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@IAmDaltos
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most popular NJ streamer in the Yogscast do business with me/email me treasure maps: [email protected] https://t.co/4w9hd6XFly
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Joined November 2011
Hospital Orderly: is that a yogscast hoodie.Me: ya.Orderly: Weird I didn’t think anyone else knew who they were.Me: ya I’m a big fan of daltos.Orderly: who’s that?.
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people wondering why yogscast girls were against the bad subreddit but also making an onlyfans like how do you not understand the difference between . - making money off yourself.- choosing to share yourself. and. - not making money off yourself.- choosing to not share yourself.
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Whoever yelled Daltos and jingle jam at me coming down the elevator at heathrow you just made me feel the most famous I’ve ever felt.
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Leaving Bristol. Thank you all for donating to the jingle jam. Ty @yogscast for having me, @boba_witch for the sandwich, @Osiefish for the lighter, @TheSpiffingBrit for the katsu bowl, @TheM4ng0 for having me on with her, and most importantly @PotatoMcWhiskey for hosting me.
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Me: Got pulled over better put on something awesome so the cop thinks I'm cool. Cop: License and registration sir, please turn off what sounds like a dead animal singing about a rubber tree.
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gemma and boba with two different reactions to the diggy diggy hole acapella (neither sang)
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I have joined the ranks of the morons that got Covid and spread it to their family like a fucking moron.
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In light of Fiona's birthday today I've decided to preemptively wish all my friends a happy birthday from now until they die. Please refer to this tweet when your birthday arrives, and when you die please refer to the I'm sorry you're dead tweet which I'll be making shortly.
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3.4 million pounds.4.2 million dollars.14 days of work. Numbers dont lie, the @yogscast community is incredible.
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But we should use this as an example. Guys, please start being aware that girls go through this shit every day. There's creeps like Caff out there by the millions. These are examples that we can influence and fix. Start appreciating people for their talents first, sex last.
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I deleted this off reddit but since everyone's talking about it here we go. Caff is a fucking weasel. Hated him from day 1 and I don't really hate anyone easily. From his fake ass money raising ploys to him trying to worm into every stream, but this shit takes the cake.
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there's an onlyfans girl on tiktok that got sober and i want to congratulate her but I don't know how to send a message that doesnt sound like "I jack off to you and I'm proud of you, now".
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Reddit threads that mention yogscast as a failed YouTube channel with 20 comments beneath saying how we’re still going strong physically sustains me.
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♪ I'm a little tea pot ♪.♪ Short and Stout ♪.♪ I've somehow gained self awareness ♪.♪ My existence is horrifying ♪.
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I’m not doing too good… make sure you hug your loved ones with chronic illnesses it’s nothing but fear, stress, and pain.
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just got out of the e.r. im doing ok now but future medical problems may be fucking with my streams for a bit please don't subscribe or anything right now I can't guarantee i'll make your money worth it at them moment.
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Did you know there’s a giant patch of garbage floating out right in the middle of the ocean it’s called England.
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me at the start of covid: Whats with all these flags there's too many flags. me two years later: I'm probably gender fluid and asexual anyway here's another girl day don't I look beautiful.
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Just spent 8 hours in the hospital to learn that it wasn’t a heart attack but instead I hurt myself doing a push up.
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thanks to very generous donors i'm booked for jingle jam the 1st to the 6th, going to bristol, going to steal things from lewis.
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Thanks to toxic masculinity I’m supposed to feel ashamed for sitting down when I pee like fuck me right for being more comfortable at the urinal.
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Europeans ask me this so much that it's starting to piss me off. Yes the lines separating each state are actually there, yes they're walls, no I don't know how to get past them other than by plane.
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I'm pleased to announce the birth of my child, a 9mm kidney stone that I've named fuck bastard satan.
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After I proposed to emily (she said yes, of course,) I went and made clint open geodes for me.
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not having the choice to share yourself is what i meant at the last part.
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Taking a few days off streaming after the surgery, in much pain and can't focus on being the most entertaining yogscast member.
