Parody Account of Income Tax Department of India. Witty Tweets just for fun and humour. Nothing against any person or institute or org or gov. DM for promo
What is TDS?
Tax deducted by Sitharaman.
What is TCS?
Tax Collected by Sitaraman.
What is EPS?
Earnings paid to Sitaraman.
What is GST?
Goods and Sitharaman Tax.
A notice will be send to all Taxpayer / Auditees who approve the audit report via DSC in less than 60 minutes giving them a reasonable opportunity to explain how they approve the entire Audit report in a few minutes
Notice will send to all where approval is done in < 24 hours
Dear Taxpayers,
We will be always acting as a Ravan for Taxpayers and CAs will be always acting as Ram your Saviour
No regards and regrets,
Your Tax Officer
#Dussehra2022
#Dusshera
In furtherance to ease of doing business in India, Government is considering to allow CMA and CS to do Tax & other audits as per Income Tax Act 1961.
Stakeholders are invited to comment below as feedback
If paying and receiving bribe is made lawful in India, and taxed, Imagine the amount of monthly tax collection from all govt departments?
It will cross monthly GST collections
Really surprised madam, As a CA you never raised any real issues with all the below handles, now only complaining for a Fake Parody account.
We are following all rules of twitter
Be Happy Laugh sometimes and Live Life. Take Chill.
I am really amused, as to how can
@FinMinIndia
@cbic_india
@GST_Council
allow such mockery of the department.
@Twitter
this handle needs to be terminated immediately and urgently. It's creating wrong notions in society.
Good news for all professionals - Tarun Bajaj term end
Last day of Revenue Secretary Tarun Bajaj is 30 Nov, Govt appoints Sanjay Malhotra as OSD -- Dept of Revenue.
Now no longer you need to sit on mobile and file ITR and Audits
Dear Chartered Accountants,
Don't criticize Govt,
Don't criticize FM,
Don't criticize Revenue secretary,
Don't criticize stupid amendments,
Don't criticize useless portals,
Don't criticize High pitched assessments,
Just Say, Wah FM Ji and Wah Modi Ji
Happy Diwali to all.
Those who are suffering from floods are as such poor and not eligible to file Tax Returns
Rich has no impact of floods enjoying Vada pav in Vacations
No due date extension this year
Seen so many pictures and videos of the new CA
#Convocation
today, I dream of our bribe getting doubled…..
Between how many joining practice?
#ICAI
#ICAIConvocation
Public Notice
Our respect Tarun has denied extension
If MCA portal not working it’s fault of professionals who wake up on due dates and freeze the portal
We are planning to Tax everyone who is earning more than 1 Lakh.
First slab to be start from 1 lakh to 5 lakh and taxed at 5% . Justified?
Comments & View
The digital comic books of Motu-Patlu developed by us - Income Tax Department, is about how Taxpayers who was Motu has now become Patlu after paying all Taxes
Wrestlers want to play Olympics and not Nationals
Vs
Cricketer want to play Nationals IPL and not for World Cup
Like
Tax dep want tax only from Middle class and not from poor or rich
Why this time no CCM (Central Council Member) or RCM (Regional Council Member) of ICAI came forward to take credit for audit due date extension?
Guess they only come to members for votes at the time of elections, just like our government
All CA working in Big4 (partner + employees) pays more than than all Other practicing CAs (partnership, sole prop and their employees)
Yet we get Maximum Tax Collection from Clients of all other CAs & not of Big4
Means we Tax Middle Class Heavily and not Rich
Several users (CAs) are facing technical glitches in our portal, but we won’t extend due dates as it’s your fault you came on the last day to file audit reports
We have also send him message to pay Advance Tax
Significant Cash Transaction seen in video :)
Estimate the total amount of cash
Correct answer will get Tax free Gift
Our website is working fine
Today more than 1 million ITR filed
Who is facing problem? It’s fake and complaining and not completing client work on time
If Taxpayers are expected to file Tax Returns by 31 July
@IncomeTaxIndia
should also process all Tax Returns within 2 months of filing, else penalty should be on AO (Tax Officer) to pay ₹5000/- for delay and ₹10,000 for delay beyond December
@nsitharaman
Equality of Law
Stop checking your phone every 3 minutes you will not receive refund so soon, and if you vibe about us so much we will send you Tax Notice
Our AI now capable to even read your mind
Have sex with Income Tax Act. Be pregnant with knowledge and give birth to Landmark Case Laws
How many have read Tax laws
Hardly 20% of our officers have read fully