Ash 🇿🇼
@Inverted10Role
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Just use this to talk to myself ngl
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Joined October 2021
If I didn’t know any black girls outside of Twitter I would have turned into the Next Uncle ruckus by now.
Men with no tats really make my stomach hurt.
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Anyone else noticed that were only able to do this when Carney is playing lol.
This is how to beat a low block. I've been waiting for this all season
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This Leao brudda kills me man. Why’s he always smiling like that😭😭
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For the people who disrespect Hazard on a daily basis, look how respected he is by your favourite player
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@registarodri @cfcR_J Ironic considering we’ve got an astromically lower wage bill than you.
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This guy is not funny. Not even on some hating shit he’s just not funny but he’s a brother so I hope he keeps doing his ting well.
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Madueke is not good man. He dribbles like he has Okra soup in his boots.
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In 2022 Neymar has 38g/a in 28 games by the way. Comfortably the best player in the world.
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He died watching Poch ball. It’s a cruel world man💔💔.
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@itsSaaaaaad @joshpearson180 @xGPhilosophy My team has not won a game In god knows how long. Of course I am.
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@utd_ks10 @FormulaAnon Huh? How u putting Lewis there when he’s the worst car out of the top 3.
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Tuchels gegenpressing blues might be back
Romelu Lukaku has told Inter Milan he’s willing to rejoin them for around £125,000 a week which would be a massive wage cut, Todd Boehly and Behdad Egbhali are in London this week for meetings. ( @Matt_Barlow_DM 🥇 ).
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@_Ferranismo11 @TrujistaSancho What are you on about, he was at one point top 3 players in the world?💀.
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@CFCMod_ That’s actually mad. People gonna come at you thinking it’s slander but it’s kova prop. That’s crazy.
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@PepOfTheShadows @lutionmaniac This kaido design kills me because he looked nothing like that when we got to him sksksks.
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Underdog trope against 10th place managed by Poch Chelsea
Trent and Szoboszlai out. If we win the final and are still top in a month's time we've had a miracle.
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@osowxvyy Most of them apart from the best 4. Some clubs are just good in Europe compared to league/vice versa and that’s a fact.
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@yallshuttfup @hard8_times Difference is she’s a celebrity and their not so this argument is stupid. I expect nothing less from that side of Twitter tho.
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“Haji Wright” “Ellis Simms” genuinely laughed irl
“Haji Wright” “Ellis Simms” genuinely laughed irl.
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Me making tweets about Lizzie so I get deported before WW3
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“Money Mase” and “Donkey Vertz” both gone within a week for £120 million of the queens finest British pounds
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Aguero not even mentioend once
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Players who try that nonchalant gimmick when they score<<<<.If you score a game winner I expect you run into the stands hugging the fans and ripping your shirt off, not trying to act cold for an Insta post kmt. Declan rice a good example of how you do it.
2-1 Arsenal. DECLAN RICE HAS WON IT FOR ARSENAL !!!!!!!! THE MOST HORRIBLE SCRIPT FOR MANCHESTER UNITED HAS COME TRUE !!!!!
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