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@McKMango @catturd2 What time does your shift at Starbucks start tomorrow?
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@3YearLetterman @BetteMidler Coach, Bleat Mittler hasn’t had a hit since “I Will Survive.” She’s no Kris Kross.
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@JohnGalt1st @Mesianicmom @krassenstein Oh sweetie - learn the difference between assessed and market value.
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@__w3b__ @SmellyCat2Sunny @ChrisDJackson Now all of a sudden we have outliers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Valhallasdoor @Bbrewer72 @VincentBatza @3YearLetterman @USABaseball12U @USABaseball Wow! There is no way you’re driving a spiffy Ford Taurus either.
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@3YearLetterman If Sammy Davis Jr. could be Jewish, so could you, Coach.
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@Hilineheme @3YearLetterman “I used to think” That’s a lie, Herbie. Now take a lap…
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@mmpadellan @jack_phileas How many of your kids’ toys did you sell for crack today?
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@ArtCandee @AlexInnovare “Lawyers on retainer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TRHLofficial So you blurred out “eyes,” right?
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@krassenstein @nobodycares1511 When people do “push back” and point out your lies, you run away.
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@saras76 I need to know your 85 other tree ideas though. 🤔
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@sgwilk22 It’s actually much nicer than I expected. It’s not terrible outside.
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@D4RLENEHAZE @3YearLetterman @EdKrassen Desiree, the only weird thing to discuss here is why you don’t own a vintage suit of armor or a @GlobeVintage like Coach. Now take a lap…
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@NQthing2see QBert, Coach has a 104 IQ which is literally 4 points above the max score. When was the last time you received a standing ovation in your letterman jacket? Exactly. Now take a lap…
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@mtomasky What books are “banned”? 🤔
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@Ladylaw31256058 @3YearLetterman @KristiNoem It took you less time to figure out that it was satire than your normal wait time at Beef O’Brady’s. Now take a lap… …and welcome to Coach’s hilarious posts. 😄
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@andreagail_k @AOC @Acyn @RepRaskin @OversightDems @AOC is a prime example of how being educated doesn’t necessarily make one intelligent.
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@sgwilk22 Hmmm…hitting Manhattan?
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@pjampaganza @NewYorkStateAG @NewYorkStateAG still doesn’t understand the difference between assessed and market value. She’s an embarrassment.
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@SarahisCensored @teameffujoe @harryjsisson is hiding behind a lawyer now? He’s a liar who got caught. What is the name of the firm?
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. @Newsweek since you didn't want to publish my statement I guess I'll just post it here!
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@Law814D @3YearLetterman @Simone_Biles Squiggy, do you own a set of gently used encyclopedias and a @GlobeVintage ? Exactly. Now take a lap…
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@Valhallasdoor @Bbrewer72 @VincentBatza @3YearLetterman @USABaseball12U @USABaseball Good old-fashioned Georgia tobacco. Smoking it right now in the stands where Coach is umpiring Little League.
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@PauliticalLeft @JoeyMannarinoUS @garykoepnick Since when is “illegals” a race?
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@JoJoFromJerz @RepSwalwell @caslernoel @SarahisCensored has been calling you out, liar. Of course you blocked her like a coward.
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@LarsJLindahl1 @JoeyMannarinoUS And by “get things done,” you mean Biden soils himself.
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@sgwilk22 You could also go for Smithwick’s or Harp. 😊
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@Ellamadu3 @mmpadellan Define “assault weapons.”
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@DANNYT716 @barstoolsports It would have been the greatest game ever.
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@__w3b__ @SmellyCat2Sunny @ChrisDJackson No, it’s all of a sudden. That’s laughable.
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@sgwilk22 No need to miss Tan Limes though. I saw it this weekend:
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@desertgroipa @3YearLetterman @NickJFuentes Ma’am, your grandfather dying in an unfortunate mess hall incident is hardly honorable. Now take a lap…
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@sgwilk22 You got to the beach that quickly after school? Did you take a rocket ship?
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@taylor1989vers @3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 Look Shiftie, some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this…such as Tyler. Meanwhile, Coach can. He can also win championships. Now take a lap…
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@Ladylaw31256058 @3YearLetterman @KristiNoem When you try to be nice to someone:
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@flgrown82 Look Kristine, I’d bet that you’ve never received a standing ovation at Beef O’Brady’s after winning yet another youth football championship. Now take a lap…
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@countryfirst22 @3YearLetterman @TuckerCarlson Look Manboobs, Coach is a youth football legend and notary public. It is his sworn duty to watch it before getting a standing ovation at Beef O’Brady’s. Now take a lap…
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@xmashaywood @webster_mike @3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 Look Hanukkah Hail, your two hour wait for a table at Beef O’Brady’s can’t hold a candle to Coach’s reserved corner booth. Now take a lap…
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@xmashaywood @webster_mike @3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 It’s not my fault that you would cry after 10 minutes of Oklahoma drills. Now take a lap…
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@sgwilk22 Don’t forget your handbag.
