Sophie Socket
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Southampton dwelling northern Monkey. Runs on vodka and gravy. Language: foul. Occasional satire. Love to the family Colin.
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Pretty basic graffiti but I can certainly get behind the sentiment!
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Stories circulating of people being being kicked out or refused service in Manchester pubs and bars because of their Conservative conference lanyards.
The whole country has had ENOUGH.
Well done Manchester!
#GeneralElectionN0W
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@bbcchrismason
Hi Chris, you know the way you were recently banging on about Angela Rayner’s house sale from a decade ago three times a day?
Well, you seem to have missed the story about the 4 Tory MPs who sold taxpayer funded houses for huge profit and have refused to disclose
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It is said that as you get older, you become more right wing.
I must be wrongun then because I’m getting more and more left wing as each day passes by.
Never hated the Tory scum more than I do today but it will be less than I’ll hate them tomorrow.
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I upset quite a few snowflake right whingers yesterday by posting a pic with a tiny bit of cleavage on show!
So I'll try and stay away from any controversy today and wondered if you think anything is missing from this ladies traditional English breakfast?
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Earlier in the week when Tories were getting refused service in Manchester bars, some people asked “Well how would staff know who were Tory conference delegates?”
I present exhibit A
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Tories hate Angela Rayner so much because she’s proof that you can climb your way to the top through hard work instead of relying on privilege.
She terrifies them.
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Boris Johnson is not a loveable and eccentric English posh boy ‘cad’…
Boris Johnson is a murdering cunt.
That’s the tweet.
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
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The way the right wing trolls attack when you call them out, being a woman on a platform like this even with my nobody status can be scary.
Insults and threats are common.
So massive respect for
@carolvorders
who now has the establishment after her for daring to call them out.
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Bloody Amazon…
I ordered four Kindles on a Black Friday deal and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.
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Loads of personal insults coming in from the right whingers last couple of days…haha fuck you snowflakes!
I’ll keep telling my truth until the Tories are out and the fascists are quiet.
Hello to my 1500 new followers though in the same time frame so I guess I win 🏅
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Bought my racist, gammon, Daily Mail reading brother in law a charity gift donation to the
#RNLI
Gonna be fewwwmin’
💋💋🛥️ 🚤 ⛴️ 💋💋
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I had all the Covid jabs and so did everyone I know.
I don’t know ANYBODY who has suffered adverse health from having the jabs.
However, I DID know people who died who didn’t get the jabs.
So do you tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist weirdos want to explain why?
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@TRobinsonNewEra
If you’re a British citizen who lives in Spain most of the year, you’re not a patriot.
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Seems I’ve upset the fascists with my Cruella post.
The level of personal abuse is 🔥 and shows that I’m upsetting all the right knuckle dragging Gobshites 👍🏻👌🏽
Crack on Wankpuffins!!
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Two lads out and about last night in Soton, one wearing a 'F*ck The Tories' t-shirt the other wearing a '
#Toryscum
' t-shirt. Everyone getting photos with them and buying them drinks. The tide really had turned hasn't it?
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If Nigel Farage walks into a pub / shop / restaurant and the owner says
“Sorry Mr Farage, I’m not prepared to accept your custom. Please leave.”
…surely the owner is perfectly within their legal right?
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Loads more new followers last few days, seems calling Tories ‘wanksocks’ and Richard Madeley a ‘spunktrumpet’ is what the people want.
Thanks everyone for humouring my howling into the ether… 💋
#ToryCriminals
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Back in London for the day and one of my colleagues just took me up The Shard.
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The feeding frenzy over this mystery BBC presenter is being fed so you don’t ask about the Tory MP rapist.
Don’t fall for it.
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BREAKING: Reports surfacing that in 2022 Labour Deputy Leader
@AngelaRayner
consumed several After Eight chocolates even though it was only around 7pm in the evening.
More to follow.
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Can’t believe it but I’ve been blocked by Gary Barlow on here!
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it… 😉
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Richard Madeley on
#GMB
saying every single message into them today is in support of Braverman and us removing ourselves from the ECHR.
Man’s a total Spunktrumpet and is clearly a little Tory rat 🐀
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Good socialist folk
#followbackfriday
I’m friendly and house trained. I’ll hardly ever visit your house and pee on your carpet.
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If you know that there’s nothing the
@Conservatives
won’t sell or destroy in order to enrich themselves, then
#followbackfriday
They turn my stomach.
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A democracy will change its policy to fit the law.
A dictatorship will change the law to fit its policy.
Tory Britain in 2023.
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Bought myself a £50 bottle of Veuve Clicquot champagne today for election night.
It’ll be a good night to be a champagne socialist haha 🤣
I matched it with a £50 donation to the
@RNLI
as well to boil some more fash piss.
Ching Ching 🥂
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@RealMGSimpson
Iceland immigrant population 18%
UK immigrant population 14.8%
Silly little boy.
