@jimcramer
Tell us what happened to the 2 private funds you were running before joining CNBC where you could lose people infinite money and still have a job?
@iamharaldur
@elonmusk
My man, I thought this was a parody account.
You actually didn’t show up to work for months, had no access to laptop, had no work done and communication with twitter and are now asking to get paid? 😭🤦♂️
Proof that 90% of tech workforce are useless and produce nothing.
@SenWarren
When you were younger you were getting 15% interest on your savings.
Thanks to the boomer generation who destroyed the dollar and this country, now we get 0.01% interest on our savings and we losing 6.8% a year to inflation.
DeFi was created by the “people” to fix this.
Carl Icahn on the 62’ crash “After that I never played the market again. Literally, I went to work”
20% down on the $SPX from here and many FinTwit people will fill those job openings real quick and the FED won’t have to worry about the maximum employment.
$NDX $ND
@Breaking911
“Inflation Reduction Act”
A $700B spending bill that does the opposite of reducing inflation 🤦♂️
Imagine being in that crowd and listening to this.
@POTUS
Debt up, wages have been stagnant for decades (inflation adjusted), jobs less than precovid, top 1% up, inflation up, Nancy Pelosi’s and Jerome Powell’s portfolios also up on insider trading.
Fuck the Government and Fuck the Federal Reserve.
They just passed a thousand page spending bill that was handed to these corrupt puppets to sign in less than 24hrs.
We need a reset.
@PeterSchiff
@elonmusk
Yes yes yes, pivot and QE, we’ve heard it all.
Nothing will happen, rates will stay at 4% until everyone has capitulated and then we all return to precovid normality.
Deflation is what we need. I don’t want to be paying $6 for a latte.
@POTUS
“Reversing this trend is a top priority”
Also Biden: We have to spend money to reduce inflation.
This is what happens when JPMorgan is your economic advisor who’s in the business of making money only when government prints more money they don’t have.
@SpeakerPelosi
You built a net worth of $300M on insider trading by breaking the law using your deadbeat husband.
If you haven’t been in jail then no one should and every prisoner should be released immediately.
“Mortgage rates could drop to 4.5% next year”…implying the 30yr yield would go under ~1.75%.
This man is a moron and that’s why JPM gave him the boot after 2008 fiasco.
@POTUS
Wow.
We have reached a new level of propaganda.
It has nothing to do with infrastructure package, 3.5T budget, or $1,200 checks you sent as soon as you became in charge?
@disclosetv
All this in the same week
@TeamPelosi
made millions front running tech stocks then passed a bill to give those same companies a $52B in taxpayer money for free.
@POTUS
@FallonTonight
We just got the
#inflation
booster up the ass today.
Now we need another job to Nancy can continue to trade stocks while Powell prints more.
Nasdaq could crash 50% tomorrow and still be much higher than Covid lows when FED was doing QE and had 0% rates 😭
That’s how big and ridiculous the 2023 AI bubble is.
$NVDA $AMD $TSLA $AAPL $MSFT
$SPY $QQQ
@SpeakerPelosi
You mean financial security of politicians?
I don’t mind seeing you guys have to find real jobs rather than trade stocks on inside information.
Don’t vote for any politician who votes YES to raising the debt ceiling.
@RepJeffries
Of course it wouldn’t work because the IRS would be abolished and the government can’t steal money from your paycheck automatically right?
Did I get this right?
@AnnLesbyPhD
@libsoftiktok
My research consists of figuring out what is the spacing and span length of bridge beams that need to handle X loads.
You research consists of gender studies for made up issues of mentality confused folks.
We are not the same.
@anothercohen
The last 24 hours has been a good reminder that we live in corporate socialism where millionaires and billionaires produce nothing and rely of government bailouts and printing.
Bernie Madoff swindled investors out of more than $50B which took over two decades.
Jim Cramer has recommended 3 stocks $FRC $SIVB $SBNY which have lost more than $50B in market cap within a 72 hour timeframe.
WTF is happening? 2023 will be a year to remember.
If you’re part of the 99.9% income bracket in America, you should frame this picture immediately and hang it above the fireplace because he’s the only one left fighting for you.
Unless you’re Elizabeth Warren, Bill Ackman, Elon Musk, George Soros and others alike…😆
$AAPL now with a PE higher than 2021 peak mania.
In 2021, their top and bottom lines were soaring due to numerous stimulus checks. Now, they have 3 quarters of negative growth.
Like I said, this is much worse than 2021.
This is not a market.
This is a Ponzi scheme traded by algos with BTFP money from the FED.
Small cap zombie stocks and Nasdaq will probably crash and break 2000 record in drawdowns after elites are done milking pension funds and 401ks.
$IWM $QQQ $RUT $SPY $SPX
@suitedupwook
@michaeljburry
Hey “bro”. Earnings are down and the beats are from lower revised estimates.
Plus the market dropped +20% already from when he turned bearish end of last year?
Why do poors with $260 portfolios hate him? 😆
Chipotle CEO has figured that he can raise prices for poors to infinity to beat earnings and get his options awarded.
A burrito bowl with chips and quac is now $20. They’re now competing with Keens Steakhouse prices...
If you think that’s bullish long term, seek help $CMG
@abc00731
@sophiamzaller
That’s not how it works. If TD or ETrade goes bankrupt your holdings are still held and yours because they’re recorded securities.
Crypto is different where you are the “recorder” and responsible for your own keys. In this case Coinbase has the keys.
@POTUS
Can’t make this stuff up.
This man actually met with Wall Street bankers (while brainwashing the poor as if he’s fighting the rich and Wall Street) to discuss debt ceiling 🤣
After a nap, the
@POTUS
is now meeting with Wall Street banks for advice on
#DebtCeiling
.
JPM: Joe, you know you can just raise rates to pay off debt right? The FED is done buying treasuries and our money is parked with overnight repos collecting 0.05%. Crash it.
$SPY $QQQ
@POTUS
How can you lie so blatantly when real wages are negative? People are in worst shape than they were 2 years ago and having to pay more for food/energy/shelter etc…
You got to be fucking kidding me.
Net inflows negative and Nasdaq $NDX $QQQ up 2%.
How much is
@Citadel
paying you guys at
@SECGov
to keep quiet and they artificially pump prices while exiting?