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Stop the boats 🛥️ They’re eating the pets of the people that live there.

Catterick Garrison, England
Joined January 2024
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@RickyGravi38092 She’s not pregnant, she nicked a football out of sports direct
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@FatheadCB @CothGhris Looks good, although I’d need one about a 1/4 of the size.
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@MikeyCycling @sjlufc Mikey, just know this. If I ever get a terminal illness. You’re coming with me.
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@angelzadaa Has someone told them, they’re not cows?
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@J96__7 See the area they live in…. Unsurprisingly very wealthy 👀
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@tyrellb04 Least they ain’t stood there recording. If you had any bottle you’d of just walked round onto the other platform, not stood there with your phone out like a plonker.
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@HookPrivate
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7 months
@10sam_hORns Keep going fella, it took Dwight McNeil 52 attempts before he scored a goal.
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@narindertweets When you say up? That’s not how I remember it. Was more “flashing your gash”
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@HookPrivate
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7 months
Next raffle is to win an abusive text message from Luther
@WD18Fans
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7 months
Our charity raffle is now live 🙌 Buy your tickets for just £5 each and we'll announce the winners at the #WD18Cup . All proceeds going to @peacehospice and @HertsMind . More raffle prizes and our charity auction will be added soon. Tap below to buy your tickets... 🎟️ #WatfordFC
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@HookPrivate
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@WolfOfClapham @PFCkx She took her kids to the first live aid
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6 months
Don’t spend it all at once 😂 Imagine having the brass neck to post a 15p bet ffs
@BradLFC0
Brad
6 months
should of put a tenner on it
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@HookPrivate
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@holmz1980 @PaulMerse @supreme_cbd He couldn’t afford the ticket. But now he gets commission 🤝
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@blackexcellent_ Leave then.
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@JoshWoogsLFC @Jack654124 Expert on the Middle East now to Woogs?
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@EsheruKwaku Non of that in rural (mostly white) Britain 🇬🇧
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@Jack654124 @JoshWoogsLFC Woogs and Jack solving the crisis in the middle east, one tweet at a time 👏
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@LBC Can we have the attackers name and ethnicity please
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@ItsZakkUK Bad bad grass.
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Poor fucking dog, it just wants a bone, some belly rubs and walkies. Couldn’t careless about Palestine
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@carlyjohnson123 You’d live at your mums, if she wasn’t 145 years old
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6 months
Mongs to a man, couldn’t fight sleep.
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8 months
Had a turd today, that looked like a heart shape 10 likes and I’ll post.
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@AnfieldAva Take 36 paracetamol to avoid a headache in the morning
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Fuck me, Watford fans still happy 🤣🤣🤣
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@AfcLei Tbf my misses goes to football by herself, but normally wears more than just a T-shirt 😂
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@ruplfc Do something about it you little fanny
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@HookPrivate
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5 months
Spends more time editing photos for twitter; than she does with her grandkids.
Sauna sesh 🇲🇪🧖‍♀️
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@2187_edgar @way4422 It would appear physically attacking people who don’t agree with your view is a fundamental part of being a Muslim at this point
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@eleanorpeacockx The off button on your phone.
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Hard one to miss 🐳
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@kt_2701 @duntPaulie Would wear their outfits to walk the dog ffs
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@Bambino11111111 We just do whatever the yanks do, it’s quite queer
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@Booktrust Unless I can eat 3 books; and wash them down with someones loved one. I'll stick to my iced-coffee and pizza 👍
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Bachers ffs 🤣🤣🤣
@jordi_waks
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@DanCohen17 What's wrong with Bachers as a person?
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@HookPrivate
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2 months
Fantastic work here
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@jotcd @Costaroninswife @LBC So I can blame immigration or Islam Mate
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Remember in the old days, when the away end would be hissing at spurs 🤣
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@Socket1Sophie Can’t rate your own work ffs. Clearly isn’t a 7/10
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Nearly shed a happy tear, up the England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 greatest on earth
@I_amMukhtar
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The #ProudToBeEnglish lot are coked up, drunk, and attacking the Police on St George's Day.
