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Brandon Farris

@ImBrandonFarris

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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 years
Hey are you taking care of yourself? 🙄💜
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
EATING A REAL TARANTULA! Day 5 of dressing up for Halloween! 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 months
💜 BIG GIVEAWAY ALERT! 💜 I'm giving away $15,000 in 15 days! 🎉 One lucky winner will take home $10,000 and 10 others will each win $500! 💸 To enter the grand prize drawing: 1. Follow me on Twitter 2. Retweet this tweet 3. Subscribe to my YouTube channel 4. Comment your
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
Autumn wrote a story about a woke lion.. This is important! 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I don’t know about y’all but I’ve been brewing cat litter as coffee and it IS DELICIOUS.
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
How many times do you think I reacted in my newest video?
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@ImBrandonFarris
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
This hat is older than he is! It’s been through homelessness, heartbreak, and other H words. It’s been a constant in my life throughout this amazing journey..yes this is a post about my hat. Thank you son for chewing on it and showing it no respect whatsoever love you so much 🤍
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Got a pretty sweet new video up where I filled my room with 100,000 plastic balls if you’re bored! @MrBeast need these for a video..please
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
FINALLY!!!! 😭😭😭
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I don’t normally brag but my Walmart cart had 4 smooth wheels yesterday and that’s a pretty big deal. #target
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Why did I wait so long to buy one of these? 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
This took me a second but it’s hilarious! 😂😂😂
@Alea_BigBrain
Alea
5 years
Wheels on a shopping cart be like: @ImBrandonFarris @mariaagloriaa
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
GOD’S GOT HIS SANDALS CAM!!! The bottle cap hit Cam in the face and I haven’t been able to stop laughing ever since I saw it! 😂😂😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
WHAT’S WRONG WITH FACEBOOK!? ..not you too Instagram! #facebookdown #instagramdown
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
NEAR...FAR..where (inaudible shrieking) ver you are!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Of all these ingredients what should I make for lunch? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I also have very violent sneezes! I don’t understand those people who can hold them in..they aren’t to be trusted! 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
It’s just easier to retweet 🤷🏼‍♂️😘
“I’ve never not had a mouth full of food every time a waiter comes by and asks how I’m doing.”-things my boyfriend should tweet but doesn’t
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
4 years
Tomorrow’s video is BY FAR the scariest video I’ve ever done and I completely blame you all for it and I won’t punctuate this sentence you can’t make me
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
Here’s a song I wrote for my kitty cat! Using the one instrument that is probably causing 67% of her hearing loss 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 years
Me sliding into my wife’s dms even though we are sitting next to each other 🙄🖤 @mariaagloriaa
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
THIS IS WHY I CANT WEAR SHORTS!! 🤷🏼‍♂️ who else has burnable legs? Can I get some white pasty legs in the chat 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
Surprising my girlfriend! 🙌🏽🖤 @mariaagloriaa I know the fastest way to her heart is through the fridge 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I reviewed Jeffree stars new makeup..this also happened 😂🙌🏽
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Since when did I become such a risqué meme? 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 months
Look guys, I'm "famous"
@FamousBirthdays
Famous Birthdays
3 months
@ImBrandonFarris Happy Birthday! Have a fabulous day!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
4 years
Have you ever thought..hey I could make better thumbnails than Brandon his suck! First off that’s rude, second dm me with a better thumbnail because I’m looking for someone to hire 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I just sent a dm to the winner of last weeks video to win $20,000 🙌🏽 check your dms! But if I don’t get a response in 24 hours we will pick again!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
This may be the highest we’ve ever made it on the trending page! 😭 @VideoAiden @agonzalez3566
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Are we breaking up…OVER TWITTER?! 😂
Reminder that life is too short to waste your time in relationships that don’t serve you. Let that 🥭
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I JUST CUT MY OWN HAIR FOR THE FIRST TIME! 🙌🏽😂 how does the back look? Be honest!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
can’t wait til’ I’m at the jeans with dress shirt phase in my life.
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
EATING A FOREST SCORPION! Sorry scorpion for launching you into the passenger seat every 37 seconds! That’s my bad! It won’t happen again 🙌🏽 mainly because I’m never doing it again 🙄 full video on Facebook and YouTube
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I’m having a lot of fun on twitter. This is fun.
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
Trying out my air conditioning! It’s alright I guess 🙄😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Hey wanna win $20,000? My YouTube, 11am pacific, be there or don’t, those are the options, am I using commas correctly?
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
4 months
Apparently I'm a thing...
@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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The real Fruit Ninja
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Got a pretty sweet video idea for my 4,000,000th YouTube subscriber..now only to get to 4,000,000 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
HOW TO GET RID OF BIRDS! Simple three step process that works every time! 🙌🏽😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
This is how I clean! 😂 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Full videos is up on YouTube and Facebook and it’s really long so grab some coffee 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 years
Oh oops! Oh big oops! I knew @tiktok_us had it out for me! 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I MADE FLAN YALL!! 🙌🏽😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I built the worlds largest hot chocolate bomb in my newest video! Go watch! Or don’t.. but it’s good..or not..whatever..
