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That period between 25 and 30 has to be the most worrisome part of adult life. You worry about so much. Your dreams. A life partner. Finances. The future. Your parents getting old. Everything. Very easy to fall in depression or develop anxiety disorders.
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I mean he’s right there.. you’re just looking for the wrong person.
A president elect isn't present in his very own presidential inauguration lecture.
Okay o!
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One victory we can celebrate is that
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have now compiled a country-wide legal response doc that eliminates the need for sega. All we need to do is figure out a way to fund the expense of the lawyers and the call centre.
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@Wizarab10
If he can find a selfcon to move into, I will commit N250k towards his rent. For his mind to flourish he needs a calm environment. He can't do that in her house.
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@Mochievous
No— you’re already in the door. That’s the whole point: to do whatever you must to get in the door. Once you’re in, you’re judged differently. They come to know you, your work & may even have built a relationship. Then, a tattoo becomes a story of how you got it and where.
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Also Founders, all your PR should not be TechCrunch and TechCabal. Your customers— the ones that put money in your bank and ensure your have a sustainable business— are reading TheNation, Vanguard, Leadership, ThisDay, , DailyPost, Guardian, Punch etc
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Andela’s brand equity/purpose is so strong that sacking 400 people is interpreted as “releasing talent into the world”..
Tech people no go kill me sha.
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@Ibukunoluwa82
@IamViktoras
Your bio has a lot going on there. Surely 16 can't be that hard in 2018. maybe talk to someone?
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Why do we think of PR as posts and videos only? Air Peace did the Ukraine evacuation— excellent PR. They are doing this cheap London Flight. Excellent PR. Not using particular Tik Tok and IG influencers (who wouldn’t move the needle anyway) does not make them bad at PR.
Air peace needs to improve their PR man. I would have probably engaged TikTok/IG influencers to fly that first flight to London for free to give reviews. Now I have searched the entire TikTok and can’t find a decent review.
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@MarveIClips
Kinda put an end to the debate once and for all about who the greatest avenger is.. Thor by a galaxy and half.
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I want the Peter Obi's team to conduct a social experiment. House someone who weighs 80kg for one month, feed him only Agbado and cassava according to BAT and capture a time lapse of his body's day-to-day change. After 30-days, run the result as an ad along with BAT's speech.
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Sometime last year, we saw videos of some women attacking 2 Israeli Soldiers. The soldiers simply moved away. The video i watched today had a Nigerian soldier, chasing down an unarmed citizen and executing him. And that bastard Dipo comes out to justify that? Animal.
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@Mochievous
Based off your TL, you run your own business and typically, for your firm that advises startups, you’re interfacing with younger and more progressive people. There’s a reason it may not necessarily apply to you. Guessing— but could be wrong tho.
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@NerdAboutTown
@hm
maybe not intended to be racist, but you have to admit its a pretty dreadful oversight.
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@MaziIbe_
Why are some people highlighted? Are they more important than others? I mean Boys II men did not cry in the rain to be disrespected like this man..
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If you do 1m in the club, they will remove the sitting governor of Akwa Ibom and install you there.
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Sometimes I can understand why Nigerians are desperate to japa.
There are billion dollar businesses that simply cannot exist here and that you simply cannot build here.
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I think we have a unique opportunity to plug the gaps in emergency services the government had failed at
The network built by the feminist co remains valid for emergency Legal & health services. We just need to fund a small call center. Everyone pays for the service they require
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A moment of silence to the men marrying their enemies.
Imagine your husband or the father of your child asking stupid questions like how does the bottle steriliser work or how should I warm the milk? The two of you are new in the parenthood together, but apparently only you has the brain to do research and figure things out.
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It’s only harassment if you tell them you’re not interested and they persist. Also the guide says “it may” so it’s allowed as long as one party doesn’t object or it doesn’t lead to a disagreement that impacts the quality of service delivery.
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This is why Snapchat is a cheaters paradise. Disappearing messages. Notifications if people take screenshots. Etc.