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I'm confused about the Russell Brand situation.
Many of the rabid GBNEWS type dickheads are screaming innocent until proven guilty.
However, if you search their timelines for the phrase 'Huw Edwards', you'll generally find that they wanted him named and shamed there and then.
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Charlotte Owen, aged 29, has been made a life peer for absolutely no reason by the former PM.
Her updated CV states that she “spent eighteen months under Boris Johnson” at Downing Street.
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When I was a child, the poppy was worn as a symbol of peace and remembrance. My Dad, God rest his soul, was a proud member of the Royal British Legion.
Today, people like 30p LeeAnderthal use it as a symbol of division and nationalism.
Those right wing fuckers ruin everything.
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Turns out throwing orange confetti is a worse crime than deliberately causing the deaths of thousands of British people through a political choice.
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@TVKev
Brilliant that all these Tory fuckers in this thread are promising to fuck off in 6 weeks.
Country will be such a nicer place.
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Simply kicking out these corrupt shysters at the next GE won’t be enough for me.
I want as many as possible prosecuted and jailed for fraud and theft.
#ToryCorruption
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“Whilst working for the Conservative Party, I once spent £1.6 billion on a prison barge without checking if it worked or if I could dock it anywhere”
#followbackfriday
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Indecent exposure is a serious sexual criminal offence, which carries a custodial sentence of up to 2-years, or a 6 week holiday if you're a Tory MP.
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
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@DrHoenderkamp
I respect your right to provide private education for your kids Renee, 100%.
You should also however pay your fair share with the removal of charitable status and zero VAT from such schools.
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@sharrond62
If you qualify to pay Capital Gains Tax, you can afford it.
I'm so sick of the rich bleating because they hate paying their fair share.
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Is it just me or is everyone’s timeline on here just chockablock with Frog Face fanboys, Deform UK programada posts and loads of blatant bots?
Someone is spending a shitload of money to flood X with this shite, I suppose they’ve got to burn through those £25s on something
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I might lose followers here but have to say it how I see it.
Just finished the new biography about Starmer.
He’s a really decent guy who’s made something out of himself from nothing.
I’m hoping the real KS shows himself when he gets into number 10 🤞
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Happy Turkish Bloke Day!
George was born in Cappadocia (Turkey) and died in Palestine 🇵🇸
He never even visited England.
Best not tell the flag shaggers!
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A teacher once said I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia.
So far, I've made two jugs, a vase and an ashtray, so sod you, Mrs Collins.
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Most Reform voters are cunts.
Don’t believe me?
Next time you see a group of Reform voters standing in a group shout
“Oi cunt!!”
and watch them all turn around.
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If the swing at Wellingborough is repeated at the General Election, there will be four Conservative MPs in the whole country.
Four too many.
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Brighton Beach yesterday.
People need to be in jail for this, it's an absolute fucking disgrace.
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Vote for whoever has the best chance of removing the Tory in your constituency at the next GE. Share this, there WILL be better times ahead.
#followbackfriday
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Looking nailed on for a May 2024 General Election now so who's joining me the day after to drink in glass after glass of populist, right wing tears?
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Farage once again fails to get enough votes to win something and instantly regrets inviting Darren Grimes to his ‘Cumming Out Of The Jungle’ party
#ImACeleb
Meanwhile, skint fascists who’ve spent every penny voting for him cry and bitch 😂😂😂
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Lovely little bit of new 'playful' artwork on the wall, dya like it?
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I’m planning a fully woke village with the following shops in it:
- Himalayan salt lamp and incense shop
- 2 Turkish barbers
- An RNLI charity shop
- a yoga studio
- a food store that only sells tofu, cous cous and coconut water
Any other suggestions and I’ll get on it 💋
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Has anyone stopped to think why it is that we pay VAT on petrol, insurance, food, drink, clothes and many, many more essential items…
But oddly not private education which is a choice for the wealthiest 7%?
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Thank you for everyone who follows me in my considered but often foul mouthed abuse of all things Tory.
I’m gonna throw a party here on the south coast for all 12k of you, free bar.
RSVP 💙💋
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@SuellaBraverman
@piersmorgan
People didn’t rely on food banks and choosing between heating or eating when you were a gremlin either.
Fuck off you rancid little pissflap.
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Is it too early to start drinking on a Friday after the Tories got obliterated?
#ToriesOut
#TamworthByelection
#MidBedfordshireByElection
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BREAKING: New Reform UK MP Lee Anderson has revealed his plans to transition to a woman and now wishes to be referred to as ‘Leona’.
More to follow.
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@ThatAlexWoman
Alex demonstrates that she doesn’t understand the voting system that we’ve been using in the UK in since 1885.
Socialists have been calling for Proportional Representation for many years Alex, maybe Google how they both work before you post again?
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I’m trying to build a list of excuses for the right wingers to use the day after the election.
Can anyone help with any more?
