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@ImZalius

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he/it | femboy (gender) | your femboy little brother | rain enjoyer | window poster

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Joined December 2021
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8 months
Girlfriend brainworms
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@catgirlprostate Joe Biden drinks mysterious potion on live TV...
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@DopeyMcGeee They need to stretch every shot he's in horizontally to make him wide
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2 years
@AdequateEmily @_AlexHirsch @plentyofalcoves Disney employees are never allowed to have sex and must use artificial insemination if they wish to have children, it's in the contracts and everything
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@OddSteamReviews Wait till they find out about DOOM 2016
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@LineChuuu Linechu does that thing where he puts small presents in big boxes
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@NonTrotski If this was a batman arkham game you'd overhear some random goons having a conversation about how they heard Zsasz likes to leave trails of yellow paint when he's scoping out a murder so he can remember how to get there again and how that lead the police to find him
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@LineChuuu Linechu has negative canthal tilt Praying for him 🙏
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@madeofjade @Jerma985 WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT THEY MADE JERMA A TRUCKER
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@bad2sentence This is the actual worse joke I have ever heard
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@Prinklesssss Why is this dude talking bout 🟥⬜🟦🟩🟪🟦🟧🟪⬜🟦⬜🟨🟧⬜⬜🟥🟦🟧🟪🟨🟦🟩🟧
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@raswojak @starflye_ What does that even mean
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@camden_brazile But how do we know for sure
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@WhereTrueLoveIs Lore accurate Jesus
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2 years
ELON MUSK IS ATTRACTED TO FURRY FEMBOYS 🚨 SOUND THE ALARM 🚨 RED ALERT 🚨 ELON LIKES FEMBOYS 🚨 ELON LIKES FURRIES 🚨
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Edited a (pretty good) political comic by @NashRomi to be about tf2, this is a thing I do now
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@JoeLongBalls It's like if I tweeted "I ate spaghetti in a bowl instead of on a plate because I didn't have any" and it got 2 likes and a spam comment and some crazy site wrote an article saying "is THIS the new DEFINITIVE way to eat spaghetti? You tell us!" About it
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@SuperSquidoodle Y'know, maybe I'd do it if people could stop forcing on me that this is a GIRL thing that us FOR GIRLS ONLY and if you're not one and you use it you're doing something WRONG
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@Pixar If the genders were swapped (big girl made of water, small twinky boy made of fire) I'd watch it
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@sakakaorin This game is ok
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2 years
New meme I hallucinated
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@wildtiktokss Genuinely the most plausible conspiracy theory I've ever heard
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@prageru Yet. (Video for outro music)
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@bad2sentence "This isn't a weird sex thing!" *explains how it literally is*
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1 year
I wanna tweet this one so bad
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@wolfoxyaoi Fun fact: spider-man noir is actually a massive twink under the mask
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@JoeLongBalls It's funny how they make an article about this because there is literally no way someone would fall for this, it's a cashapp request, it is very easy to ignore
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@HunterXuman The base PS4 is surprisingly powerful, lot of games run very well on that, a handheld PS4 is actually an insane feat I thought I'd never live to see
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@ConRayArt This would be infinitely funnier if it was an extremely limited capacity weapon, like a double barrel shotgun or one of those single shot survival rifles
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1 year
@EldritchElitist If I was a cosmic horror from the heavens I would be doing that ALL the time
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@greenTetra_ Professional cone observer on bring your child to work day
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1 year
@ZeDingo Unless they say something contextual like "hey, are you interested in guns? I have a few I can show you if you wanna see them"
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@Jbandos @kalosianlitten Gwen: [holding two vials, sweating nervously] Gwen: every decision you've ever made ends with death and misery, people die, I stop you, and you'll just break out and do it again
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@vlzxero Inverted Charlie and the chocolate factory situation
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1 year
If you're not old enough to remember this election you shouldnt be online
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@agaytisbyrjun @prageru Should have been on boirth control
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@WhiteRaceSavior It's not "it's own" rust either, rust isn't like a product of metal it's formed from oxygen bonding with the iron to form a new compound
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@Xestria She's gorgeous what are you talking about
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@erinthorne They don't know about the seahorse mpreg lore
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@fujomod3r I invented gender actually, you're all welcome
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2 years
Help I'm being bullied
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Me
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@fujomod3r Under the desk
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@imagesifind Jack black is definitely the type of guy to have a son
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@pepr1ka Don't forget Brian, the loveable dog sidekick from the hit show Family Guy, who we all remember fondly
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@EuphoriTori She looks less and less human every time I see her face
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2 years
You will never escape my feet
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@IManExpertMan @Metallica Actual arguments aside like, why would you see a funny word writing thing and go "OOH! I can put my political opinions on this!"
