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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
11 months
Call Her Daddy changed the lives of many young women & it’s cultural impact hasn’t been documented enough. From sugar babies to regularly popping Plan B — there’s a lot to unpack. My first in @theammind
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
2 years
prosciutto before Italians harvest it from the sea
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@IdealPatricia
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3 years
Booing the President of the United States is very messed up, in any context.
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@IdealPatricia
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6 years
@buttabarba You misunderstand the church if you think that’s the general attitude.
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@IdealPatricia
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4 years
This has been sitting in Joe’s drafts since August 2019 lol
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
My neighbor called the police on people playing soccer in our park and the police were like, “yeah we aren’t going to act on that.” ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼yay sensible people
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
6 years
In front of Longworth House Office Building is a bus full of Members of Congress that are just now figuring out that @realDonaldTrump canceled their Middle East trip. Lots of very confused staffers running around. Lol. Everyone on the bus is on their phones
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
so in Michigan about 50,000 people safely protested in their cars not having contact with one another. A couple dozen weirdos show up with racist signs to protest in a park near the capitol Who received more attention by the American media?? obvi not the rational safe protesters
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@IdealPatricia
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6 years
@isahell98 @buttabarba That’s really sad. I wasn’t raised that way at all and that’s not the attitude of my Midwestern Catholic community, from what I understand. I have several close friends who are gay & Catholic and they don’t see that as in conflict with their faith
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
Getting the HPV vaccine is not slutty However I AM a slut for vaccines which is why I’m getting the new MMR (measles mums and rubella) vaccine next month y’all check it out
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
My friend got broken up with because this state department guy “really wanted a girlfriend who knew a critical language.”
@washingtonian
Washingtonian 🌸
3 years
A new report has crowned DC the best city for dating.  Yes, you read that correctly.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
6 years
I thought this was @michaeljknowles
@McDonalds
McDonald's
6 years
Fresh lettuce and tomato on fresh beef. The new Quarter Pounder Deluxe may leave you speechless, but it gets you thinking.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
Genuinely good on Corey Booker for not entertaining anti Semitic questions for potential votes.
@IfNotNowOrg
IfNotNow🔥✡️
5 years
Yesterday, we asked @CoryBooker “Do you believe the Occupation is a human rights crisis for Palestinians?” He got visibly frustrated. He admits: “If that's your issue I would understand if you want to support somebody else” Looks like he’s choosing @AIPAC over the grassroots.
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6 years
Who’s grandparents are doing this and do they want another grandchild
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Banning people from representing the US at the Olympics if they criticize our country is a weird stance for people that DON’T think the government should control our private opinions to take, right ? Am I missing something ?
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
My boyfriend said that Hamas isn’t a terrorist organization and I think I’m going to break up with him now. Lol. We had a good run.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
someone write me a prescription for a boyfriend
@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
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Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
Honestly Tom Brady is the only person who could successfully primary Trump
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
10 months
Moving to D.C. is really coming face to face with the reality that a lot of brilliant, smart people are often painfully stupid outside of a very narrow subject or skill set.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
James Patterson co-authored a book with his friend Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton is a longtime friend of Jeffrey Epstein. James Patterson is the Executive Producer of the Epstein documentary. @netflix doesn’t this seem odd??
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
10 months
When I first met Kassy she had just arrived back in America from spending a semester in Haifa and was glowing with love for Judaism & Israel. Now almost seven years later I get to watch my lovely friend celebrate her first Hanukkah as a Jew with her amazing fiancé !! 💕 'ברוך ה
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
starting tomorrow I will be wearing swimsuits all week becuse its supposed to be my spring break.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
@JillFilipovic hilariously untrue
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
“Before there were cops there were just Americans, so here we are.”
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
Terrifying message to young girls. Plenty of successful mothers, being a mother isn’t a curse.
@winningatmylife
Heather Champion
5 years
'I wouldn’t have been able to do this' without choosing abortion. I 'carved with my own hands' her career path. Here's to all the girls lucky enough not to be carved out; you have to born to roar.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Going as a very Dangerous Creature this Halloween @kyrstensinema
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
I don’t know if speaking up in class when a professor is bashing free market economics & saying his opinion is absolute fact is worth it if I cry for 20 minutes after out of stress from arguing with a Dr. who controls my grade Does not work for my schedule or mental health
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
News: We have finally caught the Fairfax County serial killer who’s been murdering young women this year! Me:
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
*at a bar* *plays Among Us*
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@IdealPatricia
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5 years
I said in a article draft for my school paper comparing US to China: I am very grateful to live in the United States where we are able to freely communicate and criticize our healthcare system and government without fear of arrest. I was asked to remove it because it shows bias.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
@KassyDillon Handshakes are a central vetting tool. important. I can’t date a man w a weak handshake.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
@sianoresist We gotta BIGdumb here. Yikes
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
I remember this "privilege walk" my first week of college. Utterly bizarre to ask a room full of adult strangers to identify themselves if they had been assaulted or had an alcoholic parents.