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Shame she wasn’t in Marseille for Russia, we could of rolled her into the Russians
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“Germany will be the first tournament I am attending and I am really excited about it. The travel and atmosphere I will experience being there will be so different from being at home." We've teamed up with @Goal_Click to tell the stories of the nation's fanbase. 🏳️‍🌈 @3Lionspride
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@carlyjohnson123 Hi Carly, was chatting to a few of the chaps today. And we wondered what an Arab turd tastes like. Can you let us know. Thanks in advance.
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7 months
For anyone who think Gino has done a good job, if we go down this season. We will play Stockport. Who were in the conference north the season we played in the FA cup final #WatfordFC
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6 months
These kids need to learn to put their phones away. Gimps.
@tyrellb04
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Watford “ youth “ 😂😂😂embarrassing bunch . #wba
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Hitler was a hornet #WatfordFC
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@BennnyH @Tesco @BDSmovement Haha fucking hell. I’d laugh my bollocks off whilst buying more Israeli products. When was the last time your dad shagged your mum?
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Rise of the far right is going to be a beautiful thing 🇬🇧🫶
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@DNSYE_podcast What the fuck have the Russians done to everyone at Watford football club @HornWendover 😂 two sides to every war!
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@JakeHepple1 @narindertweets Great advice tbf. No one wants to see that hairy thing hanging out. Indecent exposure id say !
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🤣🤣🤣
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@Big_Dave658 Jack would most likely do you 👍
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@Lagboat263 Strickland is quality. Class on here and in interviews, always says it how It is
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@synszo Can smell you from here
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Fucking lefties always trying to ban people from anything they can. Bunch of Cabbages.
@Wwfcwolf1
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Who let that racist piece of shit in @Wolves Can we ban him?
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Universal credit, final boss
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@carlyjohnson123 They think you are a middle aged brass, because you are infact a middle aged brass.
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6 months
A good day. A select few lost the old bill and few cracks at Luton… who were shit .
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Proper Watford
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@jotcd @Costaroninswife @LBC Maybe both if we hit the jackpot
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@leestar81 Lee, I think there’s a ferret hiding under your nose ?
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Once you see saka, you cant unsee saka 🤣🤣
@sidemenupdated
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Ethan & Faith are now engaged! Congratulations @Behzinga @Faithlouisak 🥹💍
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Haaland fucking hates Luton
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@piffpuffpoof Wet myself numerous times watching Watford away 😂 all part of the match day experience.
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6 months
Someone ping this grassing cunt 👍
@masonwba_
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6 months
didn’t catch the best bits but it’ll do #wfc #wba
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@narindertweets Does he mind you waving your minge around?
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@bbekahmariee @DaveyTurnerr More importantly, why do you spell Your name like a spastic ?
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@marymandefield Makes a valid point
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One joined Isis 😂😂
@narindertweets
Narinder Kaur
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What's the difference? #TwoTierBritain
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@HookPrivate
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5 months
People will laugh at this woman and mock her for standing up for herself and her people. But she is absolutely correct. More people need to wake up.
@TRobinsonNewEra
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Shes 100% justified to be pissed off. #TwoTierPolicing
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@Bonkefc18781 Up and at em bonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Looking at the eye brows, he told an outrageous porky
@stillgray
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Her date told her that if she hit the gym and lost a bit of weight she would be a 10/10. Thoughts?
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She’s a brass
Bank hol bevs 🫶💜
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Scum
@ExtraaEnglish
ExtraaEnglish | 🇬🇧 |
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Welcome to the UK... this is in the heart of London, less than a mile from Buckingham Palace. This should not be normalized.
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Benefits Britain
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Rajović on form #watfordfc
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🎬 Highlights from another successful #WolvesDisability half-time battle! Thank you for your support 👏
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@AasiaKhattak @REVMAXXING Haha no need for candles 🕯️ !
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35 degrees and summer holidays, can only mean one thing. A day of knife crime at the seaside #BrokenBritain
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