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
EATING A WHOLE LEMON! Without making a face! 🙄
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
What even is the right way to push an ikea cart? I realize all my tweets are about shopping carts but I’m hot about this subject right now!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Are we still to the moon with dogecoin? I’m spending all my date night money on it which isn’t a shocking amount but shocking to my girlfriend when we go out and I make her pay 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I was today years old when I found out that my reactions are exactly at 72 beats per minute 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
1 year
Uh oh.. (this is my yearly tweet to stay relevant) see you next year 🙌🏼
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
You’re supposed to look directly at it! 😂 working on my #parenting skills! 🙌🏽
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I’m working on a google translate right now that is turning into a massive mess 😂 I also bought an oculus so the gaming videos may change a bit 🙄
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
4 months
Me tryna make ends meet after I get banned from all platforms for "inappropriate content"
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
I LOVE SOUR CANDY! YEEEEET!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I Built An Entire House Using Only ICE CUBES! this is the biggest video I’ve ever done and it would mean the world to me if you watched it and let me know how you like it! 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I had a dream that I made boiled bread..care to decipher?
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
I planted a 2000lb garden in my bedroom on my newest video! Go check it out..not asking it’s more of an aggressive demand 🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 years
Every time I tell my wife I’m not a big fan of the office.. @mariaagloriaa
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
TRYING $300 CAT POOP COFFEE!! The worlds most expensive coffee comes from a cat..of course it does! Why wouldn’t it? Why would it ever come from another animal?! 😂 shout out to all the cat people out there! #catperson
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
People who have been tased before..is it really THAT bad? 🙄 asking for a friend..who I plan on tasing.
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 months
I'm hiring!!
@FearedBuck
FearBuck
3 months
i wanna be as unbothered as the cameraman
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
TRYING A LABOR SIMULATOR! @agonzalez3566
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
Turns out I can juggle! 🙌🏽😂 for like 9 seconds then I can drop them! These are some clips from today’s video where I try to learn how to make macaron for @mariaagloriaa since she’s been away in London! 😩 spoilerz..I did awesome 🙄
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 months
We'll be announcing all the winners from my #Farris15Kin15Days giveaway tomorrow 👀 stay tuned!
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Brandon Farris
2 months
Happy 4th of July!🧨 What are your plans today? 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
Can you tell I’ve been crying..? @CamBalam12 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 months
When it ended
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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What was your favorite moment from the first presidential debate?
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
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2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights do make a left..
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
If I were to collab with anyone this year who would you want to see? ..possibly get tased. 🙄
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 months
Me trying to play off my social anxiety in public like..
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Everyone was just kidding about not liking @Nickelback right? Like it’s 2022.. we pulled it off! Now let’s really look at the photograph 🙌🏽
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
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When the consequences are exactly as predicted but you did it anyway..
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Selling my road-trip butt imprints as an NFT 🙌🏽😂 serious inquiries only
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
My favorite clip from today’s video 🙌🏽😂 I LOVE RAINY DAYS!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
HOLD MY HORSES I’M FILMING A TIK TOK! In case you were wondering the horses are in the back..
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
Brandon! How did autumn sprain both of her wrists? 😂 we were doing backflips in the kitchen 🤷🏼‍♂️🙌🏽 no wrists were sprained in the making of these flips! 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
2 months
And I'm the one getting banned on YT
@TheFigen_
Figen
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This is wow!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 years
FALSE ADVERTISING!!!
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
I did the #chocochallenge2019 from @fuegobox on Facebook and YouTube and they shared it! Is this what fangirling feels like? 😂🙌🏽
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
The only critique I have of Don’t Look Up is..I have no idea how big 10 kilometers is and ever since they brought it up my brain has tried it’s best to figure it out other than focus on the movie. So..let me know how the movie is
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
New merch idea! Please let me know what you think of it! I would honestly wear the crap out of this but I’m also extremely biased😂 #jeardesus
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Brandon Farris
5 years
😂 this is the greatest thing!
@mizzxmorley88
Alison morley
5 years
This gem didn’t hit the ball and proceeds to yell “GODS GOT HIS SANDALS CAM!” And throw his bat. The best part is another parent looks st me and says “you watch @ImBrandonFarris too?”
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
3 years
Couldn’t be more proud and excited for your new merch!! Love you so muuuuuuch! 🖤 - @ @mariaagloriaa
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
Trying Vegemite! 😂
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
6 years
MAKING A BALLOON ANIMAL GIRAFFE 🦒
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@ImBrandonFarris
Brandon Farris
5 months
They told me I can't look directly at the sun today, so I bought this on Amazon..
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