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@HystEric_Demory

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French boy with a Sicilian mouth - Funky Blues Rockin’ Honky Guitarist

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@HystEric_Demory
Eric Demory
1 month
My 2 boys. I’m your funky little blues rockin’ honky emo boy. Some projects are finally coming this month. Thanks to Rockabilia for the new apparel! I shall be getting more. They are comfy as hell. 👍🏻 @rockabilia #guitarporn #rollingstones #vinylcollection #vinylrecords
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@HystEric_Demory
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2 years
@mchooyah I wouldn’t hire me neither.
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@sabback @POTUS Like the guy who sets his house on fire and wants credit after he puts it out.
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@LibertyCappy I’ve responded to that post plenty of times. Let’s do it again.
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@TheRoughGo Achmed in Abu Dhabi Go on, Jimmy….
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@GitRDoneLarry The old Polish joke… their next plan is to land on the sun. But, to keep from burning up, they’re gonna go at night.
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@SopranosWorld Basically Paulie saying “Da fuck?!”
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@DebraLane_ @PicturesFoIder Thank you for helping my brain. I wasn’t sure what I was missing in this video. 😅
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@vitz2k I’m gay and I agree with the brother. Is your brother available?
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@HystEric_Demory
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1 year
@stillgray No logic. All emotions.
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@TedNugent I say, I say there’s somethin’ yeeeee about a boy that rides one of them electrical bikes.
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@HystEric_Demory
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Wish me luck in rehab!
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@psychicpebble Live action by The Great Mike Bocchetti @bocchetti_mike Thank you for including Mike on the show! First time seeing him was on The Nick Di Paolo & Artie Lange Show.
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@JakeWebber9 Thanks for the important update. 👍🏻
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@HystEric_Demory
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3 years
Wow! Who knew Gilbert Gottfried was a huge fan of @JohnnieGuilbert & @jakexbateman ! @RealGilbert
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@HystEric_Demory
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@historyrock_ Enough with Oasis flooding my feed for the last few days!
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@orange_peelbeef Was he responsible for this too?
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@HystEric_Demory
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Looking back at when I used to make cartoons of whatever, I animated Artie & Anthony busting Stuttering John's balls. Artie & Anthony was the show that introduced me to the blithering deadbeat that is John back in 2017. @shalomshuli @mikemorsesays @thezencomic @levy_sir
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I will bring this to the table… Rob Saul asked me to make a cartoon of his show back in 2016. This was after I made one, not by request, for Levy’s show. During that whole week, Saul kept negotiating a lower price to the point where he was becoming obnoxious to deal with. I
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@HystEric_Demory
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@PGA_JohnDaly @b_dechambeau Do it for America, damn it!
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@othingstodo_com Canned Heat - On The Road Again
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@MadScientistFF The Italian Diet
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@HystEric_Demory
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@VioletOkami_ Was it just the beard that got operated on?
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@crockpics The Temptations cover of “I Know I’m Losing You”. With Ron Wood playing guitar & bass on Rod’s first five albums, you basically have nine Faces albums within the span of six years.
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@FoxNews Examples? I’m doing just fine. In Texas even.
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@HystEric_Demory
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2 years
Wishing the best for Rob Bartlett! @TheRobio God bless to my parents for putting on Imus In The Morning during the drives to school. From Kindergarten to twelve grade 2000 to 2014, something like that.
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@JakeWebber9 He’ll look like a Cadbury egg later.
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@BlooTeg 150mph looks like nothing.
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@NoCapFights I call it justice.
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@HystEric_Demory
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2 years
Happy Friday! Kick some ass y’all!
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1 year
@YALiberty Another great example of pure elder abuse.
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@HystEric_Demory
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3 years
Being nice to others is the easiest fucking thing, you pieces of shit!
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@HystEric_Demory
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2 months
@autocar I would have to go with the SLS. Mainly because it was a joy to photograph in Gran Turismo 5. It is heavy as hell. But, it was an enjoyable ride. Though, it does not necessarily look like a speed demon.
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2 years
Watching more of Anthony Cumia perfectly destroy Stuttering John. We all know someone in our lives that act just like John. Lying, never admits to doing wrong, blames others, can never take a joke, & assumes all of his past friends abandoned him for no good reason.
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@stutteringjohnm Quit sucking your own dick for once.
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@Super70sSports A lot going on here.
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@JebraFaushay I was still pissing the bed at age eight.
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@JakeWebber9 Ozzy: “Sharon, where’d your tits go?!”
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@tedcruz It grew into this.
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@Super70sSports His taste in women was mind blowing.
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@stutteringjohnm For such the liberal feminist that you claim to be, bragging and saying that you have “bedded” with a lot of women comes off sounding sexist. “Bedded over 300 women” makes it sound like you view women as just a number instead of humans. I’m not a PC douchebag in the
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@ClassicGuitarR1 I had Ruth Buzzi
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8 months
@tradingMaxiSL @historyinmemes Still laughing after fifty loops. 🤣 The simple trick of reversing the video fits so well.
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@TheLeoTerrell @seanhannity A Leo hat with Junior Soprano in the back.
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Nick & Artie discussed Stuttering John a few times in this episode of The Nick Di Paolo Show the day after The Artie Lange show ended in April of 2014. Nick told John that he is more of a radio personality than he is a comedian. Full episode:
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@HystEric_Demory
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1 year
@JimNorton @UfcUnfiltered Wow! Jimmy, this is amazing! 💙
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@GrahamAllen_1 God bless! 💙
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@JakeWebber9 God speed, gramps!
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@NoCapFights Give me the full story with all of the footage.
