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@UTBarstool
*Unpopular take for lots of us Horns*:
Doesn’t bother me at all.
Opposing fanbases do this. It’s fine.
Don’t think the dad had mal-intent and slapped Quinn on the back for being a sport about it.
Quinn laughed it off because it’s normal and expected. Didn’t care.
No biggie.
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@JVR405
@mfarrellsports
Literally every single conference has a coach ranking by so many outlets. It’s the off-season!
Are you trolling me right now? lol
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Sec Mike: *every show he produces* Texas sucks, and they can’t/won’t compete in the sec this year
Texas fans: You’re wrong, Mike
Sec Mike: Texas fans are soft
🤣 🤣 🤣
Very much looking forward to Texas joining the SEC, but all the rumors of their soft fan base appear to be true.
Full show:
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@woerzyfbaby
We both know that isn’t what he said.
He gave a memory from what his dad said/felt. That’s no big deal, and it’s fair.
I know Texas fans that view Arkansas as the biggest rival. It’s no big deal, and it’s fair.
That being said, we all know it’s OU
Then aggies
Then hogs
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@JVR405
@mfarrellsports
Why won’t he talk to a cbs reporter? Because they ranked him as the 2nd-worst coach in the big12?
Now the reporter can’t do his job because Deion’s ego is so fragile? Saban saying don’t ask dumb questions ain’t the same as this. Not remotely similar
Am I missing something?
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@gkketch
Ketch on a roll for the longhorns. First, he started legally tampering for the Kentucky wr, and now he’s out here making sure the players know what is said about them.
Don’t you stop!
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@MichaelWBratton
Oklahoma is now the 2nd-best all-time football program in the sec.
Click-bait Mike has the audacity to ask what they have to do to gain the respect of fans from programs below them…? 😂 😂
I’m a Texas fan, and yet I’m able to be objective
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@MichaelWBratton
Imagine your job being talking sec ball and you have no clue what you’re talking about when you talk Sark/Texas.
Then, you succumb to the sexy-thing-to-do: “Texas is soft,” when you’re cooked
Your literal job is to know the ins-and-outs, but you cling to click-bait material 😂
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@Dewayne42005783
Translation:
“Rodney Terry is amazing because it’s not his fault he couldn’t do his job and fill out a roster…. at a school with Texas-level resources.”
🤦♂️ embarrassing
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@MichaelWBratton
I’m a Texas fan and still willing to call you out.
The sec has been dominated by Bama. LSU chipped in. Georgia chipped in.
You have a weird reality in your head about your sec football history
Here’s reality:
Tier 1: Bama
Tier 2: Oklahoma
Tier 3: Texas
Tier 4: lsu, uga
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@CJVogel_OTF
Probably in the past 20 years tbh - viewership is probably going to set a cfb record as well.
Still despise strictly OU though 🤷♂️
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Takes like this are why
@BigOrangeVolz
is a national treasure.
Cousin Shane on Billy Napier's hot seat at Florida:
"He's under more pressure than this chair I'm in right now, Paul!"
😂
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@s_solis44
@Doc_Texas
You weren’t invited to discussions when adding OU and Texas to the SEC. You were told to shut up and color when voting kicked off. Nobody respects you.
#1939
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@MichaelWBratton
@thatSECpodcast
Bro legit bragging about a team playing with all of their starters, playing for their lives, against a team of 3rd-stringers 🤣
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@MichaelWBratton
@thatSECpodcast
@BigOrangeVolz
Nfl gms do not agree with you
It’s Carson beck and Quinn ewers
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@SECBarstool
You can’t count that win over OSU.
Isn’t the sec the conf that cries, “all our players sat out,” or, “we didn’t care because it didn’t matter?”
OSU played nobody while mizzou played everyone, like their lives depended on it 😂. Did I get it right?
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Yup, this is extremely accurate. 😂
All of College Football twitter coming together to hate on Colorado
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@EmmanuelAcho
Probably because he knew you’d only talk about Tua being better than Herbert every single day for the rest of your life
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@shnsajax
@Doc_Texas
lol, it’s not odd whatsoever.
Sark lost his job and had to find work elsewhere.
Burrell just lost his job and will have to find work elsewhere.
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@kyleumlang
Sam having to literally carry a dead program on his back 🤦♂️. Wasn’t a better man for the job
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@angrybevo21
Cook them
“Michigan lost their players”
*meanwhile, texas loses 11 draft picks* 😂
Dumb is dumb
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@rcb05
One of your worst takes lol
He literally said elko negatively recruited against him, along with other coaches, about how he would be gone - yet elko was gone first.
