Mercenary Barbie
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You wanna know what DLC stands for? It means "Deadpool Living Comfortably"! | You’re my one thing, @KUNOICHIDOCTOR .
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“I may be super, but… heheh … I’m nooooo hero.”
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Stolen — ❤️ to see his thoughts
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Does your heart ever go...
♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
♡ ♡ ♡
♡ Friendly writers ♡
♡ And ♡
♡ Mutuals ♡
♡ ♡
♡
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//is it stolen if someone suggested that you post it?
Anyways...
Like and I'll tell you:
- first impression:
- your nickname in my head:
- do I like you:
- you are my:
- would I kiss you:
- should you post this too:
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Very much stolen;
♡ for Wade’s current thoughts regarding your muse, in specific.
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//Jumping on a familiar band wagon.
Like to find out.
• First impression:
• Would I fuck you:
• Rough or soft?:
• Would I date you?
• Cuddles after?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you:
• Closeness (1-10):
• Should you post this too:
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You ever wanted to lick someone like a lollipop before?
I know I do.
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@ROGUETH1EF
@MarvelousQuips
@OneWebSwingAway
@clone616gwen
@DEATHBLOSSXM
@Cyclone_Dxncer
@haunthuntress
@DERNlGHTCRAWLER
@lCYDIOUS
@FeliciaBlackCat
@TheBatective
@AmazonasDivina
⠀ ⠀
⠀
(
#MVRP
) ——— DAILY MOTIVATION!
Spread love for your other fellow writers! Support them!
⠀ ⠀
⠀
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I’m interested in doing plots. But I dunno who’s just following for the hell of it or interested in writing something.
Give this a like if interested? (I’ll attempt to approach everyone that does)
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Mains
♡ this to be considered apart of X-For- I mean, someone that the Merc can pester on regular basis
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//Y’all ever just: I wanna interact...
But your brain is like: Nah, it would be foolish to do so. You haven’t even had a basis to start off from. They will probably just ignore your reply and seek to respond to mutuals.
...I feel foolish.
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//Fuck it; if this tweet gets 10 to 15+ likes within an hour of posting, Ill drop a muse & mun post
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interacting, yet not getting the same energy given back.
Sorry that not every interaction is the same, but it would be nice to at least have something to return to.
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The TL is deader than Wayne’s parents in crime alley.
Where the fuck is everyone?
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// Stole this from my writing friends.
Like = you find me to be a nice person!
RT / QRT = you appreciate me , or consider me a favorite!
Reply = you want to become close , or friends!
Vote = you’ve had / have a crush on me!
Had
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Have~
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What’s this for again?
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The Cycle:
— Coming back with ideas
— The writer doesn’t write them down
— We spiral with indecision to be on or not
— Most if not all plots are lost (of his or partner interest)
— Goes into lurk mode
— Repeat from square one
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“Speaking of DC... let me point you to some of my faves.”
@AdroitMartian
@AintNoOwl
@DetectiveWing
@Br0ken_Soldier
@FabledRorschach
@robinthegirl
@4thBoyWonder
@GothamsxFuture
@Death_ofEndless
@MissMartianLove
@FORCEOFAZARATH
@sol_astra
@MistressKom
@Plas_Insanity
@GothamGirlBabs
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The spider-people (cuz they are all awesome):
@SpideyRIP
@MilesMoralesv2
@AnimatedQuips
@Of_spectacular
@MarvelousQuips
@AMBIGUOUSMOXIE
@Spider_Man_Noir
@ThwipingGwen
@SpiderBakaOne
@SpiderThwipGwen
@SpideyHobo
@JankyHoboSpidey
@SpiderScrewup
@artisticspider
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Serious note; if it’s not stated in the bio or pinned of what the account is — dont immediately assume it’s lewd?
Crazy concept I know. Especially reading the pinned too, wowzers.
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Miles better quit that villain arc quick or he gonna fold yet another baddie.
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// FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS THIS
Suicide figures are up. Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.
Call 1-800-273-8255 (USA hotline)
Just two, any two. Copy, not retweet.
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“Honorable mentions for
@CanHeadCain
,
@ALuckyMercenary
,
@ERGOKlNESIS
,
@BeyonderDeity
,
@BIRDBRAlN
(+ all of
#milo
’s accounts; they are all great),
@Janovas_Witness
,
@didntsavehim
,
@SamdelSupremacy
, and others (can’t remember rn, sorry ;-;) for giving me a chance.”
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He’s feeling extra ***** tonight. Can’t put his finger on as to why.
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In the past I thought you were a decent person. But I was wrong.
Tony hasn’t forgotten. Ray hasn’t. AC, Hailstorm, or myself haven’t forgotten.
I don’t trust you. And more than likely ever will.
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NSFW Circle
Some content is too much for those of innocent eyes . . . so if you wanna see something more exclusive and juicy than JJJ getting Spider-Man photos,♡ this to see all the goods.
[>Auto-applies to those that are Deadpool's Ships]
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Anyways, good night world.
Good night, Valentine Vuong
Good night, my Valentine
Goodnight Spidey
Goodnight Arsenal
Goodnight Jennifer Walters
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Pros of dating him;
— makes mad bank
— treat you like a queen on the streets, but a slut in the sheets
— open to hearing your interests
— can cook
Cons
— Talks too much for his own good
— coin flip if he’s emotionally there or distancing
— busy with work (sometimes overseas)
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@ArcherOfEmerald
@DeityofWonder
@Peter_Parrker
@TheManofChaos
@KingdomKeySoraa
@HotBunsLDP
@IKnowGunFu
@WhatFourthWall
@DeathBurritos
@BetterThanSlade
Is there more people I want to add to this long list? Yes. Have I interacted with all of you? No, but I’d like to!
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//TW: r*pe
You must be a new level of stupid. JFC have I never seen anything like this.
Idc if you say you ‘don’t encourage it’ or ‘dont do it in real life’; writing it is as bad as the real deal, bucko.
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January 12th, 2024 1:26 PM
NYC, Deadpool’s apartment
The place was rather tidy in comparison to some nights that he was out. The floor was more visible than the sea of porno mags, outdated mail, and paid off bills that once littered it. Easier to walk about from room to room. —
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//if you’re done with the ship, why hold on to what’s not even there?
This Merc is back as a multiship until further notice.
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