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@ObscureSupercar A TVR Chimaera designed by a bastard child of the Jaguar family. A Ford Ka sailboat An Audi TT if the illustrator sneezed and busted a chromosome halfway through the design in 1998 An Audi TT redesigned by the unlucky offspring of that illustrator born in ‘99
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@JR4MAGA @RpsAgainstTrump My parents always played Imus, Limbaugh, & Levin in the car since I was a kid. I never understood politics until I was about seventeen. Mark has been like an uncle in the radio. Station 930 or 1240AM.
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@HystEric_Demory
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3 years
Amazing show last night with @JoeConteComic @levy_sir & @kevinbrennan666 Photos by @biga614
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@alexcheetah I would love to see a clean 90s Honda Civic over a brand new super car any time. Super cars now look childish. Seeing a clean 90s Civic shows that the owner is not a slob by keeping a 30+ year old car in shape. Especially, when most of them on the road are in poor shape.
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@LandscapeMan11 @mchooyah I’m heavily influenced by the blues. Ron Wood I would say that I sound closest to. Five string, open G tuning. Keith Richards style.
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@TheLeoTerrell Yeah, he cut me off this morning!
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I always adore Anthony Cumia’s ( @AnthonyCumia ) honest opinions while telling others to fuck off. While also being able to end with a good joke that always hits. @TheUncleRicoSho @shalomshuli @levy_sir @mikemorsesays
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@WWEPromosForgot @Thunder_THR Triple H has quite the nose.
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1 year
@mollieschmollie Misinformation! She then said, “Let me in that ring!”
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@JohnnieGuilbert Never take pictures with any of them. They will try to make you pay afterwards.
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@notcapnamerica God forbid she makes a racial joke. 🙄
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@GayRepublicSwag Number 32 for the Oakland Raiders.
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@MrCarFacts I completely forgot that the Audi A2 was in Gran Turismo 4. Now, I want to tune it up and start racing some sports cars in that game. Thank you for the inspiration! 😊
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Finally listened to the last couple days of Anthony Cumia’s show with Shuli @shalomshuli . Always heard his name when Howard Stern was brought up, but never looked him up before. He is truly funny & an entertaining personality. The Stuttering John bashing was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
@JohnnieGuilbert Nobody steals Johnnie’s package of nipple clamps!
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2 years
Small, minty, delicious Jerry! It’s very refreshing!!!
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3 years
Anybody wanna join me?
@rodstewart
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Vegas! Get ready for the return of Rod Stewart to the Colosseum at Caesars Palace for the 10th Anniversary of The Hits La Vegas Residency this October 6-23! Tickets on sale Saturday at 10 AM PT!
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@Super70sSports Jackie Gleason is the king.
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@A_Scruby_Casual @mchooyah There are some. I’m really not emo. I just like the apparel. I even look at some emos & goths and look in pain.
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@stutteringjohnm From the footage, you were in front of his house for less than a minute without walking up to his door. You would be the emotional coward. I just heard that the landlord put an eviction notice on your apartment door.
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@ReturnofR Beck RIP
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@ObscureSupercar Anybody else have a love/hate for the PT Cruiser? There is some joy from the retro throwbacks from General Motors & Ford around 2000.
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@echochamp @mchooyah It’s a look I’ve been wanting to go with for awhile. Honestly, I just like the apparel. No true reason behind it. In no way do I have the same mindset as most people who dress like this.
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@JohnnieGuilbert @DramaAlert Boy, Twitch sure knows how to hit the big issues.
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@stutteringjohnm Just shut up already.
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@CarsUnitedX Get ‘em, boys!!!
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@GrahamAllen_1 @Rangers I hate this arrogant mindset that if a company does not display support for a popular group that it automatically makes them bad. I don’t want a month because I like guys. While the men & women who protect and those who have died fighting for our country get only a few days.
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@NoContextBrits Rod Stewpid
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@Super70sSports Ain’t nobody chasin’ me, boy.”
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@vincentcuratola A big heart in this man.
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Carrot top & Elton John look like shit.
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@Super70sSports Mowin’ down daffodils, knockin’ over sprinklers, about killed twenty bunnies.
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@DarwinAwards_ I’m surprised the railing didn’t break first.
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@IAmSuburban I would be blessed that I would not have to worry about covering my damage. But, I would feel bad if I got out of the way instead of acting as a shield for the people in front of me.
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@MilitaryCooI What is the caliber? Really really big. Can I shoot pigeons with these?
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@historyrock_ I am not a metal head. But, I would have to choose ZZ Top. Even though they sound much more 80s, which I dislike, with Afterburner than with Eliminator. I understand that they tried to mix with the eighties pop genre.
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@carolinecwilder @EdKrassen All the new terms are confusing. They get updated every week, but not everyone who follows that crap updates their dictionary with the new terms each week. So, we pretty much cannot say anything. Political correctness is great isn’t it?!?!?!
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@JohnnieGuilbert We’ve just obtained footage of the offspring.
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@Super70sSports “I don’t care if she comes, stays, lays, or prays… your toes are still tappin’.” This is great ice tea, by the way.
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@Super70sSports I love that his wig comes off when DeNiro wraps the phone cord around him. It can take hurricane force winds, but not the howling anger of an angry Irishman.
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@AnthonyCumia Otis & Anthony
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@TonesOfMusic I will go with The White Stripes album. Mainly for its bluesy tracks.
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Put on my Andy Warthole inspired Rolling Stones shirt & got inspired to create this for @sparrowplaceco
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@bluezharp Get her a record deal, NOW! 🤘🏻
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@historyrock_ 81 years old. I repeat, “81 years old.” Want me to say it again? Whatever, I will! 81 YEARS OLD shall I repeat?
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@NoDMsPerfavore No. I have too many people to call a cocksucker on here.
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