@ConceptualJames
James Lindsay, anti-Communist
3 years
"Privilege checklist" from Utah high school. Leftists sowing division in classrooms.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
6 years
@SenMarkey So just to be clear... you cosponsored a Bill that you do not want to become a law?
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
1 year
I am reading alone, at a bar in Des Moines, while having dinner & 3 waitresses (so far) have asked about the book & then told me how messed up they think birth control is. Specifically they said that effects aren’t communicated + girls take it too young Cc. @moveincircles
@IdealPatricia
Patricia
1 year
Fresh off the Amazon delivery truck 🤠🤠🤠
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
I think requiring proof of a recent STD test at bars & clubs would be more beneficial to public health 👀
@MayorBowser
Mayor Muriel Bowser
3 years
Proof of vaccination will be required at:
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
“Feels 10 years since I’ve been able to tweet,” - @KassyDillon having withdrawals
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Hey @TheView I think @KassyDillon is the conservative you want 👀👀
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Me in Navy Yard w/o makeup trying to absolutely not see a single young conservative twitter personality
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@IdealPatricia
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5 years
@PPact yikes
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
in the middle of a long press conference fielding lots of questions Trump made a little joke that any regular person recognized as funny and this is why people hate the media lol:
@chrislhayes
Chris Hayes
4 years
He made an I-used-to-sleep-with-models joke *IN THE MIDDLE* of describing the projections of hundreds of thousands of Americans dying.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Dating in DC should qualify me for the Research and Development tax credit
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
AAAHHHHHHHHH I WAS ON TUCKER AHHAHA
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
At dinner with a Ukrainian refugee talking about life in Iowa vs. Ukraine Her: Yes, you have Tornados we have Russians.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
i have $10.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
10 months
Mazel Tov!! @KassyDillon is more precious than pearls!!
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
6 years
@AidanKalisher @isahell98 @buttabarba Well. When addressing my entire religion, it becomes about me.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
or idk *maybe* just stop aborting all of the baby girls?
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
apparently the rest of the country doesn’t eat pickle rollups at every holiday??? Sad!!
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
1 year
@dumbandfunn Carrie had no children, no family, and then her husband died after only having about a decade together AND she will probably live another 30 years alone/with another problematic boyfriend unless she has a complication from years of smoking. Sex and the city is a horror series.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
Met a cute guy at a bar in Iowa my junior year and after a 3 minute conversation realized I had dinner with his grandparents every Thursday for like 10 years and another time this cute tennis guy was my 3rd cousin and that’s why I had to move
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Iowa’s last nuclear plant closed in 2020 &hundreds of jobs were lost Compliance & operations costs made the reliable source more expensive than installing solar panels on acres of highly valuable land! Check out my latest column on the situation ⬇️⬇️
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@IdealPatricia
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5 years
@dcexaminer @JoeBiden @emilyelarsen My guy here just became the talk of every rural old man McDonalds Saturday morning hangout in our state for sure. @SimonRadio1776
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@IdealPatricia
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4 years
National news outlets only care about Iowa during the caucuses and choose to forget we exist the rest of the time. Massive storms, massive damage and practically 0 coverage.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
I will teach a class as a tenured professor one day about the injustice Melania and her stylists suffered because the media hated Trump. Amazing outfits, perfectly curated and no magazine covers and little impact on American fashion. Madness. Someone should be in jail.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Catholic men why are so many of you like this ??¿ (he was not joking)
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Patricia
5 years
Going to create a DC intern dating app called The Intern-Net™️
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@IdealPatricia
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5 years
@SweeneyABC People need to work please arrest these inconsiderate dorks lol
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5 years
@lukeobrien Offensive.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
All of my grandparent’s 1969 appliances have outlasted every newer microwave, fridge, oven, sink etc. that anyone in my family has bought. Genuinely, what has happened to quality manufacturing?
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Shocking but understandable press release
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
Anyone want to rebel, marry me and go to church? Trads are the hippies of the 2000s
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
Poll: Fewer Americans say marriage is important for parents
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
My friends mom is a smoker and won’t switch to vaping because the impression she has from various gov& nonprofit ads and warnings is that vaping is WORSE than smoking cigarettes We really need to get a handle on vaping misinformation
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
I feel like people who call pop “soda” shouldn’t have the right to vote.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
@tomwatson he literally put Americans in unconstitutional ethnic camps.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
‘And Just Like That’ series summary in 1 meme:
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
@dmorey Support Hong Kong.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
2 years
Outlook My dating life 🤝
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
we need to cancel calories until this quarantine is over
@Ilhan
Rep. Ilhan Omar
4 years
We need to cancel rent until this crisis is over.
