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Voted for change, not for someone who got kicked out from Udupi-Chikmagaluru for non-performance by their own Karyakartas.
#BangaloreNorth
#KarnatakaElections
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The only sex thing I did in school was to see the meaning of sex in dictionary and laugh with my friends.
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If I get a chance to correct her paper I'll cut 5 marks for this Ganchali ..
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Rcb just posted a video of their achievements on Facebook and they put 2017 achievement as Virat Kohli's wedding.
I can't .....
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My mom made me shave my beard 2 years back.
Illa andidre, naanu K.G.F li villian role madbahudittu 😔
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Always hated the mango ice cream packaging, cause I did not have an extra ball to play.
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Rcb : First match devarige..
Devru : Last two seasons de idoke jaaga illa, idu bere na?
#CSKvRCB
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When I get my ajji eleadike kaddipudi from time to time.
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She : Happy Pongal
Me : It's ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ
She : OK happy Sankranti :) Yen special?
Me : Pongal XDDDDD
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Person: “Neevu Kannadigara ? Ansode illa.”
EVAGA YENU BERE 5 BHAASHE LI MATADSI TORSBEKA??
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Dinning table : 1 Lakh
Sitting on sofa and having food infront of tv : Priceless
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🇺🇸 : Wow, you have started to work out that's great. 💪
🇮🇳 : Yen macha madvege ready agtidiya?
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She : If you need a shoulder to cry, you can always reach out to me..
Me : Shoulder kinta swalpa kelage sigutta?
*BLOCKED*
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Guys cook once and use every patre available in the kitchen 😂💯
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Life alli yen yeno madidini adre 3 friends jothe video call maad admele adara screenshot yellu haako sade kelsa madilla..
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Friend : * Updates status* bye Bengaluru.....😍
Me : Yelli hogtidiya?
Friend : Ille Yelahanka ge..
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First du 15 lakhs,
Evaga 20 lakhs.
Total 35 lakhs sigutte 😍😍
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What do girls talk with their mom on call for so long? We guys just say oota aythu nimd ayta and cut the call.
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IPL sales department : RCB match ticket sale agthilla yen madona ?
Bcci : Ond match RCB na win madsona ..
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Girl posts a pic in ಖಾಕಿ
Comments : 😍😍😘💕💗❤️💋💖💞
Me posts a pic in ಖಾಕಿ
Comments : Macha, majestic ge ond ticket kodu 🎟
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I am today years old when I realised it's PD(Personality Development) teacher and not PT teacher.
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Miss when Bengaluru used to true red(gulmohar) in summers but pink is cool too ❤️💜
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Mom : Colors haako
Me : Yavagadru beko nodi voot nalli..
Mom : Evaga ninge hakthini boot nalli👟
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Friend : Maga, RCB sotru hego normal aagi idiya?
Me : Le naanu Arsenal fan kano..
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Me : Why can't these sadist teachers give full marks by being lenient while correcting my answers.
Also me : Gives 4 stars instead of 5 stars to my Uber driver.
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COVID19: *trying to attack me*
Amrutha Balli I just ate : Thika muchkond hogu..
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Why people did not buy Royal Enfield before : Too expensive
Why people do now buy Royal Enfield now : Hogo baro yella shadegalatra ide
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Teacher : What is your goal in life?
6th standard me :
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Boli maga Zuckerberg nakkan mooru togondu namge moor kade unstidane..
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Relationship status : Solving others relationship problems.
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People who are saying this semi final loss hurts more than break up have never been in a real relationship.
#INDvNZL
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A girl just used her brakes to stop her vehicle instead of her feet. I am still trying to come out of this shock.
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Day 1 of quarantine
Me : Coffee ayta aunty?
Pakkad mane aunty : Naav coffee yella nilsbitidivi pa, bari kashaya kudithivi
Day 39 of quarantine
Me : Coffee ayta aunty?
Pakkad mane aunty : Illa pa innu madbeku..
Me : oh okay 😊
Me inside : Sulpurki 😏😏
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She : Mane yelli?
Me : Near Yelahanka..
She : So far..
Me : Evaga ninge yaar baroke heliddu?
