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Crying. Bro just chilling, maybe his mum sent his to buy bread and all of a sudden, they've pulled him out to call him fat.
This giant sunfish needs to be seen to be believed — it measured 10.5 feet long, 9.5 feet wide, and weighed more than 1,000 kilograms
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Lmao this is the other police guy from the last skit.
Layi wasabi doesn't make me laugh. am I broken inside?am I not cool too?what is wrong with me?
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two mondays in a row?
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A lot of the last few years has really just been me growing up to understand my dad.
I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
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You dey party by 11:30pm dey do Comment tu t'appele for Duolingo make streak no break.
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Imagine if they were this quick with policies that actually made the country better.
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I randomly think about how great it would be if everyone had access to real time data that showed organ health and the effect of lifestyle choices on affected organs, with warnings and alerts and dat.
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I will break this record if Arsenal don't win the league. I go too cook.
So, Hilda Baci, a Nigerian Chef is attempting to break the Guiness Book of records for the longest cooking Marathon by an individual. She will be cooking for 4 days non-stop , 96 hours.
The current record stands at 87 hours and 45minutes
She is 42 hours in.
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They're not going to believe him in church on Sunday.
Woman pays $200 for a live lobster at a restaurant just to set it free
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Bro is in his house stressed at every policy the government is making. He cannot believe his eyes.
Let me confess that the label of being a vintage Onitsha-based trader does not in any way confer on me the status of an economic expert. With my vast trading knowledge and my involvement in the real sector,
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Nobody knows when Jesus is coming but I can assure you that the Fiberone technician that's "on his way to your house" will come after Him.
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LMFAO Sabinus don get multiverse.
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The relationship market is crazy dawg. Women have to start doing SEO so they can appear at the top of Instagram search results.
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For the first time, I have not been interested in listening to a Burna album. Maybe it's good, maybe it's not, I might never find out.
The Nigerian superstar’s new album was supposed to be a victory lap. But he comes across as bitter and paranoid.
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The conversations from when I was sitting down and waiting were so depressing. "How can an Igbo man rule us?" is such a foolish thing to say.
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SMS OTPs are unreliable. WhatsApp OTPs are expensive and not very inclusive. Email OTPs are not very secure.
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they were trying to get people who had been owed salaries for more than a year to empathize with silly ceos because "running a startup is hard" as if that's new information.
call this tweet virtue signaling or whatever, but the obscenely delayed salaries incident and the ensuing discourse over the past few days on here has exposed the metaphorical fowl nyansh of a lot of folks in our ecosystem and the country at large. we are cooked fr.
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Are you today's date becauseeeeee you're 10/10 😁
God really did think of something special when He was making me 🥰
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The YouVersion Bible app is one of my favourite apps ever. It's so beautiful and well built.
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Lmao if I ever worked at these places, I’ll tattoo it on my head.
Tech bros are forever hung up on their exes. Ex-Facebook, Ex-Amazon, Ex-Google.
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all i did was go to the gym.
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3 unreplied goals, attackers finally scoring, Captain Bruno still assisting, Onana clean sheet.
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@twisted_myk
@iamrenike
Lmao notice how he's the only one not smiling. He dey calculate how e go take land.
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You don't need data, you don't need to know what the market wants, you just build what Oga wants.
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uneventful.
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Having a single dev/staging environment was [still] a problem early last year before we eventually came up with the solution of on-demand dev environments using k8s, and although we're not quite there yet, it's improved our workflow by a lotttt.
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Damn, no "better than Trent" tweets tonight. Garnacho wan wound am.
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Ralf Hundeyin.
Ralf Rangnick in 5 months!
Exposed the Glazers ✅
Exposed the Scouts ✅
Exposed the Medical staff ✅
Exposed the Players ✅
I'm not disrespecting Ole but he covered a lot. Rangnick has exposed the entire organisation.
Love it.
#MUFC
#GlazersOut
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I feel like people aren't using dictionaries anymore, because what do you think absent means?
A man will do this to give his kids a good life then the kids will call him absent because he didn't attend inter-house sport.
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october.
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@tolluminati
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@JeSuisChiby
LMAOOOOOO and in a BDSM suit too. Just a rich boy with a fetish.
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Tinubu's age is closer to 170 than his IQ is, has been or ever will be.
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@thepremiumguy_
That is making the assumption that everyone that will use your service has WhatsApp.
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The person with a history of deceptive behaviour has been found to exhibit such behaviour again.
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Driving on third mainland used to be fun. Now it's just a game of trying to get to the end of the bridge with your suspension intact.
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Rashford is about to find out if the Notes app has a character limit.
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I find it interesting that some companies can (and will) fire employees without giving any prior notice but when employees want to leave, they try to vilify them and make them explain why.
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Lmao GTBank tried to banter? Very on brand because their banking services are a joke.
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Peter Obi said he's going to court, and INEC have started deleting tweets lmao.
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Internet gets bad, light too, cable TV loses connection. If you’re out, your movement is restricted, roads are bad.
Only reason you should enjoy rain is if you’re a plant.
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Lol, Babcock and church. Never rains when it's time for church. 4 years and it never happened, rain always magically stopped right before church.
Something about this Lagos I’ve been thinking about.
CEOs must have hacked this climate.
Never rains when you’re going to work, never rains when you’re heading home.
It only rains when you’re at work or weekends.
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The people you work with definitely determine how much you enjoy work.
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"i sold my samsung galaxy s23 ultra with high refresh rate to make payroll".
however you want to do it, just pay the salary big dawg.
and even when these things happen, no basic decency to address said issue but rather, posting memes???
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“I don’t know how long I have until Nigeria ends me too, but I will never forget Oke. To me, he represents all of us who look up to the internet as a way to do better than the options we’ve been presented”
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Man, people went out to protest knowing this would happen, they're tired, we're all tired. God bless them.
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The screenshots were very convincing, I don’t think there’s a problem if you believed, the only problem is if you’re unwilling to change your stance in light of new information.
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Can't lie, haven't seen a player with as much dawg as Nwabali in a minute.
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Long day at work today but every time it got overwhelming, I remembered Kimmich's diving header to send Arsenal back to their house and my day got a little bit better.
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