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10 years
i aint been myself past couple days had to hop up out the bed turn my swag on look in the mirror n say wassup
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amc this, amc that, when AM i gonna C ur tiddies???
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you will all see the consequences of hyping up a brown boy from toronto
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@OVOmcXO @BLAIRLAFLAIRE @Ch4ryXp how dumb can you be to say this lmao
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@houmemefol man i just wanna hold some tiddies
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r.i.p etika thank you for always putting a smile on my face and making me laugh like fucking crazy
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@WreckaAir @bIondiewasabi there isn’t a “real” anonymous, literally anyone is free to join and say they’re apart of the group
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@audacity_of @xokayke stay mad lil incel
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@mmagrizzly77 @pokimanelol @abstrekt2 it’s because the attack helicopter meme is literally used to make fun of trans people, it dehumanizes them and makes them feel bad. ofc she has to apologize for this shit lol
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@returntopluto you thought this was funny? sad
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@JackNForTweeets @BigGrizz__ looks like someone has a fragile masculinity
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@icedoutomnitrix i made fettuccine alfredo and garlic bread, what do u think chris?
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@workingoncrying why are carti and uzi fans so homophobic
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ramona flowers just ran away from her problems instead of facing them and put the weight onto other people. telling girls that they’re like ramona is not a compliment lmfao, everyone knows kim is the best
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wow i really hope nothing bad happens to sabre, located on 221 n. lastelle st. suite #1050 in chicago!!!
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@icedoutomnitrix i’m gonna be a non-binary teacher lol
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@icedoutomnitrix have my students address me as Lord Alby
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@ExtendoBans this what dudes who hate on 100 gecs look like
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ok ig i gotta clarify and mention it’s not hate, it’s only a joke
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@punker_irl no such thing as a real punk that doesn’t support blm
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my little tea time session today with some green tea and navel oranges :)
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guarantee you that if a male did this, no one would say this
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@IzyC213 @SOHOTNOTCRAZY @YungYinkv jordyn said it, not her. yachty cleared it up
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4 years
NOT WAYNE BROOOOO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSSSS
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Lil Wayne WEEZY F
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Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾
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i’m a proud hater
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erys! edi x3, paris 11/05
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why are y’all so mean? 🤨🤨
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@itskeyon use this          CARD NUMBER : 5456835371356608          BANK : AMERUS BANK          NAME : Ni Coles          ADDRESS : 3781 Freedom Lane          COUNTRY : United States          MONEY RANGE : $1309          CVV: 813          EXPIRY : 02/2021          CARD PIN : 2585
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@enzoriverss there goes the drake of maryland
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@convvr they want praise from it but the only people that praise them are other white ppl
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wanted to most more of my film
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never kill yourself
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i like that the "never kill yourself" images are getting gradually more depressing
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@HPDDAILY the real question is, who’s the true popular loner?
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i love scott pilgrim but the lame ass dudes that say “i want a ramona flowers” ruin it, just shut up already lmfao
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@ZainybrosIsHere @brandonagolston @lilyachty shouldn’t have said “yes” then ??? don’t speak on shit you don’t know about, especially if it’s serious like this
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@Trey_Ell @pierrefleury_ @TheKelliAmirah @LiveLoveJocee because having this “opinion” is literally transphobic. you are misgendering her. if she identifies as a girl then she is one.
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do u think liberals know that there are palestinian jews affected by israel too or
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the way weeaboos feel about japan is how i feel about brazil
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jesus christ they just keep going
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@icedoutomnitrix manipulated my plug for acid, i’m guilt tripping
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@jesgillins_ @turbofart420 @Target hey jeslyn, this tweet is a joke and that guy was a meme like 5 years ago. oh and by the way, there’s no medical condition that stops you from wearing a mask, even people with asthma can wear masks without having to worry.
