If your tax accountant doesn’t answer immediately it is probably because they are busy. It doesn’t mean call over and over again, send me text messages, and email multiple times! Unless you want me to have a nervous breakdown then by all means keep on!
#taxtwitter
@catsscareme2021
When I was growing up I absolutely hated and dreaded getting shots. I always felt like I was going to die after I got one. As I grew up I felt like that was just my anxiety making me overreact. But now.. I wonder if it was my intuition as these shots are literally hurting kids.
Filed s-corp elections in Feb / March 2023 and now over a year later the s-corp extensions are getting rejected. Anyone else seeing this?
#TaxTwitter
#duedateproblems
I’ve had more client emails, texts, phone calls, follow-ups this week than all of tax season. Maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit but it sure feels like it. Anyone else?
#taxtwitter
Does anyone else get really excited when you check your email for the first time that day and it isn’t blown up with a million requests? It feels like the whole day is open to get tax returns done and out!!! 🥳
#taxtwitter
Just efiled our last return! Yay one more deadline done. These youngsters complaining about a 7-8 hr work day and I just pulled a 14 almost 15 hr work day and still have smile on my face.
#taxtwitter
A banker needs p&ls for 2024. Wants them ASAP through March 2024. Does the banker not realize that it’s 3/26. Now my client has to explain to the banker how a calendar works. 🙃
#TaxTwitter
No tax returns done today. Errands went quickly so we were able to take a walk with the dogs to our creek. Such a beautiful day!
@HobbyTownEvoX
#taxtwitter
@TheEcho13
I honestly don’t need or even want things like flowers, jewelry, etc. I think it’s far more romantic for my husband to hold my hand through the hard times in life and tell me we will get through it together. Knowing I have a true partner in life is the romance I want. 🤷🏼♀️
@cordes_tax
I got a few “I really hate to file extensions” this year again. Most of my clients accept extensions but I still have a few hold outs. Idk why people are so against an extension. I’ve always filed an extension on my own returns. I’ve heard IRS agents say it lowers audit risk.
@CHOOZLIFE1
Plus it probably doesn’t help that no one would believe you that this was all from vaccine shedding. No one wants to admit it is real. I experienced it just from being around people in 2021. Not even that closely.
@mdeepe80
The IRS: you have to file (or extend) and pay by 4/15
Also the IRS: we will take 18 months to read a letter and respond and 12 months to process a electronically filed amended return. Oh and there is nothing you can do about it.
@mountainwesttax
Interesting, a large number of my clients handle their own books. And oddly enough one of my favorite parts of my job is cleaning up those books. It’s like a puzzle for me to solve. I built my firm around teaching small business owners (or their wives) to do their own books.
@bhallcpa
@wahsatchmo
I don’t have the source on me right now but I would look at the court case where the stripper got to deduct her breast enhancement bc they were so large and uncomfortable it was clear that in normal life she wouldn’t want them. And her income afterwards skyrocketed.
@TGhm1975
@hashjenni
lol right! I wanted to add that but ran out of characters. At least she isn’t hunting for food everyday and running from bears so she isn’t eaten.
@audrawrongspeak
I had a convo with my hubby last night.. I told him the only way I will feel comfortable using a public restroom now is if he stands at the door and make sure a man doesn’t follow in. This is a scary time to be a women.
I have one more report to run before going home. I click on the wrong report and Quickbooks starts spinning and won’t load it. Do I just say F-it and throw the computer at the wall?? Don’t worry I’m fine.
#TaxTwitter
@MikeSyl36625988
OMG I could complain about QBO for hours if you got me going! I hate it so much. I have been a QB pro advisor for over a decade. A lot of my clients came from their listings. But I’m a desktop girl! It’s just heads and tails better software. So pissed at the online option!
This was supposed to be my day. I had it all planned. But it turned into a shit show instead. I did rally at the end and got 3 out. But my goal was sooo much higher!
#TaxTwitter
@andreamacdcpa
My husband and I have had a joint account since about the 1st month we lived together. And I would not do it any other way. We share everything though. Every business we own together. No financial decisions even small ones are made without a conversation. It works great for us.
@CluelessClient
I want to know who is spreading the rumor that going on extension increases audit risk. If anything the opposite is true. This rumor has been going strong for decades, has no evidence to back it up, and IRS denies it. We need to get to the bottom of it!
The mentions in this post demonstrate how little some people understand regarding what it is like to own a business. Plenty of business owners turn down small jobs because there are better opportunities out there!
Sounds like you should do it yourself then.
$140 is barely worth answering the phone for, let alone setting up your account, acquiring part, scheduling install, and then billing it out.
To be fair though, can’t really expect customers to understand this.
@josh_firestine
@JoJoFromJerz
@TheRock
Josh is on 🔥 with this post. Also I am so sick of reading the same post over and over again about how the Rock is betraying his country. We get it. You were all paid to say it!
@LangmanVince
One of my clients that still live in Chicago said that migrants being bused there finally woke up a lot of people. Sometimes it has to get really bad before people see what is really going on.
