Listen, we are one of 50 lit mags to have published a certain writer in the past year. And it's true: this makes us slop. A cartoon corgi for a profile pic! Lame enough to still be posting on (Twitter)! On a Saturday! Clearly no standards whatsoever. We love everybody.
Danielle Rose is no longer affiliated with Identity Theory. We'll comment further on this tomorrow but wanted to acknowledge that what happened is not okay and we have responded. We don't take this lightly; we want you to feel welcome and supported. We are listening.
We aren't a fancy lit mag. We aren't clever. We aren't better than you. We're just some people and a corgi and a few cats. Send us your writing or don't. If we pass on it, it's probably still good. Maybe it'll end up in the Best of Someplace Someyear. Whatever.
Submissions have been slow since a member of the True Literary Elite outed us as a random website that publishes slop and garbage. We're fine with that. Think of how easy it'll be for you to hit your 50 pubs now that there's less competition. Submit now!
Dear friends: Given the discourse our form rejection letter has spawned, we are sharing it with you. Please note that this letter is a group effort that incorporates feedback we got from Twitter users in the past. We aren't attached to it, and we are always open to suggestions.
Someone was like "I need to withdraw my submission because you tweeted support for democrats" like wait what mag did you think you were submitting to? We published three interviews with Howard Zinn, people.
@PreetBharara
That's a long time for a man to hold press conferences denigrating the electoral process in new and interesting ways. I can't imagine the news cycles we are fated to experience in the coming weeks.
Many writers aspire to place their work in a "Big 432" lit journal. As the 433rd best lit journal, we can't help you fulfill that dream. But we are happy to provide a stepping stone for your greater literary ambitions. Consider sending us your work.
Okay, here's the deal. We want to publish a whole lotta poems in April. In order for us to publish a whole lotta poems in April, you've gotta send us a whole lotta poems. Send us a whole lotta poems here.
Brainstorming new ideas to reach new people. Thinking of sending personalized rejections to writers who have never heard of us and have not submitted anything. That ought to work.
Just out walking the dog and a woman pulled up in a van and asked if her son could pet the corgi. Her son got out and pet the corgi. "He just loves corgis," she said. They said thanks and drove away. Their bumper sticker said, "Enjoy your journey."
“What Gabe did for me (and what I now understand he did for so many) was to refuse to leave me behind, even though he considered himself somewhat left behind."
—
@baumansbrain
remembers his friend and fellow writer/veteran Gabe Hudson.
People still don't like our form rejection. Soon we'll be down to just NO. Then people will want us to add the things we took out. It's an endless cycle.
No hard numbers on this—and this is not meant to be a slight against poets (
#NotAllPoets
)— but it seems like poets are the only ones who email us back with personal insults after receiving rejections.
Anyway, running a lit mag is extremely rewarding and everyone should do it.
Poetry submissions are open for the first time since last summer. Micro poetry submissions are open for the first time ever. Everything else is open, too. Get in while the getting is good.
Identity Theory has a new poetry team!
Welcome these additions to our staff/community:
POETRY EDITOR
Sara Sams (
@sasamsz
)
ASSOCIATE POETRY EDITORS
Justin Aoba (
@Justin_Aoba
)
Lisa Cantwell (
@lisamcantwell
)
Elia Karra (
@eliakarra
)
Vic Nogay (
@vicnogay
)
Tianyu Yi (No Twitter)
As a lit mag, we've spent decades telling the good weird from the bad weird.
So yeah: Down with the bad weird. Down with the fascist weird, the women-hating weird, the joyless weird, the soulless & evil weird.
Up with the laughing, dancing, singing, poetry-writing weird.
IYKYK
Imagine being so bad at your job that after four years your best argument for staying employed is that your creepy friend produced some dubious emails from some kid's laptop.
Trump is betting that no one cares about their own lives - but care about his scandal of the week - smearing hunter Biden - the ghoulliani lap top ?
200 thousand dead
Had enough ?
There's a misconception that lit mags are only read by their staff and contributors, that no one else really cares about them. This is simply not true.
...Right?