So because Patrick is not alive you think you can deny that you didn’t have a thing with him? Tf!!! I will post more receipts of you begging him if you continue to deny it!!!
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You can tell if a girl is an idiot from her TL.. stop DMing idiots no matter how peng bros. Let’s do better in 2023.
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That new Chris Brown and Wizkid is an incredibly soothing song..
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FIFA robbed this guy..
🥳 Happy 36th Birthday,
@Sneijder101010
!
🙌 His 2010 stats:
🏟 63 Games
⚽️ 13 Goals
🎯 19 Assists
🏆 UCL
🏆 Serie A
🏆 Club World Cup
🏆 Italian Super Cup
🥈 World Cup
🏅 UEFA Midfielder of the Year
🤯 Can't believe he didn't win the Ballon d'Or!
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@IfyAniebo
Formal retail in kenya, 30%. Nigeria 5%.
Insurance penetration: Nigeria 0.4%, Kenya 3.4%
Pretty sure they are doing better than us all round. But hey awa ni giant of Africa.
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My banker told me about a particular food business in Lekki that clears N2bn annually in revenue. Assuming a modest 20% margin, profit is at N400m each year. Staggering.
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@Mochievous
The reason you won’t wear a micro mini to a government office is probably the same reason for someone else to not have their piercings and tattoos showing at an interview in a traditional bank. Ultimately, appearance could depend on the situation and dynamics of the meeting.
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No yahoo wey pass this metaverse
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I just published “The trillion dollar question: Are you being intentional about growth or just existing day to day?”
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@mudiaimasuen
@DonaldBlessing
@The_Mr_A_
@DeboOdulana
this is maybe the most ludicrous tweet i've seen all year.. Have a great day man. Lord knows that you need it.
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A powerful CEO such as yourself knows the level of consideration that goes into situating a regional HQ for a multinational corporation at the heart of global discussions. However you have chosen to be dishonest for reasons best known to you. How do we grow if we can't be honest?
First you tell the world Nigeria is a zoo..
Then you hear
@TwitterSF
has chosen
@GhanaPresidency
as their WA headquarters & you are wondering why.
If you can’t sell yourself, nobody will buy you. Nigeria remains the heartbeat of Africa, our current struggles notwithstanding.
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Yung Miami was receiving what in Nigeria we call “Girlfriend Allowance”.. I want Nigerians to see that what that is, is actually paid sex work. So let’s start calling it what it is.
Its her being named as a sex worker on a monthly stipend for me.
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@AyoBankole
@UyiDm2
Alot of people break NYSC rules. Let's dead this hypocrisy. From choosing where to serve, to choosing PPAs, to skipping CDs, to ghosting entirely. These things have been going on long before davido. And will continue long after.
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Eric fucked his friend of 30 years who then killed himself, to suck up to new bosses, who then fired him. I don’t know if this is what the real world of finance looks like but it’s insanity!!!
#IndustryHBO
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4 year old me with zero idea of what the lyrics was about
Michael Jackson had America Heated when he released “They Don't Care About Us”.
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The anyhowness of Nigeria. She knows she has a TV interview. She knows the host asks tough questions. She knows the question of her NYSC fiasco will come up. Somehow she STILL doesn’t prepare for it. No meaningful spin. Nothing.
How did you find your way to being a minister without an NYSC certificate?
Minister of Creative Economy. Hannatu Musa Musawa:
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Your woman must love you unconditionally or is incredibly desperate to marry to put up with this insanity. Either way, feel terribly sorry for her. She genuinely looks like a good person and it looks like you don’t give a toss about how your actions could affect her.
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16 year old kid is earning €80,000 per week at Real Madrid
Buhari will rule Nigeria with only WAEC.
Me I went to school to waste my life
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Lool innosoon has been shit at marketing and PR for as long as they have existed. Even the response was unnecessary. Granted gifting them a car would have been a stretch, however, they should simply have ignored if they weren’t going to do anything.
Good to know that companies don’t work like that in reality. Small business owners take note. Not every trend is for you to jump on.