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"How do you have such good sense of humor? Must be in your genes"
My genes :
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Orion Mall uses :
Till 2017 : To shop, watch movies, bowling 🎳 and other mall stuff
From 2018 : To do Tik Toks
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3 hrs Tennis match : 5 ads
3 min Cricket match : 95895309644 ads
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She: How many girls have proposed you?
Me: Haven't kept count
She: Ashtond Banta
Me: Bandre thane count hidoke 🤣
She: 🤣🤣
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My mum when I eat even karibevu soppu from chitranna.
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Me : *opens orbit chewing gum packet*
Everyone in my class :
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Birthday reminders
90s : Memory
Couple of years back : Facebook
Now : Friend's status
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Yeste technology improve adru madve li eee tara wire hidkondu odadodu thappilla....
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She : Habbakke batte togondra?
He : Illa, habbake yake togolbeku?
She : varshak ondsala habba barodu..
Me : varshak Ella Dina nu onde sala baradu
She : 😏😏
#Sankranti
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I always used to link Omni with kidnapping but things changed few years back.
Now whenever I see a Omni I think of Shakila Mastani Amma.
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*Substitute teacher comes to class*
Girls : Evattina home work ee period alle mugsi swalpa exams ge odkolona...
Boys : This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Nobody :
Me in early 2000s : Calling 175 to check what time it is inspite of having wall clock in front of me.
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When you propose and she rejects you in front of your friends..
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Why does she have chakli on her head?
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Me : You always used to swallow, why you spitting bae?
Bae : ಗ್ರಹಣ bae
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Now waiting Ben Stokes video on tiktok for Kaisi hai ye anhoni, Har aankh huyi nam song.
#CWC19Final
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Ok really need to learn how to talk with my friends 😭😭
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Brace yourself idiots who comment "Anyone watching this in 2019" on old YouTube videos are coming.
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*Me in Delhi minding my business*
*Mom from Bengaluru calls*
ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಮಳೆ barthide aache hogangidre husharu.
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Am I the only one who has not yet clicked the latest Bengaluru traffic pic and posted with a caption "BeNgaLuRu TraFFic BaCk To NoRmAL."?
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Friend : Why are you watching porn?
Me : Deputy CM agoke 😎
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*Buys 100 flowering plants*
Nursery owner: Yen sir hosa garden start madtidira?
Me : Illa ri nenape nitya mallige song kelde adakke togolbeku anstu. 🌺🌻🌹🥀🌷🌼🌸
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Poojari on news : According to Hindu astrology 5th April 9 pm, for 9 min, Saturn will be in Swati nakshatra & moon will be in the Rohini nakshatra. Lighting natural lights will allow cosmic waves to enter our bodies and create the antibodies for diseases like Corona Virus.
Me :
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Friends : Yaav college neenu?
Me: One of the top colleges of Blore.. Guess maadu
Friends : RV? PESIT? MSRIT? BMSCE?
Me: Alla, MVIT
Friends :
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Me : When are you going to be ready for relationship?
Also me :
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Ondu dinanu tulsige neevu neer hakirolla, evattu maatra pics haaki pose togoltidira 😑
#TulasiHabba
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Friend : Yeno yochne madtidiya?
Me : yenu illa maga..
Inner me : What if that one girl I accidentally left swiped on tinder could have been the girl who would actually right swipe me.
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Pav gets over, extra pav kodi
Baaji gets over, extra baaji kodi
Pav gets over, extra pav kodi
Baaji gets over, extra baaji kodi
Pav gets over, extra pav kodi
Baaji gets over, extra baaji kodi
Pav gets over, extra pav kodi
Eats 329 plates of pav baaji
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Nutritionist: Chew your food well, it helps stomach and other organs to produce acids, mucus, enzymes and bile.
Me who eats only ragi mudde:
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Olle Veterinarian ge torsro, 2 varsha inda gaayakondide..
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*Does FLAMES with my Crush's name*
* Result turns out to be S *
Me : S andre Sister alla Sex.
Manasakshi : thappalwa?
Me :
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Lover boys on Insta usernames
She_calls_me_kiddo
She_calls_me_bujji
She_calls_me_chinna
Just imagine guys having usernames which their friends call
he_calls_me_shatadavne
he_calls_me_mindrithul
he_calls_me_bevarsi_boli
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