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Back in the hood cos I never left, the Franzese routine is back, Glory be to Allah. Tell the streets …..📌
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PO is unnecessarily over scrutinized abeg. Arguably the less corrupt of all candidates yet he gets the most flak. I don’t care what you say he’s supporters do, the guy himself have not done much wrong. Make una dey rest sometimes.
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If you had the likes of Dan Bello teach you at your formative years, you wouldn’t be hustling DM for adverts today.👍🏾
There’s a reason why that guy is a PhD holder and still teaching kindergarten students.
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To buy their Fugazi subsidized rice, at 40k per bag, you have to complete a Google form on their website, print it, submit same to the director of HR, and hope to be on the good side of officials. This is institutionalized slavery and indignity. A very sorry reality to exist in.
JUST IN: Federal Government of Nigeria begins sale of bags of rice for N40,000 to public servants in Abuja.
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The one puff dilemma: I have a friend, heavy on drugs, who went rehab and came off it, Alhamdulillah. Eight months after rehab, he was still off it. Until this faithful day when he attended another friend’s birthday party, and as usual, drugs were being done. 1)
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It’s a duty to be angry at all Nigerian leaders.
BREAKING: Pregnant Woman Due For Delivery Abducted On Way To Hospital
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@DrCOmole
I almost always agree with you but not on this, respectfully sir. No doubt Nigerians generally have a JJ mentality, but these youths have shown immense restraint in that regard. They’ve even protected their attackers, fed them and got them treatment. This isn’t it, sir.
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@FrankKhalidUK
love my man but enough of these capping. your village people been eating food since before you were born.
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Can’t imagine my dad being a thief, that’s for sure.
Imagine your dad saying this about you so emotional 🥲.God when 🤲🏽🤲🏽
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Bashir Ahmad’s salary leaked one time; it was a few thousand Naira shy of a million, and that’s only one SA in an office with a million SAs lol, but to give the people a couple hundreds na him una talk say go cause Kata Kata? Let it happen, we agree. Let it come quick.
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About Jaiz and Lotus, this is what happens when you put in effort to do the right thing according to Shariah. Trust, if we upheld even 50% of the Shariah in our daily affairs and businesses, instead of praise, we’ll start getting conversions. May this serve as a call to amend.
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Try being poor, or being at the mercy of kidnappers, try a lifetime of going to fetch water in a neighborhood village, try trekking to work and back everyday, try actually being shot by bandits, try being an awaiting trial inmate; come back and tell us which is tougher.🙏🏾
One day some of you will end up in positions of leadership and you will get to see how hard it is to actually lead.
Sitting around and blaming doers for how they do what they do is the cheapest thing to do, being a doer is the hardest.
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I don’t even know what you lot mean by I pray Nigeria doesn’t happen to me. How much close does it have to be, before you realize that it has, and indeed it is happening to you? To us all? You’re as vulnerable as every victim out there, some even had better social security.
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Look at this travesty and banditry, by one commissioner out of almost 40, under the dollar thieving APC chairman, now replicate same and its versions across all states, and then the FG, and see if God will not punish you for being foolish. This is war in its most brutal form.📌
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Why would you give TETFUND to a governor who had eight years but couldn’t move the education in his state forward even by a mile? Which CV is he bringing to TETFUND? Which motivation does he have to do any serious work? We will be here to remind you lot how it’s all by design.
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They’ll need more courts to sue nighas because we will speak up until we are six feet down, Bi’iznillah.👏🏾🔥
Nigerians Are Hungry, Dying, Eating Grass; Let Tinubu Government Sue Me For Speaking Up – Skitmaker, Dan Bello | Sahara Reporters
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When phone snatchers come for your phone with knives, what’s the default advice? Give it up to them, to protect your life. After all, you can always get a new phone, but not a new life. Nobody says we’re empowering the thieves here, but suddenly you lot want to be ‘reasonable’.
