The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!)
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Joined May 2018
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He's always a tad late but he arrives just in time. As always.
amazing! rehearsal starts . . . oop, actually it started two minutes ago.
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Oh is that so... He just got cast as the big spoon.
she just got casted as the lead role in the bedroom production . . . the little spoon! ๐ฅณ
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It's not but I'm not gonna throw him at people with it on purpose. That's just rude.
That ain't his fault.
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He's a literal walking bad case of arachnophobia for people.
Hey, c'mon. He's trying his best...or-THEY are trying their best.
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"That's not a no that it wouldn't. Still, it's yours. I'd only try to touch it if it was because I was trying to get it to you."
Standing up, she rolls her eyes. "You are dramatic."
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"Yea but the news is always a bit slower, so the fact that you caught up is...it's a slow night for you, isn't it? It was and you know it. Accept it. Just let it fill your soul with its punful nature."
๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐๐ง๐-๐โ๐๐ข; ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ง ๐
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โThe news coverage of you chasing these rubes. I have a TV, you know. Good job wrapping things up hereโฆ that wasnโt a pun, for the record.โ
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Wait the serum is that effective? He always thought it was just a stop gap. ...aren't you regularly in a life or death situation?
He has a serum that's even better than Blood anytime he needs to feed. Drinking blood is a last ditch effort, life or death kind of situation.
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RT @OneWebSwingAway: "Making a mental note never to have Spiders-Man around someone with a fear of spiders."
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RT @OneWebSwingAway: ooc. She's watching the kitty bowl from her new hidey hole. (It's not new, she only does this now and then and it'sโฆ
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@mutantgonerogue "Wow. That was kind of...extremely brutal! Very King Kong style. I mean, I get he was trying to eat you, but couldn't you have just whapped him on the nose or something? ...Love bug?" Waving back at least.
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Better put the scarf on before he freezes!
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@fIashwarcry ooc. Well true. But that also likely means after the Quincies lost she was freed and still rules Hueco Muendo to this day. At least, that's what I rock myself to sleep thinking.
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How poetic of her.
๐๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ, ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต.
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For five minutes before it was gone and you wanted more.
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Wasn't a big fan of you almost throwing up on me though.
pleaaase you loved every second babysitting me.
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