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I’m not sure there are up to 100 Nigerians who have benefited from anything related to Sole Soyinka or his achievements. 100 of course is me being very generous. Dem no reach 10.
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Birthdays are for kids tbh.. a whole ass adult carrying birthday on their head is frankly loser energy. By all means take a trip, open a bottle of wine or eat something special.. but being all extra and ridiculous as a grown up is, well, ridiculous.
Men that don’t even remember Birthdays and anniversary is who you want to break up with over IWD? Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I asked my father my age recently and I almost choked from laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don’t lose a good man over silly things sis. Is he kind? Is he loving even in
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Your engineering team is not more important that your sales and marketing team. Know this and know peace. If you guys didn’t have investor funds and operated strictly on your revenues, you’d understand the value of treating your sales and marketing team with respect.
For a SAAS company, why will my head of engineering earn the same with head growth?
Its like saying in a law firm, head of tech would earn same with chief legal
Or same with an Oil company. Who is the revenue driver?
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Lool this is Nigeria. Gen Z are hawking gala, working as house maids, selling bread in traffic, struggling to pay tuition and eating one meal per day. Because your father is taking shit from his Oga so he can provide for you to be a spoiled brat doesn’t make you a revolutionary
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China continues to give African countries loans they know cant be paid so they can take over a piece of the country. Maybe Hitler could've learned a thing or two. Some times you don't need military invasion to seize a country. Just give them money and they'll hand over the keys
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This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen!
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Hey guys, remember, you can now watch the EPL live on AIT every Saturday courtesy of
@234BetOfficial
. So no subscription money, no problem!
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Nigerians remote work does not mean the liberty to go to the market or cook stew during work hours. Can't be calling you during peak work hours and you're in the market pricing ogunfe. What is that?!
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Had a meeting with a prospective client team yesterday who had just fired their agency. CEO asked, if we invest xyz-million in the idea your team have proposed would it guarantee the results we want?
I paused for a second. It was a weighty question.
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This is the crap people say when they’ve made it. In the early days, when you have one client whose retainer essentially keeps the lights on- if they want employee A to bark like a dog, you send employee A to bark like 3 dogs.
Clients don't come first. Employees come first. If you take care of your employees they will take care of your clients - Richard Branson.
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Overly religious women are dangerous asf and that brother dodged an RPG!
I remember going on a date with a particular guy some years ago.
I had prepped so well. Fixed my nails, made my hair and tried so much to look my best.
We had been chatting so the energy was so high and I was so giddy.
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Ronaldo and Neymar are the most disrespected players in the history of football..
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@phatebabelu_
It’s not o.. their livelihood depends on it. They need to be at these things to remain relevant. Extravagant style means more followers and engagement, which means sustained ability to earn, and earn more. So technically, it’s an investment.
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The exception of course being very beautiful women. Rich men Dey marry them like mad. Even if she’s dirt poor.
No rich man is coming to save you.
It might sound new to you. But rich people actually marry rich people.
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He actually does explain, but quickly realizes the questions are more about outrage than rationality and then decides to say nothing more. A king.
JP Morgan's billionaire CEO can't explain how one of his low-paid employees should budget her salary
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My dad asked me early in the year, "how many awards did you win last year" I said 2. He said, "okay, this year win another 2, making it 4".
Well thats 1 down sir. Just won at the Pitchers for Use of Media. Next stop, Lories. That's the one I really want.
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@Harri_Obi
@AMichael07
@iam_wilsons
@Ndidi25
There's a reason the picture used is him in his PL jersey, and not other images of him. The truth is, Leicester already benefits from this TV deal-- in his contract, Leicester would have the right to his image, which they then grant TV partners- who then give DSTV the rights. lol
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It’s always on this app that you will see a complete nobody like this trying to broke shame people who are miles above their station. Learn to treat with respect. Maybe then God go open way for you.
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Who thinks of these things? How can mortals be this creative? My God.
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@Mochievous
@iaboyeji
What does it mean for a lawyer to be creative? Can you cite any examples? While I agree that his statement is a bit unfair, you can’t ask him to apologize for what he truly believes. But it’s good to have these discussions. Lawyers will finally have a chance to show their value
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@plentymummy
@jay_mikee
I've seen the entire series.. it does have the tendency to make you question a few things.