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Innalillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Rajiun. In total submission to Allah, I announce that the Numero Uno OG of my family has answered the ultimate call to His Lord. He’s lived it all Alhamdulillah, 90+, my personal therapist (of sort), Walin Nupe; May Allah extend his Rahma to Him.🙏🏾
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Does this guy even understand his designation at all? Is he aware that he’s supposed to lead the charge in holding the President accountable? Omo, we’re doomed Wallah.
Pray For Tinubu's Administration, Akpabio Tells Nigerians
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Why aren’t you and your siblings in the streets looting? Simple. You’re privileged with education and basic sustenance: and until every single Nigerian equally enjoys that privilege, we will never know sustained peace. Protests will end, hoodlums not so fast, sadly.
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in it, he said not to go near it. While you want to feel confident about your strength to just sin a little and come off it after, don’t forget that the best of us warned us to protect our nafs; this tells us how strong it is. The shaitan comes at us slowly and systematically 6)
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This is lovely to see. You’re a great guy with a large heart, you shared a whooping 10k each to needy widows. Touched by their condition, you dignified them by having it recorded on video, which you’ve now shared to the world to inspire us. Thank you for your efforts sir.🙏🏾
This woman benefited from our cash gift of just N10,000, she is one among the 100 widows we supported today in Gwio Ward of Bade LG, Yobe State. We have so far disbursed a total of N12,000,000.00
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Default judgement successfully entered, as the court pleased. My watch has ended.👏🏾
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Innalilahhi Wa inna Illaihi Rajiun. My dear brother
@Zanasty_jnr
, this is very hard to take, but the creator’s decisions aren’t to be questioned. I’m confident you’re in a better place. May Allah accept you wholly with his Rahma. You’ll be missed dear brother.💔💔
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Eight years after their illustrious son led the nation.
Katsina residents turn to ox-driven carts, donkeys, bicycles to cut transportation cost - Daily Trust
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Steven Drury. 🐐
An absolute dream to get to work for
@mancity
last night, the club I've loved all my life. Just incredible.
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No wonder they said DSS should pick up Dan Bello. The man is a serious threat to oppressors because his style pierces through the soul of the people. Even Dangote didn’t have this reach, neither did any of the persons who spun the Malta P, but with this video; proper belter.📌
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Law is one of the very few courses where you’re set to earn immediately you’re called. I was in court exactly 48 hours of my call, and in the 24 hours prior to that I had earned 5% of 2.5m via a deed of assignment. This is exactly why you should study law in a ‘lawless country’.
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This is not justice, this is perversion of justice. It’s injustice in its rawest manifestation. There’s nothing to celebrate here, you can’t compensate the 24 years you took from him, and there are thousand other Lukmans rotting in our oppressive system.💔
Justice at last: Innocent bricklayer, Lukman, freed after 24-yr incarceration
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A non-issue. If a person deletes a thing, it shows a revision in their thought, and an awareness of the impact their expression may have. That in itself suffices, to further propagate it in the hope of inviting a needless backlash on her, is in fact the biggest Fitna here.
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#EndBadGovernanceProtest
By Allah’s Will we begin the journey to taking back our sovereignty by demanding that our servants and employees fix their acts and direct our rightful democratic dividends to us, without compromise, as mandated, demanded, and established by LAW.✊🏿
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Throughout my Uni I didn’t know what was happening academically. I had parallel F results 60% of the times. I re-sat at least 60% of my courses. I managed to finish. I never felt like a failure. I didn’t get depressed. I wasn’t worried. My value and esteem is innately grounded.
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A new dawn, the books are open and guys will be made. We are due for the oath and we remain prepared. A man of honor.
SC, Genovese.💫
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Just start, they said. Well, we have, and InshaAllah, we’ll see it through. Humble beginnings something something.
I.U Wali.
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It doesn’t matter if he caused it or not, if it was out of his hands or not, it matter that it happened under his watch, and that’s what we’re tryna say. We don’t have a proper punitive system in the country. We give people too many chances to fxck up again and again.
Tunisian President Sacks Religious Affairs Minister After 49 Pilgrims Died In Hajj | Sahara Reporters
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@SundayDareSD
Find the two guys who drew him too, they’ve got to be very good to draw this beast.