@tracyvegas
@Rudofaux1
@BadMedicalTakes
Cramps feel like my insides are being peeled apart. And often stabbing pain where I can’t stand. Gas? You must be lucky to have avoided this! Some of us not so lucky.
Help me read a crypto coinbase report. The gain and loss summary says no sales occurred. But she has a couple of “send” transactions to unknown during the year. Is the “send” a sale? There is no detail on the send transaction other than qty sent.
#TaxTwitter
@prolifejewess
Birth control gave me a blood clot at 23. Told I could never take any hormones the rest of my life bc I’d likely have another clot. Then at 34 had a cyst. Doctor tried to give me hormonal birth control to deal with the cyst. I persisted bc it could kill me.
@wlthyaccountant
I’ve never allowed a client to watch me prepare a return. If someone asked I just told them that isn’t how we do a return. I told them more errors were likely this way bc my full attention isn’t spent on the return. I never lost a client because of this. And no arguments.
@taxgirl
I don’t refund sham. Every client has a preference. So I do their withholding calculations to match their preferences. Some clients want $10k back other clients want to owe $100k.
@Kyra_Nicole89
@TonyaPoole64298
@Liz_Wheeler
Tracking your cycle is easier than women realize. We were taught from a young age that you can’t and that you can get pregnant on any day which is a complete lie.
@MikeSyl36625988
We need people in charge that will protect us. I love legal immigrants. I have many in my family and friends. But skipping the line and invading our country isn’t fair to legal immigrants. And clearly becoming a dangerous situation for us already in America.
@ask_aubry
As an accountant… I 💯 understand. Even though sometimes we do similar work not the same thing at all! We are the ones the bookkeepers call when they get stuck. We are not bookkeepers. I would be furious. Especially, as a business owner.
@MikeSyl36625988
It’s also easier to negotiate the trade in value than a discount off of your new care price. They wiggle a lot on that value. Say oh I know a friend that will pay an extra $1k for it and they usually match it!
@wlthyaccountant
The week after tax season is the worst. I don’t feel like I can function. Resting makes me agitated. I don’t feel like doing anything either because I’m still so exhausted. I can’t wait to shake this off and feel normal again.
@brendan_milli
@LorilynWilson
@Budgetdog_
Stay in your lane?? What do you do for a living? Because she literally does taxes for a living. She spends hours and hours each year learning new tax law and researching different options for clients. Do you have a CPA? EA? Accounting degree? Any tax experience?
@longstoryfarms
Why so much hate on small farmers and homesteaders today?? Some people just want a simpler life and don’t mind the hard work. But yes it is next to impossible to make money as a farmer. You have to find the product to hard or gross that no one else wants to do it!
@AccountingAsArt
That is about as bad as
C: why isn’t my tax return done
M: Because you haven’t sent half of your docs yet or answered my questions
C: why do you need that to finish my tax return? Just make it work
@bsuecannon
I don’t have one anymore. Took it down when we hit max capacity and moved out of state. Eventually I need to put one up again… maybe this summer. 🤷🏼♀️
@mplpodcast305
No one would know who Bryson was if it wasn’t for Trump. He got his popularity from his MAGA rap challenge. I wonder now if he did it all for the $$. Used us and Trump along the way. 😒
@MichaelJDidion
If it has a business or a rental it can’t be considered a simple return. Complications can always arise. Simple means w2 / interest / dividends/ retirement / itemized only.
@DawnsMission
It takes everything in me not to walk up to them and ask “why are you still wearing that on your face!” And then explain how they are increasing their risk for disease not decreasing it.
@WTFoote
I thought my acknowledgments were coming in slow last night because it was taking about an hour… not 3 days. Also, I use Drake and don’t have a many complaints.
@TheEcho13
We aren’t even warned it could do things like cause blood clots (happened to me) or constant cramping and excessive bleeding (also happened to me) Best thing I did for my health is to stop taking it! I felt better almost immediately!
@MikeSyl36625988
A lot of accountants just take a p&l and run with it. I always look at the qb file because even with a bookkeeper there could be issues!
Today is the day to call into the IRS. Less than a 30 second wait hold on the practicer hotline. Called twice and got really friendly people today. So if you had something pending and you were putting it off today might be the day to call 🤷🏼♀️
#TaxTwitter
@dunkhippo33
BUT if you switch to a C-Corp now the entity still has to pay the taxes. Which could be more or less depending on your tax bracket. All of the money you receive as a distribution down the road is taxed for capital gains and income tax (double taxation).
@GubbaHomestead
The sun provides healing. If you feel bad mentally or physically… sit outside for a bit in the sun and it will improve the way you feel. Absorb the vitamin D!
@thtlibertychick
We are supposed to have wrinkles at 37? I guess my body didn’t get that memo either 🤣🤣…. I feel younger at 37 then I did at 25. I’m also a LOT stronger and can handle longer cardio. The only thing that declined is my flexibility and joint pain!