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Lool.. contrary to popular belief, some of us have stopped hoeing and looking to settle down
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One day people will realize that men will always go the distance for women they think are worth it. And will always support women they see to be trying. If you think anyone is donating because they are trying to stick it to feminists, well..
Twitter Men doing all these just to put ‘Feminists’ to shame is so hilarious. Baby girl get your coins.
Tomorrow tweet about how you’ve woken up at 1am to pound yam and take their money some more 🤭
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Psg vs madrid is billed as the Neymar vs CR show..
Barca vs Chelsea is simply Barca vs Chelsea. Tells you how far off Hazard is from the Elite.
P.S: Barca vs Santos 2011/12 was billed as the Messi vs Neymar show tho. Just incase you were wondering.
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Elite is so insane. How the hell is Benjamin standing in the shadows watching Samu doggie his daughter. Nothing about this show is normal. Wtf?!
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Not in a million years. Yorubas regard Igbos & basically everyone else with disdain, like we are inferior. From young children to adults, it's the way of the typical Yoruba to look down on anyone who isn't from their tribe. A few exceptions here and there but it's mostly the case
A Yoruba man has never led a coup in Nigeria 🇳🇬.
Obasanjo handed power to the North in 1979. And in 2007.
Yoruba folks remain the most tolerant and accommodating ethnic group in the country.
We should give ourselves more credit and pass on the Omoluabi values☺️
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Are we ever going to get dialogue like this again?
Upon 9th viewing of “Succession”, Matsson & Co’s roasting of Cousin Greg is so good:
Cousin Greg: “I read a great article in The Economist about [France]…the baguette might be mightier than the bagel.”
Matsson & Co (in Swedish): “There’s more of them…6’9 of pure nepotism!”
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One of my favorites objectives next year has to be to own a business that caters to women. Una dey spend money die!
Una no tell me say to maintain low cut healthy hair cost o. 😅
I’m not happy 😩😩😩
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@PO_Prosper
@DondeonBeke
Most are just posturing and getting mileage off the news. Lol they are not hiring shit.
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Let us thank God for small mercies because this would have ruined the entire series.. BLAKE will always be Serena Van Der Woodsen
Jennifer Lawrence auditioned and was a frontrunner for the role of Serena van der Woodsen in ‘Gossip Girl,’ which eventually went to Blake Lively.
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@Bawzz_lady
Yes but Chicken Republic is also one of the most innovative outlets in the business.. chickwizz, N500 refuel meal and others. Not heard about their financials but I’ll be surprised if they are not making a ton of money after expenses.
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@AyoBankole
@UyiDm2
And it's not a rich or poor thing either. Every day people do it as well.
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This means we must also aim to be on TV. This is why the volunteer groups need to mobilize. We need media planners, strategists, media buyers, copywriters, Communications execs, creatives, operations and logistics managers and lots of volunteer cash/donations.
Dear Nigerian, ignore what you're seeing on TV right now.
You have an option.
Vote Peter Obi for president!
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When I was in Eket some years ago, went to Bako (I don’t know if it’s still there) and spent like 100k. The next time I came to the club, the bouncer held my hand and led me to the VIP area where some UYo baddies angling for Mobil boys were seated, waiting.
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It’s certainly not worse than someone suggesting Dangote is a stupid man. That’s just insanity.
Also “If you’re smarter than him, why aren’t you richer than him” is such a profoundly stupid retort man.
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One of the major problems with organizational culture in Nigeria is the “this is how it was for me when I was coming up, so you too must go through it” mentality. Senior managers replicate toxic behavior for no other reason other than that it is how it was for them.
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There's often confusion about strategy, planning and tactics and which is most important.
Well, Lets assume a hypothetical Brand, X, identifies Lagos as a viable market where it can find 10-15% revenue growth, the FIRST question that will be asked is 'How do we go about it?'.
