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@Houstani33
Houstani
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@SpacePerspectiv
Space Perspective
7 months
Introducing our first completed test capsule, Spaceship Neptune - Excelsior. Excelsior is now the largest #spaceflight capsule in existence, and soon to be the largest human #spacecraft in operation (excluding the International Space Station). Its spherical capsule is 16 feet
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@Houstani33
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7 months
So I was watching don't look up on netflix and they brought the shuttle out of retirement. Why do all movies do this lol. Also the launch sequence ain't right too.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Me watching the first super heavy catch attempt:
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
A thread of Cursed YouTube Space Thumbnails🧵:
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
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@DKiSAerospace
DKiS
7 months
Someone needs to make the Artemis edit again but with big fuck off American rockets
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@Truthful_ast
Truthful🛰️
5 months
What is the worst anti SpaceX take you have ever seen?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
What's launching first Boeing starliner or alpha centuri colonial transporter? Poll in comments
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Gotta be this.
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@Starman064
Starman
5 months
Quote this with your favorite spaceflight meme
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
This tweet was scheduled. I think IFT 4 will launch today, based on absolutely nothing. If not then feel free to kill me with hammers 🥰. -Charles
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
What one's sexier? Meatball(blue) Worm(Red)
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
Anti-Space exploration folks should remember one thing. Imagine if a caveman thousands of years ago said to his pals we should venture beyond this cave but they said "no too many problems in this cave" well maybe the solutions to some problems lie outside the cave.
@60Minutes
60 Minutes
6 months
With an estimated price tag of $4.2 billion per launch, is it sustainable for NASA to send humans to the moon and ultimately Mars? 60 Minutes asks Jim Free, who oversees the Artemis program.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Missed the last delta IV heavy launch. Devastated.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
8 months
What Starship doomers will say: "It will never fly" "It will never reach orbit" "They will never be reused" "It will never deliver payloads" "It will never go to the moon" "It will never fly humans" "It will never go to mars" "It's still impractical" even with all this
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Starship launches this year: IFT 3-March IFT 4 -July IFT 5-September IFT 6- November Quite optimistic but I think spacex can do it
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
Starship getting ready to become the default launch vehicle in pop culture
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@SpaceBasedFox
SpaceBasedFox 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖊𝖆𝖊𝖗𝖔.𝖈𝖔𝖒
7 months
This weird Starship thingy without forward flaps made an appearance in Verizon's Super Bowl commercial. I'm surprised it wasn't T-Mobile, considering that Starship is literally going to launch their satellites
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
The chances of this happening were slim but not zero
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
#OTD Falcon 9 flew for the last time.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
The most unrealistic part of this movie however is NASA getting discovery flight ready in less than a few weeks.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
That's literally gateway 😭
@itz_nobletee
Tunde
4 months
@historyinmemes The International Space Station (ISS) was built over a period of 13 years, from 1998 to 2011. The first module, the Russia Zarya, was launched on November 20, 1998, and the last module, Leonardo Permanent Multipurpose Module, was launched in 2011. The ISS is an orbital
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
I choose to go to mars not because it is easy but because i am being forced to against my will.
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@LachlanWall01
Lachlan Wall
5 months
Shitfuck-1 (the Spitter Alliance rocket) will take @HOUSTANI2033 around Mars then on a straight shot trajectory towards earth where it'll do a suicide burn before landing on the VAB at KSC.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Made a phone wallpaper.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
1)Knives 2) Grizzly Bears 3)Snakes 4)Poison 5)Bombs I'm a guy so my list probably has a lot of inaccuracies.
@dailystar
Daily Star
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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
During the shuttle abort sequence, the shuttle drops the external tank but the engines are still firing?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Where are all the stars 🤔? #NASALIES NASA forgot to Photoshop the stars in 🤣!!
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Omg! 😮 Only months away from Artemis 3! Are you all excited?
@SPACEdotcom
SPACE.com
3 years
SpaceX could land astronauts on the moon in 2024, Elon Musk says
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@Houstani33
Houstani
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Starship with a artificial gravity ring around it for some reason.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
It ain't making it is it :(
@NASA
NASA
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We're hosting a media teleconference at 1pm ET (1700 UTC) on April 15 to discuss next steps for the Mars Sample Return program following an independent review board report from September 2023:
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
Bill nelson humiliated.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
The plumes are fucked up
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
@motrawn To be expected. It is a money laundering operation after all.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
I made this tweet before IFT 3 even launched 💀
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@Houstani33
Houstani
3 months
Shitshit launch tomorrow from boco shita Texas.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
ALIENS! 😲
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
THIS IS INSANE!!!!!
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
"Elon musk WARNS NASA of landing on moon"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
On my way to mars aboard shitfuck 1. Will be back~2061
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
How long do you think it would take for humanity to return to space after a civilization ending event that somehow leaves no government intact? (e.g pandemic,nuclear war,zombies, asteroid etc.)