He also said he called elko and talked to him about it. You’re trying too hard to create something 🤦♂️
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@BoodaCheese
@kyleumlang
You play it off like you don’t care about it because you aren’t a good enough athletic program to ever win it.
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@AnwarRichardson
@OB_JasonS
Anwar - all of us at OB know how you feel about your man, Charles Wright. 😂 😉
We’ll get through this
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All of you “Silas-Bolden-is-a-gadget” folk need to understand he’s a really good football player and outside WR.
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@PurpleForTheWin
What game did you watch? Mullens wasn’t great and kept tossing awkward dump-offs, but jaren hall was legit atrocious - no awareness, pocket presence, read ability downfield, etc
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lol,
@kyleumlang
nailed this one, pitting the good-looking twin vs the ugly twin. Now, did he know we were brothers 🤔, or is Kyle just that damn good 😂 😂🤘
Still room left. Get in while you can by tagging yourself below
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@JVR405
@zt_goblue
@angrybevo21
@williamlies247
@HookEmLacixoxo
@FortyAcreVibes
I’ll be the punching bag and admit I’m nervous.
I think very highly of a Michigan team built by Harbaugh.
Massive game for Sark’s resume and, separately, Texas showing they’re legit 🤷♂️
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@CJVogel_OTF
There are no questions.
Jaydon Blue was already the best back in the room - next-man-up mentality needs to be embraced and Texas’ rb room can afford it.
I’m excited to see more Wisner and one of Clark or Gibson.
Baxter back and better than ever next year is cheating 🤘
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@EmmanuelAcho
Acho: “It’s Herbert’s fault for Quentin Johnston and Keenan Allen dropping all of those passes.”
Also acho: “Mahomes being the bigger man when it’s clear it was the wr’s fault.”
Nobody worse in the media than Acho
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@Realrclark25
@R_Mendenhall
Ryan Clark: “I don’t care that he’s a blatant racist because he’s black and I’m black and it’s okay to be racist when you’re black.”
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@theColBane
@SoonerVirginia
@PFF_College
Ole Miss has 5 10-win seasons since 1963. The bravado and arrogance of all of these nobodies in the sec is hilarious to me. Poverty programs that yap and yap, but somehow have the audacity to say UT is arrogant, and now, being dumb enough to come after OU, too 😆 😆
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@RileyLeone423
Top 4:
CB: Shaq
Spur/Nickel/Slot: Byron Murphy
CB: Mekhi/Akayleb
First CB subbed in: Mekhi/Akayleb
Depth/Special Teams: Najee Thompson and Andrew Booth Jr
First Left Out: JoeJuan
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@wealth_turtle
@espn
Ruggs killed a woman and her dog, and they burned alive. Wtf is wrong with you
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@loslonghorns
@TexasFootball
Colt McCoy not in the top-10 negates the entire list 🤷♂️. I won’t even address having Roy Williams ahead of him
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Texas’ next portal target at a position of need 🤔
#HookEm
BREAKING: Alabama TE Amari Niblack plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells
@on3sports
The 6’5 240 TE was ranked as a 5-Star Recruit in the ‘22 Class (No. 1 TE) per On3
Totaled 20 receptions for 327 yards & 4 TDs in 2023.
Will have 2 years of eligibility remaining
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@billyliucci
@AmandaMAtwell
He did make a good case in week 1, but being a HC is so much more than just the play-calling
Doubt Petrino assembles the high-end staff sark did. Sark is showing far better HC qualities than just his offensive prowess most people only acknowledge
The little things matter 🤷♂️
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@theColBane
@SoonerVirginia
@PFF_College
1. Learn history since we went back to 1963 for your poverty “program”
2. Another casual living off the success of Bama and Georgia
3. Seeing that little brother isn’t the only sec program that vicariously lives off the success of Bama and uga is legit eye-opening to me. So sad
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@PhilMackey
Write that down - Mack and Judd get 300% more sh*t from Vikings’ fans after this Netflix release, and, somehow, fans turn this into them hating Kirk even more now 🙄.
@DexsTweets
@jzulgad
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@McKennaWill
@UTBarstool
Nothing about doing the horns down in that scenario is bad parenting 🤦♂️ lol
It. Ain’t. That. Serious.
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@MichaelWBratton
Name the sec football programs bigger than Texas 😂. Your obsession with ignoring reality is getting so weird
Bama
OU
Texas
LSU
Georgia
The fact you got so triggered by an accurate and honest response just proves how real what he said is.
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@billyliucci
@AmandaMAtwell
Fine, as you said, I’ll wait for the “ck” then. I feel the same way tbh
Nobody going to know what “ck” means 😂
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@SarksDaddy
Colorado st allowed 14 sacks last year.