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Nigeria thinks its fucking up just another 'Chinese Company'. But the truth is, its messing with its own people. The Nigerians employed by OPAY. The Nigerians who rely on the service to commute and earn a living. The Nigerian businesses who provide services to them.
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You ever have the kind of headache that makes you just want to remove your brain and soak it in ice water for a minute to chill TF out before it kills you?
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@tosinolaseinde
As someone who works with celebrities, this is my view..
@phatebabelu_
It’s not o.. their livelihood depends on it. They need to be at these things to remain relevant. Extravagant style means more followers and engagement, which means sustained ability to earn, and earn more. So technically, it’s an investment.
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Look at the numbers on a promoted tweet from a gigantic entity like Manchester United. Tweet was posted almost 12 days ago.
If this doesn’t show you how bad twitter ads are, nothing will.
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When I see people talk about marketing as just comms or 'storytelling' I'm genuinely surprised. What about Channel & price strategy? Route to market? There are SO many parts of marketing it makes you look amateurish to reduce it to storytelling- whatever storytelling even means.
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@BSO
Imagine if she was white.. the race card will be played so many times it'd feature on the billboard hot 100
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We really need to push for gender equality so that when women are gainfully employed and equally paid, they can stop equating money to love.
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Who looks after the mental health of Nigerian soldiers during and after service?
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Selling 100 pairs of shoes per month is not a 'plan'. Its a goal.
Social media and email marketing are not strategies. They are tools.
Plan - sell 100 pairs of shoe per month. Strategies - social media and email marketing.
Tactics - social media is to engage influencers & run ads
Tactics - email marketing is to send deals to customers who bought at least 6 pairs last year & Buy 2 get 1 free to new customers.
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When Nigerians join Google and Microsoft they share pictures online to announce it.
When they join Shell, NNPC or Chevron, they hide it from their village people.
Is Tech a Jazz nullifier?
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How can a very successful CEO bonding with her daughter, teaching her daughter how to cook a traditional meal from scratch be considered offensive because her son wasn’t there? Would it less offensive if she was giving her daughter a boardroom tour & letting her sit in meetings?
“It’s moments like this that truly define the joy of parenthood,” Singer Darey’s wife writes as she teaches their daughter how to pound yam
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I’ll tell you guys with my full chest, most of you do not know what you’re doing. Look at this shit. You have not built competencies in your primary market, you have not acquired even 10% of your primary market, but you’re pushing for expansion in another country.
Exclusive: YC-backed fintech Pivo Africa is shutting down: Pivo, the Nigerian fintech startup that offered banking services to small supply chain businesses, is shutting down one year after raising a $2 million seed round.
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No bigger compliment than a multinational you’ve admired from childhood extending your contract. Winning the business is sweet. Retaining it is orgasmic.
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Came strong, came heavy, came with receipts.
A Redditor gives 12 examples of Barnes & Nobles failing to innovate or improve its business.
It’s scathing and none of the reasons are “blame Amazon”
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@business
They are horrified about something. But that it was used to target dissidents. But that it got out and became public knowledge.
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It’s insane how it always syncs perfectly with the latest in Nigerian politics.
Man Utd 2 - 2.Southampton
Its a great day for democracy
OshiomhOLE Gunner Solksjaer and his loyalists came to disqualify and stop us(Chelsea) from contesting for Top 4
But they were dissolved instead
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FIFA and the others have done everything in their power to carry Messi. From annual Copa Americas to bring back the Finalisma whatever after almost 30years as soon as Messi won a Copa. Same way they kept changing the Balon Dor criteria to fit him.
Cristiano Ronaldo for Portugal:
◉ Most caps
◉ Most goals
◉ 2x trophies
Lionel Messi for Argentina:
◉ Most caps
◉ Most goals
◉ 2x trophies
There's one thing missing. But only one of them can win it. ⏳
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I think a lot of Nigerian twitter users need to reevaluate not only how they use this app but how much they let the subjects often discussed here shape their mindsets and personalities. There’s no excuse for what happened today. There’s entertainment and there’s pure insanity.
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