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@Montchelle66_2 @3YearLetterman @LauraLoomer Martin, when was the last time you had a Gatorade bath? Exactly. Now take a lap…
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@ABlackPolitical @mmpadellan People returning to jobs after COVID isn’t creating jobs.
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@cathyob1 @RadioFreeTom @JillDLawrence No books are banned. Buy them yourself if you want.
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@krassenstein @crotweet Nothing he stated suggests that he is angry. What about this though:
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@mmpadellan @JerryOaksmith Your kids remember how pissed they were when you sold their toys for drugs.
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@saras76 @DefiantResista1 I’m going to hell, aren’t I?
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@UncleLonny63 @JoeyMannarinoUS My healthcare costs were a lot lower before Obamacare.
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@QuedBri No bikini today? Don’t say I didn’t warn you about tan lines.
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@stargazer5_7 @mouvement33 Citing popular vote is akin to bragging about scoring the most runs in a World Series while losing four games.
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@AngelaFeth @Xliparoto @kaitlancollins So where is the strong woman?
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@krassenstein @SarahisCensored @EdKrassen Your brother literally runs away when he gets called out.
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@Veganella_ I’m hungry now. I’m going to order a couple dozen wings.
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@mattsimm248 @TristanSnell We’re grateful you’re a Canadian too.
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@LibertyCappy When I see that on a resume, the person is instantly rejected.
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@AngelaFeth @Xliparoto @kaitlancollins So were you born this stupid or is it an acquired trait?
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@sgwilk22 Is the office staff ugly? 🤔
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@chrisdmowrey @SarahisCensored No, she’s just calling out your lying wife.
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@Michell33650674 @DesertDweller08 Then continue looking foolish, sweetie.
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@pr1me21time Gold Bond Powder, Coach has a 104 IQ, literally four points above the max score. When was the last time you got a standing ovation wearing your letterman jacket? Exactly. Now take a lap…
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@MoseyDm @babbles @3YearLetterman @harris_wins Moosehead, Coach peaked in high school and never stopped peaking. Do you own a @GlobeVintage and a set of gently used encyclopedias? Exactly. Now take a lap…
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@MikeSington Why did you delete your post, creeper?
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@krassenstein @MTGrepp “I thought” You’re lying again.
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@PetersJVecrumba @JoeBiden Competition is good.
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@ssj2dan @3YearLetterman @Jeremy_MacKenzi Look Danielle, just because your downfield blocking is atrocious and your waterbed finance rate is over 40%, there is no reason to lash out at Coach. In fact, as a notary public and youth football legend, what you’re doing is illegal. Now take a lap…
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@saras76 I bet he already hedged his shares too.
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@CrazyFenaker @acnewsitics They’re both billionaires. Who are you?
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@kathrynresists @0liviajulianna 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@basedcraven @3YearLetterman Look Raven Moosehead, Larry Dykstra doesn’t own anything. That’s why his waterbed got repoed. Now take a lap…
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@zigster1956 @KellDA He graduated from Wharton and is a billionaire. Who are you again?
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@Kaylan_TX @ericswalwell He’s a billionaire. Who are you?
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@KassiesDad @mmpadellan Define “assault weapons.”
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@ABlackPolitical @mmpadellan Jobs returning after the COVID BS isn’t creating jobs.
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@3YearLetterman @TPostMillennial But Coach, they literally have water in their waterbed!
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@MayoIsSpicyy @JohnathonWillow You don’t think at all, dude.
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@PhotoGuyandSE @Coca44791276 Being educated doesn’t necessarily make one intelligent.
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@3YearLetterman Coach, ease up. I heard his grandfather died at Auschwitz. He broke his neck when he fell out of a guard tower.
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@lencialoo @hobbsguitar @amyklobuchar @TheDemCoalition It sounds like those “discouraged” voters are lazy.
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@TheReelRandom @stuart1234saint Sigh…I feel terrible for your students then.
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@WUTangKids @patdeadphish Cowards block others.
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@Citi Worry about hiring the best people for positions at your bank. Your recruiting is an embarrassment.
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@mmpadellan @WilsonGable “You think” No one will ever accuse you of doing that.
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@CraigRozniecki @JoeyMannarinoUS Wait! There is at least one gun involved in a shooting? No way!
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