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‘You should Thank God for giving you a calm, confident, intelligent and emphatic Lawyer; he carried himself so beautifully, spoke so elegantly, and communicated empathy for your case. You’re free to go’.🙏🏾🙏🏾😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Alhamdulillah!! My best day yet, by Far.🔥❤️❤️🥂🇳🇬
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A full time Law Degree in Britain, the fathers of the Common Law we practice here in Nigeria, is completed in just 3 years, but in those years, you get a better, and more modern training than you would in Nigeria after 5 (7+ strikes) years of being treated like a glorified slave.
Why should BAZE University be running LLB programme for 3years instead of 5years for UTME candidates?
I have always not trusted this school. Is it not this university those our Politicians attended and acquired their degrees? Did they truly merit those degrees given to them?
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Ok, Petroleum Minister.
Ribadu says Nigeria now produces 1.8mbpd of crude oil — above 2024 budget benchmark | TheCable
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He’s a master master planner, don’t take him for granted.
You begin by posting modest pictures, and slide off to posting small hair, then curves, all while men and women alike praise you, before you realize, you live for posting your awrah. 7)
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Alhamdulillah, we’ve done our bit today, and with excitement and relief, we begin our vacation together with the Noble Lords. This is when I thank God again for not being in a ‘Law Firm’, because omo, the way my body aches, mo need a whole month of rest, or two even. SC.✌🏾
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If you like build 774 masajids in each local government area of Nigeria, by Allah if you steal people’s money you’ll account for it. You think you’re smart? You steal people’s money and share a part of it and present yourself as a good person afterwards; your reward ends here.
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the transmission vectors, for when they get in, it becomes harder.
It’s however possible, and the next puff might be the ‘one puff’. So, protect yourself from the next ‘one puff’.
May Allah continue to guide, protect, and bless us.
Not a sermon.
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Family, the best protection to the diseases of the heart is to stay away from them entirely. That one puff, is a gateway for addiction, just like the weed you call harmless, is a gateway to much harder drugs. You begin to crawl, run, then walk at whichever pace 8)
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Idan munyi magana ace mun raina Mallamai. He went from crying on Mimbars against killings in the North, to joining the establishment and doing table manners, to now ignoring the killings (he used to cry for) of his kin, to fighting his book critics, and now defending politicians.
This can happen to any of us. It has nothing to do with governance. The earlier we ignore this kind of news, the better. May the Almighty make Nigeria a better place for us.
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@kayodebakre8
@XBrianDennis
I would’ve been surprised if the opposite was the case. This is not down to fatigue, Atiku is just more experienced and prepared for this job. I mean, he basically mentored PO on the game at that level.
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I had the rare privilege of speaking to our future professionals and leaders courtesy of
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Baba to marry content creator go too be hell omo. Hi guys, so my husband and I decided……. Aminot God punish you, something wey we discuss for 1:00am for bed side??? Auzubillah. Come and be going to your father’s house, I’m sure the old man has content for days. God Filis.🙏🏾
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There’s a conspicuous lack of information regarding the kidnappers themselves. What happened? Was the random paid? If no, were they arrested? Neutralized? How were they ‘rescued’ by you lot? You don’t get to play hero for doing absolutely nothing (that we know of sha).
BREAKING: FCT POLICE RESCUES BWARI KIDNAPPED VICTIMS, REUNITES VICTIMS WITH FAMILY
as CP promises sustenance of existing robust security arrangements in affected areas, beyond .
Following the relentless advancement of the Federal Capital Territory Police Command
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Guys.....I missed it😭😭😭......I’m very confident it was the charge sheet, I made a grave mistake that I only realized about 5mins to time. 2’1. I’m very devastated but Alhamdulillah.
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Later on they’ll say he appointed northerners but what did they do? All the time he’s only appointed failed ex-governors and politicians, and/or their nominees, including current ones, like they’re now celebrating Radda for facilitating his man’s appointment. Oyana!
Tinubu Appoints Ex-Katsina Gov Masari As TETFund Board Chair
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Sheikh Muhammad Sani R/L is the one scholar I trust to take his time, allow emotions to cool off, then weigh in on a topic with nuance and depth.
