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@IowaZach

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Husband and father - #WhiteSox #Hawkeyes #49ers #Lakers - Iowa Native - Proud member of Iowa AMVETS Riders, Post 82

Hudson, IA
Joined June 2011
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@IowaZach
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3 years
We’d rather you be there too dipshit. 🙄
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Omg. I’m in a neighborhood FILLED with Cubs fans. Decided before the game I’d light a bottle rocket off for every run we score. My neighbors fucking HATE me right now 🤣🤣🤣 #WhiteSox
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@IowaZach
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3 years
😂😂😂 yes!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Waited all morning for this version! ❤️
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@IowaZach
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6 years
Spent the entire #LSUvsMIA game repeating “Coach O! Down in the bayou” over and over 🙄 thanks @PardonMyTake
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@IowaZach
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5 years
I’m dying 😂😂 Told my sister-in-law I had a “great new Liqueur for her to try” #Malort
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Here’s a first. Sucked into “professional” Ultimate Frisbee on a Sunday morning! Honestly, this is awesome.
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@IowaZach
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3 years
PSA: My wife and I attended a wedding recently. I wore a new shirt that I was pumped about- Blue with pineapple print! During the night I was informed by MANY people that there is a secret meaning I was COMPLETELY unaware of. Am I alone in my ignorance? Is this common knowledge?
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@IowaZach
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8 years
My @whitesox opening day outfit has arrived!! Do it big @TimAnderson7 !
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Finally had a chance today to get away for a bit and celebrate 7 years of marital bliss with this beauty! ❤️❤️❤️
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@IowaZach
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3 years
I’ve tried not to be too bitter about this. But can’t help it. This is as of 6:00 am the morning of the #FieldOfDreamsGame . I hope every one of these greedy A-holes gets stuck eating the cost for a game they won’t attend.
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@IowaZach
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3 years
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@IowaZach
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4 years
@BearsFanatico94 @CBSSports @SenorSox @Angel121695 @BarberSox @D_Rey26 @josay79 My favorite.. “no flu game, you’re going to have to find another way to become GOAT” 😂😂
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Been waiting a while to post this one!! Simple, beautiful, delicious. The Mint Julep #KentuckyDerby2020
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@IowaZach
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4 years
My best buddy turns 4 today! Amazing how the time flies! Happy birthday Grahamcracker!! 🥳
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@IowaZach
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3 years
One of good friends, who happens to be a Yankees fan 🙄... fancies himself a comedian. Well played my friend... it’s on now!! #ThisMeansWar #WhiteSox
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@IowaZach
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3 years
. @MrDelicious13 pitches for the Jays?!??
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@IowaZach
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3 years
That classic ballpark burn 🔥😂 Not going to lie... hurts like a mofo!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
A THREAD: warning, somewhat graphic. Sure, I roll my eyes at it sometimes, but in the end one of the things I love most about my wife is her compassion for all animals, even those most of us would disregard. 1/7
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@IowaZach
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3 years
A local woman in Waterloo, IA with a Cajun background started selling these Seafood Boils out of her home. Skeptical at first, the wife and I tried them.... Oh. My. Gawd. Cannot tell you how delicious this was. 🤤
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Awesome night with my baby girl! ♥️♥️♥️ #DaddyDaughterDance
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Black out from home. This feeing… the nerves… the EXCITEMENT. It’s on another level man. It’s win or go home. Live or die tonight. Let’s change this mother fucking game. LETS GO!!!! #WHITESOX #CHANGETHEGAME
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@IowaZach
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3 years
I fucking love these people!
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Who needs porn? This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen! 😍
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@IowaZach
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4 years
This chick (my beautiful wife) might be crazy and there’s a chance quarantine boredom is getting to her head. She challenged me to a beer for beer night. She might die... I might feel bad... but it’ll be good content. Updates throughout the night. We’ve both had 5 so far. #108ing
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@IowaZach
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4 years
The @GooseIsland #SoxGoldenAle box was too beautiful to throw away... so I repurposed it!
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@IowaZach
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4 years
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Today is going to be a GREAT day. For my birthday the wife and I are taking a North Central Iowa Beer tour. 3 breweries, 1 tap house, 200 miles! Follow this thread for updates throughout the day, and my timeline for which beers I’m drinking! Wish us luck!