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@ChrisBCake @kathleenstraff @_deaniesuxxx @daxfoxxx @stfudoudou literally read any sociology textbook. if you were educated and knew your shit then you would know gender is a spectrum and it’s totally different from sex.
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what happened in august cigarettically, financially, cocainically, popperly, sluttically can never happen again
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@icedoutomnitrix oh then thank you for blurring their faces, hopefully the photographer edits the picture
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rest easy waka <3
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just opened my wallet and a fly flew out
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@NJStableGenius @tonybalogna @isajoh37 @ICEgov how big of a fucking loser do you have to be to do this lmao
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@cake_hoarder honey mustard
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me when my friends start judging me for having a cigarette when i’m drunk
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@Melissa41797604 @isajoh37 she’s a human being that achieved something you can never do. you cannot be “illegal” on stolen land
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i just killed and ate the duolingo bird
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@ChrisBCake @kathleenstraff @daxfoxxx sociology is far from fiction lmfao, it’s a real science. gender and sex are apart of biology too and it’ll say that gender and sex are different in biology textbooks too, so you just made yourself look even more stupid than you did before.
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@enzoriverss i listened to what’s poppin like once in my life and never again after that
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@jacobiscoolasf @Brad_Dadd @realJosueVega1 @pandomissesmac @richbrian poverty rates go down 0% just because of this tweet, thank you jason sands
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@cudyman this is how the gas station manager look like every time he sees you n the rest of 8jency dancing
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yogurt gurt: sup
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@MerkMilly @Ziku_da_Boi @Keionisbored @JackNForTweeets men don’t have to be masculine, it’s obvious you’re insecure about your masculinity if you have that mindset. adding pronouns in your bio as a cis person supports trans/non-binary people who are always called by the wrong pronouns
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“ladies, gays, theys and nonbinary babes”
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addison rae looks so racist
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@MunchieMan304 @aki4ty i can see why u got cheated on cracker
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@flashbangthedog @convvr @irlsanri0 you’re weird and a loser bro, just stop it. she obviously wanted a nice livestream but weirdos kept sexualizing everything for no reason, it’s inappropriate, stop defending it
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she blocked me bc i have 82 followers on spotify
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@workingoncrying i just play fall guys during zoom classes
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the things i do for pussy
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@enzoriverss honestly i wouldn’t even be surprised if you tweeted that LMAOO
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my dream blunt rotation
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@icedoutomnitrix you better off just wearing socks bro
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@madison3457 @FirasZatoon @ABC sympathy over a person that denies healthcare for trans people? someone who can’t handle a pandemic properly and turned the use of masks into something political?? gtfo
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i love my little brother
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at least try to be affectionate what is “chill” lol
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this smug fucker sat down at my table and started eating my sandwich wtf
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@wxnday shut the fuck up
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what do u mean the customer is always right? sounds like dickriding to me
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@Trey_Ell @pierrefleury_ @TheKelliAmirah @LiveLoveJocee a person decides their gender, it is not you to tell that person what you think they are. i’m not making anything up lol, i’m just stating facts
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@ctrlzora what the hell is an “aesthetic change” LMAOOO
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ever since twitter removed this feature, my “for you” page has been nonstop alt-right bs when i don’t interact with those tweets at all. has this been happening with anyone else?
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why did twitter remove the “liked by” and “followed by” thing
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@akirangei disgusting
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bro ur 22, stop calling your friend group “the boys”
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if u recently got a new crush, it’s not real. it’s fake, stop letting ur brain play u nope no nope noooo no nah
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taylor swift fans r so brave for letting everyone know they have bad music taste
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need to wear these pants again
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this is honestly the absolute worst feature apple ever added
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im sorry but seafood boil is something i have to eat by myself away from civilization because of how slutty itll get
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why does no one ever wanna go to seafood boil.
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if i had $200,000 i would open the greatest cafe chicago has ever seen
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@enzoriverss u have no idea. i get high and just put weird words in front of shots and make myself laugh, all bc of u
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