So far I’ve got:-
- rigged postal vote
- Angela Rayner
- the weather
- left wing BBC influence
- Gary Lineker
- black people on adverts
- England
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I will scrap these imaginary taxes if you
#followbackfriday
- No more tax on men with beards
- An end to the hated Sex Tax when you get jiggy jiggy
- Scrapping of the 'Bog Roll Tax' each time you have a dump
Follow me today for more fake tax cancellations just like
#7BinsSunak
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Enough dead cats.
WHERE ARE JOHNSON'S FUCKING WHATSAP MESSAGES?
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I know Mike. There’s now twenty-three Turkish barbers in my little village. One Co-op / post office, one pub and twenty-three Turkish barbers.
This is definitely the biggest problem facing the country right now and you’re totally right to highlight it.
Seriously, this is getting beyond a joke. Yet another ‘Turkish, barber has opened up in our village.
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Do us a favour…if you’ve got little English 🏴 flags in your bio then don’t follow me.
You’ll fucking hate my content…
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@MarkKav15119614
As pointed out, I’m waiting patiently!
I’m still here btw
I must warn you if you’re a new follower, I often post pics of myself drunk and out or getting ready.
I’m very shallow!
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Reform UK Ltd.
When the Tories aren’t quite cunty enough for you!
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What are you offended by today oh snowflake fascist?
Please feel free to share and add your own suggestions:-
A logo
A football shirt
A bakery item
Signage
Black people on TV
The woke weather
@Ofcom
The BBC
@LBC
James O’Brien
@TheTrawlPodcast
Rainbows 🌈
Statues
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@toadmeister
Awww Toby Woby is jealous because the brown man with talent has empathy AND money.
This makes Toby Woby a sad little wanksock doesn’t it?
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A poem for
#followbackfriday
When I was young and full of rage,
I hated Tories to my core.
But now I’ve reached a gentler age,
I hate the f*ckers even more.
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Morning all,
I’m planning a Twitter series, probably be shite but it’s a sort of side piece to the excellent
@mrjamesob
book ‘How They Broke Britain’ but in this case, it’ll be ‘Britains Ten Biggest Cunts.’
I’ll countdown from 10 to 1 the most odious political cunts of my
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Just a standard pic of me with hardly any makeup on for
#International_Womens_Day
thanks to the people that follow me, I still can’t believe anyone does!!
Love ya xx
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Just heard about 3 asylum seekers who arrived on a dingy, all with Louis Vitton luggage, they were each given a MasterCard with £500 pre loaded and put in an Uber to The Langham.
Its the tax payers picking up the tab for this. Disgrace.
(
@GBNEWS
viewers will believe this ⬆️)
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Yaxley Lennon and his fascist acolytes all foaming at the mouth because the new Dr Who is black and gay. I assume his blonde haired assistant is ok, you twats?
‘Woke BBC’ and all that bollocks. Weird that the entire organisation is rancid with
#ToryScum
This was the same
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@DaveAtherton20
@reformparty_uk
What is there not to like?
Well, it’s a list of stuff with no indication of how it would be funded because they’ll never have to.
…and dumb cunts like you peddle it anyway.
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Happy Friday you filthy woke beauties.
Get on it!
Fuck the Tories!
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Happy to report that I’m now back on the south coast following my 24 hours in London running the gauntlet of feral Asian yoofs trying to stab me, burning vehicles on every street corner and black men trying to sell me cocaine on the steps of The Bloomsbury.
Phew 😮💨
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Anti-semitism is completely different to anti-Zionism.
I have absolutely no issue with Jewish people.
I do however have massive issues with the apartheid Jewish state of Israel.
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FREE TORY CHECKER!
There are two types of
@Conservatives
supporter.
1) the millionaire
2) the dickhead
Check your bank balance to find out which one you are.
You're welcome 😇
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Just asked a Reform UK voter to name the greatest ruler in history.
He opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.
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Has anyone noticed loads more immigrants sprouting up in new areas lately?
Where I live there’s now 47 Turkish barbers within a mile radius. They’ve also started a call to prayer at 5am using the stadium speakers at Southamptons stadium.
Also, I’m now forced to wear a Hajib.
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Remember kids, if you study hard, go to university, work hard, never take sick days, live within your means, do what you are told...
…then unless you personally know a prominent Tory, you’ll probably never be wealthy.
#ToryBritain
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@Goosey30111568
He’s not even an MP you absolute wankspangler. Regardless, he’s a discredited fraud and Russian asset making you a traitor apologist.
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When a flagshagger engages his or her brain 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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I’m confused. Please help.
Gammons hate Meghan Markle for some mysterious reason but they’re ok with a nonce who had to get his mum to pay off his accuser with £12m of our money.
Have I missed something?
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Lost a couple of hundred followers this week because of my Top Ten Odious Political Cunts countdown.
Too sweary and unnecessary apparently for some people. Well these Tory cunts have done far more damage to the nation and our futures than any daft social media post.
I’ve never
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