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2 years
Eid for boys is so easy, they just wear the same white kurta from 3 years back and brush their hair
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3 years
Welcome to university, where everyone is smarter than you except for the 4 people in your project group
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2 years
Imran khan ko government se to nikal diya laikin humari dil se kaise nikalo gayee
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2 years
go up to a Pakistani girl and say “i’m sorry for what Hamza did to you” and she’ll start crying
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3 years
I don’t understand why people in horror movies go like ‘koi hai?’ As if the bhoot will go like ‘Jee mai kitchen mai samosa kha raha hoon’
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3 years
People who are rude to their parents 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
what are the guards outside a Samsung store called? Guardians of the Galaxy AHAHAHAHAHA
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3 years
WHY DONT PAKISTANI SCHOOLS HAVE PROMS OR LOCKERS OR CAFETERIAS AJEEBB
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2 years
Rs1000 if you’re a guy and haven’t reshared the messi ronaldo chess picture
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2 years
name a movie with a better soundtrack I’ll wait
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3 years
BRO AHAHAHA
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Shahveer jaffery said ‘apse pehle apke dosto ko pata hota hai keh apko pyar hogya hai’ and I think this is the most truthful thing I’ve ever heard
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Type “I’m so” and then let your keyboard continue lol
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3 years
Cute clean shaved guys who wear glasses and don’t have anger issues feel free to dm 🥰
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2 years
JUST FOUND OUT HASAN RAHEEM TAKES 30 LAKH FOR CONCERTS BROOOOO WHATTTTT
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3 years
Money heist was cool until everyone started watching it
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@ImmanMalik
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2 years
I don’t need therapy, I need an Audi A8 in black
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Yaar I want McDonalds
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@ImmanMalik
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2 years
To the people who prefer winters over summers, ARE YOU HAPPY SHIVERING TO DE @TH RIGHT NOW??!!
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Bro she has 20 guys telling her she’s pretty, do something different, get her a McDonalds franchise
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
To the cute tall guy in the black jacket I saw today at f7 market, pyar hogya hai bhai apse
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@ImmanMalik
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2 years
Urdu is such a pretty language but then some Karachites decided to say phrases like ‘abay mereko bhi yeh kara hai’ 😭
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@ImmanMalik
Imman
3 years
Girls do weird things when they’re in love such as memorising football team names and learning how crypto currency works
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
People who’s blue ticks on WhatsApp are off, who hurt you?
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Hey guys, I’m v pleased to announce I’ll be a part of Jawani phir nahi ani 3 Co actors: fawad khan (thank God no Humayun Saeed)Wasey Chaudhry, & Ahmad Ali butt I’ll be playing the character of the long lost daughter Soundtrack by Aima Baig, RDB Cinematography by Ukhano
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@ImmanMalik
Imman
2 years
Koi shahveer jaffery ke bhai ko kaho keh mujse shaadi karle
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Unpopular opinion but grocery shopping is so much fun
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2 years
I love the fact that Twitter has its own terminologies, bestie literally means random stranger on the internet
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Parents: ‘you shouldn’t talk to people online’ Me on twt: ‘hi bestieeee’
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Studying in a good university is all great until you realise that everyone is smart and relative grading causes you to get below average grades
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@ImmanMalik
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2 years
My last 3 brain cells
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@ImmanMalik
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2 years
Both of them are so hot brooo
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
name a more iconic song than Amplifier by Imran Khan, I'll wait
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2 years
Unpopular opinion but guys who wear a collared shirt with rolled up sleeves and jeans >>>
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
Blaming the photographer when you know your face is the real problem >>>
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2 years
Kya apko meri mids ki tayari nazar arahi hai?
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2 years
People who have nice lighting and full length mirrors in their room are so lucky
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
It’s 2022 and some guys still call girls ‘bachi’ honestly bro seek help
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3 years
Even if someone gave me 1 million rupees, I would never leave and live outside of Pakistan
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@ImmanMalik
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3 years
my dad literally watches my youtube videos on repeat so I get more views omG 🥺 🥺 🥺
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3 years
Fairy Meadows is literally heaven on earth
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3 years
I always thought jbh stands for just being honest 😭😭😭
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3 years
Humayun Saeed and Shahid Afridi are 2 people who need to act their age pls
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2 years
Looking like her would solve 99% of my life problems
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3 years
Deep question, would you guys fall in love with someone when you know it won’t work out in the end
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3 years
I paused my Netflix show for you, what more hints do you need
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2 years
The Pakistani urge to keep your phones and laptops charged at all times because you don’t know light kab chali jayegi
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3 years
Can we all please collectively agree that hoodies are the best thing ever
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3 years
It’s always ‘I like you’ and never ‘teri nazroone dil ka kiya jo hashar asar yeh hoyaaa’
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3 years
Online classes are like an episode of Dora the Explorer, the teacher asks a question and stares blankly at the screen for a few seconds then answers the question herself
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3 years
This post is sponsored by Elan they just don’t know that yet 🥰
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3 years
Deep question, do guys also plan their weddings in their mind like girls do
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I think I’m Ali from squid games, I trust people very easily and then get hurt
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3 years
All hot people have chai addiction
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3 years
Urdu is such a pretty language But then people from Karachi come and say abay 😭😭😭
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3 years
Halwa puri is so underrated
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3 years
My friends came to my house and my dad gave them all a lecture on how you should do css or become a doctor 😭😭😭
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3 years
We honestly take people for granted and realise their importance once they leave us
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@ImmanMalik
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2 years
I may be dumb but atleast I don’t support nawaz shareef 🥳🥳🥳
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3 years
WHAT IS PAKISTANI SALONS OBSESSION WITH POSTING ZAYN MALIK AND JUSTIN BIEBERS PICTURE OUTSIDE THE SALON??
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3 years
Let’s be honest ‘dekhte hain’ is parent term for no
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3 years
Why does every Pakistan dad want their child to give the CSS exam
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3 years
I have the same pose in all my pictures but it’s okayy
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3 years
remember the time Pakistan didn't have Netflix and we had to watch movies and shows on 123movies
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