Their entire game is getting the ball out as quickly as possible
Texas played the pass and dominated
One of the few times “YDKB” is actually applicable. You truly know nothing 😂
Congrats on that Temple win, bub. Their dline is menacing
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@AnwarRichardson
To be fair, he was your favorite player and “better than Hudson” because “he broke records” when conveniently facing terrible competition 🤔
Bring up his hurt hand again and I’m going to lose it 😂
Love you
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@PurpleForTheWin
Vikes lost 16m in cap space in 24 bc he didn’t cut Dalvin and zadarius back in March because he thinks he’s smart and could have gotten draft picks, but he’s clearly lost regarding players’ value. Stop ignoring context that matters, and dole out the actual facts. Kwesi = checkers
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@LOBig12
@GamblinGauchos
@SSN_TCU
@Frogs_B12C
@louisdjKSU
@KStateUpdateFB
@BigGameBoomer
@LockedOnNetwork
@Cyclones_B12C
@JamesDuncanUCF
@Longhorns_B12C
This dude posted power rankings for 2023 and legit said, “this is based off last year’s success, morale, and projected success this year.”
How about don’t do a power ranking based off last year/morale, and do it off this year’s projections. Or, don’t call this power rankings
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@Carmen_Cook
@kyleumlang
Oh honey, you just came at a Texas fan with, “it was our worst decade+.” 😂
Join the party, boot
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@allenallcorn
@CJVogel_TFB
A TE out of Miami applied for his 9th year of eligibility and Alan Bowman was approved for his 7th year of eligibility at OkSt.
Like the salary cap in the nfl, “years of eligibility” is now a myth.
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@orangebloods_
@sehlinger3
@_delconte
@TheSamAcho
@EmmanuelAcho
@Bijan5Robinson
@ColtMcCoy
@Earl_Thomas
@Rickthelaureate
4, 1, and then 3. 🤘
Suite 2 is not an option since Emmanuel Acho is unbearable.
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@CFBONFOX
@joelklatt
@markaduck
@SoonerVirginia
@JVR405
@ebbetsblues
@BatmanStoops
@sooner_tim
I love Joel Klatt 😉😘
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@angrybevo21
@40AcresBuilt
Don’t Texas and aggyland get a fresh 30-day window to transfer and can ignore the July 2nd window since there was a coaching change? 🤔 I need to educate myself on any potential differences in transferring between sports 😂
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@CJVogel_OTF
Thank you! I’ve been saying this all off-season - SO much depth at iDL, & now the edge room has the best talent/depth that I can remember. Upgrade at CB2, upgrade/depth at S, depth at spur, & you bring in Nansen to help scheme w/ PK. Texas’ D was elite last year; it will be again
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@_bcmedia
@FieldYates
This dude just compared a rb leaving to Andrew luck retiring…
I guess we know the state of the colts’ franchise
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27 Thousand views; just 30 likes.
SEC Mike with another banger of a college football take 🤦♂️
Embarrassing.
Projected SEC regular season win totals from
@statsowar
Based on some of these numbers, I'd say he needs to check the battery on his calculator.
Texas, LSU & Vandy are all high
Ole Miss, Tennessee & Florida are all low
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@GHamiltonOTF
Rick Barnes: “Bro, look at the guy in front of us - HE won a natty. You would have won a natty and a heisman if you chose the real UT.”
Peyton: “I hate Charles Woodson.”
Heupel: **garbled nonsense**
Rick Barnes: “Is Texas basketball hiring again.”
Peyton: “I hate you.”
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@Doc_Texas
You know that’s a pipe dream. Arch transferring will always be the I-had-nothing-else-to-write-about go-to
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@markaduck
I really want to know why OU fans are so offended/upset by the Fasusi/playing time thing.
Why do y’all not want that to be a reality? Do y’all find it insulting? Y’all want the world to think it’s just BB, and playing time was just a baby 1% of the reason? lol, why? 🤔🤔🤷♂️
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@lokieman1975
@HaFro09
So, everything is relevant then. Got it. You haven’t won a natty in 85 years. You can’t fire your coach because of how awful the contact is. You paid 1mil in a settlement because of someone’s skin color. You’re little brother. You lost to App St at home. Did I mention 85 years?
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@aggieszone
@JColt1317
@TheTunnel_Texas
This clown said 2005, and then he hit send for everyone to see. Just say you don’t know ball. Enjoy Jimbo, little brother
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@OleMissMuse1
@MichaelWBratton
@thatSECpodcast
Your losses “just meant more.”
Bro, don’t act like an aggy and tout your conference because you can’t tout your own accolades.
Best of luck this year 🫡. Looking forward to the Lane Kiffin press conferences
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