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Hospital visit again. A new kidney stone in my left kidney and shrapnel kidney stones in my right. I can't go on like this. I can't work, I can't sleep, I can't handle this pain. It's every month. It's ruined my life and career. I have no options and nothing to turn to.
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Hey @realDonaldTrump Big fan. Saw this awesome mosaic of you and thought you'd like to print it out for your office
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I think it would be a great idea if Zuckerberg played us at Civ 5 for the Jingle Jam and also maybe kicked some bucks towards it too.
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All the good wishes from people seeing me in TTT today made my heart warm, thank you everyone.
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A dumb asshole pulled up a bunch of old clips and related it to Sjin in order to turn the current serious situation in America into a personal attack against the Yogscast. Please don't be like this dumb asshole.
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Credit Card Challenge! Post the numbers of your credit cards let's gooo! I'm on welfare, fun life right? I nominate .@IAmRythian.@Buhreeh.@Ravsy_.@YogscastLewis.@Korsty_.@IAmZylus.@MissMousieMouse.@PotatoMcWhiskey.@MonkfishEsq.@twirlyswirly. nominate 10 friends :) #postcv#too.
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I heard we were sharing medical bills this is the one I got for pulling a chest muscle :3
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@boba_witch That's awesome so glad it took reddit 5 years to do anything about it and that this is the bare minimum to not make the internet completely hostile to you.
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Tons of March birthdays means your parents fucked in June/July. They were sweaty. Your parents had sex while sweating and saying woo it's hot out. Then you came out. I hope you know that.
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Me and @bouphe are doing a yog talk show tonight at 8 British time/3 America time, please tune in so I can impress my mom with a big viewer count.
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imagine being a troubador in the middle ages like literally having to rely on entertaining random people in order to eat lol anyway i'm streaming later be sure to tune in today we'll be drinking hot sauce.
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They found two more stones when removing my right kidney stone. My discord calls me a cobble generator.
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gonna talk to my sister the way Bouphe and Osie talk to each other ok ya she just gave me a restraining order.
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I'm 90% certain Google is listening to my conversations cus I was talking to my parents about my life earlier and all of a sudden I'm getting ads about trash bags.
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Guess who just looked at his negative covid test online and is now calling the emergency office a bunch of times trying to find out why I was told I have covid this morning and also wondering how I was able to eat lemon juice and onions without feeling it.
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When Patrick Stewart marries someone forty years younger than him everyone’s like hell ya go get it king but when I marry someone 40 years younger suddenly everyone���s like how is she negative 8 what is that incorporeal being is that a potential soul or an affront to god.
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I love the stupid look on the fly's face when I clean up the months worth of garbage in my apartment its like hahaha thats fuckin right buddy Im not feeding you I was just clinically depressed you joker ass bitch.
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to everyone attending yogcon remember that zylus just smells that way and theres nothing he can do about it. thank you for Understanding.
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Banning firearms leads to an increase of knife crimes but the best counter to knives are longswords which means the need for scabbards to hold them which will lead more people to wear cloaks to conceal them and if that’s not a good reason to get rid of guns I don’t know what is.
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Evidence that i am NOT patient zero:. 1. i wasn't sick coming over.2. I got sick last monday.3. I got my flu shot but still got the flu.4. i contract diseases easily, I don't give them.
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My mom got my sister a blanket with her puppy on it but the image was blown up to fit the big blanket so the tiny puppy wiener became like a sixteen inch dog dick.
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I lost 20 lbs by using this cool diet called being too poor to eat the first step is making several stupid life choices.
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Civ fans: We want to play our civilization from start to finish. Smartest civ fans in the world: Uhhh you want historical accuracy lol youre ghandi dropping nukes. Civ fans: Oh I didn't know we're historical accuracy strawmanning now to blindly defend a dev we like.
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When you type yog into reddit the yogscast is right behind yoga pants and yoga pants nsfw which isn’t too shabby.
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cake gender reveal parties are superior. - no fires.- you get cake.- if theres twins you get two cake.
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If you’re not following Tom Bates animation tiktok account you’re missing out and don’t have wonderment in your life.