We are in the process of addressing the situation regarding recent tweets from one of our editors that did not come from this account and do not reflect the values of Identity Theory.
Special thanks to those who have shown us patience, understanding, and support over the past week. We remain dedicated to providing a welcoming home for your writing, and we are hard at work revamping our poetry staff and reading submissions. Lots of good stuff ahead.
Accidentally sent two acceptance letters for the same piece this morning. We are raising the bar for lit mags everywhere. You all have to send multiple acceptance letters for the same piece now. Otherwise people will wonder why they only got *one.*
Our friend who is a literary agent says tricolor corgis are having a heck of a time trying to get book deals these days. If you're a tricolor corgi with a brilliant novel no one will even meet with you. You end up running an obscure online lit mag or something.
If you think our rejection letters are bad, you should see our acceptance letters. "I guess we can take this. It's pretty weak, but it's been a slow month, so maybe we can find room. No one's gonna read it anyway. We'll let you know when it's up. Please don't bother us til then."
Current submission queue:
Backed up in poetry due to high volume—still reading April subs.
Reading early/mid-June fiction subs.
Reading July CNF.
Feel free to check in if you sent something before then. We're still working through decisions on some older fiction and CNF.
Gonna suggest a rejection exchange with The New Yorker.
They'd tell people, "This is not a fit for us, but you should try Identity Theory."
We'd tell people, "This is not a fit for us, but you should try The New Yorker."
Could work out for everyone.
We should publish a poem called "The Reasons for Withdrawal," made up of lines from reasons people have given for withdrawing their poems. Today we got one that just said one word: "bruh."
So proud of
@Will_Musgrove
and Rebecca Winterer for having their Identity Theory stories selected for 2024 Best Small Fictions.
Also, big congrats to Identity Theory contributors
@kylerseibel
and
@BethanyJarmul
for making it into BSF with work published in other journals!
Can't believe [X number] of you are following [whoever]. Don't you know that account just tweeted something bad? The fact that you randomly gave them a polite follow 2 years ago is a reflection of your poor character. I have time to keep up with all this because I'm dead inside.
Welcome our new poetry editor: Sara Sams
Sara teaches in the MFA program at the University of Arizona. She has served on the editorial staff of Parnassus: Poetry in Review, Hayden's Ferry Review, and Waxwing. She is the author of Atom City (2021).
We need to be proactive, not reactive. Instead of receiving submission status inquiries, we need to send *submitter* status inquiries. Like, "Hey, we saw you sent us a few poems. How's your life going? How's the fam? What are you getting up to today?"
If you submit to us, you won't get 15 minutes of fame, but you might get 15 years of people all over the world finding your work via random Google searches.
Financial transparency in lit mags is important. So here's an update:
1. We lost money last year.
2. We will lose money this year.
3. We were just informed we have $10 in Crumbl Cookie cash.
After decades of rewriting and revising our form rejection letters we still get 1-2 complaints about our rejection letters each year. Maybe we'll hold a contest to get people to write us a new form rejection letter. But then what would we tell the non-winners?
We admire confidence. If you've never been published by us before, consider including "Identity Theory (forthcoming)" in the publication-credit portion of your author bio when submitting your story to us.
Did you mess up a title in your poem? Did you forget to title something? Did you submit it to the wrong section? Who cares? We're humans, not filing robots.
Not to brag but we published two of the best nonfiction pieces you'll read anywhere this week: "Seeing Scars" by
@JillianLuft
and "Forever" by
@LeighChadwick5
.
Main thing we learned watching tonight's insurrection hearing is that Trump is 100% that guy who responds to a poetry rejection with a personal insult.
The
@Wigleaf
Top 50 2024 & the Longlist are up! Thank you to our Guest Selecting Editor
@MauriceRuffin
& to our Readers & Associate Series Editors! Let’s celebrate writers, readers, & journals—all for very short fictions. All for the love: ! ❤️🌻✨
SUMMER OF SONNETS!
1. Submit one sonnet to us between now and Labor Day.
2. Send it to poetry
@identitytheory
.com.
3. Include "Sonnet" and the poem title in your email subject line.
4. Include a bio and other info as you wish.