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
"I SURVIVED 2 WEEKS ON THE MOON WITHOUT A SPACESUIT!"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
"Elon musk EXPOSED what NASA found in space"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
I got added to a list called idiot flerfs.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
I am unable to see my tokens in any of my wallets. Trust, Uniswap or meta mask. What’s going on?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
@deltaIV9250 Later Artemis missions beyond A5 are supposed to have the pressurised rover sent prior to the surface expedition but that's most likely only a concept and not definite.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
@brentius_ Untitled Space Craft
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
@DKiSAerospace "it's heathy actually"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
How life feels when you stop listening to the WOKE LIBERALS and start huffing paint:
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Le circle
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
The movie's still good despite all this though, very funny and worth watching
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Do they still have those double decker cheeseburgers?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
3 months
Spaceflight timeline: 2020s-2050s- LEO space stations, crewed return to moon and first lunar space station 2050s-2090s- First Small Scale Moon bases and Crewed Mars mission 2100-2200- Large Moon Bases and return to mars. 2200-2300- First permanent Mars presence
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
I am on my last two deep fried mars bars. I have to begin rationing.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
As there is little to no radiation protection aboard shitfuck 1. My Brain has began to rot.
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Houstani
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
@VenusArt_84 Hot take: Looks so much better white than orange
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
One thing that doesn't make sense is how the shuttle is remote controlled and the abort sequence is given the go ahead by the president but nobody at NASA is aware of this somehow and the flight director even says "can someone tell me what the fuck just happened?".
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
@BenRoberts2612w Will you shut up man
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Condom. Lost. Regret. Annoy. Found again. Joy. Climax. Conclusion.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Never say never. We may not live to see it. But it will happen.
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@sisterinferior
Kaya
4 months
Periodic reminder that humanity will *probably* never colonize space.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
"My name is John Houstani".
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@Orbital_Apogee
Apogee | iykyk 🥚
5 months
I think the most embarrassing part of a spitter meetup would be having to go up and state your twitter name to everyone: “Hi, I’m Apogee” “No way! I’m blobifi” “Who were you talking to?” “Oh, that’s Endeavour, she’s over there with Tygget and Phazzee” 💀💀💀
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
@Tygget I can't believe it's almost 2040, Jesus time flies. Looking forward to Starliner's launch in 2 weeks tho😁
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
I see it's that time of the month again.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
Hey spacers, Favourite Apollo mission?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Anyone know what breed of dog this is?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
😀 get help
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Do your worst
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@Houstani33
Houstani
3 months
Who's giving the best head? Rs-25 or Raptor?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
"if you think this buran looks like the space shuttle that's cuz it basically is one"
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@TheMindIced
◈ 𝕀𝕔𝕖𝕕🍉𝔹𝕣𝕪𝕟 ◈
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"if you think this Vulcan Centaur looks like a Delta IV that's cuz it basically is one"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Do they still have those double decker cheeseburgers?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Do I make this houstani™ fan's day?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Circle
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
I found a Cool Falcon 9 edit I made a while ago.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Why did he say this?!
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@LachlanWall01
Lachlan Wall
5 months
@Houstani33 "I'm Lachlan Wall... yeah, plz don't cancel me"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
250 fools!
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
@wymanskyman It from a Starlink if that's what you meant
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@Houstani33
Houstani
8 months
@ArcCosmic Alex ries' are definitely some of the most realistic aliens in all of scfi. Everything about their history and biology is incredibly detailed and plausible. Even down to how they run.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
We have conquered the moon 😈
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
Just joined discord, Any space servers any of you recommend?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
@DKiSAerospace He really does have the most punchable face.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
Bro's trying to summon david
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@Houstani33
Houstani
5 months
Yo!
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@Houstani33
Houstani
8 months
@NoLifeJordan69 Watney's dead no way he survives now, all because they chose not to inspect the probe.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
3 months
What one better?
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Not a single thought in this creature's head. Just bamboo.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
7 months
It seems that everytime an asteroid flybys earth, the media always use some ridiculous form of measurement like how am I supposed to know how big 6 peacocks is?
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Houstani
7 months
"Why has Artemis been delayed so much?" " Well to understand that we must first recall the tale of an apple who dared to fall"
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@Houstani33
Houstani
8 months
@deltaIV9250 I define space stations as -launched uncrewed but visited by crew on separate spacecraft -designed for long term habitation
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Wtf I got old. I'm old as fuck now. Huh?
@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
going to the beach that makes you old
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Houstani
5 months
Nearly 200
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Houstani
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Spitter for some reason
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
@conspiracyslyr STOP THE VOTE
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
@xanderevans9 Mercury Monday Titan Tuesday Untitled Space Craft Wednesday Terran Tuesday ??? Friday Saturn Saturday Shuttle Sunday
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@Houstani33
Houstani
6 months
How CSS feels:
@booster_10
Booster 10
6 months
LMFAO, CSS straight up doesn't understand orbital mechanics att all.
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@Houstani33
Houstani
4 months
Homer Phobic Homer Sexual Homer Saipan
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