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@weezintime I mean, technically speaking there was no "transgender ideology" as they put it, because it wasn't as much of an idenfying thing, it was just a fact of life, it wasn't like "oh yeah, this person is a member of the transgender population" it was just like "yeah they just did that"
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@SarahBurssty -optimized -shooter without resorting to movement shitter mechanics -graphics that are at least on par with metal gear solid 2 -gameplay gimmicks don't get in the way of the rest of the game Gaming is BACK
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@justwharton This reminds me of those SpongeBob gangster drawings
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@sharkgirlashlin @kalosianlitten Not a particularly well made soyjak
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@Katai_Real Gravity falls has actual pixel art
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@p1_domo @JermSansContext Oh they would be on his ASS for that one "Rapture Andy" "Salvation Andy" "+2" "-2" "Surprised he went to heaven after all those people he killed and ate" "500,000$ off the debt if you go to hell instead"
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@tanisthelesbiab Which part are you looking at and which parts are ads
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My phone when I try to type A
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@FTEccentric I'm queer but I just can't support sonic the hedgehog I'm sorry
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@BenHugh26422354 Glad to know their stance on that
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2 years
Fun fact: press here to make any man instantly submissive
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"Butts" is trending? Damn I have one of those
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2 years
Question for the girls: how do you measure time between showers? :3
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@notCursedE Because identifying as "gender critical" means you think people should be discriminated against based on their gender, it's literally in the name
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@hideokojimasex Lifelong persona fan or person who hasn't played any of the games and only knows about persona 5, call it
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@Yoshimongo66 "I wish someone would make a woke version of Elon Musk with Joe Biden and pronouns-" Ai:
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Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will have a community of men, women, boys and girls. Put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will have an army of 110 skeleton warriors ready to do your bidding in battle
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Put 100 women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will have a community of men, women, boys and girls. Put 100 trans women and 10 men on a deserted island. In 100 years you will find the skeletons of 110 men. It. Is. Science. You can't change sex.
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Anyone who likes this post admits to wanting soft girly little femboys to sit on them
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@jsk_yui Bro is cosplaying
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Normalize storing your money in a large burlap sack with a dollar sign ($) painted on the front
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@godbirdart Bro is the richest man in the world and is still squatting
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My friend made this fallout character, she's 35 years old and is so stupid she can barely speak and she can punch people in half, guys, guys are you feeling me on this one guys
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Am- Am I winning?
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@nominalnaomi This is DISGUSTING! No woman looks pretty like this!! 😡 (Please please please please please please please please please please please please please let the bait work)
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@Fleechiru They somehow managed to make a cartridge system a consistently high selling and iconic system, even like 6 or more years after its release
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@SkySafeArts I like the toothpaste flag cause I think it's pretty
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@SarahBurssty You sound like a girl pretending to be a boy
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@Nerospace_ I have this one saved
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@cs_deathmatch This but on a face mask
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Where tf did all of this actually come from
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I am very disappointed in all of you
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Should I show my feet
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Anyone who likes this tweet is confirmed to wish to receive a footjob
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@CameronCortina1 I'd have swapped isle of dogs for fantastic Mr fox
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@postitpaige Someone tell Jake it's not cool to make fun of people with disabilities
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@FelineHexes Why did he say that
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LEAKED NEW VTUBER COLLAB! My butt collaborating with your face! My balls also rumored to be joining! 😳
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My mom got to talking about "transgenderism" at dinner again
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@bbialanaa @wildtiktokss Literally exactly what I was thinking of
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New meme I hallucinated
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Reminder that this picture exists and it makes me happy
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@fujomod3r Are you British on purpose or was it an accident
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@BluePepsiBoy Happens to the best of us
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