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I’ve listened to Privileged Rappers an unhealthy amount
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I don’t understand the GoT slander. They’ve stayed true to their foreshadows throughout every season. We now see the crash & burn of Dany for obvious reasons. The anger, destruction, and chaos in Dany is all related to her losses.. We knew this was coming(Refer to Season 2 Ep.10)
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I just lost so many brain cells
no one asked for my opinion but I’m giving it anyways...we as a nation brought these mass school shootings upon ourselves when we legalized abortion. we made it legal to murder unborn babies so God is saying “alright fine, if this is what you want then I’ll release my blanket of
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You can "Do Not Disturb" an individual on iOS8... jesus has answered my prayers
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The amount of TU alerts we receive is ridiculous
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I’m all for people having their own values and beliefs, but this election is more than that. It’s gotten to the point where if I see anyone endorsing Trump, I’m cutting ties... it’s that simple.
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Deadass, what’s good with you?
Lebron James was just interviewed by the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon. He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do. I like Mike!
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They should study the psychology of a man before and after a haircut because I’m feeling like a thot right now
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When you forget to pull out
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The most alarming part about what’s going on in the world is that... people still don’t get it?
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I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to admit this song is sooooooooooooooo fire
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This is deadass what McGillins looks like every night🤢
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2 episodes into WandaVision and Elizabeth Olsen can 100% come join the dark side
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With extra garlic aioli please
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Honestly, I don’t understand 99% of the tweets that slander Men? Who tf does this? and who says “I’m about to go stroke my ego really quick, let me fuck around w this chick”?
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@YUKOsuave
@javeauriel
I think the purpose of the tweet was meeting the qualifications but the wage and benefits do not reflect what the desired qualifications are
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I'm literally so geeked lmfao
@iloverichies
now has pumpkin spice iced coffee! 10/10. I'm the pumpkin and the ladies are the spice 🔥🎃🔥
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I’m not the only one who doesn’t fuck with Haunted houses right?
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This is way bigger than basketball.. Kobe touched lives, his mentality was unparalleled, he gave people guidance solely from his persona. I’m sick
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Lmao found a chick on tinder that looks exactly like Donkey from Shrek.. y'all be the judge
http://t.co/oX2aU5slyb
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What bro
BREAKING: Trump claims he misspoke on election meddling, now says he sees no reason why it wouldn't be Russia that was responsible.
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I sent one of my home girls a pic of me feeling myself after a haircut and this bitch gonna respond with this lmaooo. Who hurt her?
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There’s no reason Boy’s a liar Pt. 2 goes this hard man
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Thank god all of my grade school, middle school, and high school crushes curved me… They’re all mid now😵💫
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Never in a million year did I think I’d be going to grad school🥴
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On twitter, we really all do live the same life
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I’m going to pray for the stomach’s of the people who are eating GENO’S CHEESESTEAKS at 4am in the Airport
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Anybody else rather off themselves than touch wet food in the sink or is it just me?
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PSA: The Boys, a show on Amazon Prime is top tier. That is all.
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Genuinely frightened for this Presidential debate
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Twitter is the best social media platform, but at the same time... There is so much unintelligence on here.
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Girl you better find some shelter, Hurricane Irma about rock your world
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I just told my Dad that I’m visiting a friend in Hoboken, NJ this weekend and this nigga says “You should rent a car for that drive.” Bruh what?
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Lmfaooooovjdjdjxjxxhdbd
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Welp, I guess my shit is about to be fucked up gor awhile.
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Drake:
KIKI.. DO YOU LOVE ME? ARE YOU RIDING? SAY YOULL NEVER LEAVE FROM BESIDE ME, CUZ I WANT YA AND IM DOWN FOR YOU ALWAYS
Me:
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I’ve unintentionally let Jaded by Drake play 13 times... Am I down bad?
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Bruh y'all 15-16 yrs old talking about getting tested..
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Fellas, this is your reminder to either focus on yourself or be an absolute demon…
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Stop 5 worst tweets of all time😭😭
Gas prices so expensive people gonna start taking gas out their stomach to put in their cars
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The ratchet level of this is unfathomable
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This can’t be the same body i used to go on week long benders w
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Damn I was talking that heat in 2013 and I was using semi colons??
If you lie people get mad ; If you tell the brutal honest truth people still get mad
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Literally any female who consistently posts about their zodiac sign and their traits will automatically be labeled as psychotic. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk
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Last night I gave $3 to a crackhead local solely because he told me that he received his Master's degree in "Streetology"
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This is an mental illness
A relationship where u instantly miss each other, right after being together >>>>
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Nah forreal 34+35 shouldn’t slap this hard
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I’ve been rocking the mustache look lately and my pops had the nerve to ask me if I used Just For Men for it?? Lmaoooo dawg
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A local just bowed at me and said "Thank you" after I casually moved out of her way on the sideways
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Wait they don’t still use these?😭
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Drake is hands down the best artist of all time. It’s not even a debate anymore
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A cop just saw a kid walking with a 40 and just told him to chug it because "we don't waste shit"
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Merry Christmas y’all! Maybe santa finally brought me some hoes🙃
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A korkmaz jersey?? This shit gotta be in Allentown
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Ayo??
you think your life is hard?
try being stuffed with meat 24/7
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This is why I love Philly, this is so unhinged. Philly Elmo dancing for the president is nefarious work😭😭
The world: “What the fuck is Elmo doing there?”
Philly: “Oh wow, they got Philly Elmo”
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The only downside in being black and hanging out with all white people at the beach is the different level of interest in "tanning"
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This is trash af
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El Chapo needs to teach me how to escape the friend zone....
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PEOPLE WHO FLY WITH THE WINDOW SHADE OPEN ARE WEIRD AF CLOSE THAT SHIT IM TRYNA SLEEP
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