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Lost in the sauce.

California 💛
Joined September 2014
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This me, all the time
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@MrGee54 “Organized Joseph” 😂😂😂
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🤎🤎🤎
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Me watching @solomonraymusic snaps everyday
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I love me some Daniel 😮‍💨
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Came home to these goodies In the mail today. So excited✨ @jayoshexo
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34✨
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I always put other cause EYE AM NOT WHITE!!
@NoEmmeG
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my mexican students asking me what to put for race after they already put hispanic/latino for ethnicity:
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I just spent $140 at the hemp store 🥴
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A man:
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Before the tequila took over
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Dinner date 💕
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Champagne drunk
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3 yrs ago today 💁🏽‍♀️
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Last night 🤟🏽
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Me 🙄
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Electric✨
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Saturday night 🍸
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Mom was discharged from the hospital today🙌🏽
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This guy I haven’t spoken to in a very long time found me on IG and slid in my dm. He asked how I’ve been, I replied like “hey! I’ve been great, how have you been?” His next question was “are you in a relationship?” Waste no damn time! 😂
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Giving the give.
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104 hours of PTO. I need a vacation asap 🗣️
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I had the best weekend ever 💕 I’m not even mad that tmrw is Monday!
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Happy Sunday💕
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It’s getting crazy out here #HuricaneHilary
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Me after mixing light and dark liquor last night
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Doing what we do best
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@SirDreDeux @amberellaaaa_ Lmao @ “person I don’t know”
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I’ve been on vacation since Wednesday and today is the only day I’ve had a liddo drinky drink and all I can say is they know how to party in Texas! Sunday Funday to end the trip 🥳
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Wavy at brunch 🏄🏾‍♀️
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I’m out here looking thick in Vegas if anyone wanted to know!
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Y’all my son really turned 14 years old today. Who let that baby grow up on me?!? 🥺😩
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Thursday night 🍺
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I legit feel like I look like this anytime I wanna go out. Exact reason why I stay my ass home
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Lmao so mean but understandable
@TDHBXG
TDHBXG
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Only these type of women should be refusing 50/50 situations. As for the rest of you hoes, rent's due on the first.
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Handicap porn?!!
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Work flow
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Me if I sold drugs
@worldchvmpion
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when ur plug a girl
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Finally got a car wash. She’s a bad bitch again!
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My son made the honor roll! #proudmom
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I am just a very passionate person
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This look fire tho
@AceandtheSpade
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I be quiet when y’all talk about what you wouldn’t do for your man, bc this the exact sandwich I’m making at 3am 🤣
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Valentine’s Day vibez
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Da Hoochies 🫶🏽
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I can’t wait to get married so I can say my husband won’t let me go out
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My son the biggest hater in my life
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Def me right now
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*Phone rings * Me: “this is Krystal how may I help you” Patient: “WHO’S CALLING ME?! Umm ma’m you called ME!!
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I slept like a baby last night! 🫶🏽
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I have long hair and a dumb giggle
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I’m gonna be that one hungover basketball mom at the tournament tmrw
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Sushi levels low. Hot wings level low. My life in shambles right now
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@ihateshortmen Share with the whole classroom please 👀
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This guy at work asked if he could buy me lunch today 😨
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Dropping my son off at school. Me: ok my love, have a great day, learn something and be good. Him: We’ll see what happens . 😒
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Should I have a little dranky drank? 🤨
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My son really the feds. He’s like mom you said you would be home in 1 hour and you were gone for 3. Like plz respect people’s privacy
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This def one of my friends 😭
@TLocV
Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™
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Me: I'm only having a couple of drinks tonight Me an hour later:
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I need it - Frank Ocean will forever be a banger 🤍
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Lmao @ coochies hard (facts tho)
@StaceyThaGreat
Franco James
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Women get turned on by the simplest things...they see you driving with one hand and they coochies hard.
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Ya favorite duo ⁦ @MfAri_187
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I’m almost over getting dumped...bout to be on my bs real soon!
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I actually feel really good after my workout, I don’t have a headache or wanna take a nap. It’s only week 3, let’s go! 🤸🏽‍♀️
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I would simply never text anyone ever again for the rest of my life.
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Friday nights with @MfAri_187 🤘🏽
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I’m mfs?
@RedLi8ning
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mfs wake up on time then lay in bed until they're late 💀💀
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Another sleepless night 🥲
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Both my boo thangs pulled up on me at work and literally just missed each other 😨 stressful yet a little exciting . I can see why y’all cheat, it’s lowkey fun
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Floating- Alina Baraz x Khalid 🤍
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My man just made me dinner and it was delicious. If i wasn’t already sprung now😮‍💨🥹🥰
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My son is 15 and I’m hoping to have one more so it’s gonna be a wild gap *if it happens*
@MrGee54
Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum
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Aye. Yall got crazy age gaps with your kids? Mine are almost 6 yrs apart. I kinda wish they were closer in age but whatever lol
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Me and my boo when we off a few bottles of champagne
@Cat_Auras
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tag your love
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Nothing like a fresh Brazilian wax to start the weekend
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I had a wonderful weekend 💕
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My son made the JV & Varsity basketball team as a freshman. #proudmom
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Had a fun wknd with my lady friends
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Sushi levels dangerously low!!
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Hibachi for dinner? I think yes!!
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Sweet little thing💗
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I gotta write someone up AND suspend someone today. Being in management very strict. It’s Monday and I’m just a girl 🥱🤧
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