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My good man didn't discriminate, boys, girls even the challenged got bullied equally 👍🏾
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Eh eh wina akudya full chicken... Number ya ACB bwa?
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My wife posted 7,000 of our wedding pics and i was in non of them... This is normal.
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Whats crazy is that could be APM or onesmus
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Way back ma t-shirt a AMA kip kip atatchuka ife tinaivala ku church , mkupezeka 10 other guys avalaso same t-shirt mwatsoka tinakhala mpando umodzi I remember abusa ankaona ngati ndife choir avakele iyimbe choir iyi Nkutiloza 😫... Tanzania guys 🙌🏾
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We all know the vid
What is the greatest Malawian video of all time?
Tryna see something.
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Some guy anaba chimodzi pomugwira anapeza chabeleka mwana anamutsegulila milandu ya a pangolin awiri smh …
Two men have been arrested in Machinga after allegedly being found selling a live pangolin in the district.
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Lol anyone walking to BTz from Mzuzu tomorrow? Tiyendele limodzi
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Borrowed 6k airtime from TNM lol I don’t know what I was thinking anyway how much is a new sim card?
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Koma ndi ex wanga tinkamujeda Ex wake 😂 pano anagwidwa ndi wina ndekuti amakhalila ya ine sinnaoneko mzimayi wa bodza ngati uyo...
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Tajambula kutagwa mvula apa bwa? Building yodalila Palibe apa barsop
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The pitch now
Barely a few hours after the show, the Bingu national stadium will host a match between silver strikers vs mighty mukuru wanderers.
@Gondwe5Precio
Kodi ka yendesedwe ka mpila akaka ndi Kati. Ma player sakamenya tackle ndikukafikila botolo losweka ??
@SulomMW
mwaganiza bwanji ??
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I was once dumped cuz i go kumunda.... I remember her saying that She can't date a guy who goes kumunda smh
Dziko ili
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By crossroads... patsogolopo pali ka mira koma kamila ...
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Pena mkazi wako amazaika status yodandaula iwe wekha mkudziwa kuti iyi yokha sakudandaula iwe
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Sitonse tili ndi dazi ngati inu
Honest question, but as a man why do you really need dreadlocks? Rasta culture is understandable, it’s their culture, but enawa?
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Man that chizmo njuchi is a bad motherfucker ndaonela freestyle yaku galaxy radio guys 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Phongo zidana 👍🏾
Pretty women zopanga slander Malawian men si kwenikweni bwa?
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Malawians:she should learn English
Seodi white : 😭😭😭😭 we are all Fyness 😭😭
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I realized cheating wasn’t for me when all dem Huns asked me for money and the total was around 1.3 mill ... that was it for me
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As a man you need to understand when a girl leaves you for someone with money,
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Mpakana "all of me" inatha fasho tisanamuimbileko mkazi hehe
Tizitolele
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Smh ati ku Malawi kuno ndi kumudzi kwa dziko lose lapasi
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Nzakwatira msilikali , behavior yanga ndiyofunika kumaphikidwa ways ...
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Kenako tinva kuti azimayi asamagwadwe poika nkhata ... kugwadira akufa mpaka
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Just save the meme , when the time come you will know what to do with it…
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Nkhani zimakhala mu bus 🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾 , its the reason I don't buy a car ...
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I’m not leaving WhatsApp cuz man what data will they steal from me? All I got is lies man ...
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Nyumba za housing simunazione?
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Pena pake zikavuta tiyeni tizikhala kunyumba , dzulo some guy at the bar amathila madzi mu bottle la castle lite kuti azioneka ngati akumwa...crazy thing was anathilamo OMO kuti ipange ka thovu smh
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Daud suleman ...
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Ntalowa kumene twitter i posted a pic ntapanga peace ✌🏾 nanenedwa mpaka nnasiya kaye smh ... anthu apano , zinthu zoti ku facebook ndinkaoneka nazo dolo ...
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I started my pork center with one piece of Ganda ... you can do it guys
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Tweets ain’t loading? Lol the balloons are ... really growing old ... I hate it ..
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Pullout penapake ndi mbola , dzulo ndapanga pullout cuz I thought AC Milan iluza 🚮 ... ndalama zanga zapita
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2019 nnakongola ndalama kwa mwana wa a asinganga (I didn’t know) ... Nde anakandinenela kwa abambo ake lol ine kumaopa kuti andilodza but mandem came to fight me Nde Anali a bouncer anandiphika ine ndekha nkuzati bola kulodzedwa ...
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Opephetsa munsewu lero avekele inu sitikupephani muoneka ngati ovutika anzathu ... ovutika angamete seda guys? Smh
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When you ain't triggered by the MSCE tweets cuz you only got JCE
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Also see your faces guys, no one is putting that face on a billboard, kufuna kuliza ana eti 😂
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Finally got a pic to support my story... They said I was lying.
Some guy anaba chimodzi pomugwira anapeza chabeleka mwana anamutsegulila milandu ya a pangolin awiri smh …
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Fabrizio: raphinha to chelsea here we go
Ma gunners: he ain’t even good
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Weather ya kulilongwe pena pake mvula yose ija apa kwawala chi dzuwa , ife nde tinangovala raincoat opanda kanthu nkati ☹️
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Ndangobwelela I think zaonongeka zose zungolemba insufficient funds 😏
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Abeleki
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Mmene zilili apapa corona akamazafika azapeza maluzi atipha kale ife 😢
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How will my guy ksksksgana zbsjshajanandndbdndnd with a mask on?
#HappeningNow
Tobacco sales officially opened at the Lilongwe Auction Floors.
Reported by Taonga Sabola
#TimesNews
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If you see this, retweet with a picture of you “not smiling”. Keep it going😏
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Reporter: Bwana munati muzalemba anthu 1 million ntchito koma kuli zii bwanji?
Bwana: nkhaniyo nnakamba basi zisiyeni pompo 🤣🤣
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Lero koma ndadya bho 🔥🔥 nnakakhala sindi user mbale za plastic nnakapanga post
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Beautiful ladies mbweee 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Shoulda searched chigumu yoyo .... the yoyo part is important
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A shopkeeper in zim
#MALZIM
Hello Zimbabweans,does Malawi have internet?...i have never seen 1 here on Twitter
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Also you can bag that tall queen short king 🔥
Tonderai Banda uku what's stopping you? Kuwagulila madam njale
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Saw this in the paper ..
How did APM manage putting petrol at mwk600 something/ litre? Cause wow
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He took this tweet personal 🤣
Weather ya kulilongwe pena pake mvula yose ija apa kwawala chi dzuwa , ife nde tinangovala raincoat opanda kanthu nkati ☹️
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Man can’t believe I won 50 million kwacha 😭😭😭😭... just practicing... testing 1,2 - 1,2
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Utengeni mowa ndipo umweni.... poti mukatero muzaledzela ndikusangalala....
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