I love him for Allah’s sake, and I pray Allah continues to guide him and increase him in knowledge and wisdom.
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Hospitals? Schools? Public libraries? R&D centers? Nah Akhi. Let’s upgrade the airports instead, remember we would have to rely on them to exit in case the camels back break. The hollow men are never wrong.
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Bat has equally grown intellectually, I’m sure he’s read a few newly earthed Fatwas too. MashaAllah.🙏🏾
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but we’re on the journey.
There’s a report that says, porn watchers usually begin with a video, and end up watching tens of videos.
The message is simple, and I’m sure you get it already. That’s why when the creator ordered us against zina, he didn’t say not to engage 5)
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Shakespeare needs to chill man. Mudding a former classmate on national television after you’ve just met the other day, and actually calling out his name and alluding to his being mediocre and unsuccessful is low ball, but I’m least surprised really.
If Nigeria Fails, The Black Man Has Failed - Shettima Tells Lawmakers
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Police deploys 4,200 hungry officers against hunger protests.*
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 NEWS :Nigeria 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 have 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲ed 𝟒,𝟐𝟎𝟎 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭
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He took spend more time with your daughters a little too seriously. Small time now this girl go come dey yarn us say we no sabi hustle and book. Game is rigged.
EFCC arraigns Former Minister of Aviation Sen. Hadi Sirika, Daughter Over Alleged N2.7bn contract Fraud. This is just an appetiser, the main course is definitely underway.
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Sanusi should be the big guy today but when he was dethroned and the kingdom divided, the beneficiaries weren’t big enough to reject the move as force a reversal on the governor? Bakwason gaskiya dai Wallah. Bigger man una!! Fuck outta here with that BS.
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Thank you Abdul, you’re doing remarkably well with these tips. About clients as a new wig; first step is usually to communicate (intelligently) to your immediate network - family, friends, colleagues (esp. non-law), and your online community that you’re a lawyer -
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The Almajiri phenomenon undermines any sophistication we love to amplify in the North. Decades, we’ve not come up with a solution. You can’t say you want God to bless you when you have children on the road begging for food. None of that IGR bullshit. Fix the Goddamn injustice.
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This guy must think this is an extension of Rivers State. Nobody cares about what you say around here Chico, you’re not known like that.
FCT not available for protesters Aug. 1 – Wike
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The best mothers I personally know, learnt the kitab at their matrimonial homes. They were not very knowledgeable, but the deen was embedded in their culture and with that they produced well mannered kids. It’s not the knowledge per se akh, it’s more the adab. Don’t be fooled.
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See ba, marry a good woman. I know this because of my step mom. Never, by Allah, never, would she open her mouth to say to any other person, any detail of what happens in her home. She’s notorious for being a ghost, even at family events. Blessing to us all.❤️
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I paid my father’s bar practicing fees. InshaAllah until either of us is no more, I’ll be the one to always pay it. My hero.❤️
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Suddenly you care about our hospitals yeah?? Doctors and Nurses don dey cry tey tey nobody bat eye lid, una dey lap private hospital, health workers dey japa steadily nobody shout, dead bodies surplus for mortuary una no talk; but just once like this una turn emergency activists.
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Again, you and your fawning minions continue to overate yourselves. Do you think your little ‘you’ll hear from us’ is supposed to deter anybody from calling you, your boss, and your rent boys out? Negro please. You’ve no virtuous character capable of being defamed, your touted -
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Fast forward four months after the 1st ‘one puff’, by Allah, he had relapsed completely, and was even on the verge of becoming worse.
Two years ago, I had stopped listening to music for like 6 months, until Meek Mill released his championship album. 3)
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Let it be on record that the
@PoliceNG
used these and more on peaceful protesters, without cause or reason, infringing on the rights of peaceful protesters and innocent passers by. All the same, we remain resolute in saying
#EndBadGovernace
✊🏿
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Good morning. 2023 is now official, and today marks the beginning of the year proper for many of us. In a bid to wish you a successful year (according to your personal standard), I bring you some tips to help you maximize your strength and set you up for success.