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Sleeping off hangovers is a luxury not enjoyed by people with 4 year olds. I’m not sure what I’d do without #Pedialyte
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@IowaZach
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3 years
We out here!!! LFG! #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Would I have done this for these rodents?? Hell no. But that’s the difference between us I guess, And it’s one that deep down… I absolutely love. You do have to admit, they are *kinda* cute… in a disgusting rat-like way 🤷‍♂️ 7/7
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@IowaZach
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3 years
I’ve reached PRIME adulthood. My nightmares are no longer about cool things like getting murdered. Now they consist of catastrophic water leaks in my home.
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@IowaZach
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3 years
It’s chili season! 🤤
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Oh my god. It just hit me!! Jim Margulus is Eminem!!! #108Fest
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Anniversary #108ing with this babe! 6 years of marital bliss and counting!!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
I’m not usually a spontaneous person. But mom and Sissy are away today so the boys were looking for something to do. Last-minute trip to see the #Hawkeyes sounds like a good idea!! It’ll be his very first game, so we’ll see how it goes! #GoldGame 💛💛💛
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@IowaZach
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3 years
I will never know what a god damn balk is. NEVER.
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Getting out for some drinks before the game!! Been too damn long! #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Said I never would, but I joined the Yeti community (starting small). This sticker went too well with the color scheme to NOT put it in there! #108ing
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@IowaZach
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3 years
There are very few things more “zen” than an early morning 🏌️ round. The perfect way to start a day! Happy Friday fam! @OnTapGolf
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3 years
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Big day in the IowaZach household. We brought this beautiful girl to her furever home. #AdoptDontShop
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@IowaZach
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3 years
There has never been a better representation of a generational gap 😂😂. The was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!! #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow #PepsiHalftime
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@IowaZach
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5 years
This bars always open. #108ing
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@IowaZach
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3 years
This is crazy. 1k is a milestone I never even considered when I fired back up this app a few short years ago. I was simply looking for somewhere to interact with other #WhiteSox fans, but ended up part of THIS community, making actual, real friends. Much love fam! 🙏 #1KFollowers
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@IowaZach
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3 years
I can die now… THIS is my social media high point!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
The only non-49ers NFL jersey I own… and for good reason ( @JerryRice )! I’ve been all #RaiderNation tonight! Time for a comeback!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Let’s all agree the next #FieldOfDreamsGame needs to be on a Friday… 🥴
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3 years
One of my wife’s hobbies is critiquing and rating @OzzieGuillen ’s suits. For the record She approves of tonight’s.
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3 years
Nerves on 🔥 all day long, but it’s almost time!! #Hawkeyes 🖤💛🖤💛
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3 years
Let’s go!! #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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3 years
No stoppin’!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Woke up this morning realizing I’ll be making my return to this magical place in less than three days!!! #WhiteSox
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3 years
#PoolSeason is in FULL swing!! #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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4 years
It’s finally here! Play-In day of the #108Tourney . When the polls drop today, make sure to vote for the only guy who can stand toe to toe with @SumerOfGeorge ... that’s ME #VoteIowaZach
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Having a “mama’s boy” can honestly be frustrating at times. When he constantly wants his mommy over me, it can be troubling. But then I step back and think how much I’d rather have him be like her instead of me... and it makes me smile. Love your mommy boy, she’s a rockstar!
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3 years
We out here!!! Look for the flag! #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Listen... it’s ok to eat an entire block of cream cheese straight. As long as you put some hot jelly on it and use crackers!!
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3 years
If I never do anything else in life.... I want to achieve this level of flow. My gawd 😍⁦ @kdgg09
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Restocking the bar is always hard on the wallet, but boy is it good for the soul! More than ready for a long weekend!
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@IowaZach
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4 years
I thought I knew what anxiety was... then I woke up the morning of “vasectomy day”. Luckily I’ve got comedians in the family to lighten the mood. Pray for the boys! 🙏
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@IowaZach
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3 years
My daughter made sure I was #4thofJuly ready! #GirlDad
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Our much needed vacation has begun!
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4 years
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@IowaZach
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4 years
The wife just ordered a GALLON of Wine Slushy for tonight... haven’t been wine drunk in years but it’s gonna happen folks. I’m having pre #108ing anxiety. Pray for me.
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@IowaZach
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3 years
It has begun! ☀️🌴 #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours! 🦃 🍁🍁 Mamosas to start the day in our house! 🥂
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Solid year! Great costumes and a hellacious haul of candy!! Happy Halloween fam!