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@IdealPatricia
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6 years
@March_for_Life Very gross that this wasn’t looked into further before releasing a statement.
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@IdealPatricia
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2 years
The DHS hearing yesterday were like…80% Senators from both sides complaining about how the Department hasn’t given them adequate answers. Isn’t the job of oversight committees to provide guidance and direction? Seems like a list of complaints with no corrective action
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@IdealPatricia
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5 years
@PhilipWegmann @lizzwinstead How is stuff like this real. I’m so incapable of understanding how a demonstration like this can be celebrated, promoted or how it would even be thought of as a good idea in the first place. Crazy.
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@IdealPatricia
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4 years
@james_roe except they still pressure lots of women into abortions and selectively treat people so....no? Still bad!
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@IdealPatricia
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5 years
@American_Bridge Mitch is a baller loving this vid
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
If you’re eating crawfish you may as well eat the cicadas the look basically the same.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
my dad won’t put a Trump Pence bumper sticker on his car becuse he (reasonably) thinks someone will key it/ slash his tires but sure
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
i share a bathroom with my little brother and I thought I saw a condom on the floor and I almost fell over in distressed Catholic shock but it was, in fact, a cheese stick wrapper& I wasn’t wearing my glasses. Now concerned as to why he was eating cheese sticks in the bathroom.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
This friend is 24 years old:
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
I went to a college with a 98% acceptance rate & have interned and worked next to people that went to Duke, Harvard, Yale etc.. recognizing that college isn’t the end all would be pretty freeing for these parents trapped by Ivy League tunnel vision
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
@clur19 Voiced by the professor from Sky High
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@IdealPatricia
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2 years
Very memorable DC conversation that happened during my first internship in 2017: Me: My dad works for UPS Person: Cool - is he a lobbyist or external relations? Me: Ah, well, he drove the big brown truck..
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Asking if I have any “big plans this weekend?” is a violation of my HIPPA rights
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Try planning a dinner party with guests who have this variety of food accommodations: -Kosher -Vegetarian -Peanut allergy -Dairy sensitivity -Garlic allergy
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Sorry I have an important appointment this afternoon
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
I went out to dinner with a man recently and before we left he said “Oh are you wearing that? It’s kind of a nice place..” (a pizza place) so I changed outfits and then after dinner he asked me to Venmo him $20-30 because it was “more than he expected” does it get better lol
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
it was strongly suggested by doctors that my mom consider an abortion because my brother was likely to have birth complications and serious mental disabilities. My dad said, “this is our son, it doesn’t matter.” 18 years later our 6’2 line backer is doing just fine #MarchForLife
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
@nytimesworld That headline does not match any of the videos on Twitter I’ve seen but okai 👀
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
9 months
@robinhanson Why aren’t there more women subscribers on OnlyFans? Why aren’t there more male sex workers? Why do women have more friendships? Some very clear inherent and also socialized differences in how men and women behavior in relationships and approach to sex.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
Reminder to fund your Roth IRA- even if you're like 19 and can only put in $20-50 just! do! it!
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
@AllieMcCandless They use the punnet square method
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
6 months
I’m at the National Conservatism Conference in Brussels— the police are at the door. Suella Braverman just took the stage! Press waiting at the door for police to come in and disperse (arrest?) people. What crime is being committed?
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
9 months
Ladies and gentlemen, an appropriately priced drink menu:
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
5 years
@TulsiGabbard the speech was nice and he basically only talked about the history of America, honored some special guests who were/ are important and self sacrificing people, and then honored the military??¿ I get being annoyed when he does annoying stuff but the speech& event were lovely
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
This should have been the Presidential portrait:
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5 years
@carobini @KassyDillon hahaha. Nah I’m too ride or die with the real presence of the Eucharist ✌🏼
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
Iowa never shut down church services, everyone just voluntarily stopped having service and we’ve had pretty much no issues so I don’t understand why other states are having tyrinical monitoring of religious buildings.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
3 years
Before you send the women to war please consider that I cannot do even 1 sit up.
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@IdealPatricia
Patricia
4 years
Imagine someone texting you: “ok.” And NOT thinking that means “I hate you stop talking to me you annoying needy loser”
@KassyAkiva
Kassy Akiva
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Why does everyone think I’m such a mean texter because I use periods and don’t use emojis often?
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