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Where are the CNG buses? The transportation subsidy touted post-fuel subsidy removal? Where’s the quarterly ministerial performance report promised - did they all pass? Where’s the wage awards promised? The trimmed Oronsanye report? They’ve consistently taken us for fools.
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Ranting/protesting got baba Aliko a seat with the Regulators, and I’m confident they’ll resolve the issue in no time. Sadly for us, the sovereigns, they said we should resort to praying for the government, sabida mu aka raina wa hankali. Oyana!
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Thanks to the new players in town, some of whom are now frantically running from pillar to post to protect their new found buoyancy; no new industries, no surge in employments, no new enterprises, zilch progress, but somehow real estate is booming lol. Welcome to the Fraud HQ.
Abuja real estate is booming. We have been out-bided thrice in our plan to get a new permanent office in the city.
Yet, the economy is in crisis. The people are in hardship.
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It’s absurd for a lawyer to come on the TL to tell his colleague that he’s lying about a narration of his ordeal in court. It’s worse to claim he’s misleading people, to diminish his competence and reputation. But I tell you; TOHEEB WALE ADEAGBO is THE lawyer you want to hire.
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The President doesn’t even acknowledge the existence of this dark reality we face. Most governors/legislators are probably out the country, conspicuously silent and unbothered about the situation; people are left to hope, pray, crowdfund, and mourn their loved ones everyday.💔
Innalillahi wa’ina ilaihi rajiun!
Alhaji Bashar Mai Waya, who was abducted yesterday on the Tsafe-Gusau highway, has been reported killed by bandits today.
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Baba na 1,2,3 - 50 people dem off o. And nothing, absolutely nothing concern anybody; not main media, not these lame nighas. But God forbid someone calls their Idolos thieves, which they are, suddenly everybody gets heated up. Baba Fuck Una All.
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I received a call from a boy’s mom this morning (18yo). He’s been detained for a year plus now, without a conviction and sentencing, even after pleading guilty to the one count charge. She cried so profusely I didn’t know when I joined her. He suffers from TB he picked up inside.
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Participation, coordination, consistency and commitment. All a councilor, chairman, or any other public officer needs to transform their jurisdiction. Sadly all we know is money money money, everything money, absolutely zero attempts at innovating and creating solutions.
By digging such pits, people in Arusha, Tanzania, have managed to transform a desert area into a budding grassland.
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I just made 100k in bed. It took a 20+ minutes review of an agreement. I worked on just 2 clauses, but those clauses are a function of sustained research about the subject. Monetize your services, dear Attorneys. Always get something in return; that’s the prestige of it. 🥂
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you like. That’s the cycle of life.
The best solution, is to stay away from that which harms your deen, ab initio.
When Ibn Sina discovered that diseases had variants and were caused by germs, he proposed a model; wash your hands regularly, so as to interrupt the 9)
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I just witnessed two brothers fight neck to neck until it was time for Maghrib. They perfumed ablution with us all, and stood side by side to pray. We are out now and the beef is back. I was impressed but they effaced it lol.
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Allah Ya Jikan Shettiman Agaie. Only a few hours ago he called me and advised/prayed for me, it still feels unreal because he sounded hale and hearty, but Allah’s Will and Predestination knows no qualifiers. A very gentle, loving, and humble father by all standards.
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I’ve tried to avoid this but it begs for a reply, even if short. You can’t make a decision, and thereafter seek to gaslight those who warned you against it, employing hypotheticals. Maybe you don’t understand the powers of the GCFR, maybe you’re being willfully ignorant, maybe -
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Kashim is effectively the weakest VP we’ve ever seem. Ironic since they used him as a decoy to manipulate the people’s votes using religion as the sacred cow.
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They gave millions to a local chief in my area to dissuade the people from coming out, but the people chop their money clean mouth. They’re asking, so you’ve millions but our local hospitals and schools remain dilapidated? InshaAllah the people’s mind shall be fully liberated.✊🏿
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