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3 years
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Now that’s an #OpeningDay meal!!
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@IowaZach
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2 years
New rule… if you’re ordering 6 FULL meals from Dairy Queen, maybe just go in 🤷‍♂️. I just want a blizzard here Karen!!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
In the end, this is on the @MLB , who failed mightily by not making these tickets non-transferable. Alright, I’m done complaining. Enjoy the game folks!! #ChangeTheGame
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@IowaZach
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3 years
The Mecca! We have arrived!!! #Hawkeyes 🖤💛🖤💛
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Sucks not to be there in person, but I’m with my brothers in spirit today!! Have a blast fam! Go Sox!! #CrackUm 🍻 #LotB #ChangeTheGame
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@IowaZach
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2 years
Obligatory #WhiteSox #OpeningDay selfie. It begins today!! #ChangeTheGame
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@IowaZach
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4 years
So... what do we do now?
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@IowaZach
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4 years
Absolute nightmare to put together... but well worth it!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Has anyone ever missed half the season then won MVP??
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Friday mood! #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
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4 years
When they tell you time flys... listen! 😢 Happy 7th birthday to this princess!
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@IowaZach
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3 years
NWI Steve sighting! 👀 #CrackUm
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@IowaZach
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2 years
@Ecnerwal23 @SiempreElReyes Come on Herb, you know context is everything. Here’s the actual Clark video instead of a screen grab. She didn’t chase her opponent around the court doing it in their face for a full minute. Don’t make this something it’s not.
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@IowaZach
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4 years
“I thought we’d get to see forever... but forever’s gone away” #WhiteSox
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Incredible, simply incredible. This team had VERY few expectations with all they lost after last season, yet here we are!! BIG. TEN. CHAMPS baby!!! So fucking sweet!! #Hawkeyes 🖤💛🖤💛
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3 years
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3 years
So many real fans would’ve killed for this opportunity, yet they were shafted by these people who could give two shits about the game. I guess I can’t fault people for trying to make a buck, but this ruined the spirit of this game.
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@IowaZach
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2 years
Win by a lot… win by a little… a wins a win! In Heaven There is No Beer!! #Hawkeyes #HawksWin 💛🖤💛🖤
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@IowaZach
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4 years
#Parenting in a picture!
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@IowaZach
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5 years
Sports betting became legal in Iowa today, so I decided to drop my entire $3.60 Bovada bankroll on the @49ers to win the Super Bowl. The payout... $108. This feels like a sign. #108ing
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@IowaZach
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5 years
Basically a 20 min Eargasm on @PardonMyTake today. GOAT interview with the GOAT @JerryRice . 🐐 🐐
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@IowaZach
Iowa Zach
4 years
Has anyone ever looked more different than their voice sounds than Jim Margulus ( @SoxMachine )?? 😂 Love you Jim!! #108Fest
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@IowaZach
Iowa Zach
3 years
Iowa’s beer, Iowa’s field, and I don’t care what you say… IOWA’S team!! This is a beautiful day. #CrackUm 🍻 #FieldOfDreamsGame 🌽 ⚾️ #ChangeTheGame
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@IowaZach
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3 years
Still a bit foggy this morning but SO worth it. Finally got to watch a game and #CrackUm 🍻 with BOTH of these legends last night! Good times!
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@IowaZach
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4 years
The better team won. These Hawkeyes were ready for this team. Congrats to my friends in #IlliniNation . I’ll be rooting for you tomorrow.
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@IowaZach
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4 years
A poll…. Before that commercial how many of you would’ve known the name of the group who sang “Whoop There It Is”???
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@IowaZach
Iowa Zach
3 years
A long day calls for a long beer. Needed this 25 oz Corn Silo something fierce 🌽 #CrackUm 🍻
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@IowaZach
Iowa Zach
4 years
Well, @IowaZach2 was short lived. Whatever Twitter screwed up seems to be corrected. I’m back... again 🤷‍♂️
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@IowaZach
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5 years
Work in the morning but sports are cancelled and the world is ending so fuck it. #108ing
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@IowaZach
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2 years
This is a BIG deal around here. So freaking cool!! #ForTheFarmers 🌽 #Iowa #Buuuusch #CrackUm #JohnDeere
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@IowaZach
Iowa Zach
4 years
My wife is KILLING this Charcuterie game!! 😍😍
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