way this could be about Bey or Meg.
@solomonmissouri
Hi I’m Solomon
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That lady from Houston the best rapper in America
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
Rachel @Maddow is on and letting you nig nogs know why she has covered the Russia story for so long. Even when people ridiculed her. Because of today. STUNT SIS.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
WELL FIRST THE FUCK OF ALL.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
To be placed securely in the glove compartment.
@malcolmpyeung
your favorite dad
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The African American urge to take a handful of napkins for no reason.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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I can tell you got your science tests handed back to you face down.
@Bignole936
N*****damus
1 year
Why can’t the people in the sub just open the hatch and swim to the surface?….
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
The 2020 Congressional Bawwwwwwllll! Whew, the internet is forever undefeated.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
7 years
Watching these #BourbonBallNYC pics like...
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
A MOMENT.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 years
This is every thing to my BLACK ASS, QUEER ASS HEART @TEYANATAYLOR . WTP is forever one of my centering prayers.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 months
@ZeeNTheCity The people in different reading groups are showing out today!
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 years
@__aarum Lord, let these tweets be a sign of help because she's been hacked. 🥴
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
Doctorate program starts on Monday. Wow.
@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Bought 4 degree frames but I only have three degrees in my hand. I'm claiming this doctorate.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
My 40th birthday LEWK.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@ReaganGomez He's still with us?
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
6 months
Look what could happen if yall put the podcast mics down!
@MissSassbox
Sassington, M.C.
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if I saw this, I'd hire the whole firm just off the strength of this right here.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
1 year
The other day she said, "I'm not Queen Latifah but I am Living Single." I FELL OUT.
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
3 years
Suddenly, I'm no longer lactose intolerant!
@SAUEBLACKFOODIE
Black Foodies
3 years
Black Woman-Owned Ice Cream Brand Sold at Target!!! 🍨 Via TikTok: targetwhileblack
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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"I ain't going out like no bitch." -Winter
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@naima
Naima Cochrane
4 years
Which kind of Black laugher are you?
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
Also.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
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@TheFireNexTime Because it absolutely did not have to be this way!
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
2 years
Queen Latifah's silk press is the backbone of our community!
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
@crissles SO MUCH BETTER. It breaks my heart.
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Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
5 years
@ZeeNTheCity I feel like he is one of those dudes that get on here and say they can't date Black women. Whewwwwww
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@IpheliaPaine
Dr. Labcoat Lesbian
4 years
...yes.
@a_briae
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4 years
My therapist just told me she thinks DMX died from the covid vaccine. I gotta fire her. Don’t I?
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