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Stopped working out because no matter how strong I get I’ll never be able to defeat the power of friendship.
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@boba_witch New Jersey has capped raises of 1% and I have a spare haunted room in my crack den if you want.
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Painting my house has been ridiculous games workshop needs to lower their prices.
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@Osiefish I hate it when people mansplain to women. That's when a man explains something assuming the woman is dumb, btw osie.
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Spy: That car keeps following us, I think we're being tailed. Spy in car: They think we're tailing them, slow down. Spy in car tailing other car: The enemy tail car has slowed down, make sure we slow down too. Me in the back: what the FUCK is with this traffic.
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I've had 20 kidney stones in 5 years. I'm in the middle of getting my second one removed this month. At the same time I've lost 14 pounds in two months due to my Ulcerative Colitis. It's getting more difficult every day to stream and be in a positive mood doing it.
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While that feels like it won't do much in the long run remember that it's a lot better to put the garbage outside instead of living in it.
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Every child's first introduction to class warfare is the difference of their super soaker to their friend's super soaker.
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i place this plastic grocery bag under the sink to join the thousand others because thats how i was raised and thats how my children will be raised.
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My mom watched the poker stream last night and said that Daf looks a lot like me and don't worry he's handsome
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Time to disprove science. if the universe is so infinite how come no girls have a crush on me.
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Things the human race can't physically achieve. - cold fusion.- light speed travel.- boarding a plane in a reasonably efficient manner.
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Thank you @IAmRythian for cohosting and congrats @Bedgarsan for winning the first @yogscast SC2 tournament!.
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Im really disappointed in this furry hate tweets. Those people i met today were very nice and don't deserve the vitriol some of you are tweeting out.
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They say, on starless nights when the wind is howling, you can stand in a certain spot of the parking lot across from a lonely, decrepit apartment and see me whole ass naked because I don't close my curtains.
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getting to 2.5 mil is impressive but not nearly as impressive as Pedguin getting a new player to Dragon Slayer in one night of progress how the fuck did that happen.
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Since my christmas was ruined by covid Im going to take the high road and hope that you all had your christmases ruined too, so everyone is even.
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no cancer but the dr said i have the biggest hemorrhoids he's ever seen 😤😤.
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I know how hard it is being alone on christmas so if you're a hot girl or a rich guy looking for a sugar daddy situation my DMs are always open.
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Happy stimulus day everyone!! This is all the things I’m going to spend my money on:. 1. Rent.
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if you need to talk about the american election and every yogscast stream is banning you for it watch mine rn. twitch tv daltos . politics.
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Obi Wan: You must be abstinent to be a jedi. Anakin: Um.Obi Wan: No sex at all. Anakin: Okay. Obi Wan: The sith get to do all the freaky shit, butt stuff too.Anakin: Why do you look so wistful right now.
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Programming this hentai game but it keeps crashing on the bdsm part guess I gotta iron out the kinks.
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Sleeping in your underwear is perfectly normal I don’t see why I need pajamas like everyone else on the plane.
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The Uber driver that was driving me to pick up my car got pulled over on a suspended license and no registration so I’m stranded in a home made mask because all my n95s are in my car 💁♀️💁♀️
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I’m a fully grown 32 year old man and it appears that at some point in time I spilled captain crunch berries in my toolbox.
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Anyone want to give me political asylum for the next four years?.
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"Congrats Kate, it's a boy!".*hands william black baby*."Wtf??".*obama sneaks out quietly*.*america claims england through primogeniture*.
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Since no time traveler has killed hitler yet that implies there’s an even bigger hitler in the future.
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How in the world can you look at the trashfire of Humankind and copy the changing civilization system for Civ 7? What an incredibly bad mistake to make I have no hope.
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Drs Office: You have to go into total quarantine before your procedure. That means six days of no contact with anyone and you can't leave your apartment, got it?. me: you know im going to rush to twitter to make a joke about that being my life as normal, right?. Drs Office: Yep.
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Rythian put together a big email chain for all the yogscast externals to use for streaming ideas and communication. it devolved into posting pictures of our cats within a day.
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