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Look at our future leaders 😂😂😂
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When you start paying bills, you will understand why the prodigal son went back home
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Blood was thicker back then..... Nowadays strangers help more than relatives. Relatives only accept you when you're successful
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When a woman is careful with her money, she's responsible..when a Man is careful with his money ,he's stingy😏
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When you are hiding inside the wardrobe from your landlord and you hear him say “when he comes, tell him I took the wardrobe “
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Dating someone who brings you closer to God >>>>>>>
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Mark my words the same hand that retweet and like this tweet will count Millions
Amen 🙏
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Your favorite song by Michael Jackson??
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We have already lost another Man in 2021😭 💔
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Absolutely nobody.
Kenneth's mother:
ukamaliza phalalo nzako ali panjapa ati mukasewele fifa
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There's no elevator to success. You have to take stairs
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Ignore your woman for 5 days .you'll find her in a 7 months relationship
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I don't know you but if you're reading this, doors will open for you this month
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When you're flexing your singing skills in the bathroom then you hear someone giving you a round of applause but you live alone
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What's your advice to the person secretly crushing on you??
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I'm so busy, I might forget to buy a House and a Car again this year
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No relationship is perfect but we are trying
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You're bad energy if you don't get excited seeing your friends succeed
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This relationship will end in tears 😳😳
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Permanent employment to all the job hunters in 2021.
Amen 🙏🙏🙏
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Bible says the pain you feeling now can't be compared with the joy coming your way.
Good morning
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John won't hesitate to open the gate this time 😂😂😂😂
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Iweo Twitter ndiyakwanu.. Panyapakonso
Screenshotting zinthu zoti zili pa Twitter pompa and posting them pompaso is attention seeking.
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Nowadays waking up alive is a huge blessing.
Be grateful.
Good morning ☀
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Cheating used to be so sweet until ladies joined us 💔💔
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Some relationship stress can make you ask for plastic bag after buying airtime
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My crush finally opened it 🍑 for me and said " it all yours " but my alarm disturbed me
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Amuna onse okumwa kuche kuche ndi amaluzi
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The secret is simple;
Just keep on praying 🙏
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People with iphones act like they fly to Dubai just to buy airtime 😏😏
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No matter how good you are, there is always one person who hurts you for no reason
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Absolutely no one
Spe and his fans ulendo wa ku Bunda ku show
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Flames polowa VS Flames potuluka
Mu ground
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I made the universe out of nothing. Trust me, I can take care of you.
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Having a supportive partner can literally change your life
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Leave her, let her go. If she truly loves you, she will come back
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Don't date me ,I'm broke
All I can offer now is,
"Good morning baby, how was your night and I love you"
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Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve
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I wonder who told girls to speak English during sex 🍆🍑
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Don't take life for granted.
Everyday is a miracle
Good morning
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Imagine going to hell for small lies like " I love you too "
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sono panopa tili ndi Sid and Rango pa X Malawi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Koma spe amasamba?
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You cheat on me I beat your whole family for raising a hoe
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Sleeping is natural, but woken up is a miracle. Can you use one minute of your time to thank God for the gift of life
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Even when people are not happy for your small achievements, do celebrate them, they're your blessings from God
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People with dimples probably think like they always smile in English 😏😏
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So a man has to be financially stable to date a broke woman?
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What's your favorite song from Westlife??
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My future is so bright Imma use shades
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Stop dating people who are not interested in your personal development.
Life is beyond sex, barbeque fish and ice cream.
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..When your crush texts you " I love you too but as a person "
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Might not be today, might not be tomorrow but one day everything gone be alright.
Happy new month everyone
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When you give her 5 rounds and she still ask for more
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Describe your Bank account with a Meme
Mine:
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You may think that God doesn't listen to your prayers but the delays in your life will make sense one day
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Is everyone broke or am I the chosen one??
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Your favorite plumber has done it again😂😂😂
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I'am now ready to settle down and start a family
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Some relationships are just surviving because they don't wanna disappoint us the online in-laws 🤣
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The most useless cameraman in the world😏
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The only sex position approved by God is a man on top of a woman ....Any other position is a sin 😂😂
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I'm ready to settle down....if u know u know 😂😂😂
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Can you sleep with hunger just because someone you love broke your heart??
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Desperate times call for desperate measures 😂😂
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Apart from me who else have entered September 2020 with God's mercy, favour and grace??
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Kunama zaka ngati hule
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Some people looked at you and think you have money 💰
May that money💸💸 locate you in Jesus name 🙏 AMEN
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Being married won't heal you and being single won't kill you.
Don't rush, don't force it and don't be desperate. Allow God to lead you
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Funniest nickname given to a teacher in your high school was???
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Them homies were like, oooh hell no 😂
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Most of us don't recognize blessings when there is no money involved. You are already blessed just by being alive today and being able to read this tweet.
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Main chick: Babe I'll come when it stops raining
Side chick:
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Don't compare yourself to others. God does not make mistakes. Embrace who you are and learn to see yourself the way God sees you
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Me: kodi iwe jaakevi akazi omwe umabweletsa ku blind date aja umakhala utawathira kale batile?
@JaakevMadness
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Anthu omwe atisegula m'mimba pa app pano after kungopita koyamba ku AMERICA
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