@kawaii_girl2001
@TheEcho13
@Biotic_Commando
I met my husband when I was 24 and he was 34. Been together now for almost 13 years. Barely notice the age gap unless it’s brought up. OR on my birthday when he tells me that I can’t complain about getting older bc I am still young. Even though he complained at my age 🤣🤣🤣
@AccountingAsArt
I woke up to rain at 4:30 AM but was actually able to fall back asleep for once and woke up late but feeling really rested! Worked late last night so an extra hour this morning isn’t gunna hurt anything!
@yoalexrapz
I hate birth control because of what it did to my body. It has nothing to do with my political beliefs and everything to do with my personal experience. I’m happy if women on both sides can come together to help save other women or at least make sure they understand the risks. 😊
@femturnedwife
You also will never feel the joy that comes from success and the feeling of accomplishment with a job well done. Not taking away from motherhood but a career offers something different. And is worthwhile to me and many other women.
@SomeB1tchIKnow
This feels ridiculous until I did the math and realized I spend more than $25k at the grocery store each year! We never eat out (I do mean never). So most of our food comes from the grocery store (unless we grow or raise it). We do eat well. Lots of fresh foods and we eat a lot!
@VitallyMelanie
It is exhausting and in the winter I do want to quit sometimes. Not having central heat is the worst and having to lug water half way across 40 acres in jugs because my pipes burst again sucks! But in the summer it is so beautiful that I fall in love with it all over again.
@generousfarm
I like to transplant almost all of my plants… not potatoes or carrots but it lets me know which sprouts will be successful and not waste space.
@BecomingAdamCom
Right! Put the time in and then you can talk. Make sure that relationship can hold up through everything life throws at you before you lecture someone else!
@bouquetofkisses
@GeoRebekah
We do not fantasize about him. He’s twice my age. That is so gross. We like his fricken policies. We like that he puts America and us first. How hard is this to understand?!? It’s so basic and obvious!
@HolmquistInTax
I have 2 cell phones. It was the best decision I ever made. Clients have no boundaries and often text at 5 or 6am. This why that cell phone sits in the office and my personal phone stays with me.
@KeenanPeachy
You can also see gender differences so starkly different in animals as well. When you look at babies or animals outside of the “include of society”. There are only 2 genders and it defines many characteristics and behaviors.
@gertieok
@DividendBreeder
Healthshare programs are going to win out against the health insurance system. I pay less than half for more coverage. I had a $10k annual deductible now I have a $1k per incident deductible.
Just got a phone call +1 (312) 614-7436
Man: This is so and so from homeland security (thick Indian accent).
Me: um ok?
My husband leans over to the pone speaker and said: no you aren’t. What is your badge number?
Man: Shut the f$ck up! And hung up!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KamVTV
We used to have a rooster that went around to each of our windows and crowed starting at 4-5am. Now all of our roosters are locked in coups not near our house.
@LIFOMichael
Omg once upon time a client had that and after a lot of probing and digging it turned out some of the expenses included a lift ticket to vail and lingerie. Client ended up being being fired. Not the only issue.
@2kay24
@tiras_corner
When I was in college, my mom drove me to the doc. He couldn’t convince me to do extra blood tests. He brought my mom in thinking she would support him. She tore him to pieces (especially after she saw he made me cry). I had just wanted some cough medicine.
@BernadineBlntly
My husband and I have been married over a decade. And we have heard some of the worst advice from people who either have never had a good long term relationship or they are in a horrible long term relationship and are miserable. Obviously I’ve ignored all of their advice!
@goddeketal
I always take my baby chics away from the mom and raise them like I would day old chics or incubated eggs. I think that is pretty normal and increases the survival rate. Anyone that has an issue probably has never raised chickens.
@ForemanTaxLaw
@PwC
I used to work for a couple that owned a CPA firm. Husband had 2 sexual harassment lawsuits and wrongful termination cases. Other women had admitted to having “uncomfortable” interactions. Then he dated one employee for a couple of years. Wife finally “walked in” them at office.
@GiaMMacool
This is wrong. I make money to support my family so that my family can pay their bills, live in a nice house, and buy groceries. I do not work so that I do not need my husband. Absolute lies! My husband also works for the same goals (we own a business together).
@luke_templin
@bhallcpa
@wahsatchmo
This would be too much “creative” accounting for me but it’s fun as a mental exercise. Absolutely not training for new accountants. That will lead them down a dangerous path.
@rcswainston
I actually like the QBI deduction. Yes it gets complicated with passive losses, aggregated business lines, and income limits but I have a spreadsheet template I use that simplifies it all. And it saves my clients (and me!!) lots of $$ at the end of the year!
@accountingetc
I have been seeing A LOT of COVID posts this weekend. I wonder what is driving this? Many of them have been women bragging about leaving their husbands because they were refusing to mask (in 2024!)
@AnnMIronsCPALLC
@MikeSyl36625988
We are looking for a substitute product as well. I have looked for years but without much success. Some clients don’t want online (I don’t blame them).